Mischievous Lolita in the Doll

Huiqing: This child's thought process is truly amazing.

“Don’t worry about that.” Huiqing took out her communication crystal. “I can make a call and call a car.”

"Sister Huiqing is really reliable." Luo Li didn't hold back her praise: "Much more reliable than that useless guy Yi Qiu."

Huiqing was a little proud of being praised, but also a little guilty. Just to be on the safe side, she threw Yiqiu into the lake. Anyway, he was unlikely to drown, but she didn't know when he would wake up.

In that moment of distraction, Huiqing didn't notice that a large bird had its eyes on her communication crystal, snatched it away, and was about to fly away when, thankfully, Huiqing reacted in time.

"You thief, don't run away!" Huiqing used her magic to condense a beam of light and threw it out at lightning speed. The beam of light accurately struck the large bird, which screamed and flung Huiqing's communication crystal away, where it landed precisely in a river not far away.

Huiqing: "..."

"Ah! My communication crystal! This is a limited edition with super strong vibration mode!" Huiqing ran over frantically, trying to retrieve it, but found that the river was deeper than she had imagined, and her crystal had disappeared without a trace.

Seeing that the way home had fallen into the river, Luo Li panicked. However, she remembered a saying her mother had once taught her: the more critical the moment, the calmer you must be and think of a solution.

"Sister Huiqing... Anyway, let's calm down first. At times like this, we should look for a time machine."

Oh no, this child is talking nonsense again!

Mir tilted her head in confusion. Was the time machine referring to her? But she couldn't go back in time.

"Never mind!" Huiqing took off her outer clothes, revealing only her underwear, and started to warm up her face, completely ignoring Luo Li's flushed face. "I'll just go down and fish it out. It's not a difficult thing anyway."

Mir walked past Huiqing to the lakeside, squatted down, stared at the lake surface, and said, "Maybe a river god will come out in a while and take out a gold communication crystal and a silver communication crystal."

Hearing Mir's words, Huiqing was speechless. She just wanted to tell this little princess that her previous ability to find things on the river was all due to her underhanded tactics. Your Highness, you really can't be trusted. Besides, how could there be such a thing as a river god...

Just as she was thinking this, a white light appeared above the river, and an old man with a flowing white beard appeared and stood in the middle of the river.

Huiqing: ? ? ? Holy crap, there really is a river god??

The "River God" then took out a gold communication crystal and a silver communication crystal and said to them:

“I have a gold communication crystal here…it’s mine, and a silver communication crystal…it’s mine too. I just came out to show off to you guys, so don’t even think about it.”

What the hell?! This is insane!

Chapter 127 Two Types of People I Hate Most in My Life

They originally thought they had encountered a river god who would ask them which communication crystal they had dropped, and if they answered correctly, he would give them all back. But they didn't expect that he was a lunatic. At this moment, the psychological trauma of the three girls was increasing, especially for Mir. She was always the one who tricked others. When had she ever felt so frustrated?

Huiqing was also very angry. She had just taken off all her clothes except her underwear when an old man of the opposite sex came out and stared at her lecherously. How could she tolerate this?

So the "River God" was in trouble. The three ladies ran across the water to him, pinned him down, beat him up, and stole his two communication crystals.

"Have mercy, my lord! I was wrong! Damn it! Where are you hitting me, little girl? Give me back my communication crystal!" The old man begged for mercy while holding his head.

"A hero?" Huiqing raised an eyebrow. Was this old man blind? Which of the three delicate girls was inclined towards a man?

"Are you fucking blind?" Huiqing pried the old man's arm with all her might.

"Ahhh! It hurts! Not there! I'm so sorry! I was blind, please have mercy!!"

Just kill him!

"How about we roast him?" Mil said with an adorable expression, uttering words that made the old man tremble.

"No way!" Luo Li immediately rejected Mir's suggestion. "This old man is all bones. If you roast him, he'll get diarrhea."

So the reason for the denial wasn't that it couldn't be grilled?! The old man was so scared he almost peed his pants.

"Have mercy, brave warriors... Ah!!" Before the old man could finish speaking, he heard a cracking sound from the bone in his arm.

"Who are you calling a hero? Huh?" Huiqing's expression turned extremely cruel, which made Luo Li shrink back in fright.

