Mischievous Lolita in the Doll

Even tricks that have been used before can still fool people; it seems that Mir is the one who truly heals hearts.

"Little angel."

"Hmph." Xingxing, who had been arguing with Mir yesterday, turned her head away disdainfully.

In the end, Eileen still prepared breakfast for Anna.

Then came the next day.

Xingxing walked up to Anna with her hands on her hips and looked up at her.

"What's wrong?" Anna felt a chill run down her spine from her gaze.

"Play dead."

"What?" Anna thought she had misheard.

"Play dead."

"Oh dear, I'm dead." He even tried to steady himself as he fell to the ground.

Star rode on Anna's back with a blank expression.

"Grandpa, what's wrong, Grandpa?" Xingxing felt ashamed after saying that.

“Little Star, do you know the term ‘Imitation of Xi Shi’ in the modern world?” Anna couldn’t help but laugh.

"Shut up!" Already embarrassed, Xingxing blushed and covered Anna's head with a pillow.

Later, she locked herself in her room, covered her head with a pillow, and didn't come out for a whole day.

[Side Story - Holy Grail] Chapter 1: Let's all curse Tokiomi!

"Announcement—"

You shall obey my commands; my life is entrusted to your sword.

If you follow the destiny of the Holy Grail, and abide by this will and this ritual, then respond.

swear here

I am the one who accomplishes all good deeds in the world.

I am the one who will exterminate all evil in the world.

You are the seven-day being bound by the three great incantations, descending here on the Wheel of Restraint.

Guardian of the Scales!

"..."

Ah, I've been forced into time travel again, and in this long-forgotten puppet form no less. This feeling is truly nostalgic. No foreshadowing, no warning whatsoever.

It's not that there were no foreshadowing elements, though. For example, he had a fight with his sister this morning, which is a battle between the spicy food party and the sweet food party.

Then he secretly mixed some chili sauce into the star-shaped dessert...

This time travel must be the stars' deliberate revenge on me!

Mir believed that even though this thing called "Kidney Sorrow" had instilled all the knowledge related to the Kidney Sorrow War into him, it did not prevent him from using the Void Search to pin a blame on his sister across time and space.

His current body is just a projection, like a clone. Most of his abilities are unusable due to his class, but he has never cared about that, just as he often forgets that he is a superpowered person in his daily life.

However, because of its uniqueness, it is the consciousness of the original body that controls this clone. If the clone is gone, it is gone. So this time the problem is really not that big.

"Are you my master?" Mir, mimicking Eileen's elegant posture on the ruins, squinted at the twin-tailed girl squatting on the ground in front of him, Emo. She looked very familiar.

From her muttering to herself, it's clear that she seems to have made a mistake about something.

I don't know if this is why my job is so mismatched with my position.

Actually, he was lying down when he was summoned, but he quickly sat up to show off after hearing someone was coming in.

As for looking familiar... of course it looks familiar. Carlo had a figure of this master back then. Later, he accidentally broke the figure and then, feeling guilty, attached the upper body of the figure to Red Hare in an attempt to cover it up.

But Mil hadn't watched the anime with Carlo; he'd only heard Carlo recommend it to him. He roughly understood that everything was the fault of a person named "Tokiomi," and that whatever happened, it should be blamed on Tokiomi.

So maybe the reason I made a mistake in my job class is because of Tokiomi.

I didn't think much of it when I bought the figure for Carlo, but now that I'm looking at it up close...

She's so old and still wears pigtails, isn't she ashamed!

“It’s obvious, there’s no one else here.” Rin Tohsaka showed Mir the three Command Seals on the back of her hand while scrutinizing him.

Judging from her red dress, she is likely a Heroic Spirit who is not good at direct combat. It is difficult to determine the era from her clothing alone. The region is probably Europe, but her appearance is more Eastern... She looks about two years younger than me.

Let alone engaging in direct combat, both her appearance and demeanor make her seem more like a noble lady than a battle-hardened warrior.

Even the weakest Heroic Spirit possesses power far exceeding that of ordinary people, so one should not underestimate her simply because of her appearance.

"You're so stupid. With such a low probability, you had to draw the class I'm worst at." Mil crossed his arms expressionlessly, because he realized he had forgotten how to put on a dead fish eye expression.

He pulled out a gun that was out of date.

It looks like a revolver, but the magazine seems to be twice as big. It is made entirely of brass and is even larger than a modern handgun, completely lacking the lightweight characteristics of a revolver.

It's more like an expensive work of art than a weapon.

"I'm so sorry, Miss, it's not something you're good at... Wait, aren't you Saber?" Rin Tohsaka finally realized the seriousness of the problem.

This pistol was a souvenir he brought back from the New World. He hadn't played with it much, and his greatest achievement with it was shattering all the glass in the royal palace. However, Kiana punished him severely for this, and later Irene confiscated it.

