The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

"It's all your fault!"

"It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"

Poor Simo could have woken up much earlier, but due to a concussion, he remained unconscious for a while and intermittently lost a small portion of his memory.

When Louise calmed down and caught her breath, she realized it was dark, she was hungry, and she had hit Simon again, without any reason. Feeling guilty, Louise decided to find something to eat for herself and Simon and then apologize to him.

Because she didn't know what Simon liked to eat, Louise went to the kitchen and took a lot of things. When she returned the way she came, she found some noise in the room.

The sound meant that Simon had likely woken up, and Louise, standing outside the room, suddenly felt worried and scared again.

After hesitating for a moment, Louise, realizing that she couldn't avoid this hurdle no matter what, took a deep breath, opened the door, and quickly glanced to the side, apologizing profusely. Throughout this process, the shy Louise didn't dare to look at Seamus's expression.

However, after waiting a few seconds without receiving a response, Louise became even more uneasy.

Is he angry?

Did she hit him too hard and really hurt him? Is he unwilling to forgive her? A nervous Louise quickly looked towards Seamus's "bed".

Huh! Where did everyone go?

Louise grew even more anxious. She quickly scanned the entire room. Windows? Closed, no way someone could jump out. Ceiling? No one was there. Wardrobe? Closed. She'd have to check that carefully later; her sisters had said it was the easiest place to hide. Bed? Wait, someone's there!

So you were here! That's great! That's great! You didn't leave, that's great!

"You still... ha..." Louise, relieved, quickly asked Simon how he was doing, but her words trailed off.

and many more!

That's my bed!!!

6. It seems that the young girl Louise has awakened something.

"Louise, let me explain!"

Once fully awake, Simo hurriedly jumped out of bed.

"Your bed is so comfortable! I couldn't resist!"

Simo meant to say that the haystack was uncomfortable and that he was too sleepy, but due to nervousness, his explanation was slightly off.

"You...you...what are you trying to do on my bed?" Louise, her face flushed red, had already thrown her dinner aside and rushed towards Simon, and in her hand appeared something long, hard, and dark.

"What? A riding whip!!!" Ximo stared wide-eyed in disbelief. Where did he get that from?

In fact, Seamus had no time to carefully examine Louise's "dangerous goods storage problem" before he ran away before the black whip lashed out at him.

So, the two began a fierce chase in the small bedroom.

However, unlike the romantic scenes in some romance movies, the male lead, Simo, is actually playing the role of the female lead, and the theme of the romance movie is rapidly moving towards the direction of an action movie.

"Louise, calm down! Calm down!"

"Noisy!"

"Don't do this, let's talk this out!"

"I didn't mean to, I was really half asleep, please have mercy!"

"It's so noisy! So noisy!"

"Hey! Stop it! If you keep doing that, I'm quitting!"

"It's so noisy! So noisy! So noisy!"

Simo tried to beg for mercy, but to little avail, so he resorted to threats. This immediately touched a nerve with Louise, who, fueled by rage, increased her movement speed by twenty percent.

shuh~

"what!"

Seamus Finnigan, a third-year student at Hogwarts, 14 years old. (Louise: "Impossible, you're younger than me?!" Of course, she didn't say this aloud; she only thought it to herself, as a girl's age was a taboo subject.)

His athletic ability is average, his grades are mediocre, and he doesn't have any particular strengths in any subject. Unlike Harry, who at least has Defense Against the Dark Arts and Quidditch, Seamus is, if you disregard his explosive talent, an ordinary person similar to Ron.

Having been single for 14 years, Simo is somewhat conflicted and eagerly anticipates experiencing something completely different from his mundane daily life in this other world.

He did not receive any honors during his school years, but he did have the honorary title of "terrorist," though in most cases this title was associated with punishment.

Excerpts from the professors' evaluations.

Newly appointed Professor Lupin: "Ah? Seamus. Unwilling to accept defeat, highly curious, a proper Gryffindor."

