The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

As for the emperor and all that!

Do you understand constitutional monarchy?

Ha, you're saying that if the emperor has the right to wage war against foreign powers, that doesn't count as true democracy?

Hmph! That's called a dual monarchy!

The Baidu textbook on the Chinese Federation clearly states that the dual constitutional monarchy is a form of rule in which the bourgeoisie and the landlord class jointly exercise dictatorship, and in essence, it still belongs to the framework of capitalist democratic politics!

Therefore, the Federation of China is also a democratic regime!

That's right! Just like Holy Brittany, although it has a Son of Heaven, an emperor, a grand eunuch, and a noble family, it is the world's largest democratic country!

Chidori Kaname, who is compatible with both Brittany and Japan, was born into the warm bed of democracy and is the future successor of democratic politics!

Ms. Chidori would never hit anyone during a class democracy meeting, absolutely not!

"Hey, Chidori, say something! Do we want to vote? Hurry up and say your opinion! Everyone's waiting for class!" However, the current Mr. Simon is a grotesque version of Mr. Simon, and he's not going to let Miss Chidori have her way.

Ignoring Ms. Chidori's furious, murderous expression, he said, "If you girls lack confidence in yourselves, then we guys will be magnanimous and let you surrender and lose half."

what?

Lack of confidence? How could we lack confidence? Even in a vote, let's not forget, the ratio of boys to girls is 19:19! How could we possibly lose?

Just as Chidori was about to explode in anger, she suddenly calmed down!

Something's wrong! Something's really wrong!

That bastard Simo is acting like he's deliberately trying to provoke me! And judging by his confident look, he must have some wicked scheme in mind!

Calm down! Xiaoyao, calm down!

Think carefully! Think thoroughly about what you might have forgotten!

If I were that bastard, what ways would I use to turn the tables?

With a male-to-female ratio of 1:1, it's impossible for any girl to defect to the male side, unless she's a pervert waiting to be tortured!

[Hahaha! How could that be! How could there be such a girl? Haha! Ha... There shouldn't be such a person, right?]

. . . . . .

Suddenly, Chidori felt uneasy. She nervously looked at the face of every girl in the class again and again, hoping to find some clue!

Everyone was puzzled: "What's wrong with the class monitors today? One's sold out of all integrity, and the other looks a bit crazy! Is this class, with these class committee members, really that stupid?"

"Yosh!" After scrutinizing them, Ms. Chidori finally confirmed: all the girls below the podium were qualified, and none of them felt guilty when they made eye contact with her!

"Great! Everything's normal!" (Hey! Ms. Chidori, aren't you the abnormal one?!)

"So where does this guy Simo get his confidence from?" Miss Chidori began to ponder again, her mind filled with worry.

"Ugh! Damn it! It's impossible for a person to just appear out of thin air!" Chidori said, scratching her head in despair, but she stopped herself as soon as she said it!

Wait! This is it!

While such a thing is practically impossible in reality—it's an extremely rare occurrence—it's practically a 100% guaranteed thing to happen in manga, anime, and visual novels!

Anything involving schools will inevitably become a certainty!

They'll appear out of nowhere, for any reason or even without any reason at all! They don't care whether it's reasonable or not! All they care about is that special attribute!

And as long as you have this attribute, the probability of becoming the female lead will exceed 80%! Even in otome games, there is a terrifying fact that 80% to 90% of the time, regardless of gender, you will be the "female lead"!

Childhood sweethearts' nemesis! The nightmare of all the girls at our school! A professional mistress who drives apart couples! The biggest cancer in Japanese industry!

Turn to Xue Shen!

With a loud bang, Chidori slammed her hand on the table, glaring fiercely at the color-changing teacher who had been practically invisible since earlier: "Hey! Despair-sensei! No transfer students are coming today, are there?"

Yoho! Chidori knew she was right without even hearing Iroha-sensei's answer! Didn't you see? Mr. Shimo's face changed!

However, although Ms. Chidori guessed the truth (in her own opinion), she wasn't happy at all! Because of this kind of cliché:

"This is so illogical!" (To be continued.) mz

111. Vigorously develop a fully market-based notebook trading system for Class F.

"It's only the second day of school! How can there be transfer students at this time!"

"A transfer student on the second day of the new semester? How brain-dead would someone have to be to come up with such a plot!"

"Would it kill you to come to school a day early? Spring break is so long, would it kill you to come a few days early to register?"

"And let's not even talk about the other semesters of the first year of high school, or the entire academic year of the second and third years, but a transfer student who attends class on the second day of the first semester of the first year? What kind of nonsense is that?"

"Are you trying to show off your special status? This is showing off, isn't it! If you really miss this lousy school, then you should go and take the high school entrance exam!"

"Ah! I get it! They got in through the back door, right? They must have gotten in through the back door! What a bastard!"

Chidori stood alone on the podium, passionately talking to herself. It was no wonder, because if there really were transfer students!

Doesn't that mean the girls are doomed to lose?

Huh? You're saying the other person's gender is still uncertain?

Judging from Mr. Seamus's confident demeanor before, wasn't that already a good enough indication?

It must be a man! It can only be a man!

This new guy must be an extremely weird and twisted otaku!

