Mischievous Lolita in the Doll

Luo Li's face fell.

"What? Mir, you don't know how to play with toys at all. You should let me, the hero, defeat you at a time like this. The Demon King's mission is to be defeated by the hero."

"Hmph!" Mil retorted, "What kind of demon king is he if he can't even defeat a mere hero?"

Chapter Ninety-Two: Stupid Dad, Your Majesty the Empress

"Alright, alright." Kara appeared at the door at some point, clapping her hands to interrupt the two's argument. "It's very late now, good children should go to sleep."

“I’ll sleep with my sister.” Luo Li hugged Mir.

Mir gave her a disdainful push, but failed to push her away.

“No, that won’t do.” Kara patted the two little ones’ heads. “Mir is going to sleep with her father tonight.”

"Auntie?" Upon hearing that Mir wanted to sleep with her aunt, Luo Li didn't dare to argue anymore. Her aunt could be quite scary when she got angry.

Luo Li looked at Mir with a sympathetic gaze.

Mir is truly pitiful to have a father like that.

"You seem very afraid of her?" Mir asked Luo Li with a puzzled look.

"Of course I'm scared!" Luo Li made an exaggerated expression. "My aunt is... um..."

She stopped mid-sentence because she saw her aunt standing at the door of her room, watching her silently without any expression.

"My aunt is so gentle, Mir, you are so lucky to have such a father~" Luo Li readily admitted defeat and said something against her will.

She clearly saw Kiana, who was standing at the door, raise her eyebrows at her with satisfaction after she said those words.

That was close; she had just narrowly escaped a spanking.

Seeing that Luo Li's expression clearly did not match her language, Mir understood what had happened. This kind of situation often occurred on TV, and it seemed that Kiana was standing right behind him.

Mir turned around and saw Kiana standing in the doorway, with her arms outstretched towards her.

Mir didn't understand what she was doing with that pose and just stood there staring at her blankly, creating an awkward situation.

Kiana frowned slightly when she saw Mir's unmoved expression. She had read in a book that if you made that gesture, the child would rush over. Could it be that Huiqing bought her a pirated book?

"Cough cough~" Kara finally couldn't help but whisper to Mil, "Quickly rush over and hug her."

After hearing Kara's hint, Mir finally understood what Kiana's gesture meant. She first looked at Kiana with loving eyes, and then ran towards her.

At first, Kiana was a little hurt by Mir's gaze (really only a little), but when she saw Mir still running towards her, her wounded heart found some comfort.

Kiana picked up the girl who had jumped into her arms and savored the warmth the little one brought her. The girl's small body was so soft that she couldn't help but want to hold her in her arms and stroke her. Her scent was a pleasant milky fragrance, neither too alluring nor too bland.

Kiana patted the little guy's back in her arms. Although she didn't show any expression on the surface, she felt truly healed inside. She finally understood why Irene had adopted such a little guy. Holding him was very comfortable and very healing.

She dared not hug the girl tightly, for fear that the little one in her arms would be hurt by her rough movements.

Kiana's idiotic fatherly behavior of carefully holding the girl successfully made Kara laugh.

“Then I’ll take her back.” Kiana nodded to Kara.

“Okay.” Kara nodded back at her.

"Bye-bye! I'll come see you tomorrow!" Luo Li waved goodbye to Mir.

Kiana carried Mir out of the manor.

So you two don't live together? Speaking of which, such a big manor is only owned by Kara and Luo Li. What a bunch of rich people!

Thinking that Kiana, as the empress, must live in a place no worse than this, Mir started complaining even more in his mind: Just how big is the capital? Can everyone live in a manor?

Feeling the softness of the little one in her arms, Kiana couldn't help but pat her. The rhythmic patting made Mir sleepy, and she fell asleep in Kiana's arms. So she didn't see the scene of Kiana taking her to another manor, nor did she see how interesting the expressions were when the maids in the manor saw their queen returning with a little girl in her arms.

Kiana gently placed Mir on her bed and pondered the instructions Eileen had given her before she left.

"...Make sure to give her a good bath before bedtime..."

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I forgot to give the little one a bath, and she just fell asleep like that...

"Then there's nothing we can do."

Kiana patted Mir's little bottom to wake her up. Looking at Mir's open eyes, which were filled with mist and water, and her expression of confusion mixed with grievance, Kiana felt as if she had done something heinous.

"Eileen said she'll give you a bath before you go to sleep," Kiana said to the girl expressionlessly.

Mir pouted unhappily. The guy in front of her must have even lower emotional intelligence than she did. She really didn't know why someone like that would have a wife.

Kiana carried her to a bathroom that looked very spacious, large enough for hundreds of people to bathe together without feeling crowded.

However, there are not many maids serving them here. Apart from Kiana's personal maid, anyone else who even peeks at the Queen's body is guilty of a capital offense. Therefore, Kiana usually only takes baths with Irene or her sister, and sometimes Luo Li is also included.

Kiana quickly took off the girl's clothes and then began to take off her own.

The girl looked at Kiana shyly, completely naked, not because Kiana was undressing in front of her, but because she herself was naked.

