The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

At lunchtime, while chatting with other classes in the cafeteria, Mr. Seamus heard that there was a very heartwarming animation in this world, which was about magic and could be used to relax.

"But the female lead's name is really a mouthful. Mandou? Maduka? Ah, right, it's Madoka! I'll have to search it online when I get back!"

P.S.: Thanks to Fusheng Chenmeng and Gongzi Lan for the virtual currency.

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4. The Mysterious Transfer Student

Early in the morning, Kaede Kayano walked into the old classroom of Class 3-E with seemingly cheerful steps. When she reached her seat, she naturally greeted the person next to her: "Ohayo~ Nagisa".

"Ah, Kayano-kun, oh ho ho!"

Nagisa Shiota, Kaede Kayano's deskmate, is an adorable boy who looks like a beautiful girl at first glance.

With her light blue hair tied in pigtails and petite frame, Nagisa Shiota is the kind of woman who is easily popular among the older women in the neighborhood.

Actually, he didn't originally wear pigtails, but a single ponytail. However, now that he wears pigtails, Shioda is getting more attention than before, which is a very good thing for Kayano Kaede.

The more attention Nagisa receives in this class, the more others will overlook her, since she also has twin tails like Nagisa.

This was a cover-up for Kayano Kaede; in reality, she had Nagisa tie her hair into pigtails.

Thinking of this, Kaede Kaede felt a little smug, but she did not suppress this smugness too much. Instead, she used this joyful feeling to make her smile more friendly and natural. It should be said that she truly deserves to be a child star.

Then Kayano Kaede started chatting with Nagisa: "Hey, Nagisa, did you hear? Today, someone from Class A is transferring to our Class E."

"Hmm, of course I heard about it. With such a loud broadcast yesterday at noon, even here, there's no way we wouldn't know."

"Heh, yeah. I wonder what kind of person they are? But joining Class E at this time..."

Kayano didn't finish her sentence, but Nagisa Shiota sensed her worry. The current Class E was different from the old Class E.

Funded by governments around the world and trained by super agents, this class is designed to save the Earth, fight against super creatures, and walk a path between assassination and being killed. How could ordinary people possibly enter such a class so easily?

Just then, Nagisa saw Takebayashi Kotaro walk into the classroom, and he quickly went up to greet him: "Ah, Takebayashi-kun, good morning!"

Good morning, Shiota-kun.

"Takebayashi-kun, do you have any information about the new student who arrived today?" Nagisa asked directly. Since this was a question that everyone was concerned about, the students who had already arrived at the classroom gathered around.

Class E, who studied alone in the old teaching building on the back hill, rarely had contact with students from other classes except for participating in school-wide group activities. Students from other classes would not travel all the way to the back hill to chat and play with the students in Class E.

This place is like a purgatory just a step away from hell, feared by students from other classes, who even try to avoid it at all costs; but only the students of Class E who are here know that this place is actually an ideal land far away from the world, their own Shangri-La.

All of this is actually thanks to that terrifying yet beloved teacher—the tentacle creature: Koro-sensei!

Class 3-E, officially known as the Special Enhancement Class, is commonly referred to as End-E Class. Students with poor grades are usually placed in this class. They receive different treatment from other students in the school in various aspects.

Before Koro-sensei arrived, this class, being the lowest-ranking class in the school, was filled with despair and oppression. The classroom was deathly still, and no one wore a natural smile on their face because they had lost hope for the future.

Their lives were already marked as failure before they even began, but all of that changed with the arrival of Koro-sensei!

They no longer despaired about their future, and gradually developed their own ideas about their lives. The atmosphere in the classroom, the relationships between everyone—everything changed little by little with Koro-sensei's help.

However, one thing remained unchanged: their relationship with other classes, especially Class A, was still terrible. Therefore, the students in Class E were often unaware of the latest school news and "entertaining" updates.

However, if anyone in this class knows the most about the recent developments in Class A, it would definitely be Zhulin.

In the first semester's final exams, Takebayashi and Kataoka Megumi tied for first place in their class, achieving an excellent seventh-place finish in the entire grade. According to school regulations, students in Class 3-e who achieve outstanding results and receive their original homeroom teacher's consent can return to their original classes.