She was also wearing that holy maid's robe.

This thing can be upgraded into a Noble Phantasm. He never even killed anyone with this gun, he just fired a few shots casually.

Back then, he was holding Sakura in the sky and making him shoot bullets. Why didn't he make Sakura his Noble Phantasm?

Even if it's just a different rifleman, he's incredibly skilled at wielding that long stick he picked up from his grandmother's field; there isn't a single intact rapeseed flower within a 6-meter radius.

"I spent so many gems and still couldn't summon Saber..."

Seeing the girl so sad, the understanding Mil quickly comforted her: "It's okay, it must be Tokiomi's fault. Let's all scold Tokiomi."

Rin Tohsaka: "???"

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A strange Servant was summoned due to an accident.

He may not look very old, but to become a heroic spirit, he must have been a hero of a certain era.

She said her name was Mir Lucasia, a name and surname she had never heard of before, even though she had done her homework thoroughly for the Holy Grail War.

He had initially thought she was just using a fake name to fool him, but after he impulsively used a Command Spell, she still answered him with the real name in a serious manner.

It might be a period of history that wasn't recorded or is relatively obscure; judging from the weapons, it shouldn't be very old.

"Father, after ten years of waiting, my battle is about to begin." A weary Rin Tohsaka lay on the bed, muttering to herself, "Although I summoned Archer instead of Saber, I've never even heard of her..."

"Mother, after waiting for who knows how long, my Holy Grail War has begun." Mir suddenly deactivated his spirit form and sat on the edge of the bed, his face expressionless (because he'd forgotten how to have a deadpan expression), mimicking Rin Tohsaka's speech. "Although she summoned the wrong class, I've never heard of her name before..."

"Get out!"

A pillow was thrown at me.

Some things only become truly shameful after someone else repeats them to you.

This wicked fellow doesn't seem to be as elegant as she initially appeared.

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airport.

"This is the country where Kiritsugu was born." A beautiful woman dressed entirely in white, including her long, snow-white hair, stepped off the plane and looked curiously at this unfamiliar land.

"So, Saber, how was your trip by air?" The pristine white woman turned to look at the blonde woman dressed as a man behind her.

"I don't have any particular feelings; it's more bland than I expected..."

Halfway through her sentence, she suddenly stepped forward and blocked the woman in white behind her.

"What's wrong, Saber?" The woman in white asked, puzzled but also becoming wary.

It's still broad daylight. Isn't the Holy Grail War supposed to be conducted in secret?

"It seems like someone was spying on us just now, so let's be careful." Saber looked in a certain direction with a puzzled expression.

The feeling of being spied on has disappeared.

"The singularity is right here. Has the Fourth Holy Grail War and the Fifth Holy Grail War been stitched together...? Her real name is Artoria, the historical King Arthur. Let's just call her the Red Saber for now."

A girl in casual clothes outside the airport was buying fish while muttering to herself.

"Two timelines overlap. There are so many parallel worlds in this world... I don't understand, won't this world break down?"

After all, it's not their own world, and the rules of operation are different.

She didn't have the world's currency, making shopping a bit more complicated.

First, she stole money from the fish shop, and then used the stolen money to buy a fish at the same shop. Although she did steal money, she also paid the bill ethically, so her actions canceled out the positive and negative consequences, and there was no moral problem with this operation.

However, the shop owner deserved it; he actually tried to cheat her by treating her like she was blind and switching the weighed fish with something else.

She just closed her eyes; that doesn't mean she can't see.

This feeling made her very uncomfortable, because closing her eyes was like what Perfect Star used to do, and she didn't want to have any resemblance to Perfect Star.

Heroic Spirit, that's her current identity. She's a spirit, like an avatar, and generally, one can only reach the Throne of Heroes after death, but she's quite certain that she's still alive.

It can't be that Mir was unhappy that she was a fan of sweet things, and then that silly little sister smothered her to death with her pajamas while she was sleeping, right?

Since her consciousness was controlled by her own body and had no impact on her own body, she couldn't be bothered to care why this world had brought her here. She would just treat it as a game, which would definitely be much more interesting than Mil's animated films.

Let's have some fun after a long time, and it's a good way to vent our frustration about finding hot sauce in our desserts.

Since she doesn't have a Master, she can freely do whatever she wants and then act as a referee depending on her mood.

Yes, referee.

Ruler, this is her class, meaning adjudicator, an extra class specially summoned in certain problematic Holy Grail Wars, and is held by a saint who has no desire for the world.

That seems to be the case, but it doesn't seem entirely accurate. Just before she was summoned by the Holy Grail, at the moment her face contorted from eating the hot sauce dessert, she clearly had a strong desire to kick Mir's ass.

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