This is a mob! I just wanted to show off my communication crystal, which was made of real gold and silver. Why did I suffer such a terrible fate?

"Beautiful lady, spare my life! I swear I'm a virtuous demon, I've never done anything like robbing or plundering!" The old man was almost brought to tears.

"Demons?" Huiqing frowned. Demons can indeed learn to take human form after their intelligence reaches a certain level, but most demons disdain doing so. Although there are indeed many demons who have taken human form living in the spirit species society, racial discrimination still exists. The main reason is that the demons' attitude of being "foolish spirit species" is too infuriating. Spirit species will never be so eager to please, so even in the Rainbow Wing Kingdom, only a small number of demons live here.

"Yes, yes, yes, although I am a monster, I am definitely a good monster. I have never done anything immoral. At most, I just steal food from traveling spirit creatures." The old man said miserably, it seems that he is not doing very well here.

"Unforgivable!" Mil, who had been behaving himself for a while, puffed out his little face and angrily waved his little fist: "Death penalty!"

"Huh?!" The old man stared wide-eyed at the little girl who was the cutest of the three.

"Did you hear that? You foolish monster, our princess isn't going to let you get away with this." Huiqing crossed her arms and launched a taunting attack.

Before the old man could react to Huiqing's sarcasm, Mir stared at Huiqing with wide eyes.

How could you do this? This is racism!

"I'm sorry, Your Highness." Huiqing immediately bowed to Mir. She was indeed too arrogant. There was no way around it; anyone would be unhappy if their communication crystal fell into the river and they were then shown off like that.

"I hate two kinds of people the most in my life!" Mir put on a grown-up act and pointed a finger at Huiqing: "The first kind is people who discriminate against each other; the second kind is people who are actually demons with mental problems; and the third kind is people who can't count."

Luo Li and Hui Qing were baffled by Mir's series of logical fallacies, but this kid's thought process would occasionally go awry, so they should probably just ignore her in these situations...

"Ladies, can you let me go now? I'm just a poor old man!" The old man glared at the three beauties—one big and two small—but his gaze only disgusted them.

Mil wasn't going to let him off so easily. One of the people she hated most was the elderly (and you're still a brat!). You see, she was targeted by these elderly people for insurance fraud quite a few times every year. Although most of the time she secretly went behind Eileen's back to try and get her money back, these elderly people still annoyed her. She had once won a five million lottery in the real world with great difficulty, relying on her intuition, and could have enjoyed the life of a nouveau riche. However, she lost everything because she helped (rudely) an elderly person.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get!

Mir rushed over, grabbed the old man's ear, and, under the astonished gazes of the other two girls, delivered her righteous judgment:

“You old bastard, hand over all your money, or I’ll get a hundred men to each throw a cup of yellow pacha into the river where you live.”

The old man was shocked. He never expected that this angelic little cutie would be so ruthless. Luo Li and Hui Qing were also shocked. They never expected that their little sister (the little princess) would be so shameless.

If this were reported to Her Majesty the Queen...

Huiqing had a wicked thought. She had always been biased towards the naughty and cute little princess in this regard, but now she remembered that her boss was the Empress, the one who truly controlled her salary.

So Huiqing wanted to send a message to Her Majesty the Empress when the other three weren't paying attention, but when she reached into her pocket, she found it empty.

...I almost forgot that my communication crystal had fallen into the lake.

"Old man, I'll give you a chance. My communication crystal fell into the lake. If you can retrieve it, we'll let you go. If you run away, I'll drain the river and catch you and roast you." As she spoke, Huiqing casually added a mark to the old man's body.

The old man shrank his neck, clearly frightened.

"Okay, okay, I'll go get it right away." With that, the old man dove into the river and disappeared.

Seeing the old man run away, Mir became dissatisfied and angrily looked up at Huiqing, saying, "Are you stupid? We'll be rich if we just rob him!"

"Um...Your Highness, we are not robbers." Huiqing reminded Mir, embarrassed, to be mindful of her identity.

"What if he just runs away like that?"

"He wouldn't dare... I guess so, after all, I added a mark," Huiqing said uncertainly.

The old man in the water was swimming at a speed that was not typical of an elderly person. However, instead of helping Huiqing find the communication crystal, he quickly swam towards the deeper water.

