The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

Holy crap! You're such a siscon, you're really something.

I made this deal with you precisely because I guessed you and Leonard were like this. Just how much dirt do you think I have on you?

After I finished speaking, in front of my brother who was obsessed with his sister, I made a few minor edits to the recording of his speech and rearranged the word order.

Then what played out was: "You'd better put in a good word for me now and get Leonard to deal with me, so that I might still be able to stay in the gay organization."

You siscon, guess what would happen if I posted this conversation on the internal forum? Or, what would happen if I sent it to Kirino?

Upon hearing this, the brother who was obsessed with his sister immediately turned green.

Although computer professionals can easily spot such videos as fakes, there are quite a few burly, technically illiterate people in the organization who readily believe anything that spreads online without a second thought.

No matter how professional your language or how rigorous your evidence, it's useless to refute the rumors, because in their eyes: whether you believe it or not, they believe it anyway.

And most importantly, does Kirino, Kousaka's sister, believe it or not?

Of course, I also understand the principle that a single piece of evidence is insufficient, so I wanted to completely dispel any hope or illusions that the siscon might have of getting away with it.

I pulled out all sorts of mindless remarks from my long-collected collection of posts by my sister-obsessed friend.

Remember Aya Shameimaru? Yes, the one who spied on me last time.

Not long after that incident, through my meticulous planning, I cornered Aya Shameimaru in the toilet. Having just released the fourth greatest load of human desire, she tragically discovered there was no toilet paper. Please don't ask me, in surprise, how I knew there was no toilet paper.

Standing outside the restroom, I not only kindly held a roll of fresh toilet paper, but also kindly reminded her that bombs had been planted under the floor, in the toilet tank, inside the ceiling, and inside the partition. Please don't ask me, in surprise, how I knew there were bombs.

They also reminded her that no fewer than 12 high-speed cameras had been set up in all directions within a 50-meter radius to ensure that the yellow residue on her underwear could be captured as soon as possible.

Then, amidst curses like "not human" and "not human" from Aya Shameimaru, I gladly signed countless unequal treaties with her.

Guided by the spirit of the treaty that grants unilateral most-favored-nation status, I, as Party A, was responsible for providing Aya Shameimaru with a roll of toilet paper, while Aya Shameimaru, as Party B, had to fully utilize her paparazzi spirit to inquire about and collect all sorts of information that I wanted to know.

Of course, this includes a certain siscon. Come on, let's get our peanuts ready and enjoy this.

"The law only stipulates that siblings cannot marry, it doesn't prohibit it entirely."

Tsk tsk, I really didn't realize that you, Kosaka, were so knowledgeable about law?

You're so professional, does your younger sister know?

"If you do get pregnant, you can just get rid of it."

Hey, Kosaka's sister complex! So you're not only an expert in law but also in medicine? I heard you're pretty close to Dr. Hirasaka, who's in charge of biotechnology in the organization?

So, are these scenes and these insightful remarks familiar to you?

Kosaka, the sister-complex guy, chickened out. If it weren't for the phone, he would probably have knelt down and accused me of calling him "Grandpa."

Then, when I made my request again, my sister-obsessed brother readily agreed.

As expected, those siscon guys always have a way. I'll mention it again so you'll know: Dr. Hirasaka from the Amalgam Biotechnology Team is actually the disguised identity of the Third Prince of Britannia and Governor of District 11, Kurovius!

If the governor of the 11th district were to demand that schools in Brittany open up their resources and allow certain numbered individuals to enter Brittany's schools in order to eliminate social conflicts, that would actually make sense.

Then I won't have to worry about not being able to go to school with the little angel, Shiota.

It's definitely good to be organized!

I couldn't help but burst into laughter, but a single sentence from Kosaka's sister complex brought my laughter to an abrupt halt.

"Even if you do all this, do you think Nagisa Shiota will agree? You have to remember that's a Britannian school."

Holy crap! You siscon, what are you talking about?!

Knowing that I would go to the same high school, how could Shiota-chan possibly refuse?

I guess so......

8. The secret of the kerosene governor and Nagisa's rebellion

Another week has passed since my deal with my sister-obsessed boyfriend.

During this week, we first teamed up to sabotage Leonard at the Amalgam annual employee representative meeting, changing the original theme of the annual meeting from "Exposing the corruption of a certain current Kousaka siscon" to "Investigating the conspiracy of a certain current chief technology officer who is a perverted siscon to frame his colleagues and seize power."

Then the armed execution department led by the sister-obsessed guy and the technology research and development department controlled by the perverted sister-obsessed guy got into an endless war of words.

As for me, I took this opportunity to sneak over to the biotechnology group's R: Dr. Hirasaka (written as Dr. Hirasaka, read as Governor Kurovice) and discuss with him the issue of educational resource allocation for teenagers in Area 11.

Speaking of Chlovis, he is actually a ruthless person. As the third prince of Britannia, the governor of District 11, and the nephew of..., he clearly has a mind no less than his second brother Schneizel and strength as great as his second sister Cornelia, but he manages to keep a low profile and not show off.

Most people think he is only good at painting and art, but they don't know that 10 years ago, when he was still studying at a prestigious school, he had already secretly joined the Amalgam armed group.

At that time, he piloted the Gundam under the alias Kamille Bidan and participated in many early combat missions of the organization, making outstanding contributions and earning the nickname "Kamille Bidan".

