Last Breath (Passive): When four or more dotted lines appear in front of you, Yasuo players will automatically use their R skill.

Forty minutes later, Luo Fei finally unleashed his first ultimate move that had some significance in the team fight.

"How about that, isn't that ultimate move awesome!" After finally unleashing such a perfect ultimate move, this is definitely something to brag about.

However, a silence seemed to fall over the surroundings. A second later, Xi Ye slowly replied, "I don't know if he's handsome or not, but it seems your teammates are all gone!"

"What?!" He glanced around at his surroundings. His teammates had already been wiped out by the enemy Akali. What the hell? Was it because his teammates were all dead that he inexplicably managed to assemble a four-man Rogue synergy?

That's insane!

A minute later, watching the main crystal explode in front of him, Luo Fei suddenly had a premonition:

It looks like it'll bloom tonight.

P.S.: Seriously, sir? You're only writing about the matches where many heroes don't even get to play.

Section 102, Chapter 96: Men's Pleasure.

According to an anonymous resident of Chaoyang District, around midnight last night, a battle resembling a ninja war broke out at a club. The main incident involved strange, intermittent wailing sounds emanating from the large club in the middle of the night, and importantly, all the sounds were male! This sent chills down the spines of the surrounding neighbors. If the club hadn't had all the necessary permits and evaded inspection, everyone would probably be in jail tonight.

Even when Luo Fei woke up the next morning, he still felt a vague sense of kidney deficiency.

After finishing the live stream last night, these idiots actually went and played a game of Three Kingdoms at the club. They even gambled on drinking water! The feeling was indescribable. Each person went to the bathroom an average of seven or eight times throughout the night, and seven bottles of water, which cost 3 yuan each, simply disappeared.

That night, all five members of WE felt as if their urinary systems had been cleansed. He was speechless at these idiots. How old were they? Playing poker until 3 a.m., leaving him no time for a long phone call, completely ignoring the fact that he was the loudest one shouting last night when he was the dealer.

Cough cough, men's happiness is always so inexplicable, isn't it? It's a good thing it was water; if it were cola or milk tea, they would have been eliminated in a flash today.

Oh well, considering there was still a match today, Luo Fei didn't bother to say anything more to them.

Because I had too much fun last night, I didn't figure out which day Sister Shuang was coming back. When I checked WeChat this morning, the result was that she was coming back tomorrow!

I feel terrible, like mushrooms.

Looking down at his good brothers, Luo Fei couldn't help but sigh. It seemed he would have to suffer another day of hardship.

The teams at the bottom of the first round were basically at the bottom of the league, like the V5 level in the spring season of later generations. Fortunately, the team did some research and held a meeting, and then let them do whatever they wanted.

Experienced players have absolutely no rights.

Luo Fei and his goofy teammates already had a plan in mind regarding the heroes they would pick today. They would play seriously in the first game, start using fancy tricks in the second, and if they lost the last game, they would just crush their opponents.

Occasionally doing something different can attract some casual fans to the team, and after the team leader informed the higher-ups, they tacitly agreed.

then:

In the first match of the morning, the entire HYG team stared blankly at the exploding crystal on the screen, seemingly sensing that something was wrong. Xiye's LeBlanc and Luo Fei's Graves had been dominating the entire first game, completely shattering HYG's morale.

After finishing the first game, Leg Bro yawned, looking exhausted.

"Xiaofei, could you please not go this crazy at night next time? Our kidneys really can't take it."

"Exactly, exactly! I was about to overflow, and you kept feeding me. It was so uncomfortable, my stomach was so bloated." Thinking back to the scene last night, Egg felt a wave of fear.

"I told you this guy is crazy, but you still insisted on making him take the initiative. Now you understand? Didn't you see me trying to do it myself last night?" Seeing this, Xi Ye directly played the role of an experienced person, earnestly offering his hindsight advice.

What they didn't know was that a certain rookie referee, Sister Yaofeng, silently took three steps back to distance herself from the group of lunatics in front of her, while looking at Mystic, who was lying on the table and almost asleep, with a shocked expression.

Holy crap, what did she just hear?

Is this the prevailing atmosphere within the LPL now? No wonder none of WE's teammates have ever had girlfriends; so this is the inside story. I'm in awe. After a chill ran down my spine, my eyes unconsciously drifted towards Luo Fei.

This guy was a 1v4 powerhouse! What a pity. Thinking about how such a valuable resource wasted on something undesirable makes me feel both scared and regretful. If this were her boyfriend, her girlfriends would probably fight tooth and nail to steal him away! (Fun fact: Some girls secretly compare their boyfriends' abilities in that area.)

