Even if I transform, I will never be captured.

Author's Note:

PS1. Thanks to Super Tea Egg, Game King, Misaka Saigao, All Give Party, Silver Black Cat - Dai, Rabbit Ball, Tanya Degurechaff Fantasy, and Flying Little Pig is so cute for their donations and blades.

P.S. 2. You read that right, in Konosuba's world, the police are in charge of maintaining order...

PS3. Some data from the previous chapter has been modified. Advanced skills remain at 13 points, intermediate skills at 10 points, and basic skills at 1 point. The protagonist's level has been changed to 7.

Chapter 65 Satella's Suspicious Behavior

"Good morning, Mr. Weiss."

"Ah, it's Miss Satella and Miss Iris. Good morning."

A beautiful woman with long brown hair greeted us warmly from behind the counter.

With her gentle eyes and heartwarming smile, anyone who sees her for the first time would probably think she's a good person.

—In fact, she was indeed a good person, but she was a lich, the king of the undead. She just stayed quietly in Axel running her shop, and the aura she exuded was enough to deter high-level monsters from approaching.

Weiss plays a crucial role in making Axel a suitable starting area for new players to grow.

The Weiss wearing a robe looks very different from his animated counterpart—simply put, he's much thinner.

The seemingly heavy robe didn't make her look bulky at all; instead, it accentuated her slender figure. Simply put, she's the type of person who looks slimmer in clothes.

“I’ve come to thank you for teaching me magic yesterday, Weiss. This is a gift.” Satella handed over the gift, which was a quacking duck in a cage.

"This is... it's actually a green onion duck! This... no matter what, this is far too valuable."

Seeing Weiss panicking because the gift was too valuable, Satella rolled her dead fish eyes.

This is basically how she felt after hearing that the most delicious and high-experience-value ingredient in the world was actually scallion duck.

Poor Farfetch'd, it was not only preyed upon in Pokémon, but also couldn't escape its fate as food in Konosuba. It is said that there are even Farfetch'd farms in this world.

This is really...

"Mr. Weiss, please don't be so polite. This is just a token of our appreciation."

After forcefully shoving the green onion duck into Weiss's hand, Satella wondered if it was just her imagination, but she heard a subtle "gurgling" sound.

Faced with Satella's questioning gaze, Weiss covered his face in embarrassment.

"I'm so sorry to bother you. Has Weiss not had breakfast yet?"

No, I'm eating.

As he spoke, Weiss subtly shifted his body, trying to block Satella and Iris's view.

However, their gazes bypassed her body and landed on the plates on the counter before she could.

Inside was a small dish of breadcrumbs—yes, not bread, but breadcrumbs, the breakfast of the mighty King of the Undead…

"How pitiful!" Kind-hearted Elise shed tears.

"Please, please don't do this!" Weiss was so ashamed he was almost crying. "Although I'm very poor right now, and I might not even be able to pay next month's rent, I'm working hard to earn money. I'm sure I can make a lot of money! Miss Satella, look, this is my new batch of products."

As if to prove himself, Weiss pulled Satella to a row of boxes, pointed to a black bead and said, "This is the highest quality magic crystal, containing a massive amount of magic power. Even a great mage like me can replenish my magic power ten times!"

"Oh, that's really great!"

Upon hearing this, Satella was somewhat tempted. Her level was low and her magic power was insufficient. Since this magic crystal could replenish Weiss's magic power 10 times, she could use it dozens of times without any problem.

"How much?" Satella, who was inclined to buy, asked.

"Thirty million Eris!"

...Never mind if I didn't ask.

Even for a boss-like monster like the One-Hit Bear, the bounty is only 200 million Eris, right? In a starting village like Axel, who can afford such a luxury?

"And this too!"

Weiss then enthusiastically introduced another item to Satella.

"This is a magical item known as the 'Frog Killer'! Just put this item in front of those frogs and they'll definitely eat it. Then, the magical item, imbued with explosive magic, will blow the entire frog to pieces!"

"Hmm... that sounds pretty good. It would be quite useful for a beginner like Kazuma."

"Right!? This magical item costs 200,000 Eris! That means we won't have to worry even during the frogs' breeding season!"

Incidentally, the reward for defeating the giant frog, plus the purchase price of frog meat, is a total of 25,000 Eris per frog.

