The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

"Ximo, what are you saying? I'm happy about the democratic new life that's about to begin in our Class F! How can you slander your teacher like this? I'm despairing! I'm despairing of a student who doubts his teacher like this!"

Seeing the old scoundrel looking like he was about to commit suicide, Mr. Ximo remained unmoved: "Teacher, although you say you feel wronged, your expression just now was undeniable. Can you explain why you're smiling so lewdly in this photo?"

As he said this, Simo took out his phone and showed it to the whole class. The screen showed the photo of Nozomi Ishiki sitting in Chidori's seat with a lewd smile.

Xi Sewang was stunned. He had seen it clearly just now. When did Ximo take out his phone to take a picture? He was obviously using the video recording function on his contact lenses to wirelessly transmit the screenshot to his phone!

Xi Sewang was truly enraged. He immediately activated his communicator and contacted Ximo via brainwave: "You little bastard, how could you use the black technology developed by mercury alloy against your own people? Did you have to go to such lengths? Don't you have any professional ethics? Don't you have any sense of organizational integrity?"

Upon hearing this, Seamus laughed. When this old scoundrel shot himself in the head with the λ-driver, why didn't he think about professional ethics? Why didn't he talk about principles with his siscon? Why didn't he consider the bonds of the organization?

As the saying goes, "He who starts something will have no descendants." You old lecher, if you can do the first thing, don't blame me for playing the fifteenth! Only those who are prepared to be shot have the right to fire!

Huh? Why does this sentence sound so familiar?

Therefore, Mr. Ximo completely ignored Xise Wang's angry complaints. He simply lent his phone to everyone to read, as the saying goes, "The one who is wet is the one who imparts knowledge, teaches skills, and resolves doubts." Come on, everyone, let's protect the smile of that old scoundrel Xise.

As a result, before they even finished one round, many people started looking at Nozomi with strange eyes.

In a panic, he quickly contacted Kosaka, the siscon: "You siscon! If you keep standing by and watching me die, don't blame me for being impolite!"

At least the siscon was more sensible than Ximo, and didn't play the idle game with Xise Wang, but that was all. His reply made Xise Wang even more disgusted with Ximo: "Brother Xise, don't worry, it's not that I don't want to help you. It's just that I haven't had the right opportunity. It's all the timing's fault! Don't blame me!"

On the internal communication channel, Nozomi Shiki cursed, "You damn siscon! I asked you for help and you're giving me that bureaucratic nonsense? You think I won't make you regret this right now!"

When Kousaka Kyosuke heard this, he got angry. Only that guy Nishi had ever dared to call him a "dead siscon" to his face. When did you, you perverted old thief, dare to be so presumptuous in front of me!

"Whom the gods would destroy, they first drive mad." Kousaka felt that Nozomi Itsuki wasn't just mad, she was practically insane. Nozomi Itsuki had already reached this point, and she still dared to threaten him? Hah, she really wanted to die even faster!

However, Nozomi Itsuki's words of "regret" still made Kyosuke Kousaka want to hear what kind of tricks this old rascal was up to this time.

"Iso-kun~ Don't get agitated! Calm down. You're already in deep trouble. How can you solve the problem if you don't calm down?" Kousaka Kyosuke continued to speak evasively, while also subtly implying to Iso-kun that he had better understand his current situation.

Xi Sewang knew his own situation best: "Hehe, calm down. If I admit defeat to Ximo right now and tell him that I firmly support his anti-juvenile line, do you think my current troubles will be resolved?"

"You old scoundrel, how dare you!" Now it was Kosaka's turn to be furious: "You old scoundrel, you actually want to betray us!"

"Hmph, you forced me to!" Xi Sewang pretended to be very strong, but in fact she was very unsure of herself.

Yes, that's right. If Kyosuke Kousaka were really going to abandon him, Nozomi Itsuki was already prepared to surrender to Seimor the next second. But if he could, he still wanted to continue clinging to Kyosuke Kousaka's not-so-big leg, preferably clinging to it tightly.

Why?

Everyone needs to know that what those Muslim guys love to do most is kill prisoners of war, doesn't it?

Heaven knows whether Mr. Seamus will actually abide by the Geneva Conventions and accept prisoners of war!

What if I surrender and Mr. Seamus says, "To die a quick death is to live up to my youthful ideals," and kills me like a chicken to scare the monkeys of Kosaka?

Nozomi Isoro didn't dare gamble on Mr. Seimo's ruthlessness, so he only dared to gamble that Kousaka's sister complex wouldn't allow him to defect to the enemy.

It's important to understand that once the "isolationist" encirclement is broken the first time, it will happen again. It's like a hymen; the first time is always the most precious, but once it's broken, who cares how many times it's penetrated again?

If Simo really takes him in, what about other people? Like Shinji, Shirou, or Butarou...?

However, Nozomi Shiki wasn't the first to try his luck with Mr. Simo. A certain crow-headed dog said that he was much earlier than the old scoundrel Shiki, and compared to the old scoundrel Shiki who only dared to talk, he had already put it into practice and was living quite comfortably, no longer having to worry about being blocked in the toilet and having his shit blown up.

