The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

Everyone should know that people are different. This is absolutely not to say that I am discriminating against anyone here, but rather to illustrate a point: there are huge differences in the eating habits of Asians and Americans.

An EU botanist once conducted a survey that found Asians consume over 600 kinds of vegetables, six times more than Westerners. In fact, in Asian cuisine, vegetarian dishes are common, while meat dishes only appear in the regular diet during holidays or when living standards are higher. Therefore, there has been a saying since ancient times that "vegetable food" dominates the regular diet.

Other dietary habits are also related to religion. For example, the Chinese preference for plant-based dishes is closely linked to the advocacy of Buddhism. They view animals as "living beings" while considering plants as "without spirit," thus advocating vegetarianism.

While our chef Frankyu has extensive experience in Brittany cuisine, he doesn't know much about Asians or the dietary habits of the students in Class F. If he were to cook for the students in Class F with only a superficial understanding, it would be an insult to his professional ethics and irresponsible towards these lovely students.

What if the food doesn't suit everyone's taste? What if we use some forbidden ingredients and cause religious conflict? What if this leads to conflict?

Teacher Xise, I have a question for you: what should we do if something goes wrong?

Do you still want the title of "Outstanding Educational Institution in District 11"? Do you still want the financial subsidies from the Ministry of Education? (Do you still want the bribes and kickbacks?) Do you still want your bonus this year?

Therefore, please be patient and wait until Chef Frankyu has mastered the essence of Japanese cuisine and can cook dishes that satisfy everyone. Please understand this; please appreciate the school's and Chef Frankyu's good intentions and dedication.

The person speaking to Mr. Simo was not some seemingly kind but actually bloated and corrupt logistics manager, but Mr. Simo's "old friend" and "old comrade-in-arms," ​​Kosaka, a sister-obsessed man. He was vividly demonstrating to Mr. Simo the scene that had occurred earlier at the Brittany restaurant.

"That fatso's words sounded so noble, but what he really meant was that if that chef, Fuck, doesn't serve lunch to everyone if he can't make a satisfactory meal, then he won't serve lunch to anyone. So all fat people are no good! They all deserve to be castrated!" Kousaka, a siscon, cursed indignantly.

Not far away, Li Weizhong, lying on the ground, involuntarily shrank back upon hearing his voice. Although he had been castrated countless times for various reasons, he truly didn't want to be castrated himself...

Several minutes earlier, Ximo and the other two had already gone downstairs. In fact, if they hadn't really wanted to avoid climbing the stairs again, Nozomi and the others might have gone back to the classroom with Shoko.

If that were the case, Mr. Simon might die a terrible death, and the cause of death would be that Miss Chidori was too thin-skinned. See, what a clear and dialectical relationship!

Fortunately, they were too tired and hungry to continue expending their remaining energy. So, apart from Ms. Shoko, whom Mr. Simo secretly looked down on, no one else saw Chidori crying in Simo's arms.

As for Kirishima Shoko, because she stayed in the old school building to wait for Chidori, she actually saved energy compared to the students who rushed to the cafeteria only to return empty-handed.

So she volunteered to go upstairs to inform Simo and Chidori, who were still in the classroom, and also wanted to see what the two of them were secretly doing in the classroom. As expected, she discovered a big news.

When Simo, Chidori, and Kirishima went downstairs, they were met with a hellish scene of starving corpses everywhere: apart from the Amalgam crew who were able to stand up because of their long-term military training, the others were slumped over, sitting on the ground, groaning incessantly.

Because the girls cared about their image, they sat in small groups close together on the stairs in the corridor. The rough boys, on the other hand, were less concerned about their appearance. Some of them simply lay down on the lawn outside without any regard for their image, as if they thought they could survive like plants by photosynthesis.

Standing a little further away, Nozomi Ishiro was anxiously making a phone call, trying to see if she could order takeout for 40 people, with the extra portion to prevent any boys from going hungry.

However, judging from his frequent shouts of "Despair! Despair!", it seemed that things weren't going very smoothly.

At that moment, Shimo separated from Chidori and Kirishima. Chidori and Kirishima went to the girls, seemingly comforting several who were starving and on the verge of tears. Meanwhile, Mr. Shimo took the opportunity to inquire with local paparazzi about the whole story.

