Mischievous Lolita in the Doll

Relieved upon hearing this, Mir, with a tearful face, nestled in Eileen's arms and began to whine.

Elsa immediately realized the situation; the child was Dean Irene's daughter...

What?! She's Dean Irene's daughter? Didn't they just say a few days ago that Dean Irene seemed to have given birth to Her Majesty the Queen's child? Is this the child?

Elsa looked at Mill in surprise as he snuggled against Irene's chest. She remembered that Mill seemed to have been involved in the case that led to her promotion to chief.

This child is actually a princess?

What surprised her even more was Eileen's face, which was marked with obvious tear stains. In her eyes, the dean had always been very strong, so when had she ever shown such a vulnerable side?

Does becoming a mother change a person so much?

She hugged and rocked and patted Mil until she finally calmed him down, then said in her hoarse voice, "Baby, whatever you want, Mommy will buy it for you."

At this moment, Eileen didn't think about how Mir suddenly disappeared, nor did she think about why she was at the police station. These things were so unimportant compared to her daughter's safety.

Chapter 160 Revenge is a Must

In the early morning, Eileen carefully pulled Mil, who had buried his face in her breasts and was biting and sucking, away from her embrace.

Eileen sighed helplessly as she looked at the drool on her chest. Ever since she adopted this little one, the first time she slept with her, she was "attacked" by the child. She was startled at the time and even hit her. Looking back, she thought it was probably a manifestation of her lack of love. Later, she was often "attacked" by the child, and Eileen got used to it. Perhaps this was one of the joys of being a young mother.

Yesterday, after taking Mil home despite the strange looks from the police chief, Eileen made a lot of delicious food to make up for it. After that, she pushed all the things she had to do to Wang Lans, and didn't even go to see the old friend she had just settled in. She just stayed and played with her daughter.

"Hmm..." Mil seemed to have been woken up by the noise of Eileen getting up, and squinted at Eileen who was buttoning her clothes.

She hugged Eileen tightly around the waist and whispered in a muffled voice, "Mommy, don't abandon me..."

Eileen froze, then turned and hugged her daughter to comfort her: "Mommy won't abandon you."

Hearing this, Mir finally closed his eyes and went back to sleep.

Looking at her daughter sleeping peacefully in her arms, Eileen couldn't help but feel a pang of heartache. This incident had taught this young mother a valuable lesson:

Never say things like "I don't want you anymore" to your child.

After carefully putting her daughter back on the bed and covering her with a blanket, Eileen went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

Eileen sighed as she looked at the mess in the kitchen. She had bought a lot of delicious food for the child yesterday, but the child hadn't finished it. Although she didn't want to waste food, she couldn't keep it for breakfast. So what was left at home?

Eileen's gaze fell on the few fresh cabbages on the stove.

We'll have to eat cabbage now.

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Mil walked down the street with a gloomy face. He had just been subjected to inhumane torture—forced to eat a whole plate of cabbage.

Even if he fought back desperately, it was useless. In the end, he could only fall into the hands of the biological weapon—Cabbage—in the hands of the Great Demon King Irene.

He was in a particularly bad mood, so when he saw a familiar-looking beggar, he robbed him of his money again and was chased for three blocks.

"Why is that guy a beggar if he runs so fast?"

Mil was walking down the street feeling down when he saw a tall priest standing in the crowd, smiling at him.

! ! ! !

This guy, Mir, hadn't forgotten that it was this guy who had kidnapped him.

Mir immediately wanted to rush over and teach him a lesson. Last time he had carelessly not used magic, and although he retaliated afterward, revenge was something that could be done multiple times.

But when Mil pushed through the crowd and ran there, he didn't see the tall, obviously priest, as if it had just been his hallucination.

"Did they run away?" Mil didn't think it was an illusion.

"Is that your enemy?" The voice of the mermaid lady, who often went AFK, suddenly appeared.

“Yes, you saw it too, right? It really wasn’t an illusion,” Mil said habitually.

Although he could communicate with the mermaid in his mind, he still habitually spoke it out loud.

"He... is very strange." The mermaid's voice remained indifferent.

What's strange about it?

Miss Mermaid went AFK again, which infuriated Mil. He hated people who only said half of what they meant.

Mil simply ripped off his tattooed hand and yelled at it, "Hey! Stop playing dead, I know you can hear me!"

The mermaid didn't answer him, but he did receive a bunch of stares as if he were crazy.

"What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen an ability user before?" Mir spit into the air, then ignored the cursing and ran away quickly.

After running into a small alley, Mil thought he would see the priest, because that's how it's always written in novels, where the protagonist sees a familiar figure disappear and then turns into a small alley to find that person.

But instead of the priest, Mil saw a little boy urinating against the wall.

Mil: ...

Mir stepped forward and kicked the little boy in the bottom, sending the boy's little thing into close contact with the wall.

"You brat! Who gave you permission to pee and poop anywhere? The city's sanitation is being ruined by you bunch of unruly kids!" At this moment, Mil transformed into an environmental guardian.

The little boy got up, shook off his baby, and ran away crying.

"Pah!" Mir spat in the direction the little boy had gone.

