"What do you mean by 'masturbation time'? Can't you speak properly instead of being a scoundrel?"
"Didn't you confidently say you were going to carry? I'm giving you validation, you understand? What if you get validation and your hands stop shaking, and you receive the feedback, and then you completely dominate the enemy team?"
"Are you out of your mind?! I'm Crystal Maiden, dude. Crystal Maiden trying to solo kill Gyrocopter with a hammer in the early game? Are you kidding me?" Xi Ye spat out. With each player giving up their position, he had no choice at all when it was his turn.
In a team fight lacking control, he can't just pick an assassin. Having been influenced by his own clueless jungler and having dabbled in tanking forums, Xi Ye naturally knows that if he picks an assassin and loses, there's only one consequence: his beloved M will be killed.
Forget it.
Stomping weaker opponents can be done slowly, but losing a match is no fun. This opponent's lineup is practically throwing the game; if they can lose to this, what's the point of being a pro? They might as well go home and raise pigs.
The game officially began amidst the playful antics of Nakano and Nakano.
Section 152, Chapter 145: What is Steadiness?
At the start of the game, QG's five players, relying on their invincible level one Braum, recklessly invaded WE's jungle. It wasn't that they wanted to counter-jungle, but rather that QG wanted to help their bot laner, Uzi, gank.
Faced with the five menacing opponents, WE could only leave behind a ward and be forced to retreat from the jungle. Fortunately, QG didn't go too far; they just came in to place a ward to secure vision in the bottom lane before leaving.
In Season 6, the bot lane duo would typically start with Malphite or Frog before going to lane. Once a ward was placed in that spot, and another one was added in the jungle, the enemy's lane swap positions became clear. In fact, to ensure Uzi's laning phase was 100% successful, the enemy would even place an extra ward.
Seeing how meticulously QG maintained their vision control, WE abandoned any intention to switch lanes, and both sides opted for a standard, conventional opening.
After clearing the red buff to level two, Luo Fei's wicked thoughts quietly began to rise again.
As everyone knows, to beat Uzi, just gank bot lane at level two and you're done. As Clearlove's honorary disciple, I've naturally mastered this technique perfectly!
It was another familiar gank around the bot lane, marking his second time pulling off a level 2 gank. Strangely enough, most junglers know that a level 2 gank by Uzi has a high probability of success, but very few actually do it. And that's not even the most outrageous part; what's even more outrageous is that even knowing he was at risk of being ganked for pushing so far at level 2, Uzi still managed to force a push with his support.
Perhaps, this is what it means for a man to persevere.
The Lucian + Braum duo immediately went for level two upon reaching lane, their intentions were crystal clear: to use the level difference to push the enemy bot lane out of the experience range. With this combination, beating the enemy was a piece of cake, right?
As a result, the general public witnessed the familiar script unfold once again, and had nowhere to put their complaints.
"So, they'll just take down a level two criminal and be done with it?"
"That's ridiculous. Everyone knows to gank bot lane at level two, but this jungler doesn't even know to come and protect bot lane at level two?"
"Come on, a level 2 Gragas counter-gank in the bot lane? If it fails, the jungle will be completely destroyed."
"But it shouldn't be pressed so deep."
On the screen, the duo who successfully reached level two immediately crossed the minion wave and began to exert pressure. Calculating the experience difference at level two is a fundamental skill for professional players. They accurately calculated that the opponent was one minion short of experience, and Uzi used his E to charge in at level two, while Braum used his W to jump to his side, and Ashe accurately hit Ezreal.
If this passive skill is triggered, even if it doesn't result in a kill, the brother-in-law's lane will be at least half-destroyed.
then,
Then the spider appeared.
They're professional bot laners, after all. Even if they're bad, they shouldn't be so easy to spot. Braum's Q was just a deliberate ploy by his brother-in-law to bait out Lucian's damage. He took the damage and landed a Q on a nearby minion, which, combined with Trundle's auto-attack, finished off the half-health melee minion. The level two buff instantly enveloped the bot lane duo.
The E skill Arcane Leap created a safe distance, and Egg wisely placed Optimus Prime on the chase route. Seeing the three stacks of his passive, Brother-in-law decisively activated Heal.
EZ's E position is quite tricky, it's a position that's a little bit back but not too far away.
Having withstood a full combo from the opposing bot lane duo, EZ's health was already at a dangerous level. However, a single heal put the QG bot lane duo in a dilemma.
Behind them was a red-buffed spider flanking them, and beside them was a level 2 troll. If they retreated, at least one of them would die.
The Ezreal in front of you has a tempting three-stack passive. Flashing in might kill him, or it might not, since Ezreal still has Flash and Trundle has Exhaust. This one E, Mystic really showed the epitome of temptation.
If you go for it, you might fall into a honey trap and both of you end up in jail. But if you don't, you're a little unwilling to give up. At this moment, EZ is like a skilled courtesan, not saying a word, but his actions are clearly saying, "Come and play with me, sir!" And they are actually quite tempted.