And that professional paparazzi is, of course, a die-hard sister-obsessed guy who's good at tracking (his own sister), hiding (so his sister doesn't find out), and taking candid photos (no need to say more)!

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61. Mr. Seamus was still very naive back then (Part 1)

Everyone knows that Kosaka is a siscon, a rather silly kind of siscon. Although, according to Mr. Seymour's evaluation standards, most of the people in Amalgam are rather silly.

However, Kosaka's obsession with his sister reached new heights, surpassing all expectations. A 15-year-old combat order commander, because his 12-year-old sister wouldn't talk to him, went to the intelligence department to learn various reconnaissance and counter-reconnaissance techniques, and somehow managed to master them all without any formal instruction.

And this happened two years ago!

Look at this, everyone, how stupid do you have to be to do something like this?

Don't you know the term "abuse of public resources for private gain"? Don't you know the term "using power for personal gain"?

Back when he was a complete newbie, Mr. Ximo once advised the siscon like this: "If you don't use your power, it will become obsolete!"

But do you know how the sister-obsessed guy responded back then?

He said with a helpless and melancholy expression, "If people find out, it will have a bad influence."

Mr. Seamus laughed at that moment.

Brother, we're in the business of terrorism, don't you understand? Do you think you have a good image in the international community?

Mr. Simo, though disapproving of Kyosuke Kosaka's attempt to be both a virtuous and a hypocrite, still offered a solution to the siscon.

Mr. Seamus still remembers asking his sister-obsessed friend, "Is the safety of leaders important?"

Kosaka, a die-hard siscon, was taken aback upon hearing this. Of course, the leader's safety was of utmost importance.

How can we organize our work with peace of mind if the safety of our leaders is not guaranteed? How can we prepare plans to counter Brittany with peace of mind? How can this lousy organization continue to function if we don't provide our leaders with a safe and worry-free working environment?

Seeing that the sister-obsessed guy had already figured things out, Mr. Ximo added fuel to the fire, continuing to offer advice: "By the same token, how important is the safety of the close relatives of leaders?"

Kosaka, the sister-complex guy, suddenly had a bright idea: "That's right, how come I didn't think of that?"

Leaders are human too; they have emotions and desires. How can a leader work with peace of mind if their relatives aren't properly taken care of?

Therefore, if Kirino isn't properly monitored, the siscon won't be able to work in peace. If the siscon can't work in peace, then his terrorist attack plans will falter and go wrong. Plans going wrong will lead to defeat. Defeat will result in captures, and captured people will betray the organization's intelligence. Betrayed intelligence will lead to the entire headquarters being wiped out.

“If the headquarters is taken over, even Leonard himself will be in trouble, so what good will happen to the others? Will they feed Stalin? Or mess with Billy? Are the Britannian soldiers easy to deal with? Once you explain this, I don’t know who will have any objections!” Mr. Seamus’s devilishly seductive words made Kyosuke Kosaka nod repeatedly.

If nothing unexpected happens, he estimates he'll need to meet with the head of the intelligence department for drinks tomorrow to finalize this important matter concerning the leader's work performance.

Meanwhile, Kosaka, a die-hard siscon, was overjoyed to see Mr. Simo offering him advice. He had initially thought he had just recruited a silly, adorable cannon fodder boy from Afghanistan, but he hadn't expected Mr. Simo to be not only highly skilled in combat but also quite intelligent. If this were based on Koei Tecmo's character stats, Mr. Simo would be comparable to his Zhang Liaowenyuan.

[And wouldn't I be the Prime Minister Cao who pioneered the constitutional monarchy of the Chinese Federation?] Kosaka, a die-hard sister-complex, thought smugly, and even found Mr. Ximo more and more pleasing to the eye.

However, how could someone like Mr. Ximo, who was born with a rebellious streak, be willing to be someone else's lackey? Let alone Prime Minister Cao, oh wait, I mean Gao; even if the Emperor himself came, Mr. Ximo would still not give her any face.

So why did he give advice to the sister-obsessed guy in the first place?

Well, as everyone knows, Afghanistan is a place where, apart from sand, there's nothing else to offer. Materially speaking, it's a given due to natural conditions, something no one can change. And what about entertainment?

