The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

Because the siscon discovered that since the arrival of the foreign devils, Kirino, who had previously ignored him, had gradually become dependent on him after being frightened several times and hearing reports about how the foreign soldiers abused young girls.

How could a brother who's obsessed with his sister possibly let the foreign soldiers leave? His spring has only just begun!

Therefore, people who are obsessed with their younger sisters are truly hateful.

Although I was willing to help the Japanese clean house, we ended up fighting to a draw.

During the confrontation, when I confronted him, the brother who was obsessed with his sister said, "I'm busy monitoring my own sister all day long, I don't have time to monitor you! It's the head of the news team who's spying on you!"

Damn it, this pervert!

Because his statement was so utterly inhumane, I couldn't help but find it quite reasonable, so I made peace with the siscon. (By the way, I recorded his perfect speech and then extorted a sum of money from him to cover for his sister and keep quiet.)

Aya Shameimaru, right?

Whatever your reason for spying on me! We've now settled this score!

The next day, when I returned to school, Nagisa Shiota came to find me. It seemed that because I had skipped school without reason the day before (actually, I went to ambush a certain girl), and because I looked so absent-minded when I came to school today, Nagisa was very worried that something had happened to me.

What else can I say?

Shiota, my little angel, why aren't you a girl? Waaaaah!

At that moment, I felt both sorrow and joy. My last shred of conscience seemed to be constantly reminding me that there are good people in this world—that is, the little angel, Shiota.

But we don't believe in Lucifer!

Although I've always disliked women, I've never said I believe in Lucifer!

Actually, the reason I dislike women, besides the fact that they always come to my side and nag for no reason, is mainly because I have never met the ideal woman in my mind.

Huh? Didn't I say that?

In my mind, the ideal woman should be like this: she has long pink hair mixed with gold (well, white hair is also acceptable), brown eyes, a washboard figure (wait, why do I suddenly feel a chill down my spine?), a petite build, a proud and arrogant personality (this is absolutely essential), long and slender thighs, and a porcelain doll-like face.

Unfortunately, I have never met a woman like that in my 14 years of life.

Oh... what a pity!

Huh? So, why did I fall for Nagisa in the first place? That's strange.

Perhaps it's because Nagisa Shiota looks like a girl, but is actually a boy, so I don't feel any physical aversion to him.

Yes, that's right, that must be it.

Then, no longer dwelling on it, I continued my student life. I attended classes for the first five days of the week, went to see Nagisa on Saturday and Sunday, and then did the same thing again the following week.

Wait, you're asking me why I asked Nagisa out on a date when I knew he was a guy?

Nonsense! If we don't ask the little angel Shiota, who else should we ask?

If I don't go on dates, how am I supposed to scam funding from the amalgam industry?

I've already said I hate girls, so Kanzaki, Nakamura, Kataoka, Okuda, Okano, Kurahashi, Hayami, Fuwa, Yada, get out of my way!

I'm waiting for my goddess to appear! Don't talk to me!

What if the goddess appears, but you all misunderstand because you were talking to me?

Huh? You're saying I'm destined to be single forever?

whocares?

What about the task of using amalgam?

I go out to eat, drink, and have fun with Nagisa every week, don't I? Doesn't that count as a date? Doesn't that count as completing a mission?

As long as she doesn't take off her pants, who would dare say that Nagisa is a woman?

As for whether the sister-complex side will approve it, or whether it will be approved?

I have his Achilles' heel now. If he dares to say I haven't completed the mission, I'll have a good talk with his sister Kirino about someone's brilliant remarks.

Half a year passed just like that, and I couldn't have been happier living my life.

My account balance is skyrocketing!

But to my utter surprise, something still went wrong during the year-end audit!

That made me so angry!

As expected, there's not a single good person among those who are obsessed with their sisters!

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5. This speechless war of sister complex.

As I mentioned before, there are two big shots in the amalgam organization. One of them is my direct supervisor, Kosaka, who is a die-hard sister complex. He is mainly in charge of personnel and organizing daily operations.

There's another big shot named Leonard, who's in charge of finance and technology research and development. I usually call him a perverted siscon, to distinguish him from the Kousaka siscon.

As a result, this year the perverted sister-complex suddenly had the idea to conduct an end-of-year audit and make a big splash.

Then the news reached my project team.

what is going on actually?

It turns out that after checking my accounts, the perverted siscon claimed that my project had a huge amount of funds with unclear usage, and even invited me for tea.

I was so angry!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not angry at perverted siscon, I'm angry at Kousaka siscon.

It turns out that the activity funds allocated to me by the organization were for each

It was supposed to be RMB, but I only received a measly 5000 each time. As for where the money I pocketed went...

