The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

"Take control if you can, and try to lose as little money as possible." That's what Seamus said as he demonstrated his newly learned skills to Dean, Harry, Hermione, and the others.

Regarding the atypical explosion during the Transfiguration class, Seamus stated that it was truly an accident, caused by Pansy distracting him. However, Hermione and Palty, who had witnessed Seamus's performance, did not believe his explanation.

Dean and Ron didn't believe it either, but they expressed their strong support for Seamus to continue practicing in this area. As for Harry and Neville, they just looked on without saying anything.

However, at dinner, they each left a chicken leg for Simo, which made Simo very upset.

I'm telling the truth, so why doesn't anyone believe me? Explosions aren't something you can just happen whenever you want.

But after arriving in this world, Seamus discovered that the problem of "not being able to decide when to explode" had been inexplicably solved. Mr. Seamus was happy, Miss Louise was happy, Ms. Seabrutz was helpless, and Mr. Maricrum was furious.

"what happened?"

"I was standing in the front row and I got hit by a clod of dirt!"

"I was standing in the last row and I still got hit by a clod of dirt!"

"I was standing in the crowd when I was hit,"

"I crouched down, but I still got hit."

“Tell me what’s wrong!” Maricrum demanded angrily.

Simo blinked: "Isn't it normal to get hit by something like an explosion, which is uncontrollable?"

"Then why were only a few of us hit! Look, look at the others! Look at her, she was standing at the very front the whole time, yet she's completely unharmed." Marikrum said, pointing at Churuk.

This annoyed Chuluk. He had been standing there quietly, not offending anyone, just trying to observe potential prey up close so he could make his move. How did he get involved? And: "Marikrum, what do you mean by that?"

"Are you really looking forward to other classmates getting hit?" Simo asked suggestively. He learned this speaking skill from Pansy, and how he learned it was a humiliating story.

In short, Simo was looked down upon by the other girls who overheard the conversation for a long time afterward.

However, to Chuluk, Simo's words sounded like heavenly music. Yes, so true, that's exactly what I wanted to say. In an instant, Chuluk considered Simo a kindred spirit.

“That’s not what I meant! But it doesn’t make sense that we were the only ones hit by all those explosions,” Maricum argued.

"What's unreasonable about it? Look, I got hit too." Ximo pointed to himself, after all, he could make mistakes too.

"What about Louise who's next to you? And Ms. Sibruz, they're so close to you, why are they completely unharmed?"

19. Seamus: I Have a Special Way of Getting Revenge (Part 2)

Seamus's eyes widened, and then he said in a surprised tone, "Mr. Maricrum, please watch your words. Ms. Sibrutz is a Triangle-level mage."

Before she could finish speaking, Ms. Sibrutz coughed heavily and said, "Mr. Maricrum, do you have any doubts about my abilities?"

"I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm confused, but Louise..."

Ms. Sibruz ignored Maricrum and gave Seamus a long look, feeling grateful for his help in restoring her authority as a teacher in the classroom.

As for Maricrum's question, Ms. Sibruz saw it very clearly. Several times, clods of earth from the explosion were about to fly towards Louise, but Simon, who was standing in front, blocked them with his body.

Actually, not only Ms. Sibruz, but almost everyone in the classroom saw it, and Louise blushed with embarrassment under everyone's gaze.

At this moment, the classroom was vaguely divided into three factions: Simon, Louise, and Ms. Sybruz were in one faction, Maricolm and a few other boys were in another, and the rest were neutral.

For the neutrals, Seamus's magic didn't hit them, and compared to Louise's indiscriminate attacks, Seamus's explosions were more visually appealing and skillful. They just watched for fun, since they weren't the ones getting hit.

As for those who have stood up to criticize Simo for doing the wrong thing, saying that you can't bully your classmates?

"Have they gone mad?" Professor Sibruz didn't say a word, and she didn't see that guy. After casting dozens of spells, he didn't show any signs of fatigue. On the contrary, he seemed to be getting more and more energetic.

Simo commented to his classmate: "Being able to cast spells freely without suppressing myself is truly delightful."

"In short, this is unreasonable!"

"Yes! Why? Why were only a few of us hit?"

"It must have been you who did this!"

Maricrum and others stated that no matter how much nonsense Simo spouted, they were convinced that Simo was doing it on purpose, and they didn't need a reason, only the result.