Even before they've met, Ms. Chidori already hates this so-called transfer student!

Of course, I hate even more this dumbfounded bastard next to me who pretends to know nothing!

Didn't you already know there was a transfer student? Why are you pretending to be so surprised? You big liar, Seamus!

However, the truth is that Ms. Chidori really wronged Mr. Simo, because at this moment, Mr. Simo's inner thoughts were like this: "Transfer student? What? Masaka? You damn siscon, you've tricked me again!"

In the information provided by Kosaka, who is obsessed with his sister, there was absolutely no information about the transfer student. Isn't this a scheme against Mr. Seymour?

Mr. Seamus had meticulously planned to seize the moral high ground in Class F by posing as a savior, and then achieve his ulterior motives.

But if there are transfer students...

If it were a girl, the situation would be completely reversed, and the boys would suffer a crushing defeat; if it were a boy, then Mr. Seamus's credit would be taken away by at least half! And it would also be detrimental to the continued execution of the subsequent plan!

Mr. Seamus is playing a grand game! Or rather, he wants a balance of power between men and women!

Because only in this way can Mr. Seamus make the most of it!

Huh? Could it be that they're keeping a bandit in order to enhance their own power?

He could never be satisfied with just being a male leader!

But now all of that may be ruined! Ruined!

The original secret plan has become a joke, all thanks to that transfer student!

The two glared angrily at the old scoundrel, one clinging to a sliver of hope before hearing the final despair, the other anxiously calculating the variables that would arise after the transfer student's arrival.

However, the result was a huge surprise to the two of them. Nozomi Ishiki said with a puzzled look, "A transfer student? I've never heard of him before! And I'm a teacher! How can he greet me with 'Hey'?! I'm hopeless! I'm hopeless about this student who doesn't know how to respect his teacher!"

"What?! No transfer students?"

"Yo ya! No transfer students!"

Chidori simply couldn't believe her ears.

But what puzzled her was that she thought she had just heard someone let out a relieved sigh, and that person was clearly...

The next moment, Miss Chidori and Mr. Seimo turned to each other simultaneously and said, "You bastard! You tricked me!"

Huh?

Is there an echo in the classroom?

The identical tone of voice spoken by Mr. Seamus and Miss Chidori, the perfectly synchronized expressions of surprise and anger on their faces, and the synchronized frequency of every syllable left the F-class students watching the show feeling both bewildered and amazed.

Countless single people are internally roaring like beasts: "Such a high synchronization rate? Why don't you two just get married? Burn it! Burn it!"

At this moment, Miss Chidori realized that she had misunderstood Mr. Simo, and Mr. Simo finally realized that he had misunderstood his sister-complex again.

Miss Chidori blushed and lowered her head—she was embarrassed and angry! (She had embarrassed herself in front of him again!)

Mr. Seamus, his face flushed, stared intently at the siscon—this was displaced anger! (How could Mr. Seamus be wrong! So the only one at fault must be the siscon!)

And what about Kosaka, who's a die-hard siscon?

He was very anxious. Although he had no idea why Mr. Simo had suddenly gone crazy and was looking at him angrily, he knew that because Mr. Simo was looking at him, Serinuma Kae and Ogigami Chika had their eyes on him again!

Hey! You over there, you fujoshi! What are you doing with your hands?

Don't think I don't know what you're thinking! Stop your delusions! This is a public place! And! Put your hands up! I'm talking about the hands you're using to draw in the notebook!

However, how could a mere sister-obsessed girl, who can't even beat her own sister, possibly defeat the forces of yaoi fans!

So in less than three seconds, Kyosuke Kosaka begged and pleaded with Mr. Seimu: "Seimu-kun! Waaaaah! I can't take this anymore! Please, please deal with them!"

It was only then that Mr. Seamus suddenly realized, "Damn it! I've wasted too much time!"

Taking advantage of Chidori's distraction, Mr. Simo swiftly seized the platform and announced in a rapid-fire voice, "Now we will proceed with the second plenary session of the first general meeting of Class F to vote on..."

Chidori, realizing something was wrong, knew it was too late; the die was cast! The meeting, manipulated by Mr. Simon, had entered the voting stage!

And all Ms. Chidori can do is vote!

As expected, the girls unanimously supported the "Resolution on Corrupting Class F of the First Year"; and the boys, in turn, naturally retaliated by supporting the "Decision to Promote the Establishment of a Complete Market Economy System for the Trading of Yuri (and Heterosexual) Doujinshi".

As a result, both sides' proposals were rejected by the other, and neither side was willing to back down. The verbal attacks intensified, and the atmosphere of war became increasingly heated!

Even now, Kaname Chidori still can't figure out what Mr. Shimo is trying to do. Is it just that he wants to split up Class F?

She could only watch helplessly as the conflict between the boys and girls grew bigger and bigger!

Just then, a voice rang out: "Um! Although you may not want to hear it, your teacher still has to say something..."

It's Nozomi Itashi! It's Despair Teacher!

Wait a minute! He's a man too! Could it be that he's that bastard Seamus's secret weapon?

Using the authority of a teacher to forcibly interfere with students' democracy?

No! Absolutely not!