The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

That's so embarrassing!

However, the "lessons of history" have profoundly taught Shiota that appeasement is unacceptable, and an ostrich mentality is even more unacceptable! If we let this guy, Simo, this idiot, this moron, run wild and do nothing, who knows what bizarre things this guy with such a strong desire to show off will do next!

For example, although the police had already checked Mr. Seamus's entire body and scanned him with metal detectors over and over again, they did not find any so-called terrorist attack tools.

But Mr. Seamus's backpack contained clay supposedly for making pottery. What if these young masters and ladies of Brittany made some disrespectful remarks, or Mr. Seamus thought they weren't halal enough?

In fact, there was another reason why Nagisa Shiota decided to enter Ashford Academy with Seymour: he couldn't imagine what Seymour would do in the academy if no one was watching him.

A spectacular event? Awe-inspiring? Earth-shattering? Devastating?

Out of respect for life, even if it was a Britannian, Nagisa Shiota decided to try and save him, after all, he didn't want to see his friend Simo's life end so soon.

So, in order to allow these naive young men and women to live a few more years, Nagisa Shiota resolutely covered Simo's mouth and dragged him forcefully to the back of the teaching building.

Simo cooperated without much resistance, because the little angel Shioda's exasperated yet shy expression was simply irresistible.

Once out of the students' sight, Shiota finally couldn't hold on any longer and let go, leaning against the wall and panting slightly. Although Ximo didn't resist, that didn't mean he wasn't heavy, especially with the added weight of the clay.

At this moment, Ximo considerately placed his hand on Shiota's back to help him catch his breath: "Why are you so weak after just a few strokes? Do you feel like your body has been hollowed out? Your future lover might have a hard time, but don't worry, at least I won't care."

"Cough! Cough!!!" Shioda's breathing became labored again. That idiot Shimo! What nonsense is he spouting in broad daylight!

Just as Nagisa Shiota was about to lash out, he caught sight of Simona's mocking smile.

Damn it, this guy is deliberately trying to see me get angry!

Coming to his senses, Nagisa Shiota warned himself not to fall into the trap, not to get into Simo's rhythm, and not to fall into his snare. But if he couldn't retaliate, Shiota felt very uncomfortable.

Suddenly, Shiota had an idea and a plan came to mind. This time, he was determined to make Simo taste humiliation too!

"You seem to know that blonde bombshell quite well?" Nagisa Shiota looked at Simo with ill intent.

Simo was suddenly struck by a realization: was he going to tell Nagisa Shiota that he even knew what Mirei had eaten the night before? Because that guy who wrote "Krowis" but was pronounced "Dr. Tobita" knew everything about Ashford Academy!

With the intelligence he provided, Simo could certainly make targeted preparations to exploit Mirei's troublemaking nature, striking the right spot while attracting her attention in a unique way. After all, according to the intelligence, she was one of the protectors of the target, Nunnally.

If you win over Millie, and ideally get her a student council officer position, then you won't have to worry about not having a reason to get close to Nunnally.

But can I say these words to Shiota-chan?

Obviously not! Mr. Seamus may have a somewhat convoluted thought process, but at least his emotional intelligence hasn't been compromised.

Should I tell Shiota-chan that I'm getting close to one girl and attracting her attention in order to get close to another girl?

Hahaha, sharpen the axe, the boat is ready, the cicadas are chirping, people are going bad, Mr. Westmo's surname isn't "Sincere".

At this point, it's crucial to distance yourself!

Of course, there are methods and techniques to disclaiming responsibility; otherwise, it becomes a false disclaimer!

These kinds of problem-solving techniques can't be learned from books. For example, can the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination, Three-Year Simulation" textbook, which claims to solve all the problems of high school students, answer these questions? Does it have a standard answer?

So, in just 0.01 seconds, Oscar-winning actor Seamus turned his face gloomy. His slightly tired frown, his somewhat disappointed eyes, and the hint of grievance that slipped out unintentionally made Nagisa Shiota feel very uncomfortable.

Is this still the carefree Simo he usually knows?

"What's wrong with you? Why do you look like that?"

Faced with Shiota's anxious question, Cannes Best Actor Seymour sighed, as if his whole being was revealing a kind of physical and mental exhaustion: "I thought you were the one who could understand me. But I didn't expect that I was still wrong."

Nagisa Shiota opened his mouth in silence, as if to say something, but in the end, he couldn't utter a single word.

This idiot's acting is so exaggerated!

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19. The little angel thought he had guessed correctly.

Nagisa Shiota, determined not to fall for it, did not interrupt Simo, but patiently prepared to see what excuse the Golden Raspberry Award-winning actor Simo would use next and how he would act it out!