The experienced Professor Flitwick said, "He's a bit unlucky; perhaps he'll need Professor Snape to concoct a potion of Felix Felicis for him."

Professor Snape, worried about the destruction of his potion-making ingredients: "...No one is allowed in my basement outside of class hours."

The strict Professor McGonagall: "He is principled, but also knows when to be flexible."

Professor Verne, who could see through everything: "He's actually a very intelligent child, but a little slow in some ways, and tends to overthink in others. A male version of a vibrant, literary girl?"

(In response to Professor Verne's teasing, Seymour replied: "Professor! The so-called literary girl is superfluous! And don't think I don't play Japanese games. Besides, my mother and Miss Oona Camitchell (emphasis) are very close.")

Jules Verne, the older single man, was defeated.

However, in reality, Seamus's overthinking was entirely due to his constitution. If he didn't use reason to suppress his magic, Hogwarts would essentially become the Baghdad of Europe. (Back then, Shadak was still competing with President Zipper to see who suffered more, and Colonel Gaddafi was still a handsome, albeit still-alive, man. The green-headed camel hadn't forgotten the fear of being disciplined by the Russian bear.)

Seamus's characteristic is that he likes to think deeply about things, which leads to his habitual absent-mindedness in the eyes of outsiders, because at that time he is often already engrossed in exploring something.

However, this leads to a problem, which Simo himself has discovered: overthinking makes one indecisive. Fortunately, the clever Simo quickly came up with a solution.

Simo's method is to select a set of rules of conduct that can be widely accepted by everyone, keep these rules firmly in mind, and when encountering general daily events, skip the thinking step and use the subconscious to drive the body to act in accordance with the rules.

Seamus chose the chivalric spirit established and promoted by King Arthur, which is revered as a cornerstone of literature. Of course, the chivalric spirit itself is something Seamus identifies with and aspires to; otherwise, he wouldn't have chosen it.

Therefore, in daily life, for minor matters with established precedents, Seamus would subconsciously act according to the code of chivalry. However, when faced with unexpected or more important events, such as a Dementor attack, Seamus would flexibly employ a "strategic retreat," waiting until he had recovered before engaging the enemy.

However, chivalry cannot solve all problems, and some problems cannot be solved by chivalry alone, nor can they be solved by Seamus himself, no matter how much he thinks about them. Otherwise, he would not have been single for 14 years and would not have been listed as one of the most unpopular people at Hogwarts, alongside the Weasley brothers.

Seamus declared that it was all his physical condition's fault and had nothing to do with chivalry!

But this is why Professor Verne described Seamus as both intelligent and slow-witted. In fact, according to Professor Verne's observations, at Hogwarts, given the right opportunity to ease tensions, the relationship between Seamus and a certain snake girl might undergo some wonderful changes.

That's why Professor Verne made a small arrangement for Simo in his class, even though Simo himself didn't realize it at all.

The saying goes, "He hits you and scolds you, but it's actually because he cares about you." However, due to Seamus's slowness, that opportunity never arises, something even Verne can't change. (Professor Verne: "That's all I can do for you.")

Unfortunately, even in this other world, Seamus's slowness remained untreated. If he had thought things through a little more, he would have realized that Louise hadn't actually intended to hit him at first.

Taking out the riding crop was a purely instinctive reaction from a shy yet proud young girl whose brain had momentarily shut down, a reaction aimed at protecting herself. [How could you get in my bed! We haven't even started dating yet!]

In this emotional state, Louise's girlish reserve left her at a loss. However, as the saying goes, when in doubt, act rashly. So Louise acted on her instincts and took a gamble.

At first, Louise was just chasing Seamus, and even after raising her whip, she never actually swung it. However, to make matters worse, Seamus suddenly threatened to quit!

How can this be?

[The contract has already been signed, how dare you say you won't do it?]

I gave you my first kiss, and you dare say you won't do it?!

"You've already touched the bed, and you dare say you won't do it?"

