Mischievous Lolita in the Doll

At the Kara family home, Luo Li and Mir were in similar condition, with red bottoms and red eyes. Kara held her down on her lap with one hand and placed the other hand on her bottom.

"You little bastard! No wonder my male rabbit was pregnant! Turns out you put a male poodle with it! And before I even confronted you, you grilled my other fish?!?"

"I didn't grill it! The maid did it! The fish wrote it down before it died!" Luo Li still argued defiantly, completely unable to understand how her sister's perfectly staged murder scene could have gone wrong.

"You brat, you still dare to argue? Watch me..." Kara stopped midway through her sentence because she sensed Eileen leading Mil to her manor. Although she usually didn't use magic to monitor the manor's movements, since the maids also needed privacy, she had already noticed Eileen, the woman she had categorized as "special attention," the moment she arrived.

Kara quickly helped Luo Li put on her underwear and skirt. After all, it would be very embarrassing if someone saw her spanking the child. It wouldn't matter if Eileen saw it, but if little Mir saw it, Luo Li's self-esteem would be severely hurt. After all, no child wants to be spanked by their mother in front of their friends, especially since Mir is her sister. So, to protect the child's self-esteem, Kara decided to let Luo Li off this time.

Luo Li looked at her mother, who had stopped helping her get dressed, with a puzzled expression. She didn't understand why Kara had stopped hitting her. Did her mother realize that she couldn't find any reason to blame her? Sure enough, her sister's handling of the situation was perfect!

Completely unaware that her daughter had blindly trusted an unreliable man, Kara walked out of the room and headed towards Eileen.

"Kara, my daughter is in your care tonight." Eileen took Mil's little hand and pushed her next to Kara. "Remember to make sure she goes to bed early, don't let her sleep alone, and eat..."

"I know, it's just for one night, it won't be that complicated." Kara interrupted Eileen's rambling with a helpless expression, while also masking the heartbreak in her heart with a helpless look on her face.

"Then I'm leaving. Be a good girl and listen to your auntie." With that, Eileen pushed her daughter to Kara without hesitation and turned to leave. Before leaving, Eileen glanced back at Mil, as if threatening her not to be naughty.

Chapter 131 Mir Cooks

Seeing Eileen leave, Kara felt a pang of sadness. The thought of the two of them going tonight made her feel uncomfortable. She shook her head to banish the image from her mind and squatted down to look at Mir's eyes, which were clearly still wet with tears.

"Mill will sleep with Auntie today because your mom and dad have things to do..."

“I know,” Mil said impatiently, extending a hand to interrupt Kara. “It’s just an adult game, isn’t it? I understand.”

Kara: "??????"

Why isn't this kid playing by the rules? Or did the kid witness Irene and Kiana doing something like this before? My God!!

Kara forced a smile and asked Mir, "Has Mir eaten at home? We haven't eaten here yet."

“No.” Mil pouted in dissatisfaction. “Those two dogs who haven’t seen each other for a long time couldn’t wait to dump me on you.”

Holy crap! Good heavens!

What kind of image does this child have of her parents?! They've even used the term "dog girl"!

Kara felt a bit out of touch with the way kids think these days. She awkwardly went over and tried to lift Mir up by her bottom, but Mir slapped her hand away.

"Don't touch my butt!" Mil bared his teeth at Kara in a fit of rage.

Kara was a little puzzled to see her niece like this, but then she remembered that she had just given the workbook to Eileen, so she nodded knowingly, took Mil's little hand and walked into the house. This time Mil did not resist.

Before entering the house, Kara glanced back. Although she couldn't see anything with her naked eye, she noticed Huiqing following behind. Come to think of it, it was Huiqing who brought Luo Li back today... What is Yiqiu doing? Luo Li is back, but she's still not back. Once she gets back, she won't be getting any money for six months!

Seeing that Kara had closed the door, Huiqing breathed a sigh of relief. She prepared to eat the pickled vegetables, steamed buns, and tea eggs she had prepared beforehand for dinner. Although she had food and lodging guaranteed in Her Majesty the Queen's palace, she was now secretly reporting the little princess's movements to Her Majesty Kara's palace. Lodging was fine, but she couldn't shamelessly ask for food. After all, there weren't many maids she knew, and her salary for the month had been deducted, so this was all she could afford.

Just as Huiqing finished peeling a tea egg, she felt someone tap her on the shoulder. Huiqing turned around and saw a red-haired maid, soaking wet and dressed in tattered clothes with a big bump on her head, looking at her with resentful eyes.

