The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

As a result, Misaka Mikoto, who was standing nearby, also got playful and tried to draw circles on Simo's face, just like him.

How can this be!

"A person should not lower their noble head."

He stood up with a whoosh, glaring and proudly raising his head.

"Only shut-ins and sissies beg for 'dog food' handouts! What's freezing and starving? Even a hamburger can't make me open my mouth! I'll burst out laughing at the chunks of meat!"

As Ximo grew more and more excited, he felt as if he had forgotten his hunger. No, not that he had forgotten, but rather that he could gain immense satisfaction just by seeing Misakako's furious face, which showed that she was powerless against him.

Fulfilling! Exciting! Thrilling!

Simo even felt as if he could hear the sound of dopamine filaments flowing into his blood vessels and stimulating the neurons to pulsate.

Hunger? Who cares anymore!

Unparalleled ecstasy spurred Simo to sing at the top of his lungs: "The devil's palace trembles with laughter; this is me—a poor proletarian bone! Singing triumphant songs to bury... oh!"

"Shut up! Just eat!"

Unable to bear it any longer, Theristina grabbed the dog food from Seamus's mouth and stuffed it full of his without saying a word! Then she covered his mouth tightly, silencing his eerie noise!

And so, the world finally became quiet!

Waaah!

With his mouth stuffed full of food and unable to breathe through his skin, Simo, feeling extremely uncomfortable, had no choice but to start chewing.

Damn it! What is this? What is this?!

It's clearly just cheap junk food, full of unsaturated fatty acids and cholesterol—chronic killers that induce various cancers—but what exactly is filling my mouth? And why does it taste so good!

Seeing that Simo finally started eating obediently, Theristina was also furious, and she got so angry that she started yelling again!

【Holy?shit! i?should?do?this?fvcking?things?early! 】

However, because she was really afraid that some bastard would try to do another "buy one get ten free" deal, Theristina only thought about such curses in her mind.

But that didn't stop her from smugly telling Misaka Mikoto, "Mikoto-chan, did you see that? Next time you encounter a man who's indecisive like this, do you know what to do? One word! Go head-to-head!"

Upon hearing this, Ximo, who was eating, flew into a rage. How could he be someone that just anyone could do as they pleased!

And get your dirty hands off!

So he bit her palm without hesitation, which startled Theristina so much that she quickly pulled her hand back.

Is your son a dog?

"Counter-shock deployment soldier (anyway, not born in the Year of the Pig)"

Simo rolled her eyes as she replied, probably because she had too much in her mouth, the researcher didn't quite hear what the bastard was saying.

I just watched him chew a few times hastily, then swallow it whole, and then grab the bottle next to him and gulp it down.

Ximo declared righteously that after all that, there really was something to do. Besides, since we've already eaten, why be so reserved?

So, without any hesitation, he took the initiative and grabbed a handful of chicken pieces, stuffing them into his mouth.

Theristina, watching from the side, couldn't help but get annoyed: "How's it? Is the dog food tasty, you little rascal?"

Using their own methods against them, Theristina couldn't wait to see someone's stunned expression! Well, if her hands weren't covered in food, she'd be eager to take a picture.

But the result was extremely disappointing to her.

"Are you an idiot? I eat dog food, and what do you eat? If I'm a dog, do you want to be a female...?"

The last word was not uttered, because Theristina had already grabbed Seamus by the neck and started shaking him, unable to bear it any longer.

"Spit it out! Spit it out right now!"

"Let go! You old hag!"

How could Simon possibly surrender so easily? He fought back fiercely. And regarding this renewed stalemate, Theristina smugly declared that she wasn't fighting alone! Her reinforcements weren't just bribed with food for nothing!

"Mikoto-chan! Come quick, help me!"

Seymour, already overwhelmed, was immediately shocked: "You filthy adult! Misaka Takeru! If you're still a man and have any sense of honor... for the sake of being the same age and gender! Help me beat her, and I'll do you a magic trick!"

Having exhausted all his ideas and having no food to offer, Ximo could only continue writing about fun things.

But... classmate! Where's your integrity?

Turning magic into magic? Heavenly Chispapa would weep!

But Simo declared: As long as I can beat this old hag! I don't care about principles!

Furthermore! Times have changed! Faced with new problems and a new normal, how can we succeed without taking new actions?

However... after a long standoff, the expected reinforcements were nowhere to be seen.

Misaka Mikoto/Misaka Takeru, where are you?

The two, locked in a stalemate, glanced to the side and discovered that the adorable Misaka was counting one, two, three on her fingers.

Then, with a dazed look in her head, she asked, "Sister Therese, there are clearly three words in 'front view,' so why did you use 'one word'?"

