The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

These spineless scumbags! You lot!

Are you guys just going to succumb to money like this?

Where are the Showa-era men? Where are those passionate men who once launched the Red Army right under the noses of the American devils? Where are their sailor uniforms and machine guns?

If one were to use a poem to describe Ximo's feelings at this moment, it would probably be this: "One hundred and forty thousand men laid down their arms, not a single one a true man! The Yamato people are doomed!"

However, these are not the things that annoyed Ximo the most! Why do I say that?

Because, you see, a little kid with short, light brown hair actually came over and touched his head, saying, "Be a good boy and listen to your big sister, okay, little one!"

Pah! You little brat, who doesn't even know what grade you're in, have the nerve to call me a kid? And another thing! My head isn't a toy, don't touch it like that!

Snapped!

Without hesitation, Simon committed a foul by hitting the hand!

The little guy opposite him clutched his hand in pain, tears welling up in his eyes, looking just like a sissy!

"Hey! Why are you hitting him!"

"Other people? You're a boy, aren't you!"

Why is Simon so sure the other person is a boy? Didn't he see that the other person has no chest or butt and is wearing casual shorts?

Well, although he's a bit delicate-looking and looks cute, there are so many cross-dressers these days! Ximo, who firmly believes "someone this cute must be a boy," won't fall for it!

So! You can't fool me, you cross-dresser!

"Shut up! Sissy, don't talk to me! I still have to fight the evil capitalists!"

With that, Ximo turned around gracefully, leaving the sissy with a dashing back view, letting him open his eyes and see what a real man's battle is all about!

That's right, I'm fighting for survival right now and I don't have time to argue with little kids!

But what she bumped into was a cunning female researcher...

"Oh dear~ My legs aren't chicken burgers~ If you don't apologize properly, you won't get lunch~"

Grabbing her "cute little brother's" head, Theristina said proudly.

Notice regarding the release and updates of the new book, "Offering Hats to a Beautiful World".

As you can see, after a month of procrastination, the new book has been uploaded.

So what exactly is the story this time?

It's about a demi-human transmigrator named Hat (actually named Sato~) who takes a little girl and a mentally challenged goddess to another world to fight demon lords.

The Demon King Who Blooms on the Ridge! The Demon King Who Works Part-Time! The Demon King Who's a Stay-at-Home Dad! The Demon King Who's Completely Controlled by His Eye-Catching Secretary! The Demon King Who Loses All Authority After Falling into Misfortune and Only Does More Than Help! The Goblin Demon King! The Demon King Who Understands Economics But Doesn't Work Properly and Only Knows How to Show Off His Love with the Hero!!!

All the great demon kings, all the universes, past and future, all the demon kings, I will destroy them all (wearing a hat)!

Anyway!

Haramura Kazu, your wife has been arrested for gambling!

Sadao Maou! You are suspected of operating an unlicensed restaurant in another world and promoting junk food! All illegal gains are confiscated! A fine of 1 million Eris is imposed!

And another one! You couple up ahead, firing flashbangs! Stop right there! Stop right there! I'll condemn you for abusing single people!

Hey! Aqua! Don't just stand there! Those who don't work don't deserve a share of the bounty!

Tanaka~, Megumin, chase after them! Kill the lovey-dovey couple! The peace of the world rests on your shoulders!

Darkness! If even one person slips through, there will be no "reward" tonight!

In short, this is a cheerful story about protagonists whose values ​​are mostly positive.

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Next, regarding this book. Now that the new book has been uploaded, updates to this one will naturally be affected a bit~ (Wow, why do I suddenly feel so happy~)

In short, I will finish writing it, but it will be slow. So how exactly will it be slow?

Even-numbered months: two updates a day, the same as now; odd-numbered months: one update a week (feeling guilty →_→), at 5:30 PM on Friday nights;

Hey, stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! It's just because I have a new book! Everyone, please be reasonable, I'm still updating every day!

Narrator: So how many updates will the new book have each day?

Author: Traitor! Your lunchbox is gone tonight!

――――The dividing line to kill the narrator――――――

Well, anyway, starting tomorrow, I'm a Weekly Shonen! (Just pray I don't evolve into a Monthly Shonen!)

I'm so happy I can be lazy! Let's get started, my lazy soul! Yeah!

After three months of pent-up stress, it's finally going to explode! Even my great-uncle couldn't stop me from watching the newest anime! Lion! Angel! Lost! Idol! It's been so hard for me to only be catching up on these shows now!

Finally, thank you to everyone who has been with me and tolerated my whims along the way~ See you on Friday~ (Of course, see you every day for the new book).

P.S.: It's so annoying that I can't see any updates in the work's related section!

223. The Misaka family motto is: No freeloading!

"Oh dear, little one, it's all my fault for being careless. You haven't had lunch yet, have you? Ai-chan, could you please give me a kids' meal?" As she spoke, Theristina gave a meaningful glance to the person next to her.

Glug glug~

Xiao Ai, the waitress who also heard the "thunder" sound, couldn't help but laugh: "Okay~ Miss Lefrenne~"

Then he turned around to get the food.

Glug glug~

[Damn it! Have I gotten so close to the food-providing angel? I really want her to give me some food too! But... I don't have any money... Damn it!]

Glug glug~

"Big sister, this...this isn't quite right, is it?" The effeminate man tugged at Therese's skirt nervously and said cautiously, "My mother told me that it's bad to eat for free, and that you shouldn't accept favors from others without putting in any effort."