Huiqing: "...Sister Qiu? Have you eaten? I have some fresh tea eggs and pickled vegetables here... Ah! Sister Qiu, not there! Ouch~"

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"Hmm?" Kara turned around in confusion when she sensed the commotion in the courtyard. She realized that Yi Qiu had returned, but the moment he came back, he started fighting with Hui Qing without saying a word. It was really indecent. Poor Hui Qing, the good maid, was harassed by Yi Qiu every day.

She secretly decided to teach Yi Qiu a lesson later, but on the surface she did not show her emotions. She took Mir's hand and led her to the living room. The dishes were almost ready in the living room. Luo Li, that little girl, couldn't wait to sit down in the chair. At this time, Luo Li had washed her face and there was no trace of her crying on her face.

"Have you washed your hands?" Kara asked Luo Li, bending over.

"Don't worry, I've already washed." Luo Li clapped her hands to indicate that she was ready.

"Alright, take your sister to the kitchen again, she hasn't washed her hands yet." Kara pulled Mir to Luo Li's side.

Luo Li: "???"

The house is so big, and she just came over from washing her hands in the kitchen. Do I have to make her go back again?

Although she was very dissatisfied, Luo Li still obediently took Mir's hand and led her to the kitchen. The kitchen looked very luxurious. At least Mir had never seen such a big and luxurious kitchen before. There were several maids busy in the kitchen, seemingly washing the pots and pans that had just been used for cooking.

At this moment, an idea popped into Mil's mind. She remembered that she had never cooked a proper meal before. What she had made before were things like grilled fish, grilled rabbits, grilled tentacle monsters, and grilled wolves. In the end, they were all grilled with fire, and most of the cooked food was hard to eat. In the last one, she didn't even manage to grill it properly.

Mir was eager to know how good he was at cooking other things besides baking, so he grabbed two ingredients and threw them into the pot the maids had just washed. He then filled a small stool with water and stepped onto it, ready to try cooking something. The maids panicked when they saw this.

"Your Highness, you just need to eat. We'll take care of this." A maid rushed over and quickly lifted Mir off the small stool, afraid that she might get hurt. As she lifted her off, she didn't forget to squeeze Mir's soft body and rub her.

Luo Li, standing to the side, looked at Mir with confusion. Wasn't she supposed to be here to wash her hands? Why was she cooking?

"You don't understand!" Mil kicked his leg to break free from the maid's grasp, then widened his eyes and lied, "I'm a very good cook!"

"That can't be..." The maid seemed anxious. If even the little princess had to do this kind of thing herself, what use were they?

"Mir's cooking is really delicious." Luo Li touched her lips with her index finger, reminiscing about the grilled fish she made with Mir, and her mouth watered.

“But…” The maid seemed to want to say something more, but a more senior maid behind her patted her shoulder, interrupted her, and shook her head.

"Some things can't be understood just by looking at the surface." The senior maid tilted her head back at a 45-degree angle, adopting a world-weary expression that suggested she had a story to tell.

"So what does this have to do with anything?" the maid thought to herself as she was being patted.

"Waaah—it's so touching." Some of the maids nearby even wiped away tears with their sleeves.

Where is it touching?!

"Your Highness, please go ahead and do it." The senior maid gave Mir a toothy smile, her white teeth reflecting a gleam.

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"It's so slow..."

Kara had been waiting here for a long time, wondering why the two little girls were taking so long to wash their hands in the kitchen. She decided to use her magic to check on the girls and see what was wrong. Just as she extended her magic—

“BOOM—”

A loud bang, like an explosion, came from the kitchen, even shaking off the plaster on the living room ceiling. The defensive magic spells in the living room also activated automatically without warning.

Chapter 132 Mir's "Scrambled Eggs with Tomatoes"

When Kara arrived at the scene, she found her daughter, covered in dirt, looking guilty and constantly gripping the ground with her toes. The maids also looked like they had just taken a trip to Africa. Only Mir, although her clothes were a bit dirty, still had fair and tender skin. Not only that, she proudly held her head high, as if she had just done something great.

The kitchen was destroyed, along with several surrounding rooms.

"What's going on?" Kara asked expressionlessly. Although she wasn't emitting any magic at the moment, her majesty was still undeniable.

"Mom..." Luo Li immediately wanted to explain the situation.

"Luo Li! You can't say it!" Mir put on a righteous expression. "Just pretend that I did everything this time, and it has nothing to do with you. You didn't blow up the kitchen."

If someone who didn't know the situation were here, they would think that Mir, the good younger sister, was going to take the blame for her older sister.

"This wasn't something I did!" Luo Li muttered to herself.

"Mir, tell your aunt, did you do this?" Kara narrowed her eyes. She wasn't swayed by Mir's explanation, after all, the child's words sounded too deliberate.