Unfortunately, Nozomi Isoki was unaware of this, so he made the wrong choice.

As for Kousaka's sister complex, he knew that a certain paparazzi had been acting strangely ever since he arranged for him to monitor someone. Otherwise, how could Mr. Simo happen to have bed photos of his subordinates? So, knowing that Mr. Simo wouldn't go all out, Kousaka's sister complex made the wrong choice because he didn't know that the old scoundrel Ishii was just talking big and was just putting on a brave face.

"Ishiiro-nii~ We're all on the same side, why bother?" Kosaka, the sister-complex, began to earnestly persuade Ishiiro to change his mind.

Nozomi Isoki immediately understood that Kosaka had given in, but in order to escape smoothly, he still pretended to be very aloof: "Hehe."

At this point, the sister-obsessed man had no time to argue with him.

"Hey bro, I'll just ask you one question: do you dare to be shameless?"

Kousaka asked the question seriously and confidently. Nozomi's first reaction to this was: "Great! That siscon really knows how to handle this! I'm saved!"

My second reaction was: [Damn! This siscon really was pregnant all along, it's like Billy's ecstasy! Slippery! It just won't come out unless you squeeze it out!]

However, because it concerned her own path to survival, Nozomi Itoki had to suppress her dissatisfaction with the siscon who had been watching the drama unfold, and bluntly replied, "Do you think I still have any face left? (Stop beating around the bush, just tell me your crazy idea!)"

"Alright, you can wait a bit..."

70. On the Self-Cultivation of Steamed Actors

For the average students in Class F, the first day of school was truly a rollercoaster ride. In the morning, they experienced the typical Breton difficulty of getting to school (this lousy school is huge!); at noon, they encountered Breton-style arrogance and prejudice (a snobbish cook who looks down on everyone; you might be willing to cook, but I might not even want to eat it!); and then in the afternoon…

Damn it! I thought that since the teachers and students were Japanese, we should at least get to experience some Breton democratic politics with a Japanese twist, right?

Guess what?

The first thing the two newly elected speakers (class leaders) did upon taking office was... they actually did! They actually did! They had a huge fight with the caretaker cabinet leader (class teacher)!

Do you know what this looks like?

Do you know how to use vivid language to make an analogy for this?

It's like this: One day, everyone finally scraped together some money and went to a Brittany café to order something and experience the exotic atmosphere. However, the chef turned out to be Japanese. You ordered cake, cookies, and black tea, but what you got was okonomiyaki, oden, and barley tea.

That's fine, after all, we're all Japanese. Even though Japan no longer exists, it's good to remember it. But after taking a bite, I realized that this is actually a modified version from Taiwan!

This is really...

It looks so damn delicious!

Yes, that's exactly how it should be! If the blue and green camps aren't opposed, can it still be called blue and green? If there are no fights in parliament, no one monopolizing the podium, can it still be called parliament? Can it still be called democracy?

Democracy without fighting or bickering? I have serious doubts!

eh?

What did you say? How will the problem of food and clothing for laborers be solved? And what about the issue of education development?

Get out of the way!

If we don't first establish the standards for political correctness, how can education be done well? How can we solve the problem of basic needs like food and clothing?

You can't get anything done until you take down the green (blue) side!

So it's not that I don't want to do anything, it's not that I don't want to solve problems, it's just that the green (blue) side on the other side refuses to obediently admit defeat!

So now nobody cares about lunch for Class F in the first year.

The students watched with great interest as the progressive student youth group, represented by Simo and Chidori, fought against the Blue Cosmos Alliance, spearheaded by Nozomi Itsuki and with Kosaka's sister complex as the mastermind.

On one side, Mr. Simo held high the two banners of "Greening the Earth" and "Only Green is Halal," while on the other side, Nozomi Ishiki shouted the slogan "For a Blue and Clean World!"

This whole argument is really getting interesting! This is exactly the kind of scene that the general public loves to see!

But as they were tearing and tearing, they suddenly realized: Hey? The blue one, why isn't it working?

Fight back! Retaliate!

Everyone's waiting to see your comeback!

Hey! Hey! Mr. Despair, don't play dead! And don't even think about suicide! The eyes of the people are sharp! You won't die! And don't play the ostrich with me!

Damn! Nozomi, why are you crying? How could you cry!

At this moment, Mr. Seamus was thinking, "Holy crap!" because he saw that old scoundrel Nozomi Itsuki was actually crying... He was actually crying...

Mr. Simon wanted to ask Xi Sewang, "Is it really necessary?"

"Waaaaah... Do you all have to be like this? I'm just a little stingy, is it really necessary?" Xi Se Wang cried his heart out, feeling incredibly wronged, but his words left everyone confused.

At this moment, Kosaka, a sister-complex enthusiast, gloriously took on the role of a competent straight man: "Teacher Iroha, what...is there a necessary connection between your 'stinginess' and that lewd smile you had on the Chidori seat?"