Later, as he grew older, and as Camus Bidan gained more attention and suspicion in Brittany, the organization fabricated his death after a battle to prevent him from being exposed, and made him disappear from the sight of the Imperial intelligence agency.

After retiring from the military, Clovis continued to use his talents as Dr. Hirasaka to contribute to the organization's lofty ideals.

What intrigues me, however, is why such a person, given his status and connections in Brittany, didn't join the Order but instead became a mercury amalgam.

As it turns out, Kosaka's sister complex told me that Kurois is actually a stepmother complex and a sister complex!

It should be said like this: Kurov, who lost his father at a young age, was a stepmother-obsessed boy, but his stepmother, Marianne, was beaten to death by his uncle.

Originally, this matter was done very discreetly, but Kurois somehow got wind of it and began to hate his own father and the Order, thus turning to the Amalgam.

Then, influenced by the bad ideas of those guys who are obsessed with their sister and those who are perverted with their sister, they somehow started to develop feelings for Chloess.

Simply put, Clovis transferred his original feelings for his stepmother Marianne to his offspring who had Marianne's bloodline, and thus became a siscon.

Incidentally, Marianne had two descendants, one named Lelouch and the other named Nunnally.

That's right, that's my mission objective.

It was actually Chloe's request that led Amalgam to search for Lelouch and Nunnally, and subsequently discover that one of them was a Whisperer.

Then, through Kousaka's introduction, I got in touch with Chloe. You should know that although the biotechnology group is a subordinate department of the technology research and development department, Chloe herself was previously Kousaka's subordinate.

Given this bond, and considering that I'll be the one interacting with Nunnally next year, Kurois has no choice but to meet with me.

Damn it, I originally wanted to have the siscon issue an administrative order directly, but the siscon actually made me talk to the governor myself! He even said that although we are eating poisonous food, it is poisonous food stewed after democratic concentration.

Fortunately, when I made the request, Kulovis was overjoyed and immediately agreed. The next day, I saw the governor's office issue an administrative order on the news, which caused a huge uproar.

Wow, that efficiency, that enthusiasm!

Isn't it strange? Aren't you wondering why Kulovis is cooperating with me so much?

To be honest, I'm also very surprised and puzzled.

Did I unintentionally cultivate the legendary aura of a king?

I couldn't help but guess, then looked in the mirror and glanced at the portrait of the Emperor of Brittany.

My head isn't bald, is it?

Just when I was completely baffled, my sister-obsessed brother called me. Then, when I saw the words "sister-obsessed brother" displayed on my phone screen, I immediately understood.

Damn! So that's what happened!

For someone who is obsessed with their sister, what is the scariest thing in the world?

There's a man who watches his sister 24/7!

But if you absolutely have to assign a man to monitor your sister, what could be safer and more trustworthy than a gay man?

I'm not saying this to admit I'm gay, really!

Although my request to go to high school with Shiota-chan might easily be misunderstood by some people, such as Kosaka being a siscon or Clovis, I must reiterate that I only did it out of concern for my companion!

You know, Area 11 has been quite turbulent for years.

The Britannian army can just start exercising whenever they want, and they're all live-fire exercises in downtown areas.

What if this gets Shiota involved? Stray bullets don't discriminate. By the way, while explosives may have infrared sensors, they can't do facial recognition.

Why do I say that? Come, come, here is the newly released list of casualties among Brittany soldiers in Area 11. Oh, and by the way, there are also reports on Japanese casualties.

As for my inventory list and procurement statistics for this year, haha, the weather is nice today.

So, Nagisa, just be a good girl and come with me to Ashford. At least there won't be any Britannian soldiers barging into the school looking for girls who don't want money.

Of course, you won't accidentally trigger the sensor mines I planted. As for why I planted mines there, please refer to the group rules.

After letting the public opinion ferment for a while, I began to persuade Shioda the little angel with various reasons, and I was delighted to see that the little angel's face turned extremely pale after hearing the word "flower girl", and her cute little mouth moved slightly, as if she wanted to say something but could not say it because of anger or fear.

It's okay, just say it, my little angel. I'm here for you, I guarantee those weaklings won't be able to hurt a single hair on your head!

Yes, yes, say it, say it.

Then I saw two words clearly emerge from those small, opening and closing mouths: "Yada!"

Huh? Why can't I understand spoken Japanese all of a sudden?

Little angel, could you please say it again in a different language?

"I refuse!"

Oh my god!

Little angel, when did you learn Chinese? Unfortunately, I still can't understand it. Could you please choose another one?

".s：!"

Um, actually my hometown is Afghanistan, could you please say it in Afghan?

"..."

9. Persuasion

"In short, I'm not going to the Brittany school!"

When Shioda Koten spoke with unwavering determination through her clear, bright eyes, I realized that the situation was indeed more difficult than I had expected.

No matter how I presented the facts (school violence cases and crime rates in 11 wards high schools) or reasoned with them (employment and further education prospects for Brittany high school graduates), it seemed I couldn't gain the approval of Shiota-chan.

This is incomprehensible! It's infuriating!

But this feeling is so wonderful!

Why do I have this feeling of wanting to blow the little angel to smithereens, leaving not a single trace of tissue, but on the other hand, I also feel reluctant and unwilling to do it?

Why? (nazei)