Of course, this rule also depends on individual willingness. For example, Kataoka completely ignored this rule and voluntarily stayed in class e in the second semester.

However, due to family pressure and the chairman's intimidating inducement, Takebayashi transferred to Class A in the first few days of the second semester. He was even regarded by the chairman and Asano Gakushu as a typical example of reforming his ways and turning over a new leaf, and was asked to slander Class E in front of the whole school.

However, on the podium, Zhulin, remembering her original purpose, bravely expressed her love for Class E, her classmates, and her teachers. She even publicly destroyed the chairman's medal with a dagger and voluntarily returned to Class E.

The "Bamboo Grove Speech Incident" happened last Monday. So Bamboo Grove, who just returned to the team, must have firsthand information about the transfer student! Almost everyone thought so.

However, looking at everyone's curious gazes and trusting eyes, Takebayashi Kotaro, surrounded by a large group of people, felt an immense amount of pressure.

"Well, actually, when I returned to Class E, that transfer student hadn't arrived yet. It seems he transferred in after I left Class A. So I don't know anything about him."

Bang~

As everyone fell, morale plummeted.

After getting up, the outspoken Terasaka Ryoma slapped Takebayashi's back hard and roared, "You bastard, you always mess things up at crucial moments!"

Zhu Lin cried out in pain, then said in a helpless tone, "I have no choice. The school-wide meeting is on Monday morning, and after doing that kind of thing in public, how can I possibly stay in Class A until the next day?"

"Well, being able to embarrass the chairman and his son in public, that's quite an achievement for you." Terasaka Ryoma felt incredibly satisfied just thinking about Asano Gakushu's disgusted expression at the school assembly last Monday.

He laughed heartily and patted Zhulin on the shoulder (very forcefully), forgiving the guy's unreliability.

However, the slender bamboo forest could hardly withstand Terasaka's slapping: "Idiot! Idiot! Stop it, you idiot!"

"Huh? What did you say? You're the second-ranked bespectacled otaku in Class E after the maid cafe!"

Seeing the two already caught up in a passionate (bromance), the students around them, who had lost interest in the topic of transfer students, burst into laughter and scattered like birds and beasts.

Back in her seat, Nagisa couldn't help but continue thinking silently.

At that moment, Mr. Simo, who was in the chairman's office, couldn't help but sneeze.

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5. Koro-sensei's Six Abilities

Ah...choo...

Simo rubbed his nose, completely unaware that he had caught the attention of a cute child. He thought he had caught a cold because he had stayed up all night watching anime.

However, according to the Japanese, sneezing could also be because someone is talking about you, so Simo couldn't help but think of:

"Louise is really something, we haven't been apart for that long." Simo said in a soft voice, and seemed not to care, but he was secretly overjoyed. The thought of Louise thinking of him made Simo's face beam with happiness.

"Road ho ho ho~"

A strange cough (or perhaps laughter) jolted Simo back to his senses, and he said apologetically to the person opposite him, "Sorry, I was rude."

"Ah~ ah~ it's alright, it's alright, Louise sounds like a nice girl~" An octopus-like creature, all yellow, wearing a professor's uniform, with a very large, yellow, round head, was using its tentacles to wipe away the "biological information" that Mr. Seamus had just sprayed out.

Those small, seemingly kind, even somewhat comical eyes narrowed with a sharp glint.

"Hey! You heard that?"

Ximo thought to himself.

Simo knew how quiet his voice had been. Although the giant octopus wasn't far away, it could still hear his mutterings in the noisy environment, which spoke volumes about its strength.

Why do I say it's noisy?

Because a middle-aged man with spiky hair was having a heated argument with the chairman about his transfer issue.

Although it had been broadcast throughout the school, and there were "testimonies" from the students of Class A, as well as various rumors deliberately fabricated by Simo, the other students wouldn't doubt Simo's reasons for transferring to Class E. However, as a special group, Class E in the third year was indeed not so easy to enter. For example, the man in front of him who was vehemently opposing his entry into Class E.

Through the chairman's memories, Simo learned that the person's name was Karasuma Tadashi, nominally the physical education teacher of Class 3-E, but in reality, he was a special agent of the Japanese Ministry of Defense, a soldier among soldiers, an elite among elites.

