MaGe immediately grabbed Braum, who was trying to help in the mid lane, and told him not to leave his 100-yard range. One jump would be one thing, but two jumps? They might as well give up.

He kindly helped push the lane again, and the level 5 turtle could finally recall. Sometimes Luo Fei couldn't help but lament why he only leveled up once or twice after farming the jungle so hard, while he could easily level up by just leeching a wave in the mid lane. Thinking about it carefully, the designers were really too malicious towards junglers.

“ε=('ο`*))) Sigh, stupid designer, jungling is inhuman, leveling up is so hard.”

"Get lost! You've stolen two waves of minions from me already, and you still have the nerve to say that?" Xi Ye exploded. How could there be such a disgusting jungler who just keeps coming over to steal his lane. Don't think he didn't see it just now; this idiot deliberately blocked his auto-attack while pushing the lane, thus stealing his cannon minion.

"Don't say anything. We've got two kills and the enemy is completely wiped out. If you don't carry this game, I'm going to wipe all the Baidu Cloud files on your computer."

"Holy crap, are you even human?"

The bickering between the two goofballs directly disturbed the top laner, who was feeling down. It wasn't that his Captain was no match for Lulu, but rather that his Captain proficiency wasn't very high, making the game quite difficult. He was already feeling depressed from being constantly harassed by the enemy, and then his own teammates, the mid and jungle, were acting silly and noisy, making the contrast even more unbearable.

"What's the point of arguing? Can anyone be worse off than me in the top lane? My Irelia got her chest chopped off, did you even see me say a word?"

. . . . . . . .

. . . . . . . .

Speechless. It's one thing for everyone to brag to each other, but bringing up the nuclear weapon Irelia really shuts everyone up. Back in Season 6, Irelia was indeed a top laner's dream champion. Luo Fei was even considering whether to tell him that the designer was some future Nirvana boss, so that Leg Bro could find an opportunity to solo kill him and avenge the dozens of stabs Irelia had inflicted?

After thinking about it, I decided against it. If he really solo-killed me, what would become of our S9 championship?

Luo Fei glanced at the map after stepping out again. Top lane Lulu has Flash and Polymorph, PASS. Mid lane, Leng Shao's Birdman is completely integrated with the turret, so he can't dive it for now, next. Jungle? Jungle is out of the question, next.

So, only the bottom lane is left.

Having taken two waves of mid-lane kills and experience, Rammus's level is relatively fast now, at least with about 10 seconds left before the buff respawns. There's no better time to gank than this.

"Egg, can we gank bot lane?"

"It's possible, but you can't kill him, right?"

Zero glanced at the position of Caitlyn Braum. Playing Caitlyn is all about fast pushing, and the old rogue is pushing quite deep right now. Theoretically, getting a flash shouldn't be a problem, but killing him is indeed a bit difficult.

"It's okay, even a flash of lightning is fine, I'm coming!"

As a veteran jungler, Luo Fei initially climbed the ranks using off-meta champions. He had his own understanding of Rammus. With this type of weak jungler, you can't just farm in the early game; you have to gank a lot, relentlessly. The most common tactic is to constantly gank and camp the bot lane. In this game, it was only because Leng Shao gave him the opportunity that he chose to start from the mid lane.

The bottom lane is where the jungler's home is.

P.S.: Two chapters done, now it's time to pay off my debts. Time to head out and grab a bite at a Shaxian Grand Hotel.

Section 94, Chapter 88: 86 went up the mountain!

Time is kind, and life goes on.

The policewoman leisurely farmed minions, occasionally teasing the opposing Minotaur. What was that feeling like? It was like a stunningly beautiful woman standing in front of the Minotaur, incredibly seductive, wanting to sleep with him but unwilling to, which drove the Minotaur crazy.

As a dignified Minotaur warrior, he has had at least 8,000 to 10,000 female fans in Summoner's Rift who admire his awesomeness over the years. How could he possibly tolerate this kind of stimulation?

Seizing the opportunity presented by the support's warding, Egg directly controlled the Minotaur Warrior, flashed in and unleashed a combo of Raven's Flight followed by Tornado to destroy the parking lot, slamming the bewildered policewoman hard against the wall next to her.

The power of the Minotaur is terrifying.

WE's sudden move immediately upset OMG's support player, Braum. "Damn it," he thought, "I've been a chivalrous protector for so long, and I haven't even had a chance to sleep with this girl yet! This Minotaur is just going to start touching me like that? Is there no way for a pure-hearted warrior like me to survive in this world?" He couldn't take it anymore.

Bloom is behind you!

Ahem, wrong set, wrong voice, let's do it again.

Bloom is ahead of you!

After saying that, he immediately activated his W ability and stood in front of the policewoman, raising his shield to withstand the Twitch's attacks alone, escorting the policewoman as she slowly retreated. What a true simp, always ready to shield his goddess from all external attacks.