Faced with such a simple and blunt question from Marikrum and the others, Simo first scratched his head in distress, then showed an expression of sudden realization, and then stared at Marikrum with a sympathetic look for a long time.

Maricrum felt a chill run down his spine from Seamo's gaze, and finally couldn't help but ask, "What... what are you looking at?"

Simo sighed and said with a sympathetic look, "You haven't done anything to offend Moira recently, have you? Why don't you go to the Temple of Fate and pray for the goddess's forgiveness?"

As for the goddess of fate, it was something Seamus asked Louise about last night, or rather, early this morning. Since they had already transmigrated to another world, how could they not find out if there were any gods? Although the professors all said that the gods that Muggles talked about were those powerful mages from history, such as Odin and Isis.

However, what Simon did not expect was that he would hear the names of many Greek gods from Louise, and even that there was a country in this world called Romania, and that the head of that country was called the Pope!

This surprised Seamus, but due to time constraints and Louise's limited knowledge of politics, he didn't learn much about it. However, he did learn the names of some of the main gods and discovered their striking similarities to those on Earth.

For example, Moira, a name representing the Greek goddess of fate. Initially, the Greeks believed that each person had their own goddess of fate. In Homer's epics, they appear in plurals, without individual names. However, Hesiod says they are three sisters: Lachesis, Clotho, and Atropos, who bestow blessings and misfortunes upon people. The Romans called the goddess of fate Parca.

Ignoring Seamus's literary reverie, Maricolm across from him was furious. What had this bastard just said? That he'd offended God? Who else could he have offended recently besides Louise? (Seamus: Ms. Sibrutz, Chuluk, and me.) Did this guy mean that Louise was the illegitimate daughter of the goddess of fate? And that the mastermind behind it all was the true God?

What a joke! She's clearly a useless piece of trash, just like Louise Zero, who can't do anything but explode things!

【etc】

As if struck by lightning, Marikrum felt he had discovered something, and he smiled sinisterly.

“Like master, like familiar,” Marikrum said, looking at Seamus with disdain.

"How many times have you failed? 20 times? 50 times? It can't be 100 times, can it?" Maricrum said with an exaggerated expression, and his cronies chimed in.

"This is truly remarkable! A mere alchemical spell failed 100 times. Hahaha!"

"Of course, compared to your useless owner, you are still somewhat useful. At least you are better at fixing things than she is."

"Would you like me to recommend a blacksmith job? Carpentry or stonemasonry are also fine, take your pick. Hahaha."

Chuluk raised an eyebrow, glanced at Seamus and Louise's expressions, and then discreetly took a few steps back. Kiss and the others, however, remained unfazed, watching the spectacle unfold.

Ms. Sybruz wanted to speak, but Louise stopped her, trusting Sybruz.

Looking at Maricum, who was laughing arrogantly and smugly, Seamus sighed softly, "With your voices so loud, why don't you form a band?"

After saying that, Seamus waved his wand without even looking at anyone else.

boom!

"Bah!"

The burst of dirt flew precisely into Maricrum's mouth—a special favor from Seamus. As for his henchmen? One was rolling on the ground, covering his eyes, another was frantically picking at his ears, and the others' faces were at least a mess.

"You bastard, you did it on purpose!" Marikrum, his eyes red with anger, glared at Seamo after spitting out the mud.

"Oops, sorry, my hand slipped."

How could someone be so careless as to drop their hand like that?

Mariclum was furious: "You bastard! I challenge you to a duel!"

Simo raised an eyebrow. Although Marikrum looked taller and much stronger than Simo, he still asked, "A duel? Are you sure?"

The crowd became even more excited; indeed, blowing up a person is more satisfying than blowing up an inanimate object.

Maricrum's henchmen looked on in astonishment. Boss, did you drink the wrong potion? A duel with this guy? Are you sure?

Louise also thought Seamus was bound to win; Marikrum, who had a cold, was indeed an idiot, while Seamus silently thought about Hogwarts.

P.S.: There will be another update at noon today.

20. Simo's "glorious" past

Last year at Gilderoy Peacock's fighting club, Simo was the champion for several consecutive weeks, although Simo didn't actually fight many matches because later on, when others saw that their opponent was Simo, they simply gave up and admitted defeat.