Simo paused for a moment, as if hesitating or suppressing something. After thinking for a while, he suddenly spoke again, as if he had made up his mind.

Nagisa Shiota, who was watching from the sidelines, praised the perfect timing of the speech and, judging from various tropes, predicted that Mr. Seimo would definitely launch into a long speech about moral principles in the next second, trying to occupy the moral high ground and persuade people with reason!

“Yes, that’s right. Long before the start of the school year, I had already learned a lot of inside information about Ashford Academy through various channels (from the Governor of Brittany, though Simon didn’t say that). Getting President Mireille’s attention was also part of my plan.”

The little angel, Shiota, was dumbfounded. "You! How could you admit it so readily? Where are your excuses? Where are your grand principles? Where is your performance?"

I almost took my pants off and this is what you show me?

"If you ask me why I did it, I can tell you: there are many reasons."

Shioda suddenly understood. So Simo was going to use the tactic of building suspense before revealing his true intentions. After realizing this, Shioda cursed himself for his impatience and then prepared to calm down and see how Mr. Simo would play his game.

Do you know President Mirei's full name?

Nagisa Shiota, of course, did not know, but he was very clear that he should fulfill the duties of a straight man, and that was exactly what he did.

Nagisa Shiota knew that if he didn't let Mr. Seymour get more into character, how could he expose his true colors and then steam or deep-fry him?

At that moment, Nagisa Shiota once again recalled his anger at being repeatedly tricked by Seimo, and the embarrassment and annoyance of being teased by him!

The horn of counterattack is about to sound, and Nagisa Shiota is confident that he will be able to "turn the tables" today!

As expected, just as Shiota had anticipated, Seamus continued his defense, whispering in Shiota's ear, "Mirey has been the president of Ashford Academy since her first year of high school, and the reason she was able to take on this position is not only because of her exceptional leadership skills, initiative, and affability."

It's because she's Milly Ashford! That's right, the only granddaughter of the headmaster of Ashford Academy, the future head of the Ashford family. Didn't I tell you before why we entered the academy?

Nagisa Shiota nodded in realization, knowing that the sex scene was about to begin, and still asked cooperatively, "Could it be that you're doing this for..."

If Seamus then goes on to talk about how the Ashford family has mastered certain technologies, and how these technologies could play a crucial role in the independence of Area 11, and what sacrifices Seamus is prepared to make for this (such as: sex appeal, sex appeal, and romantic encounters), then Nagisa Shiota wouldn't be surprised at all.

"If you want me to lie, I can tell you that the Ashford family is the maternal family of the late Queen Marianne. When the Queen was alive, the Ashford family developed the third generation Knightmare Gaines."

However, with the passing of the Queen, the Ashford family lost its backer, along with two-thirds of the Brittany Empire's military's mech production rights and its frontline technical developers.

However, the original research data is still in the hands of the Ashford family. Although with the advancement of technology, the mainstream mechs of Brittany have been upgraded to the fifth generation Sunderland, even so, the performance of Ganymede far surpasses that of the Steel Skull of the Chinese Federation.

The fastest way to obtain this information and save the nation is undoubtedly to get close to Mireille Ashford.

Although Simo didn't tell Shiota that the target of the amalgam was Nunnally, the Whisperer, or some kind of advanced technology, he didn't lie to Shiota.

Look how honest he is. His first sentence, "If I were to lie," seems like a reasonable explanation. But after adding this sentence, isn't it obvious that Shiota is lying to him?

Nagisa Shiota had also noticed this, and what Simo had said was indeed within Nagisa's expectations. However, he never expected that Simo would openly admit that he was lying and trying to appease him.

Then another question arises: if there are lies, there must also be truths. So what are the truths?

Based on Nagisa Shiota's understanding of Simo, he firmly believed that Simo's "truth" might not actually be that far off, but it would certainly refresh his understanding of Simo's bottom line.

Nagisa Shiota was very confident about this.

So what? And then what? What's next?

Nagisa Shiota waited quietly.

But things took another unexpected turn when Simo pulled his body back.

Huh? What's going on?

You bastard, just say something! What's with this sudden hiatus?! What I hate most in my life are those eunuchs who start a new book but then abandon it without ever finishing it!

I never expected that Ximo, that idiot, would also be preparing to practice the Sunflower Manual!

Unbeknownst to him, Nagisa Shiota was unaware that his heart was in turmoil again.

Despite not being very tall, Nagisa Shiota grabbed Shimo's collar with considerable force: "What about down there? If you dare say there's nothing down there, I'll really castrate you! Tell me! What else are you hiding from me?"

