The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

On the surface, the three of them are close friends who graduated from the same middle school and class, but their true relationship is not like that.

"Oh my, oh my, isn't this Nagisa? What a coincidence to see you and him here! Right, Tadakuni?" The guy with brown hair and frameless glasses (who actually has zero vision) is Hidenori.

The boy next to him, with black hair and slightly shorter stature, whose face, while not as handsome as Nagisa's, could still be described as good-looking, was Tadakuni.

At this moment, Tadakuni and Hideki surrounded Nagisa from the left and right.

Nagisa Shiota gave an awkward and uneasy smile: "Hideyuki and Tadakuni, didn't you agree to go to Sanada Kita High School together?"

Xiu Ze snorted coldly: "If we really went there, wouldn't that fulfill your wish? Why are you so 'surprised' to see us here?"

Nagisa Shiota really wanted to answer honestly: he wasn't surprised, but rather quite horrified.

According to the original plan, Nagisa Shiota, along with Hidenori and Tadakuni, were to temporarily disappear from Seimei's sight under the guise of going to an all-boys high school, but...

Hideki leaned close to Nagisa's ear and said through gritted teeth, "You're something else, Louise, you're good at sneaking away! Are you having a good time with Seymour?"

Yes, the three people present were none other than Louise (Nagisa Shiota), Tabasa (Tadakuni), and Ilkuku (Hideyuki), a being known as the Tristine Witch.

Besides the three of them, Henrietta, who had activated the Wind King Barrier, was also secretly monitoring Simo's every move outside the classroom.

Why is this happening? Why do Louise and the others change their appearance and gender to stay by Seamus's side?

Because the witches' ritual had reached its final stage, and they had already spent far too much time on this step.

It all started with that blasphemous ritual.

The Seven Deadly Sins: Pride, Wrath, Greed, Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, and Lust. Although the first few were difficult to commit, the witches, relying on the power of the Emerald Dream, successfully made Seamus commit these sins.

But the last item, ****, stood like an insurmountable chasm before the witch.

According to Buddhist interpretation, desire (or lust) is one of the five desires. Any attachment to colors, shapes, lengths, or shapes, or being aroused by sexual desires between men and women, is called desire (or lust).

By that standard, Seamus had already succumbed to temptation the moment he met Louise and the others. Therefore, this was definitely the easiest part of the plan to achieve.

However, for some reason, the spell called "Ragnarok" was not activated, and the Crimson World's Ritual Serpent was not corrupted by his soul fragments.

Although they are called the "Seven Deadly Sins" and given the chilling name of "the evils of this world," their essence is the most intense form of human nature.

The so-called "Ragnarok" is precisely about using the "humanity" contained in the soul fragments—Symour—to erode and pollute the "divinity" of the sacrificial serpent.

If successful, the sacrificial serpent has only two choices: either completely separate itself from all its humanity and create a true soul, or fall into human form.

Both of them are what the witches desire.

However, the result was disappointing.

Although the "Seven Deadly Sins"—the most fundamental original sins of humanity—had already condensed within Simo, they did not, as the witches had imagined, travel through the connection between the fragments and the original body to the Crimson World. The Serpent of the Ritual remained unharmed under the protection of the Three Pillars.

The figure that appeared was still a dark, enormous divine body, not the human body they had expected.

How could this be?

The unwilling witch, carrying a fragment of a soul named Simo, returned to the origin of life and death.

After careful consideration, they came to a conclusion: the ritual called **** was not actually completed.

From a Buddhist perspective, the scope of "sexual misconduct" is far too broad. It's important to understand that human reproduction is the foundation for the existence of the Alaya consciousness. How can actions performed according to the natural instincts of the species, such as heartfelt affection, be considered sinful?

Therefore, Homura Akemi, the master, proposed a view: "Perhaps we should repeat the ritual according to the Church's point of view. Besides, the concept of the Seven Deadly Sins itself originates from Catholic doctrine."

So here's the question: according to Catholic doctrine, how does one achieve ****?

In short, regardless of one's mental state, everything must proceed from reality, that is, be implemented "in practice." Moreover, it must be something unethical, something that is exciting to even think about.

Louise and the others immediately looked disgusted.

As their teacher, Homura Akemi advised her students to have a long-term vision and to stop talking about how the Emerald Dream wasn't real.

"Just think of it as helping your boyfriend have a wet dream, even if you're not the heroine in the dream, isn't that enough?"