After fishing for fifteen minutes during the halftime break, the five WE players finally perked up a bit for the second game. It wasn't that the fifteen-minute halftime break was particularly useful, but rather the thought of having a blast in this game rekindled their spirits.

Meanwhile, countless onlookers on the internet were already impatiently waiting for the next episode.

"GKD, GKD"

"WE completely dominated this team. The difference in the meta between their mid and jungle was so huge that their performance was ridiculous."

"It's because the other side is stubborn and keeps using Graves, they haven't died yet, right?"

"To be honest, I clearly learned the Mad Dog Flying style of play, so why do my teammates always call me an orphan?"

It's common for competitions to drive game performance, but it was Killer's rise that gave Riot Games a real headache. While he's incredibly popular, he's also notorious for being a liability. His fans haven't learned much else, but they've mastered the art of stealing minion waves in ranked games to an unparalleled degree, causing a massive increase in the workload of the League of Legends reporting system's backend – the programmers are practically crying.

With the two unimportant commentators finishing their charade, the second game between WE and HYG officially began.

PS: (Since all five HYG teammates are relatively unknown, their names will be ignored in the following matches.)

Bans from both sides:

HYG: Graves, Fiora, LeBlanc

WE: Kalista, Titan, Lulu

On one hand, there's targeted drafting and banning; on the other hand, there's directly suppressing the dominant elements of the current version.

Both sides PICK:

WE: Top lane Ekko, Jungle Udyr, Mid lane Corki, Bot lane Vayne + Bard

HYG: Top lane Poppy, Jungle Nidalee, Mid lane Azir, Bot lane Lucian + Alistar

When the lineups for both sides were revealed, especially the lineup for WE, everyone was completely bewildered.

Ekko top lane? Vayne bot lane? Udyr jungle? There are just too many things to complain about.

Let's not even talk about Vayne bot lane; Mystic's Vayne build, perfected throughout the entire S5 season, has resurfaced. Udyr jungle is currently the top-ranked jungler in North America. As for Ekko? We've already seen him in solo queue, but this is the first time we've seen him in a professional tournament.

Seeing such a chaotic lineup, to be honest, they were a little excited.

"Damn it, they said it was free to pick again, why won't they let me play Yasuo?" Luo Fei was unhappy. Since Dan Zong decided not to play such a flashy champion, he could have easily picked Alistar. Wouldn't he have been able to dominate with Alistar and Yasuo? But Xi Ye refused to let him play, so he had to settle for Udyr.

"Can you stop thinking about your crappy Yasuo all the time? You became famous last night, you know that?" Leg Bro got angry just thinking about it. He would have to win two games to make up for the points he lost last night. His heart was bleeding.

"Trust me, Leg Bro, I, Yasuo, can really do it."

"Get out, and get out of here right now!"

Damn Yasuo! If this weren't a competitive match where you can't just ban anyone, he would have banned Yasuo first. Doesn't this guy have any self-awareness? Just last night's game alone reduced Urgot's highlight reel workload by at least half.

Just so outrageous.

Just as the two of them were bickering, the second game officially began.

Section 103, Chapter 97: The Power of the TM Bear!

At the start of the game, both sides proceeded normally. There were no lane swaps or supports running around the map aimlessly. For the HYG players, the opposing team's lineup was already giving them the run; they couldn't forgive themselves for pulling any more tactical tricks or schemes.

What is brotherhood? This is brotherhood!

In the first game, pretend to be serious and crush them. In the second game, pick a random lineup and give them a free win. In the third game, everyone pretends to play evenly, and then they lose gloriously. It's perfect.

See? This way, they can instantly live up to their fans' expectations, right? Everyone's happy, isn't that great? The five members of HYG were almost in tears. In this materialistic society, only their WE brothers can give them such heartfelt warmth.

In the early game, Luo Fei didn't even consider harassing the enemy jungler. After all, the enemy jungler was Nidalee, whose mobility was far beyond what he could catch in the early game. However, this champion's jungle clear speed was subtly faster than Nidalee's.

Udyr has always been a magical hero.

You might say he's bad, but he's actually quite versatile. He has everything from shields and speed boosts to burst damage and AOE. Most importantly, you can freely choose the functions you want and adjust them to the level that excites you the most.

However, while he is strong, his weaknesses are also obvious: he has no mobility, and although his ultimate skill has AOE, it is not very useful.

