Mischievous Lolita in the Doll

She walked to the mirror and looked at herself. There was no beautiful image of a woman fresh out of the bath. Her hair was hanging down in front, covering her face, and she looked more like a female ghost. Xia Ye wondered if the person in the mirror would crawl out of the mirror at any moment.

She took out the new hair dryer she had bought that day and checked it. The style was no different from the one in the real world, and it worked just like the one in the real world.

She turned on the hairdryer, and it sucked up her hair.

Summer Night: "..."

She hurriedly turned off the hair dryer and then carefully read the instruction manual.

It has to be said that the person who invented this hair dryer is a genius. She just turned on "prank mode." By the way, the store that sells hair dryers was recommended to her by Mil.

Xia Ye nodded knowingly; it wasn't surprising since it was Mil who recommended it.

Just in case, she checked everything she had bought, fearing that something strange might have gotten mixed in. The result was pretty good; although a few items with extra "prank modes" did get mixed in, they still functioned correctly.

"Ding-dong-"

The doorbell rang, and it seemed that it must be Mil coming over, otherwise Xia Ye really couldn't think of anyone else who would ring her doorbell.

"Ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong—"

As if playing a prank, the doorbell rang many times. Xia Ye, looking annoyed, went to open the door wearing only a bath towel.

"What do you want?" The girl looked at the newcomer with a gloomy expression.

As she expected, it was Mir who arrived.

"Wow~ a lightning bolt at the opening ceremony." Mil teased, sizing up the girl.

Xia Ye followed his gaze to herself. She looked incredibly alluring in just a bath towel. Although she didn't reveal anything she shouldn't, she exposed what she considered her most perfect feature—her two long, white legs—to the maximum extent possible in Mir's view.

Meanwhile, Mir stared intently at the girl's long legs with a strange, scrutinizing expression, chin in hand.

"Not bad, I'll give you a 90." Mill gave him a thumbs up.

"boom!!"

The door, so hard that even Mil couldn't break it, slammed into his face with such force that it left a dent in Mil's face.

Mil calmly pulled his face off the door.

It doesn't hurt or itch.

Xia Ye walked back to her room with a gloomy face and changed into the new dress and coat she had bought that day. She felt a little unacceptable; she had never been looked at like that by a man before.

However, I don't know if it's just my imagination, but I always feel that when Mil looks at me, he doesn't have a lewd attitude, but rather pure appreciation?

How could that be?! Xia Ye shook her head violently to banish the thought.

That guy is a pervert who even collects little girls' shoes!

Thinking of this, Xia Ye covered her face in despair. She couldn't accept that the only person she was relatively familiar with in this world was a pervert who was hard to describe in words.

But that's the reality; at this point, she still has to go out and face that pervert.

The girl opened her dormitory door and walked out, making sure to turn off the lights before leaving.

"Wow, a fairy!" Mil praised Xia Ye expressionlessly, then clapped stiffly.

Xia Ye did not feel happy about his praise, but looked at Mir with the eyes of someone looking at scum.

"Have I offended you in any way?" Mil scratched his head, puzzled.

Xia Ye didn't answer his question; she just looked at him quietly.

"What are you doing? Why are you looking at me like that?" The doll-like boy crossed his arms and shivered.

"Lead the way."

Xia Ye sighed and shook her head. For this guy, his behavior just now was no longer enough to be called perverted.

The college is so large that it feels like a small town. There is even a small lake in the center of the college, and the path by the lake at night is a favorite spot for couples.

The public benches built along the path are often occupied by young couples, and it is common to see men and women lying in their partners' arms.

Mir and Xia Ye were walking in such a place. Xia Ye didn't understand why this guy had brought her here. The academy was so big, couldn't they have walked somewhere else? Why did he have to bring her here to be fed dog food?

and many more!

Xia Ye seemed to realize something, stopped and turned to look at Mir expressionlessly.

"Hmm?" Seeing that Xia Ye had stopped, Mir looked at her curiously. "What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"

"You bastard..." Xia Ye's tone turned somewhat ominous, "Did you come here to have me pretend to be your girlfriend?"

As she spoke, her magic coalesced, drawing the attention of the couples around her.

Chapter Sixty-Six: Sobbing

"Huh?" Mir looked completely bewildered upon hearing Xia Ye's words. "Why would I do something so pointless?"

Xia Ye didn't answer him directly, but instead looked around. Mir followed her gaze and looked around. All around were couples holding hands, some were men and women holding hands, some were women and women holding hands, and he could even vaguely see two muscular men holding hands and twisting each other.

Mir then realized and said, "Oh, I see. I just thought it was closer to take this route, but it's not impossible if you want to pretend to be my girlfriend."

Although Mir did seem quite innocent, Natsuya, who had already labeled Mir as a pervert with no bottom line in her mind, would not believe it. Being mistaken for someone else's girlfriend seemed to make her quite angry. She didn't know why she was so angry. Was it because she was mistaken for a pervert's girlfriend?

"I'm leaving. You can play here by yourself." With that, Xia Ye turned and left without giving Mir a chance to explain.

"Hey? Wait a minute!" Mir tried to call out to Xia Ye, but Xia Ye ignored him.

The people around had already started watching the show, and some were even eating sunflower seeds.

"What are you looking at? Do you want to go take a bath?" Mil shouted at the onlookers, pointing at the lake. Because of the onlookers' fearless nature, Mil even pushed the two lovers holding hands into the water to intimidate them. Sure enough, when they saw Mil "harming the innocent," they were all frightened and turned their heads away in tacit agreement.

