It seems that no matter how much time passes, this idiot's skin is still as thick as ever.
"Get the hell out of here!!!" Tu Shan Ya Ya roared.
"Damn it, fine, I won't do it, but can you please not hit me? You're the Fox Demon King, can't you at least have some self-respect? Hey, no, Ya Ya, listen to me, I was just kidding, don't hit me in the face, please!!!!"
A moment later, Dongfang Ming lay on the ground with a bruised and swollen face, gasping for breath in pain.
This time he really wasn't faking it. His body after reincarnation had never been tempered by body-refining techniques, and Tu Shan Ya Ya was now a completely different person. Dongfang Ming was caught off guard and was beaten so badly by Tu Shan Ya Ya that he couldn't even find his way back.
Seeing Dongfang Ming lying on the ground looking completely broken by her, Tushan Yaya happily withdrew her demonic power and sat down beside him.
"You stupid idiot."
"Hmm?" Dongfang Ming replied weakly.
Tu Shan Ya Ya leaned to one side, slowly lying on top of Dongfang Ming, pressing her face against his heart, and softly said, "Welcome back..."
Dongfang Ming was startled. The fragrance emanating from Tu Shan Ya Ya lingered around his nose, and at that moment, he felt as if all the pain in his body had suddenly disappeared.
"Yes, I'm back..."
Chapter 164 "Public Execution"
On Sun and Moon Peak, Dongfang Ming lay quietly on the lawn, holding Tu Shan Ya Ya in his arms, enjoying this rare moment alone together. (Biqushu.net)
Looking at Tu Shan Ya Ya in his arms, who had peacefully closed her eyes at some point, Dongfang Ming felt a surge of happiness. He wished that time could stand still at this moment.
But things don't always go as planned. Suddenly, a huge noise came from within Tushan.
Tu Shan Ya Ya frowned slightly, a little annoyed, but still refused to open her eyes.
"Aren't you going to take a look?" Dongfang Ming asked.
"I don't want to go. I guess it's that mess caused by the reincarnation of that soldier. Rongrong is enough to keep an eye on things."
Just kidding. Tu Shan Ya Ya finally got her silly boy back by her side, so how could she easily abandon Dongfang Ming and leave?
Dongfang Ming chuckled, surprised that after all these years, Tu Shan Ya Ya was still so willful. "Speaking of which, aren't you the Fox Demon King? Is it really okay to just push everything onto Rong Rong like this?"
"Okay, if you don't want to go, then you don't have to. As long as you're happy. Oh, by the way, Ya Ya, I have a question for you."
"Ok?"
"In these five hundred years, has anyone, whether human or demon, pursued Rongrong?"
Why are you asking this?
Tu Shan Ya Ya opened her eyes and gave Dongfang Ming a strange look.
"No, it's just curiosity." Dongfang Ming quickly waved his hand, indicating that he absolutely had no other intentions.
"No, Rongrong has been busy with the affairs of Tushan for the past five hundred years, so she has rarely had time to do her own things. Speaking of which, the only thing Rongrong has done in all these years that is unrelated to Tushan is probably taking on a disciple..."
Tu Shan Ya Ya shook her head. In fact, she knew that Tu Shan Rong Rong had put in no less effort than herself over the past five hundred years.
The Tu Shan clan owes a great deal of credit to its younger sister, Tu Shan Rongrong, the strategist of the Tu Shan clan and the Thousand-Faced Demoness!
Unfortunately, Rongrong's only disciple was targeted by that old witch hundreds of years ago. This matter became a knot in Tushan Rongrong's heart. Tushan Yaya has always been thinking about the day when she would personally resolve this matter, as a way of making up for being a hands-off manager for so long.
"Pfft~"
Upon hearing Tu Shan Ya Ya's answer, Dongfang Ming couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Although he had expected it, Dongfang Ming still couldn't help but laugh out loud. He hadn't expected that after five hundred years, that cunning, flat-chested little loli was still single. Now that they met, things would get interesting.
Thinking about the words he would say when he appeared before Tu Shan Rongrong, holding Tu Shan Ya Ya's hand, Dongfang Ming couldn't help but laugh.
"Hmm hmm hmm ha~"
I've suffered a lot of "care" from this squinty-eyed little loli in Tushan before, and I've always wanted to find an opportunity to get revenge, but I never knew where to start. This time, I'll make you open your eyes wide and mock you.
"Hey, you idiot, what do you think you're doing?"
Seeing Dongfang Ming trying so hard to suppress his laughter, Tu Shan Ya Ya suddenly had a bad feeling. It seemed that she had unintentionally sold her sister out.
"Haha... I... Ha... No, it's nothing... Ahahaha."
"You idiot, don't even think about bullying Rongrong, or else..."
Tu Shan Ya Ya sat up and used her demonic power to lightly slash the ground next to Dongfang Ming.
tearing~
A crack appeared, brushing against Dongfang Ming's hair.
Dongfang Ming was so frightened that cold sweat poured down his forehead, and he glanced nervously at the crack beside his ear.
No, Ya Ya, aren't you a sister-complex person? Why are you so protective of your younger sister? Besides, she's always the one bullying me, okay?
The time you hung me up and beat me, and the time Dongfang Yuechu confessed his feelings—wasn't it this guy who tricked me every time!
However, now that he's under someone else's roof and forced by Tu Shan Ya Ya's power, Dongfang Ming decided to hold back for now. He figured he could just wait until she was gone before striking hard.
"How could that be? I've always been very protective of the innocent and kind-hearted Rongrong. I was just thinking that Rongrong was too tired and wanted to find her a suitable male god to make her happy."
