Mischievous Lolita in the Doll

"A monkey is riding on a tree, and another monkey is below the tree. How many fleas are on the monkeys in total?"

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Upon seeing the question, Luo Li remained calm and wrote directly: "Zero fleas".

"Why?" Mir looked at Luo Li in confusion.

"Since the two monkeys are together, they must have already picked out and eaten each other's fleas," Luo Li patiently explained to her sister, which gave her a sense of superiority.

Okay, that explanation seems reasonable.

"If there's anything you don't understand, you can ask me. I know a lot." Luo Li patted Mir's head, but Mir slapped her hand away in disgust.

Even a little girl wants to touch my head?

The second question is a multiple-choice question.

"Mom bought five candies for two sisters. How can she divide them among the sisters in a fair way?"

"A. Give it all to my sister."

"B. Give it all to my sister."

“C. Mom kept them all for herself and didn’t give any to her sisters.”

"D. Give it all to Old Wang next door."

Luo Li struggled with her thoughts for a moment, then filled in a "B" in the parentheses.

"Why is that?" Mir looked at Luo Li again, puzzled.

This time, Luo Li did not answer Mir's question. Instead, she smiled and took out a few candies from her desk and placed them in Mir's hand. Then she patted Mir's head again, and this time Mir did not resist.

Since I've already accepted your candy, I'll let you touch it a couple of times.

These seemingly illogical and ridiculous questions were solved one after another by Luo Li's cleverness and wit, and soon the two saw the last question:

What naughty things have you done that you're afraid to tell your mother?

This question is a bit different from the previous ones. The previous questions used regular photocopied text, but this one looks more like it's handwritten. Something seems off.

Mir thought for a moment, but being of low intelligence, she didn't notice anything amiss. Instead, she excitedly stretched out her little hand:

"I know how to do this one!!" I've finally encountered a problem I know how to solve, so of course I want to show off!

"Huh?" Luo Li seemed a little surprised. "But I finally came across such a simple question, and I wanted to finish it myself..."

"Why is it like this..." Mil seemed somewhat disappointed.

Seeing her younger sister become less enthusiastic, Luo Li, as the older sister, also felt uncomfortable. Then, as if she had thought of a good method, she used magic to condense the shape of a light bulb in the air above her head.

"I've got it! There's so much space here, why don't we write together?" Luo Li was happy with her idea and handed the pen to Mir, saying, "I'm the older sister, so I should let my younger sister have her way. You go first."

Mir took the pen without hesitation and started writing in the workbook. To distinguish herself from Luo Li, she added her own name before writing.

Mir really knew how to solve the problem. She started writing and didn't stop. She wrote many lines in a row until there were not many spaces left, which left Luo Li, who was standing next to her, dumbfounded.

"Wow, that's amazing!!"

"Impressive, huh!" Mil puffed out his underdeveloped chest. "Too bad I didn't leave you much room..."

"It's okay, I only need to write this much. Mir is still better. As the older sister, I'm not as good as my younger sister..." Luo Li seemed a little disappointed, but she still wrote down the question. Before writing, she didn't forget to add her name.

“That concludes today’s lesson. Let’s go play.” Luo Li stood up and took Mir’s little hand. Mir was in a good mood after showing off her skills and didn’t resist her.

The two little ones saw Kara as soon as they stepped out of the room.

"Mom, we've finished our homework, let's go play!" Luo Li said goodbye to Kara and then pulled Mir away.

Kara didn't stop them. She understood the importance of balancing work and rest. After making sure the two girls were far away, Kara slipped into Luo Li's bedroom and opened the workbook that Luo Li had just closed. She ignored the long list of questions at the beginning and went straight to the last one.

Kara's smile gradually became terrifying.

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At this moment, Huiqing was facing a problem. After she followed the little princess to Princess Kara's manor, she realized that she had forgotten something. In fact, she had not thought of it before. It was not until the red-haired maid, who was covered in dirt and mud, stood in front of her with a murderous look on her face that she suddenly realized.