"Are they stupid? They think they can grab me after they get into the river? Goodbye, you motherfucker!"

Chapter 128 Shrimp Catchers

"He got away as expected," Mil said sullenly. They had been waiting there for almost twenty minutes, but the old man still hadn't come out.

By this point, even the naive Huiqing knew she'd been tricked. She carefully examined the mark she'd placed on the old man, and lo and behold! This guy was actually swimming around rapidly in the water below them as a provocation. How could she tolerate that?

Huiqing immediately wanted to jump down and grab the old man to beat him up, but she stopped herself from doing so in order to maintain her image in the eyes of the princesses.

"What's wrong?" Luo Li asked Hui Qing, whose expression seemed off.

"That old man is actually swimming around below us, trying to provoke us. But Your Highness, don't worry, I'll catch him right away." As she spoke, Huiqing pulled up her panties, intending to jump into the water. Originally, she didn't want to go into the water herself, so she had the old man do it for her. But since he was so shameless, she didn't care anymore.

“Wait a minute,” Mir reached out to stop Huiqing, “Let me do it.”

As she spoke, Mir reached under her skirt and pulled out a large box of mustard and chili sauce, which stunned Huiqing and Luoli. They couldn't imagine how she had managed to hide such a large box under her skirt.

"How did you do that?" Luo Li exclaimed in surprise.

"It's a secret." As Eileen's daughter, how could she not have the means to store things in her own space? The bracelet on her wrist was something Eileen made especially for her, and she had just given it to her after Eileen went out on an errand. As for putting her hand under her skirt... it was to maintain a sense of mystery.

(What's under the girl's skirt?)

Mir took a bag of mustard directly from the box and used magic to control it to spread in the river without being washed away. This was a high-difficulty operation of magic. If she were in her doll form, she would never be able to do such a difficult operation, but in her loli form, her magic power was far superior to that of her doll form.

As bags of mustard sauce flowed into the river, the old man finally couldn't hold back any longer and rushed out of the lake with a red face. This guy didn't even swim any further!

"Cough cough cough—cough cough cough cough!!" The old man started coughing violently as soon as he got ashore.

"Let's roast him instead," Mil said casually, uttering words that terrified the old man.

"Your Highness, if you get an upset stomach, I won't be able to explain it to Her Majesty the Queen!!" Huiqing said this with an exaggerated expression, making people wonder if she was about to commit seppuku at any moment.

“Then let’s break his legs.” Mir walked over to the old man who was still coughing, causing the old man to shake his head in horror. She had done this kind of thing many times before. Every time she encountered someone trying to scam her, she would make sure the other person was actually crippled and then make them pay her money.

"Cough cough cough—no—cough cough—don't do this—cough cough cough cough—I'll give you all my savings." With that, the old man pushed a wet wallet toward Mil.

Mil naturally wouldn't stand on ceremony with him. Although he was somewhat disgusted, he put the money inside into his spatial storage after checking that it was still usable.

"Mir!" Luo Li angrily ran up to Mir and slapped her bottom twice. "How could you take things from a stranger? This is so dirty, throw it away!"

Old man: "..."

"Never mind, Your Highness, could you please give me a piece of crystal first? I need to call a car." Huiqing squatted down and said to Mir in a gentle tone.

Mir hesitated for a moment, but still handed the silver-plated communication crystal to Huiqing. It must be said that although the crystal was silver-plated, it did not affect the performance at all, and Huiqing quickly connected the call.

"Alright, the car will be here to pick us up soon, so..." Huiqing looked at the old man who had just stopped coughing with a dangerous gaze.

"What...what are you going to do?" The old man covered his chest in terror, like a delicate young woman.

"Your Highness, please turn around. I need to punish this fellow who dared to deceive me."

Luo Li obediently turned her head away, and also covered Mir's eyes, who was trying to peek.

"Oh! Ah! Not there! No! Oh oh ah ah—"

The old man's screams only made Mir more curious about what had happened. They only turned around when the old man's voice gradually faded, but the old man was nowhere to be seen. Only Huiqing was left there clapping her hands to indicate that the mission was accomplished.

What on earth happened?!

Just as Mir was about to ask Huiqing a question, a familiar voice came from afar.

"Ta-da!"

A familiar tractor was driving towards them at 80 kilometers per hour, and there was even a radio playing music on it.