Let's do it again, Yukino.

Am I an idiot? Am I really an incurable idiot?!

"Um... if possible, please don't talk to Haruki like that, Isshiki-senpai. He's very likely to take your words seriously."

Yui rushed between Kasuga and Isshiki, earnestly trying to stop Isshiki, much like a hen stopping an eagle's attack.

See? Even the idiot Yuihama can see that Isshiki is making a fool of Haruhi.

As for Yukino Yukinoshita on the far side, I'm too lazy to say anything more.

I sighed inwardly.

Well, as long as I don't get tricked into losing my integrity or virginity, I'll let this idiot do whatever makes him happy.

Looking at the Service Club members, Isshiki still smiled and looked at Haruhi.

"Oh, so you can be fooled so easily, senior? You must be very charming..."

"Um……"

Haruhi was still nodding, seemingly still worrying about how to make Iroha the champion of Soubu High School.

Sure enough, that idiot still hasn't figured it out...

The remaining three felt a pang of sorrow at that moment.

Chapter 47 Women are all big pig trotters

"Ah...that's impossible."

In the end, it was Xiaoxue who spoke up and interrupted Isshiki's request.

The innocent Haruhi was pushed to the side by the two people behind her.

"As for your request... I'm afraid it's a bit difficult. First of all, what kind of popularity do you want?"

Yukinoshita stared directly at Iroha Isshiki, who was only a year younger than her, her gaze devoid of joy or anger.

At this moment, Isshiki Hachiman seemed somewhat frightened and hid behind Haruhi, after all, an ordinary girl simply couldn't withstand the imposing gaze of the Ice Princess.

The Snow Princess's gaze has a stiff effect, much like Medusa's.

"Hmm... as long as everyone else respects me, that's enough..."

"Are you trying to establish a harsh monarchical system? That's an irrational idea, and I don't recommend that you listen to this idiot's nonsense."

"Well... take your time, it's fine. I'm not in a rush..."

Isshiki couldn't help but smile, and then ran out from behind Haruhi once again...

"I think this is really interesting... Yuki, please help Ayaha..."

Yuihama hugged Yukinoshita's shoulder as if pleading...

"Yuigahama-san, please choose carefully between Hachiman Hikigaya and Yukinoshita-san. Don't keep having an affair with two people at the same time."

Even if we're both girls, there's no need to be so affectionate. Look at me and Hachiman, we're both men, do I ever hug him like this?

"Um, Yukinoshita, regarding Isshiki's request... may I say something?" In the end, Kasuga interrupted their conversation.

"Hmm... give me your humble opinion, though I don't think it will be very useful."

"You... never mind... let's solve the problem first..."

Spring Day, having left the corner, stood up and faced Isshiki.

“If you don’t want to use violence to suppress it, there are actually simpler methods.”

After all, Isshiki also possesses the talents that all women have.

"First of all, you're already the manager of the soccer club, right? Well, you're also the youngest in the whole soccer club. You can use your youth as an advantage... Women, you should know exactly what to do even without me telling you, right? To capture the boy that Isshiki-chan wants to pursue, you need to do your job well. And when you need to ask something of others, just use your feigned cleverness."

Kasuga should now have a general idea of ​​Isshiki's strategy for pursuing Hayama Hayato: first, get close, and then, when the affection level reaches a certain limit, boldly confess in one go—it's practically an official strategy guide.

There are two kinds of women in the world.

People often see women who have pretty faces but are as stupid as idiots.

Or it could be another type, the kind of woman who, to avoid hurting someone's self-esteem, is often praised as having a "beautiful soul."

Perfect women are almost non-existent. Even Koyuki, Hiratsuka Shizuka, and Yui Hama each have their own flaws and weaknesses.

Just as Kasuga was about to continue speaking, someone stopped her.

In the Service Department, Yukinoshita looked at Haruhi, who was rambling on and on, with a smile on her face.

"Who taught you this? It sounds like an idea that comes from some guy next to you and he's full of pessimism."

"Kasuga-kun, you're amazing, just like Hachiman..."

Yuihama wore an admiring expression. She had been standing aside and it wasn't her business, but now she was adding fuel to the fire again.

"First, I'll laugh at Chun**'s clumsy ability to see through other people's thoughts... then I'll praise your worthless brain for still being somewhat useful."

"What do you mean 'not worth mentioning'... I, Haruhi Kasuga, am very smart, okay?"