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Simply put, this is worthless junk!

The magical items introduced next were all similar, and to be honest, Satella had no desire to buy them at all. However, she still spent 30 million Eris to buy a magic crystal.

With sobs and constant bowing, Weiss escorted Satella to the door. Seeing her like that, Satella felt she had already raised her favorability rating considerably.

(Next time I come here, I'll ask Weiss for advice on lich magic.)

That's right, Satella's main purpose for this trip was to learn Vis's lich magic, since life absorption is really super useful. However, it would be a bit dangerous to rashly expose Vis's true identity, so Satella decided to raise her favor with Vis first.

"Big sister, where should we go to play now?"

After leaving Weiss's magic item shop, Elise asked with great interest.

"Well……"

For some reason, Satella's gaze began to wander: "Elise, why don't you go play by yourself from now on? I have some things to take care of myself."

"Can't Iris come along too? I won't cause trouble, and I can protect my big sister!"

"Ahem... Even I, as your older sister, have some personal matters to attend to..." Satella stammered as she explained, finally shoving the phone into Iris's hand: "How about this, I'll give you the phone, Iris, to play with."

Although getting the phone from her older sister made Elise somewhat happy.

but……

Seeing Satella subtly avert her gaze and her pretty face flushed, Elise narrowed her eyes:

How suspicious!

……

My older sister has been acting so suspiciously lately!

When we got back to the hotel that day, my sister was acting suspiciously, and she was carrying a bag of things in her hands.

When Elise asked, her sister not only refused to answer, but also locked it in the closet!

The next morning, when Elise woke up rubbing her eyes, she was shocked to find that her older sister was gone!

It's only 6 a.m.!

This isn't my lazy Satella sister!

That's so suspicious!

Curiosity burned like a raging fire in Elise's heart. In order to find out the truth, Elise rolled out of bed, got dressed, and ran out of the hotel in a flash.

Axel was not a large city, and with Elise's diligent search, she soon found someone who resembled Satella.

The reason it is said to resemble her is that although the person is similar to Satella in physique and appearance, he is dressed in men's clothing and his silver hair is tied in a more masculine style.

If it were Kazuma or the others, they might not recognize her at first glance, but Elise had spent so many days with Satella, and she immediately recognized her as her older sister!

At this moment, the older sister was not only dressed in men's clothing, but also kept loitering in front of a shop, looking very guilty.

Elise, her mischievous nature aroused, sneaked up behind Satella, then suddenly slapped her on the back and shouted, "Big sister—!!"

"Whoa—!!!"

Satella was shocked by 10,000 points.

Author's Note:

PS1. Thanks to the whole party, Does the name matter?, World Destroyer, Rabbit Ball's Blade.

Chapter 66 Stepping into a New World!

"Welcome!"

Although it looked like an ordinary restaurant from the outside, when Elise went inside, she found that they were greeted by a group of scantily clad, glamorous older women with above-average looks and figures.

Is this... the new world?

Dressed in men's clothing, Elise looked around with a curious expression, recalling what Satella had told her before she came in.

……

……

"My sister is actually going to the succubus shop!"

"Shh, keep your voice down."

Satella dragged the struggling Elise to the corner of the wall. "It would be embarrassing if someone we know saw us."

"If you're afraid of being discovered, then don't go!"

Although she was a naive princess, Elise still knew what a succubus was and what a succubus shop actually sold.

"Big sister is a girl, how could she go to a place like that? It's too... too indecent!"

"Calm down, Elise!"

Satella comforted Elise, whose face was so red it was almost steaming. Although Elise herself was now so ashamed of being discovered that she wished she could dig a hole and disappear.

"This shop is a little different from what you're thinking. There are absolutely no 18+ services there, it just lets you have some dreams..."

"Even in a dream, it's unacceptable!" Iris cried out, her eyes filled with tears. "My sister should be virtuous and upright; Alice cannot condone this behavior!"

"..."

Seeing Elise blurt out her real name in her excitement, Satella knew that if she couldn't win Elise over today, she could forget about getting into that shop.

However, not going in is impossible.

It wasn't that she was greedy for the succubus's services, but there was one thing she absolutely had to confirm!

It seems we have no choice but to use our ultimate weapon.

"Ignorance!!!"