My sister never calls me brother.

After entering the store, Zhou Han saw Miyazaki Airi holding a dress and looking at it repeatedly.

Zhou Han also pretended to be a customer, picking up a dress and looking at it over and over, but actually staring at Miyazaki Airi not far away.

A female sales assistant walked over with a smile.

"Sir, do you need any help?" the saleswoman asked with a smile.

“Uh…” Zhou Han glanced at Miyazaki Airi, who was relatively far away, and figured he could speak to her. “Buy a dress.”

"Do you have a girlfriend?" the saleswoman asked.

"No," Zhou Han replied.

"Is that for your family?" the saleswoman asked again.

"No, that's not it." Zhou Han said, puzzled.

"So..." The saleswoman gave Zhou Han a strange look, "are you buying this for yourself?"

"Pfft—!" What's wrong with this era? Has it become common for boys to wear skirts? Zhou Han wondered.

Luckily, Zhou Han was wearing a mask, otherwise he would have definitely sprayed the saleswoman's face with water. "What...what do you mean?"

"Uh... I didn't mean to look down on you," the saleswoman said awkwardly.

"Oh! I get it." Zhou Han nodded. "Do you think I can't afford it?"

"I didn't..." The saleswoman was completely confused.

"How much is this dress? I'll take it!" Zhou Han casually picked up a dress, thinking it would only cost a few hundred yuan.

“That dress…” the saleswoman paused, then said, “3888.”

Zhou Han was stunned and shouted, "How much!?"

“3888…” the saleswoman repeated.

“3…33…, cough cough!” Zhou Han coughed a few times to calm herself down and said, “Um…wait a minute, I’m going to the restroom, I’ll be back in a bit.”

Ignoring the saleswoman's expression, Zhou Han threw off her skirt and calmly walked outside, her pace quickening to a brisk walk, then a jog, and finally a sprint!

"Damn it! 3888! This is robbery! One dress is worth three months of my living expenses!!!" Zhou Han burst into tears.

Looking up at the skirt, Miyazaki Airi looked around in surprise and muttered to herself, "Why do I think I heard that idiot's voice?"

Zhou Han finally felt relieved after running far enough and stopped, looking at the women's clothing store with a resentful expression. He was too embarrassed to go back in, so he decided to wait for Miyazaki Airi here.

After a while, Zhou Han saw Miyazaki Airi come out carrying large and small bags. She looked very happy and must have found a lot of good things.

Zhou Han secretly followed behind Miyazaki Airi, continuing to fulfill his great mission.

But then something embarrassing happened—

Airi Miyazaki walked into a women's lingerie store!

Zhou Han scratched his head, extremely worried, hesitating whether or not to go in. What would it look like for a guy to go into a women's lingerie store? What would people think of him afterward? How could he ever face anyone in the business world again?

"What are you standing there for?! Hurry up and go inside!" Elizabeth's voice rang in my mind.

"What the hell am I supposed to go in there! That's a women's lingerie store! I'm a guy!"

"Tsk! The most dangerous place is the safest place. That's often what perverts think, so they'll definitely choose seemingly dangerous places to commit their crimes. Think about the Clothing Store incident, wasn't it in the fitting room?" Elizabeth analyzed.

"Hmm... what you said makes some sense, but I'm a boy, and I don't want to go into that kind of place." Zhou Han shook his head seriously.

"Alas... the tentacle monster in the fitting room is about to succeed! The girl lamented her tragic fate..." Elizabeth sighed and chanted in Zhou Han's mind.

"Enough! I'm going in! Please stop talking!" Zhou Han was exasperated.

"Oh! Keep it up!" Elizabeth encouraged Zhou Han.

Zhou Han silently walked to the entrance of the women's lingerie store. Looking at the various sexy lingerie in the window, he nervously swallowed.

He took a deep breath, clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, and rushed in.

They crawled along the walls, sometimes even leaping over them, using the plastic mannequins as cover, and successfully infiltrated the women's lingerie store.

The skill with which Zhou Han infiltrated the enemy makes one wonder if he has received professional training. If you didn't know the truth, you might think this is a spy thriller.

Throughout the entire process, the plastic lingerie mannequins that were covering for Zhou Han suffered greatly; it's unknown how many breasts have already been touched by Zhou Han.

But the result was good; Zhou Han succeeded. He stood in front of the fitting room that Miyazaki Airi had gone into, panting heavily with a wild energy. Actually, he was just tired, plus he was very nervous.

The best way for Zhou Han to confirm whether Miyazaki Airi is alright inside is to go into the fitting room next door and eavesdrop.

After making up her mind, Zhou Han was about to enter the fitting room when she suddenly thought of a problem: wouldn't it be too fake to enter the fitting room without taking any clothes?

Zhou Han felt that her idea made a lot of sense, so she grabbed a black lace women's lingerie set from the side and went into the fitting room.

but--

He forgot to lock the door!!!

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Let's Go All Out

Zhou Han took the black lace lingerie and went into the fitting room. He pressed his ear against the wall, wanting to hear if there was anything unusual happening next to Miyazaki Airi.

If so, then don't hesitate, just charge in and beat that audacious pervert to a pulp.

But Zhou Han listened for a long time and heard no unusual sounds, only the rustling sound of clothes being taken off.

Zhou Han blushed, feeling a little embarrassed. She looked away and glanced at the black lace lingerie in her hand, feeling awkward. What was she doing? Taking women's underwear into the fitting room and eavesdropping on Miyazaki Airi changing clothes...

