Mischievous Lolita in the Doll

Misty Lolita in the Dolls - Author: Mista

Summary:

Mil knew that although she fought, extorted, and robbed banks, she was a good girl.

This book is also known as "The Dragon Clan Mom's Daughter-Raising Diary," and the protagonist is the baby raised by the mom.

Hmm, just take it as a real watch.

Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.

"You think I'm a perverted doll?" Mil reached for the large ball of light on his chest. After a flash of white light, a white-haired loli who looked about ten years old appeared in the spot.

"Actually, I'm a little girl!"

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This is the story of a loli hiding inside a male doll who recklessly courts death in another world.

1. The author is a newcomer.

2. The main character is a loli, so she should be considered a yuri (a type of female character).

3. Many chapters in this book focus on daily life.

4. Many people have reported that Volume 4, the contemporary world volume, is off-putting; you can skip it if you don't like it.

The first chapter begins with him being arrested and taken to the police station.

“My name is Mil Chiris, I am 15 years old, I live in the faculty dormitory of American First Night College, I am unmarried, I have to go to class until 6 am every day and I can’t go home. I not only smoke but also drink heavily. I go to bed at 11 am, and I have to sleep for half an hour every day. Before I go to bed, I always drink a bucket of vodka, and then do 20 minutes of stiff exercises. After I get into bed, I toss and turn and can’t fall asleep. I sleep until dark, and I definitely leave the fatigue and stress to the next day. The doctor said I’m still alive.”

"I only asked for your name, and what kind of nonsense did you spout?" The female captain of the security team sitting opposite Mir said speechlessly, "And how many of those things are true? It can't be that exaggerated!"

That's right, the protagonist Mil's first appearance is in the delicate place of the police station, and the reason for that is a long story.

Mil was originally an ordinary orphan living in the modern world (modern cities are called the modern world for short). Although his original name was not Mil, who would care about that?

However, this ordinary orphan awakened an ability that ordinary people should not have when he was 12 years old.

As his abilities awakened, Mir discovered that his body was beginning to peel off frantically, and the joints of his limbs were becoming like those of a doll. He also had a hole five centimeters in diameter in his chest, with a ball of light inside. The most deadly thing was that when he reached into the ball of light to explore, he found a little girl inside, and then he became that little girl. Moreover, his intuition told him that the little girl was his true form.

He lived this long only to find out he wasn't a man, but thankfully he discovered he could turn back into a man, even though his body had become like a doll.

Mil, who had just gained superpowers, was very excited and felt he had to do something to uphold the golden spirit of the protagonist.

The scenes in those movies greatly inspired him.

Then he went and robbed a bank.

That's right, this kid didn't go to do any good deeds; at only 12 years old, he went to rob a bank!

(Mill thinks it's perfectly reasonable for a penniless guy who suddenly gains superpowers to want to rob a bank, right?)

As a result, his behavior was seen by a big shot from a parallel world, namely the dean of the aforementioned Meichuxi Academy, and he was taken to the parallel world for three years of education.

Over the course of those three years, he learned that his superpower was something called psychic energy.

The so-called psychic power is an ability that most creatures in a parallel fantasy world have the opportunity to awaken, and almost everyone's psychic power is different.

Traveling to another world is an opportunity most people would want, but Mir says that life without the internet is truly unbearable.

Then he would take advantage of his holidays to ride the Phase Train into the real world and feel the warmth that Wiff brought him.

However, this vacation was a little different from the past. This time, he brought back a black-haired girl of about 16 years old from the real world.

This girl seemed to have awakened her psychic abilities less than a month ago, but the villagers of her remote mountain village discovered her difference, killed her family, and attacked her as a witch.

Mil, who was in the city, didn't have the chance to be a hero and save the damsel in distress. His role was limited to sensing the girl's murderous magic from across the city, then using his psychic abilities to quickly arrive at the scene, using his authority in the real world to help the girl clean up the mess, and inviting her to join the academy.

The villagers' fate was predictable.

So, let's get back to the main topic. (I wonder how many people noticed I went off-topic, haha.)

Why is the boy from Milton at the police station? Is it because of the girl?

No, let me mention here that the police station where Mil is currently located is not a police station in the real world, but a police station in a magical world, and the troubles in the real world are not the responsibility of the police force here.

