Let's do it again, Yukino.

Hachiman Hikigaya, whose status at home was once again confirmed, complained about his mother while his inner thoughts were subtly complex.

"Sakura, put down that cleaver!! Calm down, darling, I've already chased the cockroach away, don't worry!!!"

"No, cockroaches attract dozens of allies the moment they see one. There are probably at least a hundred more lurking in our house. As expected, we have no choice but to burn Hachiman, who is the source of the infection, first!!"

The woman, seemingly genuinely frightened by Xiaoqiang, held a kitchen knife trembling in one hand and a lighter in the other, and resolutely walked towards her son.

Uncle Hachiman quickly stopped his wife.

"Hachiman has been raising them for so many years... Well, don't worry, leave the cockroaches to me. I will eradicate them from the very beginning."

"Auntie, hello, I'm Tomokazu Hachiman—"

Forgetting Hachiman's instructions to him, Kasuga went up to greet the aunt who looked to be about the same age as his mother.

However, before the boy could finish speaking,

Sizzle——————

Sakura Hikigaya, standing in front of him, pulled out a bottle of insecticide spray from somewhere and sprayed it directly at Haruhi.

"Strange man, I hate him!!!"

Springtime felt incredibly refreshed by this spray.

At this critical moment of life and death, facing the coldness and indifference of family, Hachiman, who had been observing with a detached eye, finally brought Haruhi to his room.

……

…………

Hachiman's bedroom hasn't changed much from when he came from his previous life. It's still full of a simple and frugal style, without any eye-catching features. Just like in his previous life, it's a complete misconception.

Sitting cross-legged on his ordinary bed, Hachiman stared with his lifeless, ordinary dead fish eyes and let out an ordinary sigh.

"As you can see, apart from Komachi, all the members of my family have some minor flaws in their personalities."

Ryota Hikigaya, Hikigaya's father, is an absolute doting father to his daughter, and his protectiveness towards his precious daughter has reached an astonishing level.

Hikigaya's mother, Sakura, has a germaphobia that causes her family a lot of headaches.

"It's amazing that you've managed to live so well in this family."

"But it's fortunate that they're not home most of the time, so I'm still able to survive."

"That's why I don't recommend you come to my house as a guest. Of course, no matter what, I absolutely will not allow you to be alone with my Komachi."

"Alright, let's find the little yellow book that Hachiman hid first."

Springtime turned into preparation for a search.

In this day and age of technological and informational advancements, there are still fools who hide pornographic books in places that are easily found.

"Take your time searching, don't ignore my requests!!"

"Hachiman, I advise you not to think you've hidden it well. Perhaps your sister and mother have already discovered it."

Soon, based on her experience of hiding her own money, Kasuga found several pornographic books that Hachiman had hidden away, and began to read them carefully with a sense of novelty and a research attitude.

"Ah... Hachiman, I didn't expect you to like older, quiet types. Tsk tsk... We're definitely not the same kind of people."

"Damn it, you bastard Haruhi, how did you find this place so easily?!"

Hachiman was so angry at Kasuga Gian's antics that he was trembling with rage!

"Why are you behaving so recklessly and wantonly in the master bedroom, your first time visiting someone's home?!"

"Have you ever seen Gian acting coy in Nobita and Suneo's room?"

Chunri continued reading her book, replying without looking up.

"Brother, your friend is still here—"

At this time,

Suddenly, Komachi Hikigaya's voice rang out from outside the door.

Chapter Ten: The Lifting of the Banner is Not Firm

"elder brother?"

A crack was secretly opened in the door, and Hachiman's younger sister, the lovely Komachi Hikigaya, suddenly appeared in Hachiman's bedroom.

Without hesitation, Kasuga, who was sitting on the bed, moved the little yellow book she was carefully admiring to her back and stuffed it all into the quilt that Hachiman had folded neatly next to her.

"Hi! Komachi-chan."

Haruhi stretched out a free hand and greeted Komachi, who had changed into a cool, girlish outfit, with a forced smile.

The girl looked at the boy who was sitting cross-legged on his brother's bed with an air of nonchalance. After a while, Komachi's eyes became slightly moist.

"Well, although Dad told me a long time ago that my brother doesn't have any friends at school, I still believe that one day this scene will happen. I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm so touched."

"Komachi, have you finished your summer homework?"

Hikigaya was a little worried about the boy's behavior, who had just been admiring his treasured possessions, so he made up an excuse to send Komachi back to his room first.