Class 3-e was originally just a place where students gathered and were isolated under the guise of intensive training, where they lived a repressive campus life of being ridiculed and treated differently by other students.

But for some unknown reason, this terrorist who destroyed the moon is determined to go there to teach. He even boasts that anyone has a year to kill themselves, but if they are still alive after a year, they will destroy the Earth.

In response, governments around the world offered a 100 billion yen reward to recruit assassins to carry out the assassination, but all attempts failed. The students of Class E, who had the opportunity to be in close proximity to Koro-sensei, became humanity's hope for surviving until next year.

As a condition for the government to allow the teacher to teach, he cannot harm the students, but if the students manage to kill him, they will receive 100 billion yen from the government.

Karasuma Tadashi serves as the liaison between the students, Koro-sensei, and the government. In reality, he is responsible for monitoring Koro-sensei's every move while providing the students of Class 3-E with technical and psychological support, assisting them in their assassination attempts.

So Simo knew that if he didn't agree to let him enroll, it would be a big problem.

Changing Ujen's stance was not difficult for Seamus, a magician. "Thanks to Professor Verne for the special instruction," Seamus said, having already mastered the Confusion Charm before leaving Tristine.

It seems that ever since Seamus started using his staff in his left hand, his talent for learning magic has been fully unleashed.

Therefore, with just a simple incantation, Simo could completely silence the opposition from the Uzumaki.

However, Simo cannot do that now.

Because the target creature—the giant octopus—was sitting right across from him, and Seamus wasn't sure if his magic would work on it.

Moreover, even if magic works, whether it can hit the target is still a question.

According to intelligence gathered by governments around the world, the giant octopus, scientifically known as (by itself): Koro-sensei.

Claiming to be a native Earth creature, yet also an artificially created being, he possesses terrifyingly powerful abilities. He has been confirmed as the culprit behind the destruction of the moon! His main abilities are sixfold:

First characteristic: Superb regenerative ability. Its body regenerates rapidly after being damaged; if an entire tentacle is severed, it is expected to regenerate completely within 10 seconds.

Second: Superb flight ability. Koro-sensei can fly long distances at speeds reaching Mach 20.

To be honest, as a magician, Mr. Seamus was somewhat unfamiliar with the concept of Mach, but through other people's memories, he had a rough idea of ​​what it was.

So now Seamus knows that Mach 20 is roughly 20 times the speed of sound. This means that Seamus might have just taken out his wand and hadn't even had time to cast a spell before he was already disarmed by Koro-sensei.

But that's not all. Next comes Koro-sensei's third attribute: superhuman attack power. The strength of a single tentacle is no less than that of the strongest person on Earth, and he possesses high combat intelligence.

Fourthly: Superb evasion ability. Faced with Koro-sensei, who possesses a movement speed of 20 times the speed of sound, direct attacks are completely ineffective.

The fifth attribute: exceptional reaction speed and dynamic vision. This needs no explanation; without strong dynamic vision and reaction time, speed is useless. In fact, it's only natural that Koro-sensei possesses such abilities.

Sixth: Superb defensive capabilities. Koro-sensei can compress his body into a high-density orange crystal, enveloping his head within it. This state can withstand the impact of a nuclear bomb, the dissolution of liquid steel at temperatures above 1500°C, and corrosion from strong acids!

The above six points were collected after governments paid a heavy price. It can be seen that the Muggle government even used weapons such as nuclear bombs, but still could not kill him.

Mr. Seamus knew about nuclear bombs; even though he was a magician, he knew about such a weapon of mass destruction. But the creature in front of him was a terrifying being that could defend against nuclear bombs head-on!

Simo couldn't help but wonder.

At first glance, based on the information, Koro-sensei may seem to be a product of technology, but let's not forget that science was once arcane, a branch of magic.

In ancient times, such creatures did indeed exist, appearing in the myths of various countries.

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6. Myth, Doubt, and Acting Skills

Both Professor Binns and Professor Verne have said: "Myth is the history of wizards."

Although the situation in this world is still unclear, the myths and legends circulating in various countries within the Muggle world of Hogwarts are the most authentic history.

The Twelve Labors of Hercules, Ragnarok, the Battle of Zhuolu between the Yellow Emperor and Chiyou, and so on. Those battles, far beyond the imagination of mortals, did indeed take place in that world.