It's okay if life is a little tough, but surely there should be something to keep ordinary people entertained?

Hahaha, if you're willing to waste some water, you could build a sandcastle. By the way, the water here is more expensive than gold.

So Mr. Seamus had a tough childhood... The only nightlife for the whole village at that time was to go to the mosque at the village entrance every day to read the Quran for three hours, euphemistically called: "Strengthening spiritual civilization, we must do both things well."

Imagine what would happen if Mr. Simo, who has lived in such an environment for more than ten years, one day arrived in a place called Shibuya or Akihabara in Tokyo, the 11th district, carrying a small amount of money (enough for him to be a big shot in his hometown), wearing a vest (with a suicide bomb design), and licking a popsicle.

"Damn it! Damn it! Wait until I have money! Wait until I have money! Wait until I have money!"

I'd just open a halal game company! The kind with 72 female protagonists! The kind with big eyes, small noses, and whoever's really pretty!

The character starts with one husband and four wives, leaving the remaining 68 wives out of reach for those bastards! Unless you defeat the story boss, and it has to be a mutual destruction, don't even think about having sex with them all!

"I refuse to believe it! I can't squeeze every last penny out of those bastards!"

With a pile of game discs in his left hand, a pile of figurines in his right, a newly bought gaming laptop on his back, and only enough money for three meals of instant noodles left in his pocket, Mr. Simon couldn't even afford the subway. He muttered to himself all the way home.

By the way, all those CDs, figurines, computers, and stuff were destroyed in the sudden earthquake the next day. As for why there was an earthquake? Hehehe~

So, poor Mr. Seamus was left with neither physical sustenance nor spiritual nourishment. If he didn't find a way to generate new income, he would have no choice but to head into the wilderness after tomorrow, where he might even have to compete with the Japanese Liberation Front for food.

However, Mr. Simo was an organized person after all, and when he encountered financial difficulties, it was only natural that he thought of his new ATM—Kousaka, the siscon.

However, Mr. Seamus was really too young at that time. He could have made a living off his looks, but he insisted on relying on his talent. So, Mr. Seamus started showing off his talent in front of his sister-obsessed brother.

Surprisingly, Mr. Seamus's first attempt at selling his wares was quite successful.

Mr. Seamus thought to himself, "Such an idea should be enough to get my sister-obsessed brother to feed me for a few months, right?"

So, Mr. Seamus was incredibly inexperienced back then! He was satisfied with just a few hundred meals. If Mr. Seamus were here now, he could easily ask for tens of millions!

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62. Mr. Seamus was still very naive back then (Part 2)

If Kosaka, the sister-complex guy, had actually agreed back then, it would probably have been the worst deal Mr. Seimei ever made in his life.

Fortunately, Mr. Seamus's plan to freeload a meal ultimately failed, and even became one of the triggers for his later irreconcilable conflict with his sister-obsessed brother.

The reason was that Mr. Seamus, who was very naive and innocent at the time, actually made a request to his sister-obsessed brother right after coming up with the idea: "Kyosuke-nii, look, I gave you this idea and did you a huge favor; can you do me a favor too?"

Kousaka, who had been grinning at Mr. Seimu, immediately widened his eyes upon hearing this: Holy crap! This guy actually made a request of me? Doesn't he have any sense of being a sycophant at all?

The brother who was obsessed with his sister immediately turned pale, but Mr. Seamus continued talking to himself: "You know I've just arrived in Japan and I need to buy a lot of things. I'm really short on money lately, and I'm almost broke (actually, I'm already broke)..."

"What? You just want to borrow money? It's nothing, no problem." The gloomy expression on the sister-obsessed man's face immediately brightened.

If Mr. Seamus were to make any other request, his sister-obsessed nature would probably get angry, but if it's about money, would he care about money after embezzling one-sixth of the annual budget for amalgam?

In a sense, the doting brother who was obsessed with his sister back then was actually quite good to Mr. Seamus. As long as Mr. Seamus didn't ask for an exorbitant amount, the doting brother was willing to spend some money to win over Mr. Seamus's heart.

However, Mr. Seamus's heart is not something that can be bought off by a die-hard sister-complex.

