"What's wrong with Malphite? Do you look down on Malphite? One ultimate from me and the enemy team is GG, okay?" Leg Bro couldn't help but laugh out loud. He was also streaming this game, and Malphite was just something he deliberately created for the sake of the show.

"Okay...you're ruthless." Luo Fei now understood he'd been tricked. Playing Malphite in a high-elo Korean server game, even Ba Ge couldn't help him!

Fine, since you're heartless, then don't blame me for being indifferent.

A blue-clad wanderer's figure quietly appeared in the selection box.

Yasuo, the Happy Wind Man, locked in!

P.S.: You guys only pay this little bit of "public grain" (salary/revenue), it's so hard for me to get anything free (ˉ▽ ̄~).

Section 97, Chapter 91: Just be happy.

As a former veteran of the "fish-smurfing" game, Luo Fei frequently went to other servers to use alt accounts to fish. Unfortunately, times have changed. Before, fishing was genuine; later, the entire pond was filled with people using fishing bots.

In the suburbs of the game, when smurfing, there's always one champion that appears in the matchmaking: the "Happy Wind Man" (orphan Sorcery). There was even a legendary streak where he had Sorcery in 10 consecutive games, leaving Luo Fei completely dumbfounded. Before Mordekaiser's rework, his smurfing strategy involved mindlessly playing Mordekaiser mid and one-shotting every enemy.

Since Iron Man was reworked, he really has no way to deal with this thing.

You can probably beat him, but there's a mana limit. Without a mana limit, it's hard to say he completely counters. The main problem is that this hero has a very high skill ceiling and floor; whether you're strong or weak, you can still 1v9, there's really no way to counter him.

This time, the opposing team didn't pick a crazy hero like Mordekaiser; instead, they picked Akali instead.

Team compositions: Red side (enemy side): Top lane Darius, Jungle Hecarim, Mid lane Akali, Bot lane Ezreal + Thresh

On the other side: Top lane Malphite, Jungle Rammus, Mid lane Yasuo, Bot lane Vayne + Alistar

Both sides had a chaotic mix of lineups, but ranked matches are full of all sorts of players, so it's not surprising.

As the game began, viewers in the live stream quickly noticed something strange. Mad Dog Fly was intently watching Yasuo's every skill, as if he were... studying the skills???

"Ahem, it's Leg Bro."

"what?"

"Um... what does Yasuo learn at level one again?"

"Huh? Oh, he's learning... Wait! Don't you dare tell me you've never played this before!"

Even though he picked Malphite this game, he still wanted to win, okay? You know, ranked points in Season 6 are paid out, so why the hell did you pick Yasuo when you can't play him? Are you trying to tilt people?

Looking at the disheveled guy with messy legs in the wind, Luo Fei thought for a moment and decided to just randomly select a skill. He vaguely remembered that Yasuo's E had four stacks in this version? The more E he used, the more damage he got? Oh well, he couldn't remember, but he just wouldn't go wrong by not leveling up W. With that in mind, he directly leveled up his E skill at level one.

"It's okay, Leg Bro, I've already ordered."

"Huh!? What did you order?"

"He leveled up his E skill. Yasuo should learn this at level one, right?"

. . . . . .

"I don't know whether Yasuo should level up his E skill at level 1, but I want to level it up right now."

Leg Bro's mentality has collapsed. If he'd known this guy would mess things up, he would never have picked Malphite for the sake of the show. Now... now he can only hope he feeds less.

As soon as the minion wave appeared, Luo Fei began his personal show.

Although he hadn't played Yasuo much, mainly because he was too clumsy in his past life, he still understood that the essence of Yasuo was his E ability. He lightly pressed E, and his Yasuo instantly dashed along the minions. He pressed E again, and dashed in the opposite direction. As if he had found something fun, in the eyes of the enemy Akali, the enemy Yasuo seemed to have gone mad, frantically Eing back and forth in the minion wave.

???

Is this person out of their mind?

He timed his move to the enemy's E position and used QA to trigger his passive. Then, as was his habit, he took a step back to try and cut off the enemy's attack range, only to find that the enemy Yasuo completely ignored him and used E to return to his original position.

This. . .

Is it really true that in high-level ranked games, there are younger brothers playing on their older brothers' accounts?

So you weren't just showing off? You're genuinely bad at the game!

Having identified the key issue, Akali began aggressively harassing the enemy. Although her early game damage wasn't high, her relentless poke and harassment were undeniable. After realizing that Yasuo was even missing his level 2 Q, Akali became even more reckless.

Soon, the guy on the top lane, who was bearing the pressure, heard complaints from the mid laner.

"Holy crap, is Akali this strong this patch? Why did I suddenly lose all my health?"

"It's alright, Akali isn't level 6 yet, you should be able to play casually, right?"

Anyway, he was just waiting for the minion wave under the tower to withstand the pressure. Leg Bro also had a chance to take a look at the mid lane. When he saw the mid lane, he was completely dumbfounded.

Yasuo at half health, Akali at full health?

Did you push the minion wave?

That's not all. He even saw this guy E up again, only to bump into Akali and then E into the tower, where he was immediately taken down by the enemy's Ignite followed by Q, Flash, and Auto-Attack, all in conjunction with the tower.

This. . .

"No way, you actually dared to E in like that?" Leg Bro was stunned. Was this really the same weirdo who usually made such strange moves? This was a Bronze V-level player making such a terrible move.

"Well... there were low-health minions I could use my E on, so I couldn't resist." He was a little embarrassed. In his mind, he should have used his EQ combo to clean up the two backline minions and then used his E to come back in a cool way. How was he supposed to know that the enemy Akali would deliberately come over to bait him?

Do you know how shameful it is to stage an accident to extort money?