However, they didn't have much time to consider. Uzi quickly thought it through and immediately chose to Flash and go for the kill. If they retreated, even if they didn't die, they would lose both summoner spells and health, so it was better to trade blows with the enemy AD.
then,
With both QG duos using their summoner spells, they successfully secured the kill on Ezreal. Meanwhile, their own two kills were taken by Elise. Seeing this, Uzi breathed a sigh of relief.
It's fine as long as the jungler gets it.
As long as the kill doesn't go to EZ, he's still ahead of the opponent by 400 gold with a first blood.
As for what to do about the spider having two heads? That's none of his business. He'll just go out and establish vision control. Better to die than lose. Other lanes, you'd better watch out.
"Nice, take off!" A gank resulted in two kills, instantly filling Luo Fei with hope for the game. Unfortunately, the minion wave was pushing towards them, and Braum's crowd control prevented them from getting any kills. Otherwise, they wouldn't have lost any experience or gold, and they would have been invincible in the early game.
Luo Fei asked Wangzai to place a ward at the entrance to his upper jungle, while he happily started farming the river crab. Although he didn't push the minion wave, he still managed to gain some experience. With another river crab, he would be level three, only slightly behind Gragas in experience.
Losing jungle camps is one thing, but ganking bot lane is clearly more important. With that weak enemy composition, Gragas either needs to feed Corki or bot lane. Since we secured both summoner spells and controlled the river crab, we only need to watch out for Gragas ganking mid lane.
In the early game, wasn't Gragas' gank all about that one E-flash combo?
Just as he was thinking this and setting off, he suddenly received devastating news.
Leg Bro's Ekko was successfully controlled by Gragas' Flash E, and Poppy secured the kill with his help.
"Oh my god, I didn't expect him to gank top at level two." Leg Bro scratched his head, a little embarrassed. This Ten Thousand Volts jungler's habits are so weird, doesn't he? Doesn't his Gragas farm until level three before ganking?
On this point, Ten Thousand Volts said he had something to say.
The main reason is that a normal Spider with a red buff has an 80% chance of ganking top at level 2. He was also thinking about whether he could counter-gank, since Poppy's damage output is not low in the early game, and with a good counter-gank and proper coordination, it's not impossible to fight against the enemy top and jungle. But who knew that the enemy idiot would choose to gank bot. After counter-ganking for a few seconds and realizing he had been tricked, Swift could only force a Flash gank top to stop the loss.
The jungler role is inherently a gamble against the enemy jungler. Considering the time wasted on counter-ganking, he actually lost out in this situation.
"It's okay, Leg Bro. Let's play it safe this game. They can't beat us in the mid-game."
"Okay, no problem, I'll play it safe." After buying a control ward to secure vision, Legge pressed his teleport. His own mad dog jungler had said to play it safe this game, so he naturally wanted to play it safe as well. After all, he wasn't wrong; if he got ganked too much in the early game, he'd be useless in the mid-game. During the pause between teleports, he glanced at the minimap and saw that his own Elise had already stealthily moved to the shadows in front of the first tower, constantly marking the mid-lane Corki.
"Let's go, Wangzai, let's go for it. It's okay if we chase him into the tower, we can dive him."
???
"Wait a minute, didn't you just say you were going to play more cautiously this game? What the hell are you talking about now, tower diving?" Leg Bro and Wangzai were both shocked. This man's attitude changed way too fast.
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"Being cautious is being reckless; tower diving is the only form of restraint!"
"Besides, it's perfectly reasonable for the spider to tower dive, right? Hurry up, get to it!"
Section 153, Chapter 146: I suggest we glide along.
As a substitute for the mid lane, Mortred felt like he was dreaming. The previous three mid laners either played terribly or had problems, and in the end, it was him, the perennial benchwarmer, who got to play.
Newcomers, you know what I mean. Even though they know they're no match for the seasoned veterans, they still enjoy being a little mischievous, and once they find they can gain an advantage, they're even more eager to prove themselves.
The Corki had an advantage against the Lissandra in the early game, being an ADC after all. Watching the Corki occasionally come up and harass him, Xiye dodged while his own shameful past flashed through his mind.
Back when he first debuted, he was just like that, playing Annie without batting an eye. And then... and naturally, he got completely dominated by the seasoned veterans in the mid lane. 1v1 is one thing, but professional matches are all about numerical superiority. If you give him that kind of opportunity, I don't even need to call the jungler, he'll come on his own.
Seizing another opportunity to harass the opponent, I successfully slowed them down with my Q skill.
"Shh!"
Flash and W to control the enemy, then Spider slowly emerges from the shadows to throw out an E skill for follow-up control.
These two are really cunning. Even though it was a game they could have controlled to the death, they deliberately held back a bit. They gave the opponent a glimmer of hope, forcing them to use Flash, then Spider followed up with a basic attack under the tower's red buff, followed by Lissandra using her E to dash in and secure the kill. They timed their dash perfectly, timing it to coincide with the tower's damage, and as Lissandra moved out, Spider used her E to escape the tower's attack range.
A perfect tower dive.