The main reason was that when Mir was leading the girl named Xia Ye towards the Meichuxi Academy, which didn't sound like much, an old man suddenly rushed out from in front of him, skillfully fell down in front of him, grabbed his leg, and shouted:

"You hit me! Ouch, young man, why weren't you watching where you were going? You broke my leg! Ouch... You're not leaving here without giving me 100,000 or 200,000 yuan!"

"..." Mil was astonished that there were such shameless people besides himself. He hadn't even tried to cheat anyone out of their money, yet they were already trying to take advantage of him.

Despite the growing attention around him, Mir remained calm. Just when Xia Ye thought he had a good solution, Mir said the old man's acting was too fake and exaggerated, so he kindly broke the old man's leg to help him scream his heart out.

Ah, what a warm-hearted person I am!

"So, this is your reason for hitting an old man?" The female captain in front of her tapped her fingers, looking speechlessly at the righteous-looking young man in front of her.

"No, no, no, how can you call this hitting an old man? I saw that old man was acting so hard and so exaggeratedly, so I specially helped him feel this kind of pain, so that next time he will scream much more realistically, right?"

"Where's your face?" The female captain barely suppressed the urge to stab the boy's face with her pen.

"Officer, is there anything else? There's a girl outside waiting for me to help her get into school." Mil gave him a look that said, "You're such a hassle, I don't want to play with you anymore."

The female captain couldn't help but feel a headache coming on when faced with this guy, Mir. This guy was the adopted son of the dean of the Meichuxi Academy, who was known as "Her Majesty the Queen's best friend." Moreover, the other party's parents had also said they would compensate him. The old man had also tried to extort money from her first. It seemed that she had no reason to keep him around any longer.

However, the boy's "I don't know I'm wrong, and I won't change" attitude really annoyed her.

"Although your parents have said they will compensate you, as punishment you will have to write another 5-word self-criticism before you leave. Otherwise, you will have to stay here tonight."

Faced with the unreasonable female captain, Mir calmly rummaged through his heavy backpack, then pulled out a stack of papers and proudly tossed them to the captain: "I've long been prepared for all kinds of punishments."

Completely baffled by what was so great about this, the female captain could have used the excuse that "only what is written on the spot is valid" to keep the boy, but that would have made her seem too fixated on the details, so she decided to take a smarter approach.

She began searching for typos in the more than 50,000 words of self-criticism.

This time, it was Mil's turn to look at the female captain speechlessly. How did such a stupid woman become the captain of the guard? Mil stood up and moved his stuck joints.

"What are you going to do? You can't leave until I'm done checking." The female captain looked at Mir warily.

"I'm just going to the restroom, do you want to come with me?" Mir asked the female captain with an innocent look.

Chapter Two: Kidnapping

As a gentleman, isn't it only natural to invite a lady to go to the restroom together? —Mill

With a red handprint on his face, Mir made it to the toilet on his own. As a doll, Mir was not going to do something as meaningless as excretion, because as a doll, he didn't need to excrete at all. The food he ate seemed to turn into energy to operate his body.

Similarly, a loli's body doesn't seem to need to excrete, because a beautiful girl doesn't excrete. (laughs)

So what does Mil, who doesn't need to excrete, want to do when he comes to the toilet?

Psychic Power [Time Master: Acceleration]

This is Mir's psychic power, which can speed up or slow down the flow of time in things it touches, and can also be used to accelerate itself. However, it cannot be used on a person indefinitely to make them age, nor can it change their mind or thoughts. That's why Mir broke his legs many times when he was practicing to make his mind keep up with his speed.

After two and a half years of practice, he was finally able to accelerate his body to a certain extent and make some subtle movements without colliding with objects. So, people using the toilet in the restroom only saw a blur passing by before the toilet paper in the stall was gone.

This is why Mil came to the toilet. As a genius, how could Mil retaliate against such a stupid police officer in a childish way? So he decided to just flush all the toilet paper down the toilet.

Of course, the ruthless Lord Mil didn't just go to the men's restroom. Anyway, as long as he was fast enough, no one could see his face clearly. Besides, he was also half a woman, so the toilet paper in the police station's men's and women's restrooms suffered the same fate.