It has to be said that Mir is very cute. Whether she is dressed or not, she looks very adorable. Even if Kiana is not a lolicon, she can't help but want to hug the little one in front of her and give her a good cuddle.

Kiana brought over a showerhead and deliberately set the water temperature to the lowest setting because she had read in a baby care manual that babies don't like water that's too hot when they're taking a bath, as it can make their delicate skin feel very hot.

Mir was still shyly fidgeting there, but Kiana didn't bother to think about why Mir was shy. She simply pulled Mir over, pointed the rain at her, and started touching her inappropriately, ignoring the girl's screams.

"Ah—woo-wah—haha—"

Because Kiana's technique wasn't as skillful as Irene's, the girl felt itchy when Kiana was scrubbing her back.

Chapter Ninety-Three: The Empress with Low Emotional Intelligence

Kiana felt somewhat discouraged after washing the girl for about half an hour. She couldn't scrub a single bit of dirt off the girl's body. Although she could do it herself, the girl didn't seem to be as strong as her.

Although Kiana should have let her soak in the bath after helping her take a shower, she remembered Irene's instructions to her before she left.

"...Make sure she goes to bed early, don't let her sleep alone..."

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I think I've been bathing the girl for about an hour now. She read in a book that it's best to get the baby to bed before 8 p.m., but it's already past 8 p.m.

Mir was trying her best to flip into the pool. Flipping into the pool without magic would be a difficult move for her, but she was in a playful mood and wanted to use her body to flip into the pool normally.

Mir had already put one leg on the edge of the pool, and just as she was about to succeed, she felt her perspective rise.

Kiana picked her up.

Realizing this, the girl kicked her legs and struggled, even though she was so close to succeeding!

Kiana reached out and slapped the unruly girl lightly, afraid that if she used even a little force, she would make the girl cry.

But the effect was remarkable; the girl indeed became obedient.

"Sweetie, it's time for bed."

Mir puffed out his little face and looked at her with dissatisfaction.

You'll lose me if you do this!

Kiana waved her hand at the air, and a bath towel appeared in her hand. She used the bath towel to wrap the girl up. The bath towel was not big, only enough to cover the key parts at most, but it could completely wrap the petite girl up, like a silkworm.

After wiping the girl's body, Kiana's expression froze again; she hadn't prepared any change of clothes for the girl.

There's nothing we can do about that...

Kiana gave her own clothes to the girl to wear. Not only did they fit perfectly, but one of her tops was enough for the girl to wear as a dress.

Helpless, Kiana wrapped the girl up like a silkworm again despite her struggles, and carried her back to her bedroom.

Along the way, many maids watched this scene in fear. They realized what was happening, but dared not say anything, for fear that Kiana would kill them on the spot.

After Kiana entered her bedroom and locked the door, Mir broke free from her embrace and pounced naked onto Kiana's bed.

Kiana walked over and touched Mir's little belly.

"go to bed!"

"I can't sleep."

Upon hearing Mir's words, Kiana recalled what she had read in a book before: telling children bedtime stories can effectively help them have a good dream.

"I'll tell you a story." Kiana brought over a thick book.

Mil looked up curiously. Eileen used to tell her bedtime stories often, and they were actually quite effective at putting her to sleep, because they were just so boring.

"Once upon a time, there was a pigeon who became sworn brothers with two people who clearly shared its ideals: a broken record and a truly delicious treat. This is the origin of human nature..."

Holy crap, what the hell?

Kiana's storytelling was quite good, much better than Irene's, but her monotone tone prevented Mir from fully immersing herself in the story, and she soon fell asleep.

Seeing Mir lying naked on the bed asleep, Kiana raised an eyebrow in displeasure. She thought the story she had told was quite good, so why had the child fallen asleep? And now she had just reached a crucial point in the story.

Kiana completely forgot why she was telling a story and slapped Mil's smooth little bottom, waking her up instantly.

Mir opened his hazy, watery eyes, his aggrieved expression making it seem as if he was about to cry at any moment.

Seeing that Mir had woken up, Kiana continued her story:

"Later, the repeater, enraged by the pigeon's betrayal, stabbed him to death and then turned him into..."

Holy crap? Holy crap! Stop talking! Is this something for kids?

Mir puffed up her cheeks indignantly and started punching Kiana with her little fists, but her actions obviously did not bother Kiana at all. Kiana let the girl's little fists hit her.

What's wrong with this child?

Kiana, who has low emotional intelligence, doesn't understand why the girl is throwing a tantrum. But having read a parenting manual, she knows that when a child throws a tantrum, she shouldn't always give in to her. It's best to discipline her first to let her know your authority.

She pulled the girl up and slapped her buttocks twice.

The girl has become more obedient; now, in her eyes, Kiana is a complete lunatic, comparable to her doll form.

"Ugh~ I want to sleep!"

Mir pouted, looking like she was about to cry.

Seeing the girl's expression, Kiana disregarded what the "parenting manual said" and stiffly picked her up, rocking and patting her awkwardly to soothe her.

"Okay, okay, time to sleep."