If this guy had a dash ability, he'd be back in competitive play immediately. Back in the day, he was considered one of the four worst champions in League of Legends, along with Mordekaiser, Yorick, and Galio. But all his brothers got reworked and took off, leaving him alone to languish in the tavern like an orphan. The Udyr craze of Season 6 truly marked the peak of this champion's popularity since his inception.

Having reached level three and leveled up his Q, W, and E skills, Luo Fei was finally ready to begin his signature ganks. The reason Udyr is so popular in Europe and America this patch is that heroes who clear jungle camps quickly can do more. Combined with the increased movement speed from Bear Form and his generally low mana cost, Udyr can easily become a disruptive force in the early game.

It's worth mentioning that Luo Fei chose Udyr's ultimate skin for this match: This guy isn't Udyr. After glancing at his team's lanes, he controlled his adorable bear and happily ran towards the mid lane. Before setting off, he even teased Xiye, that goofball.

"Wangzai~"

"Spit it out, your dad's watching the screen."

Do you remember Anne from last year?

"Huh? What exactly are you trying to say?"

"What I mean is, your bear daddy's practically right in front of you, what are you doing, you idiot, why aren't you attacking?"

This guy is supposed to be a pretty famous mid laner, but his map reading ability is seriously flawed. He always seems to ignore the minimap while laning, and even when the enemy is practically charging in, he's still just last-hitting minions. Eight out of ten times, he needs to warn the enemy beforehand, which is ridiculous.

Seeing that this guy finally reacted and baited out Azir's Q, Udyr, having successfully flanked from behind using vision, charged out. After checking the surroundings and confirming there were no Russians nearby, wouldn't his bear be able to slaughter everyone?

First, he used the turtle form's shield, then switched directly to bear form and charged towards the Tsar with a murderous look on his face, shouting: "Damn bear power!!!"

However, in the mid-laner's view, all he saw was a teddy bear with an artistic (comedic) flair, running towards him in a silly manner. Despite the seriousness of the match, he felt an urge to burst out laughing.

As a professional gamer, he rarely laughs unless he can't help it.

"Pfft! Hahaha~ This skin is so flashy!"

You can't really blame him; anyone who uses Udyr's skin knows how amazing it is. At least for him, he genuinely couldn't resist this time.

"Whoosh!" A quick flash.

There's not much to say. If you don't act decisively at this point, you'll end up losing a lot of health for nothing, which is actually a bigger loss for you. Even though he's not very good, he can still tell what's important. A successful gank in the early game forced the opponent to use Flash, allowing Xiye to have a smoother early game against the enemy.

As for the people off the field, they are also enjoying themselves.

"This skin is simply Li Xiuqin's beauty."

"Don't even mention it, I tried to get the Dragon Fist Lee Sin skin in the lottery, but I got seven of these skins. I'm about to throw up."

"No, don't you guys think it's cute? It's so silly."

"Cute is cute, but Mad Dog Fly is really good at being disgusting."

It's pretty obvious this game; WE is clearly just trying to create a spectacle. They're using an unpopular Udyr with the ultimate Udyr skin. You could just watch them perform this game.

For the next five minutes, the onlookers were completely dumbfounded. As the originator of the "wandering jungler" style, Luo Fei delivered a truly disgusting performance. Utilizing the mana regeneration and cooldown reduction from the blue buff in the early game, he relentlessly ganked all three lanes with Udyr. He didn't even seek kills; he forced flashes whenever possible, and if that didn't work, he at least showed his face, indicating his proximity. This created an atmosphere of constant fear among the HYG players, who were terrified that some lunatic shouting "The power of the bear" might suddenly appear.

For a moment, the entire HYG team was in chaos. The biggest difference between Udyr and Nidalee is that if Nidalee misses her spear, she'll almost never engage. But Udyr... try slowing him down by a second or two to give him his speed boost, and you'll definitely experience what it means to have the speed of a tiger + the strength of a bear + the toughness of a tortoise.

You think that's all? This jerk even learned the R skill, and when he went to gank, he would deliberately switch forms and activate it, stealing a few minions in the process. While annoying the enemy, he also took down his own teammates, truly becoming a nightmare for the Rift. The audience was completely stunned.

After a long pause, Wawa, who had been struggling with the question for a while, finally managed to squeeze out a sentence: "Killer really does bring a lot of joy to the LPL every time." He really didn't know how to commentate on this. Watching the whole game, this guy just ran around everywhere annoying people, but the problem is that he actually managed to get the team's economy. Who could he complain to?

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