Mischievous Lolita in the Doll

"Well, there's really nothing we can do about that," Mil said with a helpless shrug, showing no intention of offering to help.

"You come and help me," Xia Ye said expressionlessly.

“Ugh—” Mil opened his dead fish eyes, “This is so troublesome.”

Xia Ye didn't answer, but just stared at him expressionlessly ( ﹁ ﹁ ).

Mir consciously went over to act as the translator.

“The one you’re holding says ‘Mom, love me one more time or I’ll call you Dad.’”

Xia Ye raised an eyebrow; this was the first time she had ever heard of such a cool movie title.

She put the CD box back and took another one from the side.

"what about this?"

"This is 'Magical Girl Zhao Ergou vs. Chaos Demon King Hu Hansan'."

Xia Ye: "...Fine, you find me something more normal. If you deliberately pick something boring, I'll kill you!"

Mir abandoned his plan to deliberately cause trouble and earnestly helped Xia Ye choose some CDs that he thought were acceptable.

They picked out quite a few CDs, since they were just for passing the time, so they bought a lot at once. Mir helped Xia Ye carry the CDs to the front desk.

"Uncle, the bill, please."

"One box contains five Mira."

The uncle didn't intentionally raise the price. After all, Mir noticed the shop owner had changed when he came in, which meant he was a regular customer. If he had maliciously raised the price, the guy might have spread rumors and lost some regular customers.

"Wow! Sir, I'm a regular customer here, could you give me a discount?"

This kid did start haggling, but who do you think I am? How many people have managed to haggle with me over the years?

"No way, young man, we're just running a small business here, we don't make much money. If you keep haggling, how are we supposed to survive?" The uncle looked troubled.

"Look, we bought so much at once, which is considered a favor to your business, so can't you give us a discount?"

Xia Ye, standing to the side, couldn't get a word in edgewise; in the real world, she only haggled over prices when buying groceries.

"So, how much of a discount do you want?"

It's about time to end this pointless haggling. Although I'm asking this kid how much of a discount he'll offer, I'll actually make a face that I can't accept it no matter what discount he says. Judging from how long these two young people have been picking and choosing, they probably won't just give up on buying it now. In any case, they'll just buy it at the original price today.

"One Mira per box."

“One Mira per box…” The uncle first feigned a troubled expression as planned, then his eyes widened as if he had just realized something. “One Mira per box?!”

“Yes, one Mira per box,” Mir repeated matter-of-factly.

“One Mira per box, why don’t you go… It’s not that it’s not good, okay, okay, one Mira per box will do!!” The uncle first glared angrily, then shrank back weakly.

Mir withdrew the machete that was held to the shopkeeper's neck; heaven knows where he pulled out such a large machete.

Bargaining (physical)

If the boss is still that young woman, then it's fine, but if it's an older man, he won't be so gentle.

Xia Ye, who witnessed the whole thing, was stunned. She had initially thought Mir had some clever trick up his sleeve, but it turned into a robbery! "Can we call the police? Surely we can?"

Because Xia Ye was stunned, she didn't stop Mir immediately, which led to the current situation.

Let's turn our attention back to Mil in the police station now.

"Tch." Mil curled his lip in disdain. "That bastard actually dared to call the police."

"It would be strange if you didn't call the police! You bastard, this is already robbery!" Xia Ye couldn't help but yell at him.

“Who robbed me? Don’t make false accusations! I didn’t threaten him, so how could it constitute robbery?” Mil argued.

"Hehehe." Elsa opened her dead fish eyes and added a sentence to Mil's written record of his life: "He has committed robbery."

Why does she still have to deal with this kid's affairs even after she's been promoted to bureau chief?!

The main reason was that she didn't dare let anyone else handle the kid's crimes. Once, she had to temporarily leave something to do and let one of her subordinates take over the kid's case. But no one knows what the kid did, her subordinate resigned that very day, leaving behind the words: "Sure enough, scum like me should just go back to my hometown and grow sweet potatoes..."

Mil just watched quietly as she added the information to her profile, neither reacting angrily nor stopping her. She already had so many sins to her name; one more wouldn't make a difference. If things really didn't work out, she could try something different; she'd still be a good kid.

Elsa did not detain Mir because the kid had also made many contributions. Moreover, even though the Rainbow Wing Kingdom had many rules, they could only restrain some low-level ability users and ordinary people. For someone like Mir, whose background was not to be underestimated, as long as the crime was not too serious, he could just pay money and be done with it.

"So, does that mean my wallet is empty? You police station are really heartless! The money I've spent here over the years is almost more than all the meals I've ever had!"

"How dare you say that?!" Elsa threw the pen at Mill's face. "You don't have enough money. I'll send the bill to your mom later."