The school bell rang at that moment.

"Alright... the Service Club's activities are over now..."

"Never mind... let's talk as we walk, senior... come on, I really want to ask you for some serious advice on the underlying principles."

Isshiki Hatake, as if she had been freed from all restraints, pulled Kasuga Mukaisho without hesitation and walked out the door.

"Hey... don't pull my clothes... cough... Isshiki,"

Haruhi hurriedly picked up her schoolbag... and broke free from Iroha's hand...

Seemingly sensing the anger of a certain snow maiden minister, I decided to avoid this troublesome junior.

I'm speechless...

"Well... well, it's just at Fengliu Temple anyway. Senior is going to work too, right? Let's go there and chat first..."

It's still the same voice I used to feign cuteness...

"I'm saying... Isshiki-senpai."

Haruhi could completely read the subtext in her words. Just like subtitles.

"Hmm." She looked at me with a puzzled expression. What did she mean, "What are you trying to say?"

"...First of all, I won't go to the cafeteria with any girls at school, and even if we're going the same way, I don't plan to walk with you, Isshiki-senpai!"

Honestly, why didn't you just say it in an email? Saying it now is so dangerous.

"Hey... this won't do. Senior can clearly offer great suggestions. Let's go, don't be so petty."

In the end, the girl relentlessly pushed Haruhi out of the Service Club. With Haruhi looking desperate and not daring to say a word, the boy withdrew from Yukinoshita's sight.

Hey, is it really okay to just leave without a word? Isshiki-senpai, aren't you afraid of that Yukinoshita-senpai now?

But I'm scared...

……

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"Don't associate too much with Gian's character or status, because they like violence! Understand? Isshiki, this is the last lesson I'll teach you..."

Walking into the corridor, Haruhi shook off Isshiki's hand and headed towards the school gate.

"What... Senpai is such a nice person, why would she care about Yukinoshita-senpai's opinion? Is she afraid of Yukinoshita-senpai?"

Iroha, the junior student, puffed out her cheeks and chased after him from behind...

Looking around at the quiet corridor,

On a spring day when it was certain that sound wouldn't travel that far through the air, the voice became dismissive.

"You little brat, do you know what fear is? I, Haruhi Suzumiya, have never known what fear is in my life. Let alone that Yukinoshita-senpai, even if ten or eight of them came, I wouldn't utter a single cowardly word. Hmph, what status do you think a woman can have in front of a man? I'm Gian, and she's not Fatty!"

Chunri rolled her eyes, looking at the group of junior girls in front of her with the haughty strutting around like a proud rooster.

Seriously, yet another woman who forced me to tell the truth, and she's my junior from school.

"If you're not afraid of Yukinoshita-senpai, then why are you keeping your distance from me?"

"Who said I've distanced myself from you? I'm just teaching you the secrets to being popular, aren't I? Come on, your Kasuga-nii will take you to the Furyu-an to have a proper discussion."

Instigated by Isshiki, Kasuga, feeling a surge of confidence, walked ahead and the two left Soubu High School together.

……

We arrived at the parking lot...

Springtime pushed his Snow Mountain bike as usual.

"I remember the bicycle that my senior bumped into, was it this one? It's so old and worn out, yet it's still here after all these months."

"Nonsense! No matter how old it is, it's still my Snow Mountain. If I ever become a Kamen Rider, it will naturally evolve again!!"

"Well, it's still quite a distance from here to Fengliu Temple. Why don't you give me a ride, senior?"

"Dream on. Walk there yourself. I'll go to the Fengliu Temple and wait for you. Hurry up, or if all else fails, I'll have that unlucky scoundrel Hayato ride his bike to take you here."

"My senior wanted to teach me how to be popular, but he had absolutely no gentlemanly manners."

"It's none of your business. Whether I give passengers a ride or not depends on my mood..."

Clearly angered by Haruhi's chauvinistic behavior, Isshiki, looking like a fool, suddenly puffed out her cheeks and shouted loudly at the surroundings.

"Did you know? This Kasuga-senpai has a secret relationship with Yukinoshita-senpai—"

Spring quickly covered the girl's mouth.

"Are you crazy, Isshiki?!"

"Uh...uuuu..."

(Let go of her... Senior, you're a pervert... Who told you to let her walk across alone?!)

"...I understand, I promise you, okay? Also, don't spread rumors about me and Yukinoshita. You can talk about me, but don't involve other people. I don't like that."