Louise was furious. She had moved Simmo into her bedroom so much that she couldn't bear to see him uncomfortable sleeping with the other familiars. And now he dared to threaten her with not doing it anymore?

And so, with a whoosh, Louise hit him, and Simon fell to the ground. Louise expressed her pleasure, and said that the feel of the shot was very good.

7. The slander against His Majesty by a certain unworthy descendant

Are you telling the truth?

Louise looked at Seamus with a suspicious look, holding the bread for dinner in her hand, while she sat in a chair at the table.

Louise's room. It's about 15 square meters in size. The window faces south, the bed is on the west side, and the door is on the north side. There's an enormous wardrobe on the east side. Every piece of art is clearly valuable, even more luxurious than those at Hogwarts, though they don't have the same sense of age as Hogwarts.

Seamus was watching Louise eat, but he had nothing to eat and was now kneeling on the ground.

Actually, saying he's kneeling is just a nice way of putting it. In reality, Simo is kneeling. If you put a washboard under Simo's knees (there are no keyboards or computers in this other world), it would definitely look like a scene of domestic violence.

However, Simo could not resist, or even dared not resist, since he had inadvertently ended up in the lady's bed. A knight must be brave enough to fight against all mistakes, and if the mistake is his own, then he should face it even more directly.

"How could I lie? I really am a wizard from another world."

Meanwhile, Simo is being punished while explaining his origins to Louise.

But kneeling like this wasn't a solution; his rumbling stomach was reminding Simo that he was very hungry. Suddenly, Simo thought of his father. How had his father managed to escape being chased and beaten after angering his mother?

Soon, Simo, having taken note, rubbed his right shoulder and grimaced in a twitching manner.

"Hmph, serves him right." Seeing the pained expression on Simo's face, Louise was very assertive, but she was no longer as angry as before. Instead, she began to feel sorry for Simo.

"Get up."

Upon hearing this, Seamus quickly got up, rubbed his slightly sore knees, sat down opposite Louise, and looked at her pitifully, the meaning of which was self-evident.

I'm hungry!

"You must be hungry too, have something to eat." Unable to bear the look in Simo's eyes, Louise pushed the plate toward Simo. The food on it was quite plentiful, although Louise had already eaten a lot of it first.

However, it's noticeable that Louise only ate the vegetable salad and bread, leaving the chicken legs and beef for Seamus. It seems these were specifically prepared for Seamus, who was a boy.

Simo was, of course, starving. In fact, in terms of subjective physiological time, it was now equivalent to morning after encountering the Dementors. The exhaustion and fatigue of the night had greatly increased Simo's hunger.

"Ah, thank you. I haven't eaten for almost seven or eight hours, I'm starving. Well then, I won't be polite." With that, Simo started eating with both hands, one hand holding bread and the other holding a chicken leg, and picked up new food just a few seconds later.

My familiar is a glutton?

Seeing Simo's voracious appetite, Louise was somewhat surprised, but also inexplicably happy. Her gaze unconsciously moved from Simo's hands to his face, and then noticed the tear in his right shoulder.

Feeling strangely uneasy, Louise asked疑惑地问道, "Does it still hurt? Doesn't it hurt to eat with your right hand?"

"Ok?"

Seamus was stunned. What could he say? Compared to his usual explosive outbursts, this level of beating was like a junior wizard meeting a senior wizard!

But Simon isn't a masochist, so how could he possibly say something that would obviously get him beaten up by Louise again?

【What to do? What to do?】The code of chivalry was clearly gone at this moment, and Simo was sweating profusely with anxiety.

Wait, what?

Seamus quickly chewed a few times and swallowed the food. Then, meeting Louise's suspicious gaze, he said resolutely, "Of course it hurts! Didn't you see I was sweating from the pain?"

As he spoke, Simo pointed to his forehead and continued, "But His Majesty has said that a knight cannot back down in the face of pain, especially when enjoying a meal. Only by enduring physical pain and calmly enjoying the delicious food can one be a qualified knight."