[Well done! You sissy, I never expected you to have such ambition! Wow~ I'm really impressed!]

Glug glug~

Ugh! I'm so hungry! But it's okay, even a sissy like me has such spirit, how could I possibly give in! You can't beat me, you old witch!

"Oh my, what a well-mannered child (pats head like a pet), not at all like my silly kid~ (sighs), little friend, what's your name?"

[Police officers! This is the person! Quick! Arrest her! On charges of abducting multiple young boys!]

“Mikoto~Misaka.Mikoto~”

【Huh? Mikoto? Misaka Takeru?】

"Alright, since you were so ambitious just now, I'll reluctantly take you on as my underling~ By the way, Misaka Takeru~ Since you came to the fast food restaurant alone, you must have brought something with you, right? Yes, that really smelly stuff~ Here, as protection money for today, cough cough, I mean as a gift for meeting the boss, shouldn't you buy me a hamburger?"

"Big sister, what is little brother saying? Bao Hu Fei?" The 10-year-old "Misaka Takeru" tilted her head and asked. Clearly, she didn't understand the dirty adult world.

"He's having a fit of chuunibyou, just ignore him~" Theristina pushed up her glasses and said coldly, "But Mikoto-chan is really cute~"

Theristina squatted down, hugged Misaka tightly, and affectionately rubbed her face against "his" little face, but the two mounds of fat on her chest seemed to be pressing down on him and making him uncomfortable.

[Damn it! You old hag! How dare you seduce such a young boy! Shameless! Shameless! So filthy!]

"Manager! Manager! Someone is openly molesting a young boy here! Aren't you going to do anything about it? Isn't anyone going to do anything about it?!" How could Ximo possibly stand by and watch his newly recruited underling succumb to the attack of sugar-coated flesh bombs!

However, the store manager, Sadao Maou, just stood aside and scratched his head. Although he admired the fact that little Simo managed to shout "call the store manager" with the air of "call the security guard," his current sugar daddy was a married woman!

And... a cute little boy?

Although Mikoto-chan is dressed a bit like a boy, when did he become such a cute little boy? Never mind, even the police don't care about this kind of thing, so why should a mere shop manager like him care? And why would he offend Miss Theristina, who's in such a good mood, for the sake of a brat?

Seeing that the shopkeeper was unmoved, or rather, ignored him, Ximo had no choice but to advise the effeminate man based on his own experience: "Hey! Misaka Takeru! Stay away from that old hag! (I'm doing this for your own good! That gossip's signature move is the spinning kick!)"

"Hmm, although the name is correct, why do I always feel that your pronunciation is a little subtle?" The cute Misaka 'Takeru' tilted her head in confusion.

In Japan, it's common to see situations where something is read as "XX" but written as "XX". For example, it might be read as "mermaid" but written as "knight-errant"; "gentleman" but written as "pervert"; or "feminist" but written as "lolicon" or something similar.

(Only women under 1.5 meters tall enjoy women's rights! Have you all supported the author's new book?)

In fact, it's not just these examples; there are many similar cases in names, such as surnames that are pronounced like "eagle" but not written as "little bird." However, the situation is somewhat different in given names.

Perhaps because Japanese people place great importance on the distinction between boys and girls, even though they have the same pronunciation, they use different kanji characters when used as boys' names and when used as girls' names.

Therefore, when Mikoto is used as a boy's name, the Chinese character is "尊" (zun), similar to Zhou Fangzun (Suoh.Mikoto). However, when used as a girl's name, the Chinese characters can be 美琴 (měiqín), 水琴 (shuǐqín), 御琴 (yùqín), 美言 (měiyán), 美寿 (měishòu), 弥琴 (míqín), 神琴 (shénqín), 美殊 (měishū), 海琴 (hǎiqín), etc.

So, please be understanding if little Simo misunderstands his name because he's mistaken about the gender; after all, he's a foreigner.

"Miss Lefrenne~"

Just then, Xiao Ai returned carrying a plate full of food.

"Um, one order of Chicken McNuggets, a small corn cup, and plain milk for drinks... and finally, this, ta-da~"

Carefully counting the food to prevent any omissions, and after confirming that everything was correct, Xiao Ai took out the toy that came with the children's meal like she was showing off a treasure!

Huh? What is this?

Simo looked at the anthropomorphic frog doll with disdain. He thought only an idiot would...

"Ah! It's Gekota! So cute!"

"..."

Looking at Misaka Takeru's excited face, Shimo didn't know what to say.

Cute? This thing? Are you kidding me?

What surprised Simo even more was that a certain older, marriage-obsessed female researcher (who was only in her early twenties!) who had noticed the toy figure because of Misaka Takeru's scream actually showed a look of delight at seeing a predator!

"Huh? It really is! So cute! Is that a frog?"

"Gekota isn't a frog, Gekota is just Gekota!" Misaka Takeru said, and began to give Theristina a detailed account of the history of the Gekota family.

That serious little face of hers amused Theristina, who was looking at her: "Oh dear~ Misaka, if you don't eat soon, your lunch will get cold~"

"Huh? But... but... Mom said..."

Perhaps because he really wanted the toy, the effeminate boy hesitated when refusing this time, which gave Simo a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Theristina picked up the plush toy called Gekota and asked, "Doesn't Misaka want this anymore?"