If it weren't for the fact that they couldn't defeat their master, Louise and the others would have already turned against them. Homura Akemi, who only cares about growing lilies, is completely talking without any real understanding of the situation!

What do you mean by "not real"? While the scenes and materials are all constructed by everyone, the soul cannot be created out of nothing. Those vividly portrayed characters truly exist in various parallel universes.

Does spiritlove not count as love?

Actually, Louise and the others had considered this before, but they were all deceiving themselves and unwilling to face it directly. After all, no one wants to be the one nestled beside their lover.

According to Buddhist teachings, Louise and the others could avoid that problem, but according to church teachings, it would mean they had to watch Simon flirt with other girls and give him a push from behind.

How could Louise and the others possibly accept this!

Although everyone voted to approve the new plan at the debriefing meeting because of Homura Akemi's strong supervision.

But when it came to actually implementing it, it wasn't just Louise; Tabaça, Ilukuku, Henrietta, Tifania, Siesta—everyone was dragging their feet.

Although everything in the Emerald Dream is an illusion constructed from real souls and dreams, there are some things that witches with severe mental fastidiousness cannot tolerate.

So, if you're not careful, you might trip up any women (from 60-year-old grandmothers to 6-year-old children) who get close to Mr. Seamus...

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30. Homura Akemi's Anger (1)

Everyone knows that Japan has many notorious issues, such as teenage prostitutes, pornographic actresses, and high school girls who want to get a new phone. Of course, these are all bad and deserve criticism; they are the corrupt and malignant tumors of capitalism.

So let's talk about some other famous aspects of Japan, such as earthquakes, tsunamis, and landslides. If there's one place in the world that suffers the most disasters, it's definitely Japan, located on the Pacific Ring of Fire.

So you see, it's quite normal to encounter an earthquake or something while driving, right?

Although these earthquakes have shallow hypocenters, and although they are not very destructive (they destroy houses but don't kill people), and although they always occur near certain industries or sectors, I believe everyone can accept that this is quite natural, right?

According to statistics from a certain Japanese government in a certain dream world, a certain city in Japan (where Mr. Ximo lived) experienced as many as 20 strong earthquakes and 3670 aftershocks that year, which directly caused some industries to be relocated from that city to a neighboring city.

Hey, Mr. Seamus, are you sure you can handle this? There are 3690 times a year when you want to "make a mistake," that's an average of 10 times a day.

If Mr. Seamus heard this, he would definitely cry foul! He has never had any contact with any other girls! Apart from those few girls around him who, for some reason, seemed strangely familiar the first time they met, he has had absolutely no contact with any other girls!

As for the third service industry—which other boys yearn for, men understand, middle-aged people know perfectly well, and old men can make the most of their remaining years—he only knows its name but not its reality!

Huh, what's going on here?

It's not that Mr. Seamus lacked self-control and went to places he shouldn't have gone, but rather that the witches, taking precautions, directly banned all discordant elements within a 10,000-meter radius of Mr. Seamus.

Previously, with witches keeping a close watch on him, Mr. Simo had no access to those things. But this time, his master spoke up, telling the witches to let go and not interfere too much. For example, they shouldn't be with Mr. Simo all the time, and they should allow him to interact with other women, etc.

Therefore, the witches, who couldn't get too close on the surface, had to come up with other tricks.

For example: Mr. Seamus enters the bookstore, and the bookstore has a list of banned books. Okay, let's have a magnitude 3 earthquake! So the tearful owner and the depressed Seamus (who just wanted to go in to find a book on the history of philosophical thought) can only escape from the bookstore.

For example: Mr. Seamus, having just left the bookstore, was walking down a street (he swears he was really just passing by!). Oh no, there's a very flamboyant, obviously promiscuous woman standing on the street. He's decided, this is a magnitude 5 earthquake.

As a result, a 5-meter-long crack appeared in the ground!

The young woman engaged in compensated dating was on the verge of tears. She had just spotted a handsome client a hundred meters away, but before she could even approach him, the earthquake struck! This business is so difficult! How is she going to pay her mortgage?

Mr. Simon couldn't help but sigh, wondering what was wrong with this country, that there were earthquakes every day.

But the story doesn't end there. Mr. Seamus went to a restaurant because he was hungry. Hey, there was a girl from his class working as a waitress. He thought, "Don't let this opportunity to flirt with her slip by." But then a magnitude 6 earthquake struck!