"Huh?" x2?k?s?b?

226. Teaching Practice After Teaching by Example (Supplement to this week's update)

The wonderful combination of chicken and vegetables, the pure aroma of wheat and the unique fragrance of fried chicken blend together, giving it an enticing sheen.

Is this bearable? Can I not eat it?

That can't be right~

How could Simon allow such a heinous thing to happen!

"Awoo! Awoo! Awoo! Ugh~"

Seeing Simo let out a satisfied groan, Theristina wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, took the bill from the shopkeeper, and her beautiful eyes widened instantly when she saw the long string of numbers on it!

WTF! How many digits are I seeing now?

Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands, hundred thousands—if it weren't for the currency symbol being "Yaobao" instead of "$", the researcher would have really wanted to send Simo back for dissection!

Although she had generously offered to pay for all the guests, she only realized this after Simo started eating...

Are you a pig, you little bastard?

The total cost of everyone else's food was only around 4 to 5 yen, but what about this little bastard? He ate 6 yen all by himself!

More than a hundred hamburgers and thirty snacks, what other dimension did you put them into?

"Does the customer need installment payment?" Sadao Mao kindly reminded him. He had a very good impression of this "wife-type healing" older sister in front of him, not to mention that she had given him such a large amount of business today.

Unexpectedly, despite looking pained, Theristina gritted her teeth and said, "Swipe the card!"

Damn rich people!

The miserable lower-class citizen, Maou Sadao, unwaveringly expressed his class stance in his heart! And then the next sentence was:

Hey, rich guy, let's be friends!

Although he really wanted to say that, Maou Sadao, who was poor but had great integrity, ultimately held back with his composure.

"Wow... uh, cough cough, please come this way to pay the bill."

Completely oblivious to the two leaving, Misaka Mikoto, who was already stunned, stared blankly at Simo's happy little face next to the mountain of empty cardboard boxes.

Then, as if she had suddenly thought of something, her eyes lit up!

With her tiny arms and legs, she hopped off her seat and walked over to Seamo's side. She glanced at him cautiously, hesitating for a few seconds. But only for a few seconds, because Mikoto, having already been influenced by Academy City's scientific ideals, believed that curiosity was an unstoppable human instinct!

So, while Simo was still savoring the taste with his eyes closed, Misaka Mikoto shamelessly stretched out her wicked little hand!

Touch it, rub it, pinch it!

Although it's not very big, and it doesn't bulge out like in the comics, how can it hold so much stuff?

However, the feel of it is surprisingly good!

Just as Mikoto was eagerly anticipating further exploration of the mysterious organ suspected of being linked to another dimension...

Snapped!

"Ouch! What are you doing?"

Clutching the spot reddened by Shimo's greasy, dirty hands, Misaka Mikoto almost cried out in pain. "It was just a touch on my stomach! Why are you being so petty!"

"Sorry, I don't have such a refined and popular fetish as being gay."

"you!"

Misaka Mikoto was so angry she wanted to bite someone. Although she didn't understand what Shimo meant by "gaoji" and didn't know how to refute it, she instinctively felt that it wasn't a nice thing to say.

"Hey! Over there! Stop arguing! Who was it that just promised to get along and be polite?"

"I'm sorry! That was disgusting!"

Seeing the female researcher return with a sour face, out of respect for his long-term meal ticket, Simo very straightforwardly apologized. (Although the last part was a little unclear, Simo insisted that it wasn't because he had ulterior motives; look, he pronounced the first three words, "I'm sorry," very clearly.)

On the contrary, Mikoto, after hearing Simo's (very insincere) apology, and remembering that the other party was a boy, also awkwardly apologized to Simo.

Touching a boy's stomach or something...

What was wrong with me? I actually did something so shameful!

(In Japanese, the terms for "I" are different for men and women, so when Shimo said "boku," Mikoto immediately realized that the other person was actually a boy.)

Although I don't understand why the effeminate man suddenly blushed when I apologized, it was all a trivial matter.

She looked at Theristina who walked up to her, and the eager-looking shopkeeper.

A slight smile appeared on Ximo's lips. He had never been an obedient and compliant citizen.

"Manager, ten more Big Macs, please!"

Thump! The Stetina, losing her balance, slipped and fell. If she hadn't grabbed the seat next to her in time, she would have fallen to the ground.

Meanwhile, Misaka Mikoto stared in surprise at Seimu's... belly. (I really want to examine it more closely!)

"You little bastard, aren't you afraid of stuffing yourself to death?!"

Just as Theristina was about to lecture Seamus on the meaning of "moderation," she suddenly heard Seamus add with a smile several seconds later, "Take it all away!"