As a model citizen who loves the city, Mil felt he should prevent this from happening, so he took out a magic marker from his spatial bracelet and wrote several large characters on the wall:

"Urinating or defecating indiscriminately is strictly prohibited. Violators will have their tools confiscated."

Satisfied with his masterpiece, Mill strode away with an air of utter indifference.

Walking back to the dormitory, I saw Sack arguing with a girl with animal ears.

"What do you mean? You've been harassing my girlfriend for the past few days, even sending her rat poison. Don't think you can look down on people just because you're a C-rank!" As she spoke, the girl rolled up her sleeves, seemingly preparing to fight.

"It's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding," Sack quickly explained. "Actually, I like your girlfriend."

"You actually want to cheat on me?! Prepare to die!" The beast-eared girl slapped him across the face and then started scratching wildly.

While dodging the girl's claws, Sack tried to persuade her to stop her unreasonable behavior: "I like your girlfriend, and you like your girlfriend too, so we should be on the same side!"

At first glance, it seemed to make no mistake, but the girl was clearly not led astray by him; instead, she scratched even more vigorously.

Mil felt he should ignore them and walk past them, so he quietly bypassed them.

After leaving, he thought to himself, "What kind of people do I know? They even came up with such a crazy idea as sending someone rat poison. This is something no normal person could think of."

Upon entering the dormitory building, he found Miss Xia Ye, who lived next door, impatiently ringing his doorbell. Mir wanted to greet her, but then he remembered that she had spanked him yesterday...

No! We have to get revenge!

Mil absolutely refuses to acknowledge that anyone in this world other than Eileen has the right to spank his true form's butt.

So he quietly circled around behind Xia Ye and slapped her shapely buttocks.

Chapter 161 Then you're an old woman too.

What does it feel like to court death? Every time Mir does something reckless, he feels a sense of exhilaration, but he never considers the consequences, which is why he is now in such a bad state.

"I'm sorry," Mil said in a muffled voice from inside a basin of water, apologizing to the girl with the terrifying expression.

After slapping Xia Ye's butt, Mir was enraged and violently tore the pieces of her buttocks into pieces, throwing them into a basin of water. Her terrifying expression made Mir afraid to resist; he seemed to see an angry Eileen in her presence.

The basin was taken from Mill's house. Xia Ye first disassembled Mill into pieces and then found the spare key he had asked Eileen for on his body, which opened the door.

Xia Ye sighed as she looked at Mir in the water. She thought that Mir and his sister were exactly the same, except that Mir was reckless and courted death, while his sister was mischievous.

That child must have been corrupted by this guy! Otherwise, how could such a well-behaved and cute child be so naughty?

"Can you put me back together?" Although Mir could assemble himself using magic, the limited space in the basin forced him to abandon the idea.

Instead of pulling Mir out, Xia Ye squatted down and asked, "Tell me, do you have a younger sister?"

She had wanted to ask Mir about this yesterday, but for some reason, Mir wasn't home at all.

Xia Ye was very curious as to why this lazy guy who idled away his days was never home.

Mil narrowed his eyes seriously: "Girl, this angle is pretty good~"

Xia Ye was stunned for a moment, then followed Mir's gaze and found that he was looking under her skirt...

Xia Ye took out a bottle of spicy tomato sauce.

"Wait, wait, wait! I was wrong! I'll tell you everything!" Mir quickly begged for mercy.

"So, do you actually have a younger sister?" Although Xia Ye already knew, she still wanted to hear Mir say it herself, at least to understand why the other party lied to her.

“No.” Mill’s tone was very certain.

“I saw it.” Xia Ye pulled Mir’s head out and looked into his eyes: “Yesterday I saw that child call the headmistress ‘Mom’.”

Tsk, I almost forgot about that.

This is too much trouble, so much so that Mil is too lazy to even come up with a reason.

“That’s me,” Mil said earnestly. “Actually, I’m a little girl.”

Because he was too lazy to make up a reason, he simply admitted it. If it were his friends, he would never have admitted it so readily, otherwise they might have laughed at him.

That being said, it seems that Xia Ye herself suffered that torment yesterday.

Mil didn't even consider that he had brought this upon himself first.

"You're kidding me!" Xia Ye curled her lips in disdain. She didn't believe Mir's words at all. Mir's serious expression only made her more skeptical. When had this guy ever been serious?

Look! Even though I've told the truth directly, nobody believes me! I'm exhausted.

"If you don't want to talk about it, fine, but why make up such an absurd reason?" Xia Ye pulled Mir out completely and watched him assemble himself.

“You are so kind.” The mermaid’s voice came again, and for some reason, Mir could detect a hint of resentment in her flat tone.

"I don't know why..." Mil replied absentmindedly. In the past, anyone who offended him, whether male or female, was relentlessly attacked by him.

"What?" Xia Ye looked at Mir with a blank expression. "Are you crazy? You don't even know why you made up such an outrageous reason?"

“…Just assume I have a split personality,” Mil replied speechlessly.

"By the way, what did you want to see me about?" Mil asked very naturally, as if he wasn't the one who had just been acting like a hooligan.

"Hmm..." Xia Ye frowned and took out a piece of paper: "The competition details were announced yesterday. This time it's an individual one-on-one competition. Since you didn't come when the numbers were drawn, the teacher asked me to draw them for you."