"Summer vacation has only just begun, there's no need to worry about homework right now, is there?"

Komachi pouted and walked directly into the bedroom from outside, straddling the chair in front of Hachiman's desk.

"Brother, you're so annoying. You're worried about your sister. It's not easy for her to see your friend come to visit in her lifetime. How can you not treat her well?"

As she spoke, Komachi turned her gaze to Kasuga.

"Um, Brother Chunri, my brother is very grateful for your help at school."

"Not at all, your brother is a really nice person. He's low-key, cultured, and always willing to help others at school. He's also good at Japanese literature and is highly regarded by Mr. Hiratsuka..."

As long as you don't steal my boyfriend, your brother and I will always be good buddies.

Since it was their first meeting, Haruhi didn't want to openly criticize Hachiman, so she secretly searched for Hachiman's good points.

Click—

Hachiman's gate opened once again.

"Hahaha, Qingjun, as a guest here, I've come to bring you some snacks—"

Uncle Hachiman walked in from outside, laughing heartily, carrying a plate of snacks that looked quite delicious.

After placing the snacks on the table, she seemed to notice Komachi sitting to the side, and exclaimed in surprise as if she had just realized something.

"Oh? My dearest daughter is in Hachiman's room too."

"Komachi, I'm chatting with my brother's friend right now. If Dad doesn't have anything to do, please don't disturb our conversation."

Komachi, noticing that Uncle Hikigaya had repeatedly prevented her from communicating with Kasuga, seemed to sense something was amiss. She pouted and said to her father in a slightly annoyed tone.

“Haru-kun is a guest, so why would I stop you from meeting him, Komachi? It’s just that Hachiman’s room is hiding a bunch of dirty things that you can’t touch, Komachi. I’m just worried that my pure Komachi’s eyes will be polluted by those filthy and shameful things.”

"There's nothing shameful about it. How can you slander your own son like this?"

The dead-eyed boy, so slandered by his own father, glanced at what Hachiman had hidden in his blanket and couldn't help but mutter a low grumble.

However, Uncle Hikigaya sat down on Hachiman's bedside with disdain and retorted with a cold laugh.

"Hachiman, your skill at hiding things isn't even half of what I was when I was a kid. Even Sakura, who cleans your room, can find them easily, let alone me. And you unfilial son, in the future, when you do any sneaky or dirty things in your room, try to lock the door properly."

"Moreover, when you're doing it alone, use more lubricant, otherwise you might damage your erogenous zones, which won't be good for your future."

"I don't have this father, get out of here!!!"

In front of Haruhi, and even in front of his own sister, Hachiman's face turned red as his father spoke words that pierced his heart.

"Hachiman, your father is truly great. Look, even in front of us outsiders, he still expresses his love for you, Hachiman."

As if touched by the scene between Uncle Hikigaya and Hachiman, Haruhi wiped away her moist eyes with a touch of emotion.

Only family members would openly discuss precautions with their son during sex.

"Surely this kind of distorted fatherly love doesn't even exist?"

As if he could see right through Haruhi's heart, Hachiman pushed the troublesome Uncle Hikigaya and Komachi, who hadn't yet understood his father's words, out of the room while mercilessly making sarcastic remarks.

Snapped! ! !

The boy rudely locked the door from the inside.

"Um, Hachiman, when you were alone in ZW, was it really the wild style your father described?"

Looking at Hachiman, who was sulking at his desk, Haruhi thought for a moment, then moved closer to Hachiman and asked curiously.

"Could you please stop going on about my father in such a trendy tone? Or I might kick you out too."

"I was just a little curious."

"I'm increasingly feeling like I'm superfluous in my own home."

Hachiman, suffering from a terrible headache, clutched his head and tossed and turned on the table.

How embarrassing!

I want to die, I really want to die.

What just happened was many times more embarrassing than my previous embarrassing moments!

Yoshihisa

……

"Actually, to be honest, I'm quite envious of you, Hachiman."

Looking at his dejected friend Hachiman, Haruhi scratched his face, feeling a little embarrassed but sincere, and said to Hachiman.

Is he trying to comfort me...?

Hachiman, who was lying on the table, turned his head and looked at Haruhi with a puzzled expression.

"What do you envy about me? Is it having a cute little sister who deserves the love of the whole family, or is it having a good father who likes to talk about his son's stupid past masturbation in front of his son's friends?"

Ugh, this is so hard for me, Hachiman...

"No, that's not it!! I meant I envy Hachiman for being able to hide in his room and engage in wild masturbation all by himself."