Mr. Simo, having finally finished lunch, wanted to take a walk in the park to digest his food. But then he noticed someone having an affair in the woods. That wouldn't do; it would have a bad influence on Mr. Simo, like a magnitude 4 earthquake! Even if it didn't kill anyone, it would ruin his mood, and clearing the area would be a good thing.

(According to statistics from the city's civil affairs department, the city's birth rate dropped by 97% that year due to the frequent earthquakes.)

When they arrived, the shameless couple was gone, but there was a lovely little girl playing games with her grandmother. Mr. Seamus simply thought the little girl's cute appearance resembled someone else, so he watched her for a while longer.

This is outrageous! This is outrageous! Such a young child is already causing such harm to the country and its people? Ximo, how could you not even spare such a young child? And so a magnitude 9 earthquake struck, followed closely by a tsunami.

The little girl and the old lady's home was gone, and they could no longer laugh, even though they found out it was just a dream, a false alarm, when they returned to reality. But the grandmother and granddaughter never appeared in the dream world again.

Mr. Simon was depressed for a while because of this.

The witches rejoiced, for they had saved a good boy from almost joining a cult of lolicon.

"You all have no respect for elders and children! Did you think I would scold you like this?" Akemi Homura, who had been secretly observing her disciples from behind, was furious!

With these disciples who are more trouble than they're worth, how can the plan possibly succeed! She forcibly shut down the Emerald Dream.

During an internal meeting at the Witch's House, at what seemed like the umpteenth failure debriefing session, Homura Akemi smashed out the glasses she had worn for many years!

"That was an order! To seduce Ximo was an order! How dare you disobey my orders? Has things come to this? Everyone is deceiving me! Even you! You disciples are all disloyal and treacherous traitors!"

As the eldest disciple, and feeling deeply wronged, Louise had something to say: "Master, we also have our reasons..." (Why should she have to act like she's being cuckolded?)

However, Homura Akemi didn't care about their hardships: "These cowards I raised! Traitors! Good-for-nothings!" (No matter how much Louise suffered, could it compare to her and Madoka Kaname?)

"Master, you've gone a bit too far..."

"You guys are the scum of the witch!"

You have no sense of honor! You call yourselves witches, but only because you've spent a few years in school. All you've learned is how to use magic without eating dessert with your hands!

For so many years, all you've done is hinder my actions! All you've done is hold me back! I should have thrown you all into the Entropy World long ago to be human batteries, just like QB!

I've never been to school. But I conquered the Law of Circles all by myself!

Traitors! They deceived and betrayed me from the very beginning! An unforgivable betrayal of all the witches in the universe. But all traitors must pay the price, with their own blood. They will drown in their own blood!

The timid Tiffany unconsciously loosened her collar to let herself catch her breath.

"All orders were ignored. How can I lead in such an environment?! It's over. This plan has failed once again."

But if you think this means I'll give up, you're wrong! In the next world, I'll personally supervise you all turning into men and going in!

"Huh?" x5.

31. Lacking advanced magical skills, Mr. Seamus could only resort to high-level magic.

Homura Akemi's thoughts were simple: Aren't you all jealous and fighting over men? Don't you like to "keep a close watch" on that guy? Don't you like to use your authority over the dream world to do dirty work?

Now she's stepped in herself, seized power from Louise, kicked out Louise's people, and made them enter as men. Let's see how they'll still fight over her? How they'll still outwardly comply while inwardly defying her?

"If the Seven Deadly Sins' plan fails, you, Louise, you, Tabassa, and you, you, you, you will never be able to turn back!"

In this new world, Louise takes Nagisa Shiota's place, while Tabasa and Irukuku become Nagisa's classmates Tadakuni and Hidenori, and the others also have new identities.

Thus, Louise and others, who were originally "skilled workers" and "veterans," were ousted from their positions as management and operations staff by Chairman Homura Akemi, who was dissatisfied with their performance, and became employees.

Meanwhile, Homura Akemi, who was originally hiding behind the scenes, seized power and successfully added the label "CEO" to her title of chairperson.

Although this process inevitably means growing pains and chaos for the entire Witch House, a vibrant social organization.

After all, Homura Akemi used to only need to formulate the company's future development plan (thinking all day about what to do to Madoka Kaname after the plan succeeds), while the specific implementation of the plan and policies was all left to her capable apprentices like Louise. So when she first took over, Homura Akemi, who was not good at practical matters, was inevitably a little flustered and inadequate.