"Do you have any last words?" The red-haired maid... no, let's give her a name, Ichiki slowly drew the cleaver from her back.

Ichiro didn't want to do anything right now, she just wanted to kill this "old friend" in front of her who had worked with her a lot but wasn't her master. Heaven knows what she was thinking when she woke up and found herself buried in the ground. What made her even more devastated was that she had lost track of the princesses. When she slunk back, she was told by the kind-hearted Kara that she had lost two months' salary plus half a year's bonus.

Looking at Yi Qiu, whose face was filled with murderous intent, Hui Qing paused for a moment, then extended a hand and suggested:

Want to play a game of Gwent?

Chapter 123 If I give you a piece of meat, we'll be even.

"What are we going to play?" Mil asked his sister, puzzled.

The two little ones had already run into the yard, without any maids following them. If there were other people around, the girls wouldn't be able to play freely. (Mil: I can.)

However, it was hard to say whether anyone was watching them from the shadows. The two maids responsible for protecting them were already arguing somewhere.

"I don't know," Luo Li thought for a moment and decided to throw the question back at Mir: "What does Mir want to play?"

She doesn't want to take her younger sister to see her friends for the time being, as she knows how tempting her sister is, having often hugged Mir.

"Hmm..." Mir was stumped by her question. She originally wanted to play with toys, but her previous experience playing with toys with Luo Li hadn't been very enjoyable.

"How about we grill the fish..."

"Rejected!" Luo Li crossed her arms to make a cross shape. "Anyway, Mir won't be in any trouble afterward, and Mom will just cause me more trouble."

Mir pouted in dissatisfaction. She hadn't eaten enough for lunch. When Eileen arrived, she deliberately took all the "junk food" away from Mir and ate it herself, leaving Mir with only "healthy lunches" that she didn't like, so she didn't eat much at all.

Adults aren't picky eaters because they cook food that they like!

"Last time you were the one who dragged me away, and you seemed to enjoy your meal just the last time, didn't you?" Mir pointed angrily at Luo Li with his index finger.

Luo Li felt a little embarrassed by what she said, but thinking of the grilled fish last time, her mouth watered. Luo Li, who had just eaten lunch not long ago, also felt a little hungry.

"Look, your drool has already given you away!" Mir continued to tempt Luo Li: "Don't worry, let me handle it myself after you finish eating, and your aunt will definitely not find out."

Although Luo Li was extremely skeptical of what her sister said, she still decided to follow her urge to eat grilled fish.

"Okay, Mir, don't lie to me, or I'll spank you." With that, Luo Li waved her little fist in a show of defiance.

The only remaining Crimson Carp King swam around in the lake. It used to have a companion with it, but one day a demon came and ruthlessly kidnapped its companion, killed it in front of it, and then roasted it with another demon. The Crimson Carp King would never forget that day, that demon with an angelic face...

In short, the Crimson Magikarp is living in great anxiety, especially after seeing those two demons approaching it again.

The Crimson Carp King was terrified and tried desperately to escape by wagging its tail. The lake was so big, it was sure it could find a safe place!

'I can't die here. I still have lofty ideals. I want to return to the sea. I haven't avenged my brothers yet…'

(The above paragraph is purely Luo Li's imagination)

However, all of this was in vain. Mir easily caught the Crimson Magikarp with her Waterwalking ability and terrifying speed. The Crimson Magikarp struggled in terror.

[Water Splash]

Little Mir's clothes got wet, but nothing else happened.

Soon, the valuable crimson carp was quickly prepared by the two little girls and placed on a makeshift grill. Luo Li even stole a lot of seasonings from the kitchen.

Crimson Magikarp: Died with eyes wide open in disbelief.

Looking at the deep red carp king with its wide, blank eyes and open mouth emitting a fragrant aroma, Mir felt a sense of guilt for no apparent reason. It was something Mir rarely felt.

So……

To express her remorse, Mir took the chopsticks that Luo Li had given her, picked up a large piece of meat from the Crimson Carp King, and stuffed it into its wide-open mouth.