"Elizabeth, why do I feel... like a pervert?" Zhou Han called out to Elizabeth in his mind.

"Uh..." Elizabeth paused for a moment, then said, "It doesn't look like it at all. Don't overthink it."

"Am I overthinking it? Even though we're trying to protect her, I keep feeling like those stalker freaks, train perverts, and fitting room tentacles are all talking about me?"

"It can't be you! Our starting point is justice! Believe in yourself!" Elizabeth encouraged Zhou Han.

"Tsk, okay..." Zhou Han thought Elizabeth made a good point.

Then he continued to eavesdrop while lying on the wall.

Not long after Zhou Han went into the fitting room, an acquaintance walked into the lingerie store. She was Wang Qianqian, who was good at dressing up.

After entering the store, Wang Qianqian looked around and finally stopped in front of the breast enhancement bra section.

Mine is a bit bigger than Lin Nianwei's, but not very noticeable. Would it be better if I used a breast enhancement bra? If it works well, Gu Bai should look at me differently, right? Wang Qianqian kept thinking about it, and finally she decided to give it a try.

Wang Qianqian took the breast enhancement bra and walked to the fitting room. She pulled on the door, but it wouldn't open.

It seemed someone was already there. Wang Qianqian sighed helplessly and reached for the fitting room next door.

Zhou Han was eavesdropping in the fitting room. When he heard the sound of underwear rubbing against his skin, he felt a little embarrassed. Then he heard the sound of underwear hitting his buttocks.

"Why does my bra feel a little big?" Miyazaki Airi's voice came from her own perspective.

Zhou Han was speechless, thinking, "With a chest like yours, what kind of bra would make it look small? Only a tank top would suit you best..."

As Zhou Han was mentally complaining, he suddenly felt the dimly lit fitting room become bright, which startled him.

Who! Who...who came in?! Zhou Han looked at the person who came in with surprise. It was Wang Qianqian, who had come to buy breast enhancement underwear.

The two stared at each other in the cramped fitting room, both speechless with astonishment.

Wang Qianqian!? What's she doing here? Zhou Han saw the full-breasted bra in her hand and immediately understood. Wang Qianqian was really going all out for Gu Bai...

What's this man doing in the women's lingerie fitting room? And dressed so suspiciously? Wang Qianqian glanced at the black lace lingerie in Zhou Han's hand and immediately understood. This bastard, he's a pervert!

Zhou Han felt that she should say something to ease the awkward atmosphere and explain why she was holding women's underwear in the fitting room.

Although Wang Qianqian didn't recognize him, Zhou Han felt it was necessary to let her know that he was acting in a righteous manner.

Zhou Han had just raised his hand and waved when Wang Qianqian screamed—

"Manager! Manager! There's a pervert here! Someone come quick!!!"

Zhou Han was embarrassed, thinking to himself, "This guy isn't giving me a chance to explain at all!"

Miyazaki Airi, who was in the fitting room, heard someone shouting "pervert" outside. She quickly got dressed and came out, only to see Wang Qianqian calling for help.

"Wang Qianqian!?" Miyazaki Airi exclaimed in surprise.

"Miyazaki!?" Wang Qianqian was also surprised to run into him here.

"What are you doing here?" Miyazaki Airi asked.

"I..." Wang Qianqian was about to answer when she noticed the full-breasted bra in her hand. She quickly tucked it behind her back and hid it. "I'm buying some clothes..."

Wang Qianqian didn't want acquaintances to know that she was wearing a breast enhancement bra; it would be too embarrassing.

"What about the pervert you were talking about?" Miyazaki Airi asked, puzzled. She only saw Wang Qianqian's terrified expression.

“Here!” Wang Qianqian pointed to the fitting room in front of her and said, “He’s right here, but he seems to be mute; he doesn’t say a word.”

When Zhou Han heard that Miyazaki Airi had come out, he broke out in a cold sweat. He couldn't even speak now. How was he supposed to explain?

Airi Miyazaki leaned closer to take a look and said with disgust, "It's you again..."

"You know him?" Wang Qianqian asked, somewhat puzzled.

“He was the one who bothered me on the bus just now,” Miyazaki Airi said, rubbing her forehead. “I didn’t expect him to be so forgetful and follow me again.”

"Ugh...that's disgusting..." Wang Qianqian looked at Zhou Han with a disgusted expression.

“It really is disgusting.” Miyazaki Airi nodded, showing her disgust.

Zhou Han's heart was doubled; she felt so heartbroken, as if her kindness often went unrewarded.

"Excuse me, what happened?" the female store manager asked as she walked over.

"There's a pervert here." Miyazaki Airi and Wang Qianqian pointed at Zhou Han in the fitting room at the same time and said in unison.

"Do we really have to be this in sync?!" Zhou Han felt extremely embarrassed.

The female store manager's face gradually darkened as she looked at Zhou Han, especially at the black lace lingerie in his hand.

"Security! Security!" the female shop manager shouted, "Arrest this pervert!"

Zhou Han was startled when she heard this, threw down her underwear, and ran away.

A dozen security guards chased after Zhou Han, determined to impress their boss.

"Why am I so unlucky?!" Zhou Han burst into tears, her heart filled with bitterness...

The security guards didn't let Zhou Han go until they kicked him out of the mall.