Upon hearing Elsa's words, Mil felt a slight pain in his bottom.

Chapter Sixty-One: Everything Was Self-Inflicted

No! You dare?

Mir immediately slammed his fist on the table and jumped up, cracking the table with his slap.

"Damaging public property, another level of punishment." Elsa calmly wrote it down in her notebook.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to make a phone call."

No matter what trouble Mir caused outside, he didn't want Eileen to know. If Eileen knew, she would definitely scold his original form again. Hiding in the doll was useless. Eileen directly forced him to turn back.

But if he makes up the money himself, it won't be so troublesome. He used to cause trouble all the time, and it's impossible for Eileen to clean up his messes every time. What should he do in this situation?

Mil took out his communication crystal and clicked on a beacon that was recorded on it; the call connected almost instantly.

"Hello? Is this Carlo?"

That's right, Mil's backup plan is to borrow money again. Although he hasn't paid off the previous money, he can just use the money he earns during his training to pay back Carlo. Anyway, he can live on his own by eating at Eileen's house. He's not just being her daughter for nothing.

"I'll kill you... beep—beep—" After saying this, Carlo hung up.

Mir: ? ? ?

What's wrong with this kid again? Come to think of it, they haven't seen him since they got back last night, and when he called him yesterday, he said this and then hung up...

Could this be...?

Thinking of this, Mill's expression turned serious.

"Is this a Stand attack?!" Mil slammed the crystal on the table, striking a strange pose. "I know! The enemy's Stand ability is to make Carlo's phone calls only ever say those three words before immediately hanging up!"

The other two beautiful women present stared blankly at Mil, who had suddenly fallen ill.

“Let me make this clear first,” Elsa tapped the battered and cracked table with her finger, “even if you pretend to be crazy right now, you still have to pay the fine.”

Upon hearing Elsa's words, Mir calmly sat back down, as if nothing had happened.

"Don't worry, even if he doesn't answer my calls, I can borrow money from other people."

Mir dialed Ura's beacon, and the call was answered in less than ten seconds, but it seemed to be in complete chaos on the other end.

"Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora!!!"

"Wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big!!!"

"wryyyyyyyyy!!!"

Mir: "??????"

Those two guys are fighting again? Who answered the phone?

“Hello? Is this Mil?” Vil’s voice came through the chaos.

Oh, it's Welsh.

"You bastard, how dare you touch me there! Well then, I'll touch you there too!!" Banana's angry voice rang out.

Mir: "???? What happened?"

Violet: "No, it's nothing, they just started fighting."

Damn it! Where exactly did these two touch each other? I really want to know!

Mill: "Never mind that for now, Violet, can you lend me some money?"

"Hmm... Has Mir been taken to the police station again? But I don't have time now, these two guys have already started bleeding from each other, I'm a little worried, puh puh puh puh, sorry."

What are you worried about? Don't think I didn't hear you laughing out loud just now!

"Oh, is that so? Don't make it sound like I'm constantly being arrested. I get arrested once or twice a week at most!"

Is this the important point?!

Xia Ye looked at Mir in horror; this guy was getting arrested once or twice a week on average.

"That's settled then. I'm going to Xin... to monitor their fight." With that, Velvet hung up the phone.

Well, this one phone call eliminated three people Mil could turn to for help.

Elsa, sitting opposite Mil, was already yawning.

"Don't worry, I can call someone else." With that, Mir dialed Sack's beacon.

"Hey, is this Sack? I've been arrested again. Can you lend me some money?"

“Mir,” Sack’s voice sounded somewhat troubled, “but I’ve spent almost all my money on flowers. I’ve arranged these flowers into a wreath; I believe she’ll be touched when she sees it… Beep—beep—”

This time, Mir hung up the phone directly.

They're utterly useless; what good are they?

Mir was furious and wanted to smash the crystal to the ground with all his might, but he stopped halfway through the swing. This crystal was now the most valuable thing he owned.

When Elsa and Xia Ye saw him acting crazy, they both looked at him with disdain, their eyes seeming to say: Your friends are unwilling to lend you money.

“Who said no one is willing to lend me money?!” Mil suddenly jumped up, startling the two women, who didn’t understand what was wrong with him this time.

Mir reluctantly dialed a beacon.

"Hello, this is Mir."

"Hoo hoo hoo, what does this rich kid want with me? I'm having fun with my friends, having fun with my friends!"

How desperate is this guy for friends? He even had to repeat it twice.

That's right, the person Mil called this time was Miss Ashia, who hadn't appeared since the kidnapping incident.

As for whether Ashia has money or not... as the student council president, she certainly doesn't lack money! Mir came to a completely unreasonable conclusion.