But Simo still didn't say anything, only looking at him with a hint of sadness and regret. His eyes held a sense of grievance, yet also a tenderness, like a scene from a poetic painting.

I offered my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shone on the ditch.

Nagisa Shiota felt as if he had grasped something, but at the same time, he felt as if he hadn't.

Simo sighed "sadly," a sigh that seemed to tug at Nagisa Shiota's heart.

After a moment of contemplation, as if he had shed some burden or made up his mind, Seamus spoke again: "Technology can be copied and plagiarized, but scientific research methods can only be acquired through learning. Stealing outdated materials is ultimately a minor path. What's most important for us in Ashford is to learn from the Britannians' dedication to scientific research, their attitude towards research, and their methods."

Because of its relaxed atmosphere and the Ashford family's past technological background, this school has many research-oriented student clubs, harboring a number of future tech talents. However, given our status, even with the support of the student council, we cannot join these sensitive clubs to conduct research, and even our ability to attend school peacefully is questionable.

But what if you become a member of the student council? The student council is responsible for approving the annual funding for clubs. Club achievements are the basis for obtaining funding, which gives us access to important information.

However, this would undoubtedly provoke hostility from the Breton students. They were originally numberers, yet they infiltrated the student council, bossing around the Bretons, and retaliation would follow. Carlos this morning was the first, but certainly not the last; I had a premonition of this before we even entered the school.

But don't worry, after what happened this morning, if those students try to bully you, they'll have to think twice about how I retaliate. And if I have a close relationship with the student council president, it will provide you with an extra layer of protection.

After Ximo finished speaking, he shut his mouth and watched silently, but Nagisa Shiota knew that there was still a lot he hadn't said.

Indeed, if Seamus attracts everyone's attention on stage, it also means attracting more hatred, more danger, and more retaliation. All Seamus is doing is to protect himself!

Unbeknownst to Nagisa Shiota, his palms were already raw and bleeding from being dug into them by his fingernails.

20. Another great victory for the Xinjiang Production and Construction Corps (Infrastructure Construction Corps)

Shioda was both angry and happy. He was angry because Simo actually planned to face the storm from the Britannian students alone (although those weaklings would only be a matter of a few halal sticks for Simo, but would Simo tell Shioda that?). Simo really didn't understand him!

Although he has a delicate appearance and is often mistaken for a girl, Nagisa Shiota is a real man who aspires to be a "man among men" like Izumo Kunisaki (a famous Japanese song and dance performer)!

How could he be the only one being protected by Simu? Although he was happy to be protected, Nagisa Shiota firmly stated that for the sake of the country, the nation, the greater good, and even more so for Simu, he could not let Simu bear all the risks alone. If Simu was to join the student council, then he would go with him!

Mr. Seamus was very happy, but he had to pretend to be very angry. Mr. Seamus righteously refused the little angel Shiota's "unreasonable demands" time and time again.

Mr. Simo even listed many evil, subtle, and heinous ways of bullying in the school, trying to scare the little angel Shiota and make him back down. However, the brat Shiota Nagisa remained unmoved and even became more determined to stand by Simo's side.

Although this was exactly the effect Mr. Seamus wanted, he was even more "disappointed," and his "disappointment" was mixed with "anxiety" and filled with "worry"!

Amidst the turmoil of anxiety and worry, Mr. Seymour grabbed Nagisa Shiota and roared in his ear with heart-wrenching fury, "Why don't you understand! What happens to the Japanese is none of my business! The only person I care about is you! If anything happens to you, what's the point of everything I've done!"

This time, however, Nagisa Shiota didn't push Seimo away. He usually resisted, because in Nagisa's mind, this was Seimo's flirtation!

But this time, Nagisa Shiota (wait, something seems off?) took the initiative to hug Shimo: "I know, but that's precisely why I can't let you face this alone."

If Nagisa Shiota had eyes in the back of his head, he would see that Mr. Seimo's smug face clearly bore the words "Plan succeeds."

Unfortunately, Nagisa Shiota couldn't see it, and after hearing Nagisa Shiota's heartfelt speech, that bastard Simo went even further and hugged him even tighter!

Although it made Nagisa Shiota feel uncomfortable, he could empathize with Shimo's reluctance to lose him.

However, happy times are always short-lived, and joy often lasts only a moment.

With a clatter, someone who shouldn't have appeared showed up at the wrong time and in the wrong place.

Student council secretary Rival, a Britannian boy who was shocked by the scene of Simo and Nagisa embracing, accidentally bumped into a trash can next to him, and fell flat on his face.