During the competition, Colin Crevey, who was one level below Seamo, interviewed several of the favorites to win the title. They said, "It's not worth it to fight that bastard Seamo. He has no skill at all, it's all about luck."

"If this guy attacks first, shouting that he's going to eliminate you with his weapon, but then it explodes, even armor won't protect you!"

"However, you finally managed to seize the opportunity to attack first. He used his armor to protect himself, but the armor protection didn't work. An explosion knocked him and you unconscious together."

"How can we fight like this? How can we fight like this?"

Therefore, while Seamus's title of fighting champion may be somewhat questionable, fighting him is truly not a good idea; one wrong move and both sides could be severely injured.

However, Simo was a seasoned veteran, and he recovered quickly after his own explosion, while you were still lying in the medical wing.

"Not worth it, not worth it at all! Unless this scoundrel deliberately threw the match." These words were spoken by Blaise Zabini, who had finally made it to the semi-finals, only to be knocked unconscious by a version of "armor protection" from Saimo. He lost the match because he woke up a little later than Saimo.

Extremely disappointed, Zabini forced himself to watch the final match the next day, which was Seamus versus Dean Thomas. Many people were looking forward to this derby, but it was the foolish lion who was also friends with him. The Slytherin snakes loved to see this kind of infighting.

Zabini was really looking forward to the two little lions killing each other, and he hoped that they would both end up in the hospital after the competition, or that Dean would be hospitalized, and that their friendship would be broken from then on.

So what did Zabini see? What did he see?!

In the final match, Seamus and Dean fought back and forth, their battles were earth-shattering, the explosions, the sounds, the dazzling visuals were like galleons, the thunderous roar never stopping! But Dean, as their opponent, was completely unharmed!

"How can you hold back like this! How can you be so shameless! Why didn't you have such a sharp eye when you were fighting me!"

"Referee! Where is the referee? I protest!" However, the enthusiastic atmosphere around him drowned out his loud shouts, and what happened next made Zabini even angrier, and the more he watched, the angrier he became.

"That shameless guy! He actually acted! He faked losing! And he even looked so regretful! Does he have no sportsmanship at all?"

An enraged Zabini loudly denounced the match to Colin, a reporter for the Hogwarts Gazette (edited by Professor Kadmund), and strongly demanded that the organizers treat the matter fairly and severely punish those who rigged the match and disrespected the spirit of dueling, preferably with a five-year ban.

However, Colin, who had already been hinted at by Harry, made no mention of Zabini in his school newspaper article. The entire piece was a celebration of the fight between the champion and runner-up, and included Dumbledore's commentary on the match:

Enraged, Zabini tore up the newspaper in the common room, and it's said he never read the school newspaper again after that.

According to a gossipy person who deliberately leaked information to Slytherin, that night, the runner-up happily told the champion in the dormitory, "There aren't many opportunities like this to cast spells so casually, without worrying about blowing people up or getting scolded by the professors, even if it's just casting spells on an empty space."

After hearing this, Ron and Neville both expressed their willingness to help Seamus. They felt that outsiders shouldn't only see the friendship between Seamus and Dean; they were roommates, and they should help each other out when good things happened and share the honors.

Harry didn't speak at the time because of Parseltongue and the Little Dark Room incident. During that period, Harry's relationships with everyone except Ron were very strained, and he was not easy to approach.

Later, after learning that Harry had quietly helped them resolve the issue with the school newspaper report, the dorm mates reconciled. Sadly, however, they never had the chance to meet again in the finals, and then Ron's sister Ginny went missing.

Looking at Marikrum's arrogant expression, Seamus suddenly had a strange thought: Could this guy actually be a good person? Or is he really just stupid?

To be honest, after a while, Simo got really bored of constantly blasting clods of dirt. This was a good opportunity to test whether his left hand was truly free to do as he pleased.

However, as the saying goes, "Life is not a bed of roses (＇)" Maricrum proved with his actions that he was no fool.

Just when everyone, including Seamus and Maricrum's accomplices, thought that what was about to happen was a battle filled with explosions and screams, Maricrum said, "Fighting is so boring."

"I see you've already cast quite a few spells. Your stamina and mana must be running high, right?"

“I won’t bully you. This lesson is about alchemy, and you’ve practiced so many times. How about we have a competition to see who can turn clay into brass faster and better?” Maricrum said this with an expression that said, “I’m totally looking out for you.”