"I'm sorry, I lied. It was actually Luo Li who did it all." Mir didn't hesitate to shift the blame to her sister.

Luo Li stared wide-eyed at her younger sister, seemingly unable to believe that she had sold her older sister so decisively.

Kara rubbed her temples. She didn't believe Mil's words. At this moment, all she wanted to do was pin Mil down on her lap and give her a good spanking. But then she remembered that Eileen had just hit her, and another spanking might really hurt her...

However, this could also be a good opportunity!

"You all go take a bath first," Kara instructed the maid who was keeping her head down and not daring to look at her.

Upon hearing her command, the maids walked away with a sigh of relief. Mir tried to slip away among them, but a fair-skinned little girl stood out conspicuously among the group of "black people," so Kara grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up.

"Where do you want to go?" Kara asked her niece with a blank expression.

"I'm dirty too, I'm going to wash up." Mil looked up at her innocently.

"Don't be in such a hurry." Kara didn't seem angry, which made Luo Li feel a little unbalanced.

“Look, several rooms in my house have been blown up, including the room where Luo Li and I lived. It’s the middle of the night, and it’s hard to find someone to fix it…” Kara said, puzzled. She still couldn’t understand how Mir could ignore the series of defensive spells and blow up the rooms. Although the defensive spells in the rooms weren’t very strong, there wasn’t a trace of magic in the air.

Hearing her mother's words, Luo Li seemed to want to say something, but stopped herself after Kara glared at her.

Mom, our room is far from here!

"In short, we can't stay here now, we'll have to go find Kiana and the others." Kara said, making a helpless expression.

"Isn't there a room available in such a big manor?" Mil wanted to try again, as she didn't want Eileen to know that she had gotten into trouble again so soon after being beaten.

“No more.” Kara looked at Mir expressionlessly. “The rest are all occupied by maids. We can’t exactly kick them out, can we?”

That's obviously not true. How could such a large manor be full? Even with all those numerous maids, it's impossible to fill all the rooms; there are still many empty rooms.

“Kicking them out isn’t out of the question…” Mir’s voice trailed off as Kara’s gaze turned dangerous.

"Oh, right." Mir took out a plate with a nice-looking dish of scrambled eggs with tomatoes. "I came here to cook, Auntie, please try it."

Carla squinted again as she examined the dish. She didn't think that a dish made by blowing up the kitchen and surrounding rooms could be very delicious. Moreover, Carla seriously doubted whether her niece had inherited her mother Eileen's genes for making terrible food, even though Eileen could no longer make terrible food.

Seeing that Kara remained unmoved, Mir had no choice but to resort to his ultimate weapon: adorable, starry-eyed charm! ?ω?

Kara HP-999999

Kara was devastated by her expression. After all, Mir's adorable appearance was enough to arouse the maternal instincts of 99% of girls, especially Kara, who was an old-fashioned young beauty, and was helpless against such a cute thing.

Kara couldn't resist the cuteness overload, so she took out a pair of chopsticks, added a piece of egg, and put it in her mouth, and then...

She felt an indescribable taste assaulting her taste buds. She was all too familiar with this feeling. She had a similar feeling when she accidentally encountered a "mythical item" in a certain incident. Both feelings were so terrifying and empty. In addition, she had the same feeling when she ate the food that Eileen made.

This girl… she really inherited her mother’s culinary aptitude for making terrible dishes! — This was Kara’s last thought before she fell into a coma.

Luo Li stared in horror at Kara, who had collapsed after taking a bite of Mir's food. Her mother was one of the strongest A-level experts! What could possibly have poisoned her?

Luo Li took two steps back from the plate that Mir was holding, which looked like scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Why did she say "looked like"? Because Luo Li clearly saw that Mir hadn't put any "tomatoes" or "eggs" in the pan at all.

Only then did Luo Li realize that she had already walked through the gates of hell several times. Thinking back, she had thought the grilled fish was quite delicious, so it must have been because of the fish! And that rabbit, thankfully she hadn't eaten it. She was grateful to that playboy uncle (?) for saving her life!

Mir looked at the dish in her hand with a puzzled expression. She had never cooked anything other than roast meat before. Her roast meat was already terrible, but now it had evolved into a biological weapon as soon as it entered the kitchen.

If you can't eat it, just throw it away!

Mir casually tossed the dish, plate and all, onto the ground. As the dish detached from the plate, it rapidly corroded. The dish made a hissing sound upon hitting the ground, and the ground was visibly corroded by the dish, creating a bottomless hole.

Mil: "..."

Luo Li: "..."

"Let's quickly check if Auntie can be saved." With that, Mir went over and checked Kara's breathing. She was still breathing!

Immediately begin emergency treatment!