"I'll give you a piece of meat, and then we'll be even."

Luo Li looked speechlessly at her sister who had done something that made no sense.

Perhaps because they were superhumans, the two little guys, who had just finished lunch, quickly devoured a large fish that looked like it could feed them for several meals.

The two little girls, full and satisfied, sat on the ground, clutching their bellies. (Please, police, arrest those who might post "I did it" in the comments. Thank you.)

“The fish is all gone, Mir, you can clean it up now.” Luo Li pointed to the remains on the ground and said to Mir. She was actually very curious about how Mir would clean up the remains without his mother noticing.

Mil calmly placed the fish bones on the ground, then picked up a twig, dipped it in the fish blood she had placed in a cup, and began writing next to the fish bones:

"The murderer was a maid."

This was something Mir had carefully considered. There were maids everywhere in the courtyard, and it was impossible for the two of them to be maids. Therefore, disguising the death as such would be foolproof, and Kara would have no reason to suspect them.

"Is this all right?" Luo Li seemed a little worried. She felt that something was wrong, but she also felt that the death message was left perfectly without any loopholes.

"Don't worry." Mir patted his undeveloped chest and reassured his sister confidently: "Look, I deliberately wrote my handwriting so messily, with gaps in the middle to make it look disjointed. Doesn't it look like that fish wrote in a panic before it died?"

After being reminded by her, Luo Li also noticed this and immediately looked at Mir with starry eyes and admiration.

"Wow! Mir, you're so clever! How come I didn't think of that? This way, Mom will never find out that we did it."

“Well, let’s leave here first. People who stay at the scene are usually the first suspects,” Mir suggested to his sister, throwing away the branch.

“Okay!” Luo Li went over and took Mir’s little hand. After so many days, Mir was too lazy to resist her anymore. “I’m quite familiar with this place. Let me take you out for a walk.”

“Okay,” Mil agreed.

Two little girls skipped and hopped out of the manor. Less than ten minutes after they left, Kara returned from outside. Why from outside? Because she had shown the workbook to her two favorite girls. Although Kara wanted to play the role of a good aunt, her naughty niece should be properly disciplined by her parents.

After showing the last question in the workbook to her younger sister and her crush, Kara wanted to go home and start disciplining her daughter. So she came back from outside, and naturally, with an already unpleasant expression, she saw the wreckage on the ground in the yard, as well as the line of "death message".

Kara's face darkened further.

Chapter 124 Requisitioning a Bicycle

"Where are we going to play?" Mil asked Luo Li, who had already run out of the manor.

"How about we go play in the small natural forest?" Luo Li suggested.

Upon hearing her words, Huiqing and Yiqiu, who were hiding in the shadows, exchanged a horrified glance. They were covered in dirt and their maid outfits were tattered. They had just been fighting, and before the fight was over, they discovered that their young mistresses had all disappeared. They had rushed after them and then heard Luo Li's suggestion...

"A small natural forest?" Mir put her thumb in her mouth and looked at Luo Li in confusion. She had never heard of this place.

“Yes, there are a lot of monsters there, but don’t worry, I will protect Mir.” Luo Li patted her flat chest with one hand and took Mir’s hand out of her mouth with the other.

Is the small natural forest dangerous? Yi Qiu didn't know. With their protection, the two princesses would definitely not encounter any danger in such a place. However, because Luo Li got her clothes dirty while catching rabbits that morning, Yi Qiu had an extra month's salary deducted. If they were to go there again, wouldn't they be demoted?

Meanwhile, Huiqing was also conflicted. Last time, it was just catching a rabbit. Even if the little princess got herself dirty, as long as Huiqing explained, the Queen would never blame her, because the princess had a lot of fun. But this time was different. Although the small natural forest was smaller than a regular forest, it was still somewhat dangerous. Even with their protection, there was no guarantee that something wouldn't suddenly appear and bump into the princess. The princess had such delicate skin...