Needless to say, it was all misappropriated by Kosaka's sister complex to buy cosmetics and milk for his sister!

You siscon, you're so heartless! You actually embezzled so much money without my knowledge!

So why would a perverted siscon target me?

From the perspective of a perverted siscon, how could I be unhappy that so much of the money that should have been mine was embezzled by my siscon? Would I be angry? Would I be very upset with my siscon? And what would I do if I became very upset?

“Hey bro, I have a ‘knife’ here. You go stab him for me. After you’re done, I’ll give you a big reward!” The perverted siscon felt he had stirred things up enough, so he handed me a stack of documents.

When I saw the title, I immediately thought of the no-confidence motion brought against Kyosuke Kosaka, the current admiral of Amalgam.

The above list actually went on and on about eight crimes committed by the siscon: corruption, dereliction of duty, abuse of power, openly proclaiming that his sister Kirino is the best, etc.

The more I look at this kind of thing, the more I frown and the more suspicious I become.

You think you can get rid of a dead sister-complex based on these perverted siscones? Are you kidding me?

Although Amalgam claims to have implemented democracy and provided savory dishes to all its members in the kitchen, everyone in the organization knows that we are actually eating oligarchic, toxic food.

So this is nothing to a Kousaka siscon (someone who is obsessed with younger sisters).

Everyone just knows it but doesn't say it.

And don't forget, outside of the organization, there's also Britannia and the Order watching us closely!

If we really take down Kosaka, what if they attack?

Although I can beat them, how much overtime pay will you give me?

And there's another thing: I now have leverage over my brother's infidelity, so he has to pay me 12 yuan a month to keep quiet.

If I get rid of my sister-obsessed brother, where will I go to beg for money?

Is the perverted siscon's real goal to impeach the siscon and force him out of office?

As I looked at the criminal record of the siscon, I subtly recalled something.

It seems that the organization is holding an annual "My Cutest National Little Sister" poll these days.

Although it's called a selection, every year it's the die-hard sister-obsessed and perverted sister-obsessed who control the media to promote their own sisters.

So every year it's either Kousaka first and Tessa second, or Tessa first and Kousaka second. They completely leave no room for other girls like Illya and Yumi.

So I already know exactly what Leonard's sinister intentions are.

Damn it, it's another war of sister complex!

Leonard's ostensible intention was to bombard the headquarters and target the siscon, but removing the siscon admiral was impossible. In reality, he was trying to smear Kirino, who was participating in the competition.

Look, with such a corrupt brother, how can everyone vote for Kousaka? Voting is like throwing away your own money! So everyone, quickly vote for Tessa!

As for why Leonard approached me, it's probably because everyone knows I was recruited into the organization because of my siscon tendencies.

If I were to propose the impeachment motion, outsiders would think that Kosaka had gone too far and that even his subordinates couldn't stand him anymore and had started to rebel.

This approach is more effective than having the perverted siscon bring it up himself.

It has to be said that this perverted sister-complex guy has a lot of ideas, but he overlooked one thing!

Why should labor and management be manipulated by you?

Although I'm furious that my sister-obsessed brother is eating alone behind my back, I'm not your cannon fodder!

Let the workers and employees rush to the front, while you, a perverted siscon, can hide in the back and reap the benefits?

And what if you say you'll be awarded a major commendation? What if you turn your back on me afterward?

You're kidding me! Who would believe you if I didn't pay them?

As for the labor cost? Not much, maybe 125 billion.

The perverted siscon yelled when he heard the conditions I set: "Why don't you just rob me!"

From the perspective of this perverted sister-complex guy, it was a favor he showed me by approaching me. But instead of treating him like someone who could liberate Yang Bailao, I asked him for my services. I really don't know what's good for me!

To this, I chuckled and said, "I'm robbing you! I'm asking for an exorbitant price, can't you just bargain? Give me an answer!"

The perverted siscon thought for a moment, gritted his teeth, and for Tessa's sake, he endured it: "2500!"

I was stunned at first, then I was furious: "Damn it, do you even want to talk anymore! It's one thing to lose the first 1 million, but you even cut back on the last ten thousand! 2500? Are you trying to fob me off?!"

The perverted siscon smiled knowingly—please forgive my use of this term, but because he looks so much like his sister Tessa: "You said it yourself, forget about the first 1 million. 2500 million, are you in or not? If not, I'll do it myself!"

I instantly felt like I'd swallowed a bitter pill, a thousand words stuck in my throat, and in the end, only one sentence burst out: "Damn it!"

The perverted siscon smiled even more brightly and seductively using his sister's face.

Damn it, it's disgusting to look at, I really want to blow it to smithereens!