Only the two scoundrels were left floundering in the lake. Perhaps because they were suddenly pushed into the water, they were too panicked. The two idiots seemed to have forgotten that they were not ordinary people. They struggled in the water like drowning people. The man even stepped on the girl's foot in order to get ashore.

Ha! Successfully broke up a pair of scoundrels. All heterosexuals can go to hell.

After witnessing the whole process, Mir ignored what others were saying and chased after Xia Ye in the direction she had left.

"Wait for me, little fairy!"

Xia Ye seemed to be choked by his address, stopped in her tracks, and turned around with a gloomy expression: "What did you call me?"

"You don't like that title? How about 'Old Bodhisattva' then?"

This guy is definitely not normal!

Xia Ye covered her face with her hands and shook her head violently before continuing to walk towards the dormitory.

“If you just leave like this, everyone will be so disappointed. You’re the main character this time. If you don’t go, you’ll be standing everyone up.” Mir ran in front of her, facing her with her hands behind her head, and walked backwards.

Hearing Mir's words, Xia Ye was also somewhat moved. It was Mir who had offended him; there was no need to let everyone be disappointed because of him. Besides, if he didn't go this time, how would he get along with everyone in the future? He already had some difficulty dealing with others…

"Okay, but we need to take a different route!"

When Mir heard that Xia Ye had changed her mind, she smiled happily, a smile that left Xia Ye, who was sitting opposite her, completely stunned.

Is this guy actually capable of showing such an innocent smile? That was Xia Ye's thought at that moment.

Then Mir was in trouble. Since he was walking backwards, he couldn't see what was behind him. Xia Ye was also stunned and couldn't warn him. So his back bumped into a solid "wall"—or at least, the feeling on his back was a wall.

Mir turned around and saw a tall, burly man with a rooster-like hairstyle, about two meters tall. He was a stranger to Mir. The man had his back to him, but turned around and glared fiercely at Mir.

Upon seeing the person who had bumped into him, the burly man angrily grabbed Mil by the collar and lifted him up.

"Kid, are you blind?!"

Mir looked thoughtfully at the burly man who had grabbed him.

He recalled scenes like this from novels or anime he had read before. Following those old tropes, for example, in harem anime, the male protagonist would usually apologize in a cowardly manner, since they were in the wrong.

Then there's the "overpowered protagonist" trope that often appears in novels: the protagonist bumps into a stranger, and even though both sides are clearly in the wrong, the stranger is about to leave without saying anything when the overpowered protagonist grabs the stranger's shoulder and forces him to apologize. After the apology, it's not over yet; he forces the stranger to kneel down. When I was younger, I used to find this kind of trope quite satisfying.

At this moment, however, he completely disregarded the two aforementioned approaches. He simply glanced at the burly man's face and asked, "You, buddy, are you a freshman?"

"Kid! I'm asking you if you're blind! Now I'm asking you!" The burly man seemed annoyed by his attitude and shook him violently.

“It seems you’re definitely a freshman, since most of the upperclassmen know me.” Mil grabbed his wrist and then pulled hard.

The burly man screamed, put Mil down, and then squatted down to cover his hand.

“It’s very impolite to grab a senior’s collar like that.” Mil patted his shoulder and didn’t pursue the matter further. It wasn’t out of kindness or a sudden collapse of his persona; it was just that beating the burly man up would cause trouble for Eileen.

In more serious cases, it might even implicate the entire college. For example, rumors might suddenly spread outside: "Shocking! A bully from a certain college, relying on being the dean's son, has brazenly beaten up a freshman."

If such rumors were to spread, there might be far fewer new students in the future. Mil certainly wouldn't care about such trivial matters, but if this were to happen, Eileen might not simply slap him, especially since he had just caused trouble. He had seen Eileen buy a new feather duster, but he didn't know what it was for.

Watching Mir leave with Xia Ye, the burly man neither impulsively rushed over to fight him, nor did he viciously pull out his phone to say, "Hello? Is this Brother XX? I've been beaten up! Call a few more people to teach him a lesson."

The burly man was silent for a moment, then his expression became unusually aggrieved. He made a delicate gesture with his fingers and threw himself into the arms of another burly man next to him.

"Waaaaah, senior, why are you just watching me get bullied? You're so mean! I'll punch you in the chest with my little fists."

The burly man who was being pounded on the chest simply grabbed his two rough hands with one hand and brushed his cheek with the other.

"Baby, it's not that I don't want to avenge you, it's just that I can't beat that guy. I'll comfort you properly when we get back. I just bought the latest [beep] and [beep], I guarantee you'll feel great."

You're so wicked!

Chapter Sixty-Seven Oolong Tea

"We've arrived, this is the place."

Xia Ye looked around the KTV in front of her. It didn't look very big, and the name of the KTV was very straightforward.

"Black shop," that's the name of this place.

Looking at its name, Xia Ye fell into deep thought.

"Are all the things inside very expensive?"

“I don’t know,” Mil looked at Xia Ye seriously, “because I’ve never paid for coming here.”

How could this guy have the nerve to say that with such a serious expression?

"Hey, miss!" Mill approached the front desk and struck up a conversation with the people at the platform. "Want to meet up?"

Xia Ye watched his actions with a twitching eye, neither stopping him nor criticizing him.

Her lack of response seemed to disappoint Mil, though it was unclear what exactly disappointed him.

"Your room is 314, here is your key." The station attendant handed Mir a key; she seemed to recognize him.