"That's a great question from that siscon! The timing and the content of the question perfectly capture the thoughts of everyone watching. If Mr. Seamus can't see that these two old guys are putting on a show, then he must be blind!"

Then, Xi Shi Wang pretended to blush and said, "You see, didn't I pay for everyone's takeout at noon? I was thinking that when everyone is discussing future lunch arrangements, I might bring it up: could we use the class funds to reimburse me for what I paid for lunch..."

After saying this, Xi Sewang's tears flowed uncontrollably again: "Isn't it just that I'm a little stingy? But can you blame me? Ashford only pays me a third of what a Breton teacher earns, and that's for someone who doesn't teach homeroom classes and has very few classes. The other homeroom teachers in the same grade earn five times as much as me! Five times!"

This lunch alone cost me half a month's salary!

I'm poor! I have younger siblings to support and parents to take care of. Life is very difficult.

To be honest, seeing everyone so happy after a good meal makes me very happy too. But if I lost half a month's salary, my family would be left with nothing but chaff and thin gruel!

So, although I know that doing this is a bit excessive, when I think about getting the money back soon and being able to use it to feed my sister, I can't care about anything else!

Because I've given up hope! I've given up hope on teaching, this dead-end job! Waaaaah!

Nozomi Itoshiki's performance was so realistic and vivid that even Kaname Chidori began to doubt whether she had really wronged him.

At this moment, Kousaka, with a tearful voice, asked, "So, Iso-sensei, you laughed because you were thinking of your sister's smiling face after she finished eating, right? But because you happened to be sitting in Chidori Kaname's seat, it caused a misunderstanding, right? Waaaaah, that's so touching!"

This seemingly questioning but actually exonerating conversation made the unsuspecting students around them instantly realize that they, like Ximo, had misunderstood Teacher Xise!

Everyone, including Ms. Chidori, silently added in their hearts, "I'm sorry, Ms. Iroha, you're actually a good person!"

Another comment reads: "The KMT is indeed very poor; they're so poor they can't even afford salaries!"

Everyone, or more precisely, the ordinary students who weren't involved with mercury alloys, including Ms. Chidori, seemed to have regained their faith in the character of the color-related teacher.

Little did they know, in the hearts of Mr. Seamus and the others in the amalgam group, this was what they were thinking: [Damn it! You old scoundrel, you actually pretended to be poor! How dare you say such nonsense! Do you think I don't know that you conspired with Kosaka (a siscon) last year to embezzle 25 billion yen of employee education funds? Leonard (a perverted siscon) already exposed your background!]

71. Let Mr. Xise teach you the true way to practice democracy.

Ordinary students in Class 1-F may not know, but those in the amalgam group still remember: at the end of last year, there was a dirty, vulgar, unscrupulous, and underhanded "My Cutest Sister" selection event.

Two major sister-complex groups, one led by a die-hard sister-complex and the other by a perverted sister-complex, expose each other's shortcomings and reveal each other's dirty secrets for the sake of their respective leaders' sisters, resulting in a series of scandals and countless gossip overnight.

During this process, a newcomer named "Simo" attracted a lot of attention. He first defected from Kyosuke Kosaka's camp and became a witness for Leonard's side, accusing Kyosuke Kosaka of forcing women into prostitution: forcing the originally kind-hearted rookie Mr. Simo to collude with him, fabricate business activities, and defraud the organization of its official funds.

Just as everyone was strongly condemning the siscon's self-serving behavior and calling for his impeachment, Mr. Simo suddenly added fuel to the fire: he claimed that his previous accusations against Kosaka were all coerced and instructed by Leonard, and the evidence was a videotape in which the siscon forced him to frame Kosaka. He explained that his delay in clarifying the facts was a calculated move to allow everyone to fully expose the true nature of the siscon.

As a result, the political climate within the amalgam group instantly shifted from "opposing Gao and opposing internal left-wing radicalism" to "denouncing Lei and resisting right-wing opportunism within the group"!

The back-and-forth between the two sides was quite lively, and Mr. Seamus's two backstabbings, one after the other, were of paramount importance.

Rumor has it that Kosaka, a die-hard sister-complex, once smashed a glass and roared in his own backyard, "Symmo, you tricked me!", and two days later, the same roar was heard in Leonard's submarine.

At this point, everyone finally realized that, in addition to the blue camp of Kosaka's sister complex and the white camp of Leonard's pervert, a green camp had unknowingly emerged in the amalgam.

Although he was a bit isolated and outnumbered (there was only one person in total), and although he looked like a typical treacherous minister (this backstabbing was quite something), he was still a breath of fresh air in the otherwise democratic society.

However, just when everyone was optimistic that this pure and righteous movement would continue to grow stronger and break the existing "blue" and "white" divide, Mr. Ximo, who had been the focus of everyone's attention, suddenly withdrew from the scene. Moreover, according to rumors, this guy went to meet a gay man.

This act of standing people up undoubtedly infuriated many people at the time, who cursed, "I've already taken my pants off, and you cut off my internet!"