After all, he's a naive kid who came from LCK ranked games. He probably hasn't been trained in LCK professional matches. He was just a casual recruit brought in by the general direction of LPL. He dares to teleport without Cleanse when playing against their mid-jungle duo. It's really comfortable to gank them.
Within just a few minutes of the game starting, Spider's momentum had completely taken off. In contrast, Swift had a dark expression on her face.
The food was really terrible.
Although Swift really dislikes Doinb on the team right now, he has to admit that the difference between the two mid laners is truly enormous.
At least with Kim Gugu, I wouldn't have to worry about the mid lane. On the contrary, the mid laner would actively cooperate with me to open up the game, which is completely different from this hothead. What's worse, this guy doesn't understand Chinese. Sometimes I'm used to just yelling in Chinese, and if you curse at him, he doesn't understand what you're saying. It's like punching cotton, and it only makes me angrier.
When he reached the vicinity of the mid lane, the enemy mid and jungle had already pushed the lane and recalled together. As the jungler, he could only farm the tower below the lane and then consider how to play the cat-and-mouse game next.
That's right, it's like a cat chasing a mouse.
The two-man teammate, with their first assist, had created an unstoppable, fed Elise. He was too afraid to invade the enemy jungle; instead, he had to worry about the enemy Elise coming to find him. Even more absurdly, this Elise, with such a smooth rhythm, still had Flash available.
If you actually run into them in the jungle, you might not be able to escape even with their two dashes.
Sure enough, in the next few minutes, Luo Fei really didn't intend to let the opponent off the hook. Farming jungle camps? That's something you can just pick up along the way; farming jungle camps isn't as important as killing enemies. Besides, what's the point of playing Spider if you're not going to create opportunities in the early game?
Knowing that you have to strike a snake at its vital point, Luo Fei stayed put throughout the entire match, focusing solely on ganking the bottom and mid lanes. "You, Uzi, are good at farming, aren't you? You're passively down 10 or 20 CS in lane, right? Well, I'll make sure you don't farm at all. Whether I can gank you or not is one thing, whether I can annoy you or not is another."
In just four minutes, Spider ganked bot lane three times. Although none of them were successful, each time Spider arrived, the enemy Ezreal would jump in and deal damage, and Trundle would erect a pillar, which really annoyed Uzi. But that wasn't the most outrageous part. The most outrageous part was that after Wangzai reached level 6, WE started mindlessly ganking bot lane and tower diving.
What does it mean for Crystal Maiden and Spider to tower dive?
That's like not having any turrets at all; it's a pure 2v4 situation in the bottom lane, getting completely thrashed. Seeing this insanely powerful and farmed combination, Ten Thousand Volts only dared to watch from afar, not daring to move. He originally wanted to gank the top lane, but that top laner was even more ruthless.
Ekko skipped Iceborn Gauntlet and went all-in on tank. He's openly trying to annoy you; he's just playing it safe, so go ahead and try to catch him. The better, catch him a lot, until he's practically worthless, then he can just build up his tankiness and charge forward relentlessly.
Swift did try to turn the tide, but in a losing game, the mid lane couldn't communicate and could only rely on marking, which he simply couldn't handle. It's the playoffs after all; if the mid and jungle aren't performing well, it's a disaster. The duo he used to dominate are now turning the tables on him.
In team fights, Xiye even replicated Leng Shao's strategy of using vision control to initiate team fights.
E + Push + W + R is an instant explosion. If it weren't for the fact that Lissandra's passive isn't Defile in this version, Luo Fei suspects that Lissandra and Ezreal alone would have been enough to deal damage in this team fight.
The first game wasn't as difficult as expected. With wave after wave of attacks, WE quickly won the first game. This time, the MVP finally went to Luo Fei's Elise. Mainly because it's not as easy for Lissandra to get kills as Elise. Xi Ye was focused on initiating team fights and didn't get a high KDA, but he ended up with assists, feeding the jungler and AD carry.
"Nice Wangzai, let's continue next round. Your dad is very satisfied with this round."
"Get lost, and get the hell out of here! I had four of us dealing full damage and you stole three of my kills, are you even a fool?"
"Don't say that. It's just that I didn't expect my W skill to kill two people. I was originally going to save it for you."
"Keep bragging. I've been watching you since I used my ultimate, and you kept holding down your W skill without actually using it."
Seeing that Xi Ye had discovered his little scheme, Luo Fei laughed awkwardly twice.
Times have changed, and it's harder to manage a team now. When I first came here, Wangzai was very obedient, especially after he tricked me into calling him "handsome guy" when he found out I was from Guangdong.
As a result, he can now pronounce "diao mao" faster than anyone else and speaks it more authentically than a Cantonese person.
Indeed, refined and gentle sentences can transcend regions and dialects.
In the second game, WE continued their winning streak and secured the victory. Without considering strategies, QG, lacking their core mid-laner, simply couldn't compete with WE in terms of raw skill. Seeing their mid-laner completely unable to communicate, Uzi was clearly frustrated.
As expected, teammates should be chosen from among our own countrymen; teammates from South Korea are simply not good enough.
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