The then naive and principled Mr. Seamus immediately denied that he wanted money, and instead said, "Until my financial situation improves next time, could I come to your house for a few meals?"

The brother-complex guy had initially agreed that this was something that would allow him to build a closer relationship with his subordinate without spending his own money (his parents cooked the meals at home), so there was no reason for him to disagree! You know, he was originally planning to write Mr. Simon a check for over ten thousand dollars, but now he's even saved himself the trouble of writing the check.

Young Mr. Seamus was so moved he almost cried. He thought he had found a good leader, and most importantly, he no longer had to go up the mountain to hunt bears every day. The first time he ate roasted bear paw, it tasted good, but it got greasy after a while!

Mr. Seamus was desperate for a proper meal. There were wild vegetables on the mountain, but he didn't have a pot...

Meat, fish, and delicacies can be roasted over a fire, but what about vegetables? They're all about the moisture and freshness. Roasting them makes them edible, but eating too many will cause internal heat!

So how could Mr. Simo not be happy when he heard that his sister-obsessed brother had agreed? How could he not be overjoyed and cry tears of joy?

Mr. Simo immediately reciprocated, saying: Comrade Kousaka Kyosuke is a good comrade and a good leader. He will definitely closely follow the leadership of the Amalgam organization with Kousaka Kyosuke at its core and contribute to the organization's terrorist cause.

"By the way, since this is my first visit, do you need me to prepare any gifts for your parents? And what does your sister like? Oh, and as the saying goes, 'Don't let good things go to outsiders,' so how about I help out with the surveillance of your sister? The expenses are no problem."

When Mr. Simo said this, his real intention was that it would be embarrassing to keep freeloading meals. Even if Kyosuke Kosaka didn't mind, his family might have some opinions. So, in order to be able to freeload meals openly and legitimately in the future, Mr. Simo naturally wanted to please Kyosuke Kosaka's parents.

And although the problem of food is temporarily solved, saving some money on meals, we still need to increase revenue and reduce expenditure. If we only reduce expenditure without increasing revenue, will we still buy the new anime this month? Will we still buy the new games and the new computer?

However, after hearing this, Kosaka's expression immediately turned from sunny to stormy, her face turning as cold as ice.

Heaven have mercy! Mr. Seamus swears that his purpose is purely personal!

However, to Kosaka's brotherly lover, Mr. Simu's words didn't quite ring a bell: "Why let the good stuff go to outsiders? What does my sister like? You're spying on my sister, and you want to get involved too? What gifts should the prospective son-in-law prepare for his parents on his first visit? WTF! So that's what you were planning!"

Kosaka, a die-hard siscon, momentarily doubted whether he was overthinking things. He had been quite optimistic about Ximo just moments before. What if he had misunderstood?

So the brother-obsessed guy decided to give Xi another chance, and tentatively asked, "How are you going to monitor him? Is it 24 hours a day, even when he's showering? And taking pictures?"

Now it was Mr. Seamus's turn to be stunned. Even the sweatshops at Foxconn didn't exploit people like this, 24/7. And you want to take pictures? Damn it, I only thought Leonard was a pervert before, turns out you, Kousaka Kyosuke, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, are one too.

Mr. Simo subconsciously interpreted Kousaka Kyosuke's words as: he wanted him to take pictures of his sister and then give the pictures to him? Kousaka, are you really going to cuckold yourself like that? Is that alright? I don't really mind.

Mr. Seamus initially wanted to refuse, as it was not halal. However, he recalled a similar scene in a game he had played before the earthquake. Mr. Seamus wondered if this was a characteristic of Japanese culture? NTR (Netorare) + voyeurism? Hmm, that does seem to be the case?

Thinking of "The Town with X," "The Street Where Only O Is Absent," and "The Hole of Truth," Mr. Simo felt that it was somewhat plausible that Kosaka, a siscon, had such a strange and perverse mentality. After all, there's cultural context to it.

So Mr. Seymour hesitated: should he try to fit in with the local customs? But Kirino Kousaka wasn't his type!

Then he thought that if he refused, he would offend Kosaka and his plan to freeload a meal might fall through. In the end, tempted by his stomach and the money, Mr. Ximo made up his mind.

Let them take pictures, since I'm not the one who'll suffer.