The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

Louise, who was being looked at with a disapproving gaze, also became nervous. After replenishing her strength, she stood up and asked, "Are you alright, Simon?"

P.S.: Thanks to the book lovers.

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58. You mischievous monkey, do you think you can escape the love of this humble nun?

Why is this happening?

Simo asked himself this question. At this moment, he was sitting on the ground, bound hand and foot. Louise was still somewhat humane and didn't make him kneel on a washboard.

"Hey? Are you alright?" Louise asked again.

Although the question was similar to the one from a few minutes earlier, Louise's tone was noticeably different. However, Simon was too preoccupied with his own self-pity to care.

Just now, after learning that Louise was the little hand that manipulated everything, Mr. Seamus had another small outburst in order to protect his reputation as not a masochist.

Just like his previous escape, this time Simo used explosive magic as cover, but instead took a ground route, breaking through from the side and retreating rapidly, while continuously using explosive magic to provide propulsion during the escape.

However, having learned from her previous experience, Louise was not about to let him off easily. Soon, Louise, Henrietta, Tabasha, and the others caught up with him one after another.

Although they didn't stick too close due to the power of the endless explosion magic, they quickly came up with a plan. Ilukuku and Tabasha suddenly accelerated, one on the left and one on the right, trying to bypass the area behind Simo where the explosions were being released and intercept him from the front.

This put Simo in crisis once again, but he had actually anticipated this situation and had even been looking forward to it for a long time.

Simo knew that as long as he remained in this world, he couldn't escape on his own, so he had to take a risky gamble.

Now that what he had been waiting for had happened, suddenly, Simo stopped releasing explosions behind him.

After moving forward a short distance using inertia, as Seamus's speed gradually slowed down, as Louise behind him began to gloat and Tabasha to his right frowned, Seamus, who had been charging up for a while, suddenly raised his arms towards himself.

"explosion!"

boom!

Simo charged toward Louise like a cannonball, catching Louise off guard and causing her eyes to widen in surprise.

That's right, to catch the thief, you must first catch the king! That's what Simo was thinking.

Using escape and explosion magic, they first separated Louise and her group, then suddenly turned around and attacked Louise.

Louise has already possessed and descended twice today, and she probably can't sustain it a third time. This can be seen from the fact that Louise hasn't used that cheat-like teleportation magic since Seamus's second escape.

Her strength has been greatly weakened! And this is Seamus's chance! As long as he captures Louise! As long as he forces Louise to agree!

As Louise drew closer, and seeing her somewhat panicked expression, Seamus smiled.

The next second, a goal is scored!

No wonder!

As if she had expected it, Henrietta suddenly appeared in front of Louise, watching with amusement as Seamus delivered himself to her doorstep.

And then, that was it...

"Hey! Hey! Are you alright? Don't scare me!"

Ignoring Louise's commotion, Simon continued his divergent thinking after recalling what had just happened. In any case, he couldn't do anything else but daydream.

Simo's first thought was: if Louise had asked him that question yesterday, how would he have answered?

Based on my own reaction and Louise's response, there is a 30% chance that I would force myself to answer "I'm fine" because I don't want Louise to worry about me.

However, there is a 30% chance that I will exaggerate my physical discomfort, because to be honest, I am actually looking forward to seeing Louise take care of me after I am "injured".

The remaining 30% possibility is that you exaggerate your physical discomfort. Hmm, this seems to be a repetition of what we've discussed before. Don't worry, the same reason can lead to different results depending on the variables.

For example, if Louise were more perceptive, she might have realized that she was faking illness. In that case, her fate would likely be to get a beating from Louise. See, that's another possible outcome, isn't it reasonable?

As for the remaining ten percent, of course, he exaggerated his physical discomfort, and Louise took care of him anxiously, giving him some perks along the way. But as the perks were being given, Louise realized that this bastard was faking illness! So she beat him up in a rage.

See, that makes perfect sense too, but that was yesterday, not today!

After Tiffany pointed out that he was, no, that he was a masochist in his past life, how could he possibly admit that he longed for some loving interactions with Louise and engaged in some special flirting?

Although Mr. Seamus himself believed it was just a special interaction between lovers, he knew that others, or rather, those around him, or more precisely, Henrietta and others, would not think so.

Mr. Seamus hates being labeled a masochist the most! So how could Mr. Seamus allow such a thing to happen!

(Henrietta: Stop fooling yourself, deep down you're just a masochistic jerk who craves to be beaten.)

Therefore, in response to Louise's question, he should have stubbornly replied "nothing" to save face. However, under new circumstances, things will develop in a new way.

Please don't forget, there's more than one person here now, and it wasn't Louise who started sparring with me before (Henrietta: Hey, it was clearly me who beat you up!). If that sadistic queen with insane strength hears me say I'm fine, will she beat me up again?

(Henrietta: You bastard, who are you calling a pervert? Who are you calling a sadist? I wasn't like this before.)

If it really turns out that way, wouldn't it be like I'm asking Henrietta for a beating?

So, if you say you're fine, Henrietta will beat you up; if you say you're in trouble, Louise will beat you up. No matter which you choose, you'll get beaten up, and this is just the foreplay!

After the beating, these guys will extract your soul and swap your body. Just think about how painful that process is to have a full-body plastic surgery.

Moreover, based on Tiffany's words, Simo speculated that the body that claimed to be his previous life was very likely a super masochist!

Does that mean I'll have to ask Louise to hit me every day from now on, ask the perverted sadistic queen to hit me (Henrietta: Hey! Don't give me meaningless omissions, it'll cause misunderstandings!), ask Tabasha to hit me...?