When Mir returned from the restroom, he was refreshed, as if he had just accomplished something remarkable.

The female captain, who was lying on the chair, seemed to have given up on the foolish idea of ​​finding typos in the 50,000 words and started reading the novel while reclining on her side.

Are all security captains this idle? Global warming in the real world must be related to her slacking off, Mir thought to himself as he glanced at the novel's title.

Calabash Brothers vs. Transformers

It looks like a book from the real world. It seems quite interesting. Should I buy a copy when I get back?

“Then, can I…” Just as Mir was about to ask if he could go back, he suddenly felt his thigh begin to tremble violently.

Could this feeling be...?

Mill took out a smooth, dark red crystal from his pocket. The crystal had some images on it, and it looked a lot like a touchscreen phone.

This thing is called a communication crystal. Although it looks like a touchscreen phone, its functions are far less than those of a touchscreen phone. It can only make calls and send messages.

Mil frowned as he looked at the words "Student Council President" written on the beacon, and after thinking for a moment, he still pressed the call button.

"Hey? Are you 'Idiot Man'?" A strange male voice with a slight accent came over.

"Huh? No, I'm hanging up." I checked the beacon carefully, and it was correct. What kind of weird nickname did that woman with the big Benz hair give me?

"Huh? Hey! Kid, don't hang up. Looks like I didn't explain clearly. Do you know an elf woman named Ashia?" The other person's tone became urgent, but the slight accent still made it a bit difficult for Mil to understand. He decided to use a translation spell.

Mir cast a little magic on his ear. This was the most basic translation magic he learned at the academy. It could be placed in his mouth or in his ear. With a slight adjustment, the other person's words sounded like the Mandarin he usually spoke in the real world.

Speaking of which, he was forced by that woman to learn the world's common language in a year. He himself doubted how he managed it. Mil's thoughts drifted away, but he still remembered to answer her:

"Ashia is our school's student council president. How did you get her communication crystal?"

"Good to know, kid. Your guild leader has been kidnapped! You have two days to prepare one million Mira (equivalent to RMB) and place it at the entrance of 204 Bet Street, or don't blame us for being ruthless! Hehehehe..." The worst part is that this ridiculous magic was translated into accented Chinese.

“I need to say a few words to her, otherwise I’ll pretend I didn’t answer today’s call.” Mir’s voice became serious, successfully attracting the attention of the female captain of the security team who was slacking off nearby.

"Tch, little girl, that guy wants to talk to you, don't try anything funny!"

"Hello? Is this the son of a high-ranking official? I've been kidnapped, quick..."

"Are we that close? Why are you calling me if you've been kidnapped?!" The president on the other end of the line was ruthlessly interrupted by Mil's loud shout before she could finish speaking. The sudden shout startled the female captain next to her, who fell off her chair and glared at Mil. But hadn't he just mentioned the word "kidnapping"?

"This, this, this is mainly because I changed my communication crystal, and I only have your beacon recorded so far... No, is that not okay?" The president on the other end of the phone spoke haltingly, as if she was a little embarrassed.

Could it be that they only remembered me first because they don't have many friends? This thought popped into Mir's mind, but would Mir, with his supposedly top-notch emotional intelligence, actually say it out loud?

"Could it be that they only remembered me first because they don't have many friends?" Unfortunately, Mir only thought his emotional intelligence was top-notch.

"How...how is that possible? How could I, as the student council president, not have any friends?!" Ashia shouted angrily.

"You brats, you can't just chat like this! Listen up, kid, if we don't see a million Miras within two days, you can prepare to say goodbye to your guild master forever!"

"Us? How many of you are there?" With Ashia's elven instincts, it shouldn't be that easy to catch them unless they are strong enough. But to be honest, the intelligence of those low-level minions doesn't seem like that of strong people. So, does that mean there are many of them? If there are many of them, I wonder if that big-haired girl can escape.

"Huh? Kid, are you doubting my intelligence? Do you think I'd tell you there are three of us?"

"Idiot, you've already told him!" someone, seemingly an accomplice, shouted as they approached.

"Kid, don't even think about calling the police or trying any tricks, or we'll kill you, understand?" Then he hung up the phone.

"..." Why are you yelling so loudly? The police officer sitting next to me heard it.