Tu Shan Ya Ya looked at Dongfang Ming's eyes suspiciously. Based on her understanding of her own silly son, she knew that he was definitely lying through his teeth just now. Tu Shan Ya Ya wouldn't believe a single punctuation mark of what he said!
Dongfang Ming met Tu Shan Ya Ya's gaze without flinching. He was joking, though he couldn't beat Ya Ya right now, but when it came to shamelessness, Dongfang Ming had never been afraid of anyone.
After a short while, Tu Shan Ya Ya was defeated. Her face flushed as she looked away from Dongfang Ming's smile, and she lightly punched the smug Dongfang Ming in the stomach.
"I rely on!!!"
Dongfang Ming's eyes bulged slightly as he stared at Tu Shan Ya Ya with a bewildered expression.
At this moment, Dongfang Ming suddenly wanted to start the body-refining method immediately, otherwise, if things continued like this, sooner or later, Ya Ya would personally send him to be reincarnated!
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At this moment, in a cinema in Tushan, Bai Yuechu lay unconscious in his seat, unaware that he was being "publicly executed."
"Huh? Where am I?"
After an unknown amount of time, Bai Yuechu slowly woke up.
He only vaguely remembered hearing someone say something strange, like "male-male relationships are also possible," before he lost consciousness.
"Hmm, I've been tapping for a long time, but my memory still only goes this far. It seems this is the limit!"
With Bai Yuechu's cry of pain, Tu Shan Rongrong pulled the Nine-Tailed Memory Radar off Bai Yuechu's head.
In her memory, she unexpectedly saw some interesting things.
"So that's how it is. No wonder Black Fox targeted my sister when that guy went to the Wang Quan family to rescue people. So that's what he was planning."
In Bai Yuechu's memory, Tu Shan Rongrong saw the appearance of the Black Fox, which also solved Tu Shan Rongrong's doubts about why Tu Shan Yaya was suddenly attacked by the Black Fox back then.
"Hey, are you guys treating my memories like a movie?!" Bai Yuechu roared.
This experience is comparable to public execution; it's incredibly shameful, okay?
“Heh, that memory is your past life before that,” Tu Shan Rongrong replied.
Bai Yuechu was startled, and the image of the Taoist priest with two long cockroach hairs reappeared in his mind.
"Wait, why does the white-clad man in my memory look exactly like Dongfang Ming?! Who is he?!"
Suddenly, Bai Yuechu seemed to have thought of something and asked Tu Shan Rongrong.
"Well, that person, how should I put it, you could say he was a good friend of yours from a past life..."
Tu Shan Rongrong twirled the Nine-Tailed Memory Radar in her hand and replied casually, while a bold idea suddenly popped into her mind.
I wonder if hitting Bai Yuechu and that guy with the Dream Hammer at the same time will work. When my sister comes back later, maybe we can let him try it?
Chapter 165 "Hidden Dangers"
The next day, Dongfang Ming looked at the familiar hospital in the canyon and felt a little helpless.
He knew what Tu Shan wanted to do; they simply wanted to recreate the scene so that Tu Shan Hong Hong could reappear.
However, Tu Shan Rongrong overlooked something very important: Bai Yuechu's Eastern Spirit Blood, which was the key to awakening Tu Shan Honghong.
However, there was one thing that Dongfang Ming couldn't understand: where did Bai Yuechu's Dongfang spiritual blood come from?
Logically speaking, reincarnation should not carry the magical power of the previous life, let alone bloodline.
Of course, things are a bit different on our end.
unless……
However, seeing them working in vain, Dongfang Ming had no intention of stopping them. Firstly, he couldn't explain it, and secondly, wouldn't it be a delightful thing to see the ever-calculating Tu Shan Rongrong make a mistake?
Besides, didn't they accidentally awaken Tushan Honghong? In the end, it's not unacceptable.
"Hey, Rongrong, is this really going to work?"
Dongfang Ming glanced at Tu Shan Rongrong, who had a dark expression on her face. As for why she had such a dark expression, that's a long story.
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An hour ago, Tu Shan Ya Ya brought Dongfang Ming here.
The first thing Dongfang Ming did upon seeing Tu Shan Rongrong was to greet her warmly.
"Hey, Rongrong, it's been five hundred years! You're still the same as ever!"
Tu Shan Rongrong didn't think much of it at first, assuming that Dongfang Ming was just greeting her. But when she noticed Dongfang Ming's gaze, the smile on her face vanished instantly.
This guy is definitely mocking me for still having a flat chest after 500 years!
After secretly noting Dongfang Ming's name in her mental notebook, Tu Shan Rongrong pretended not to understand and replied with a smile:
"Likewise, after five hundred years, your feelings for your sister are still so special."
Dongfang Ming choked, his hand involuntarily touching the lingering bruises on his face. This was the result of being beaten by Ya Ya earlier. This flat-chested little girl must have guessed something.
"Haha, of course. You definitely can't understand my feelings for your sister. Hey, the flowers on the bitter love tree seem to be blooming so frequently this year. I wonder how many couples have successfully gotten together. Rongrong, don't you think so?"
Tu Shan Rongrong's abacus clattered as she gripped it. She knew perfectly well what this bastard was talking about—wasn't he just mocking her for being unwanted? Damn it…
No, no, I need to stay calm. I can't let this bastard make a fool of himself.
"Yes, how wonderful!!"
Tu Shan Rongrong's eyes were no longer squinting; they seemed to shoot out countless sharp swords, as if she wanted to pierce Dongfang Ming's heart with a thousand swords.
Dongfang Ming was not to be outdone, so he quietly looked back, and when their eyes met, sparks seemed to fly in the air.
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