If you feel uncomfortable if you don't hit it, wouldn't that be even more disgusting than the current explosive constitution?

[What should I do? I don't want to beg them to beat me up. My king, Merlin, you son of a bitch, that scene is unimaginable!] Mr. Seamus muttered to himself, and his dead fish eyes when he was deep in thought were seen by Louise as a prelude to something about to collapse.

For a moment, Louise considered giving up on the idea of ​​swapping bodies with Simon. If Simon suffered a mental breakdown after the swap, who would she cry to?

Fortunately, Louise was not fighting alone. Seeing that Louise was wavering, Henrietta, who knew Simon's true thoughts, immediately gave her the first-hand information she had heard.

After listening, Louise immediately expressed her gratitude to Henrietta and reiterated that she would adhere to two unwavering principles: to stick to the basic principle of changing Simo's body and to make Simo realize his masochistic nature!

Henrietta expressed her appreciation for this, while also pointing out that Simo's treatment has now entered a critical phase, with various issues becoming more complex and new conflicts constantly emerging. It is precisely at this time that we cannot give up on Simo's "treatment," and in short, the "medicine" (beating him) cannot be stopped.

【Don't worry, you bastard, you won't need to beg us anymore. I swear in the name of Queen Tristain, someone will beat you up every day.】

Indeed, Henrietta "heard" Mr. Simon's thoughts. Thanks to her experiences and insights gained from traveling the world in search of "talented people," Henrietta has mastered the skill of reading people's minds.

Although this technique has many limitations, such as only being applicable to specific groups of people—those who aspire to chivalry, Henrietta says she's different now!

She wanted to prove that she was no longer the weak and incompetent queen! Nor was she the king who didn't understand people's hearts!

[Hmph! How dare a mere reincarnated concubine speak ill of me in her heart? Then don't blame me for "upholding" the king's dignity!]

I traveled to different worlds for you, and I forced myself to learn all sorts of sadistic techniques so that I could win your favor when we met again, but you didn't appreciate it at all and even spoke ill of me.

[Outrageous disrespect! Confiscation of property! Seizure and impoundment! Immediate execution!]

If Simo still had memories of his past life, he would be astonished upon learning Henrietta's thoughts: what had happened to turn a gentle and kind queen into this tyrant?

Unfortunately, he no longer has those memories.

"Hey, wake up! Stop spacing out!"

After being kicked by Louise, Seamus finally stopped daydreaming.

He found himself back beneath the clock tower where Louise's true form was bound, without him even realizing it.

Beneath her feet was a magic circle that had been prepared long ago, and standing motionless to the side was a soulless body, her past life—a talented person.

Louise began to look around at the girls surrounding her: "Henrietta, Tabisa, Tiffany, Ilukuku, Shesta!"

Looking at each person one by one, it was as if they were taking attendance, or as if they were expressing gratitude, their faces full of joy.

“Let’s begin!” Louise said excitedly.

However, Simo was overwhelmed by a persistent sense of despair.

He saw Tiffany step forward and raise her wand at him first, and Seamus closed his eyes as if awaiting death.

But for some reason, he didn't feel anything for a long time.

"That's it? No way?"

With a sense of unease, Simo opened his eyes.

"Ah?"

PS1: Guess what happened? It definitely wasn't a body swap.

PS2: Henrietta is a plot hole, it was set up a long time ago. As for what kind of plot hole it is, I think some people can guess. The hints are very obvious, you can even find it easily with a simple Baidu search.

PS3: The next chapter will basically conclude this volume. I originally wanted to go back to Hogwarts as a transition, but surprisingly, no one was chosen... Okay, I'm going to play with the giant octopus now, but don't be discouraged, everyone else! Because I'm writing a crossover, who says Koro-sensei's world can't have other characters? Like, for example, the silent disaster guy from a certain official pairing. As for which characters will appear, please look forward to it!

PS4: Bowing in gratitude to my fellow readers.

Thank you for the donations from Xiao Aiyo and Fusheng Chenmeng.

59. Crying, parting, and new beginnings

When Mr. Seamus opened his eyes hesitantly, the first thing he found was that he was still tied up, tightly so that he could not move and his whole body ached. This almost made Mr. Seamus shout with joy.

Please don't misunderstand, it's not that Mr. Seamus has awakened some special physique again, but rather that he has discovered that his body is still the original one.

"What's going on?" / "Tabasa, what's going on?"

Just as Simon was wondering what was going on, he heard Louise's question. Then, when he looked up, he saw an unbelievable scene: Siesta, Ilukuku, and Tabassa had each used their magic to bind Tiffany, Henrietta, and Louise, and were looking at them with amusement.

"Huh! Huh???"

Internal strife?

This situation, this scene, left Mr. Seamus completely baffled. Was it an unequal distribution of spoils? Insubordination? Power struggle? Six people were too many, so why not divide it among three?

[If I were to shout at this moment that you are all my wings and mediate their conflict, would I be able to escape punishment afterwards?] Although Mr. Seamus was not handsome, he always had very beautiful dreams.

However, before Mr. Simon could speak, Henrietta was the first to notice something amiss: "No! Louise! She's not Tabassa!"

After Henrietta's reminder, Louise, who had been immersed in the pain of betrayal, noticed something amiss: How could Siesta, who couldn't use magic, possibly cast Elemental Cage? How could Ilukuku, whose true form was a dragon, use a wand to cast a spell? And finally, how could Tabitha, who always had a stoic expression, be looking at her with a mocking expression?

"Who are you? Where are they?" Louise glared angrily at the imposter posing as Tabasa.

"Don't worry, they are my students' 'ex' girlfriends after all, we won't hurt them too badly."