Having respawned, he glanced at the meager three hundred yuan in his pocket, bought a 300 attack speed item, and happily continued running towards his lane. He didn't care about winning or losing this game; playing jungle was the easiest way to climb the ranks. Even if he messed up with Leg Bro, he could just help him get back at him later.

The key point is that after his rebirth, he finally grasped the essence of Yasuo.

In short: happiness.

Oh, right, I almost forgot one step in playing Yasuo. Open the input field: mute all.

Send, done, job done.

From the moment he picked up Yasuo, winning or losing the game became unimportant; all that mattered was having fun.

Two minutes later, the message that Yasuo had died appeared in Leg Bro's ears again. He glanced at the location of the death, and sure enough, it was under the enemy tower again. Looking at the various question marks on Yasuo's corpse, he could already predict Yasuo's performance this game.

"Damn, that's hilarious."

"I really can't play Yasuo like that. I'm not as good at feeding as Mad Dog Fei."

"You reward your teammates with a Rammus during the day and a Yasuo at night. You're something else."

"Didn't you guys check out Leg Bro's livestream? He was almost crying."

This is hilarious! We're used to seeing pro players dominate ranked matches, so this sudden, unconventional performance is a real eye-opener. With that level of skill, someone who's been in Silver for five years and Bronze for three must have done a lot of research, right? The only good news for Leg Bro is that his jungler followed the "mindless gank bot lane" principle and successfully helped the bot lane get a double kill.

However, the same Malphite, who had been playing cautiously for a while, was kicked out of the turret by the Centaur who rushed out from behind it, resulting in a close 1-for-1 trade with the jungler Centaur. Looking at the huge wave of minions at the bottom of the turret, even though he had Teleport, he still ended up at a slight disadvantage.

This game, we can only watch random Vayne players.

In the next few minutes, seemingly sensing a murderous aura emanating from the training room, Luo Fei finally regained his composure for a moment. He had to be steady; an honest person unleashed their anger is truly terrifying.

However, even this sliver of composure vanished the moment his Yasuo reached level 6.

P.S.: Surprisingly, someone figured out that the title of my previous chapter was a hint at myself. (38/42)

Section 98, Chapter 92: You can never judge a Yasuo player's skill based on the number of games played.

Yasuo before level 6 and Yasuo after level 6 are on completely different levels.

Why is Yasuo considered a champion with an unlimited skill ceiling?

The passive critical strike and shield, the reliable knock-up from the third Q, the near-invincible wind wall and unstoppable mobility, and then there's the ultimate's armor penetration. Keep in mind that enemies hit by the ultimate will receive an armor penetration buff.

That is to say, while your own defense is reduced, the opponent has critical hits, shields, displacement, and even a disguised form of invincibility. How the hell can you fight like that?

Of course, this kind of formula usually exists in the minds of Yasuo's experts. In Luo Fei's eyes, he is currently: with his ultimate ability = the opponent will be armor-pierced = both sides are on the same starting line = he can solo kill!

What gave him such confidence? It was his unerring Yasuo wind attack! The enemy Akali was completely dumbfounded. This Yasuo was clearly a noob in every way, but his wind attacks were ridiculously accurate, hitting every single one. Before long, Akali was down to about half health, while the enemy Yasuo, playing cautiously under the tower, still had a decent amount of health.

What the hell is this Yasuo?

Just as Akali was pondering whether she should roam or something, Yasuo suddenly charged in from the opposite side. At this moment, Luo Fei's mind was filled with the advice left by the many Yasuo masters in the past.

Playing Yasuo is as simple as following the formula.

1E Ring-shaped Steel-Cutting Flash

Then E behind the wind wall

3E Gale-Force Slash

The 4E dog tag is shiny.

Five E soldiers make pedals

Teammates from Team 6E came to watch.

In short, it all boils down to E.

Having gradually mastered the essence of his E skill, Luo Fei was now smoothly and randomly using his E skill on the minion wave, completely stunning Akali. Then, taking advantage of her momentary lapse in attention, he used a Wind Rush followed by an EQ combo to lift her up.

Yes, that's the feeling. Looking at the half-health Akali that he had blown up, he had already figured out how he would arrange her for him to ravage.

then,

Then Akali's horse arrived.

This was a high-level game, after all. Hecarim would naturally be wary of his own mid laner being at half health, especially at the crucial level 6 in the mid lane. Sure enough, the enemy's reckless player went for it, seizing the opportunity and using Hecarim's E to kick him. Combined with Akali's damage after landing, they immediately focused fire and killed him.

Looking at Akali, who was barely alive, and then at his own mangled corpse, Luo Fei silently shed helpless tears.

Sure enough, girls these days all like masochists; they can't do without masochists.

"666666"

"To be honest, that was pretty impressive; he almost got a solo kill."

"This Yasuo is barely at my level from when I had 2000 games."

"You upstairs, is this all you've got after 2000 games?"

The live stream chat was filled with laughter and chatter. You never know how many Yasuo enthusiasts are immersed in their own world, frantically using their E abilities every day. At least one of Luo Fei's roommates in college had such a person who, after being lured into the game, embarked on a crazy Yasuo journey.

I vaguely remember that a year or so after graduation, when I looked back at that account, his Yasuo count had surpassed 10,000. But the problem was, playing against him with Yasuo still felt like playing the same terrible game as before, which was the most ridiculous part. With any other champion, 10,000+ games would have easily gotten him to Gold rank; this champion was just too addictive and addictive.

Luo Fei, back online, could no longer see Akali. Clearly, the enemy had started roaming. That's how assassin-type mid-laners are; even if you dominate the lane and crush the enemy, you might still get crushed by other strong laners.

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like