Ultimately, they pushed the line too far forward under the tower, and from the river's visibility, a yellow figure could be clearly seen. His car was going very fast, using inertia to drift through the corner and perfectly avoid the river crab. Niu Niu only saw that it had a hard shell, and inside and out, it seemed to be some kind of tofu delivery driver.

Why did he feel so familiar with it? Because the Minotaur soul within him vaguely told him that there was once a young man driving an 86 who had also been marked with the mark of the Minotaur.

But was that car about to hit them? In the blink of an eye, a yellow flash appeared in front of them.

"Holy crap, it's a dragon turtle!"

The old thief and Luo were completely stunned, and they both used Flash to try to quickly return to their own towers. But as the saying goes, they were too deep; at this distance, they couldn't escape Rammus's pursuit at all, and the policewoman was even directly taunted by Rammus.

Honestly, if Luo Fei's Dragon Turtle hadn't been only level 5, a QRE combo that would have given him half health would have been a major entertainment moment.

"Leg Bro, make your move!"

As soon as she finished speaking, a magical summon appeared beneath the policewoman's feet. Unfortunately, this thing couldn't transform her into a magical girl, nor could it conjure up a dragon or anything like that; all it did was a barrage of bombs raining down from the sky.

I may not be a 6-star player myself, but I am a top laner!

With the Captain's ultimate ability dealing damage and slowing down enemies, Caitlyn and Braum were instantly killed in front of the tower. WE's early game momentum unfolded perfectly.

"This lineup is a slap in the face." Changmao felt a headache coming on. Before the match, they said this was a terrible lineup with no early game, but in the end, the mid and bot lanes were completely ganked. This is too frustrating.

"The main problem is that Killer's ganks were timed too well; he chose a great time for both of them."

Yan Gongzi didn't think anything of it; on the contrary, she found the jungler increasingly pleasing to the eye. The second-generation WE team in front of her was slowly starting to resemble the first generation. If this WE team could return to its peak, she would probably be very happy.

As he pondered, Young Master Yan gradually began to drift into a state of mental blankness.

The early game was perfectly set up, and the situation immediately turned against OMG. Old Thief is absolutely furious. When he first joined OMG, he thought that at least as a pseudo-elite team, their strength could be salvaged after his arrival. What the hell is going on now?

He's an ADC, and the laning phase isn't even over yet, and his team's rhythm is already collapsing? After glancing at the enemy deliberately attacking the bottom lane tower until it was low on health, and then turning around to start taking the dragon, Old Thief couldn't help but feel a chill.

These people are truly filthy inside.

Over the next few minutes, the old thief experienced firsthand what it meant to be "father and son camping." This Rammus had no shame, mindlessly staying in the bottom lane, refusing to even attack the tower, unconcerned about being seen, openly harassing the old thief. The enemy Twitch and Alistar, relying on their jungler's presence, were constantly harassing and aggressing, driving the old thief to the brink of madness.

In the end, after accumulating a large number of minions, they even placed a ward behind the enemy lines to allow Leg Bro to teleport. A 5v5 team fight broke out in the bottom lane. Looking at the Rammus at the front, Cold and Old Thief were really in a dilemma, not knowing whether to fight or not.

If you attack him, his jungle item Sunfire Cape + W's reflect damage will only hurt you more, and even if you manage to cripple this turtle, Zilean's ultimate will leave them all stunned. But if you don't attack him, this guy will just mindlessly charge in after getting a speed boost. It's not that he has much damage, but by the time you're thinking about how to deal with him, you'll already be half-crippled by WE's AoE attacks.

Captain + Mouse + Time + Dragon Turtle.

It's all AOE damage. Many times, their two main damage dealers would inexplicably lose half their health and then have no choice but to run away, looking extremely pitiful.

Seeing this scene, countless onlookers expressed their empathy and shared their feelings.

"In this version, AD carries are inhuman."

"Don't even mention it. Right now, even if you're an assassin AD carry in the mid lane, you can only see black and white screens. These two are considered good; at least they can still go out for a stroll."

"It's so frustrating, when will AD players finally be able to stand up?"

"Go wash up and go to bed. I've already switched to mid lane. Killing the AD carry is so damn satisfying."

After a 0-for-2 exchange, WE capitalized on the momentum, taking the dragon, towers, and resources, beginning their incremental approach. If you don't shut them down in the early game, don't blame them for being ruthless in the mid-to-late game.

For his second item, Luo Fei went completely insane and pulled out Justice of Glory. This time, he was going to go for a slingshot start.

"Hiss~ You scoundrel, are you really not human anymore?" Xi Ye was dumbfounded when he saw this item. You're playing Rammus and you don't rush Thornmail, you rush this thing? Do you even know how to play?

"You know nothing. A certain time management master once proved with his own experience: speed and frequency are the greatest weapons." After saying that, he recalled that dance move that shook like a pile driver.

There's not much to say, just be envious.

Just as he was bragging to Wangzai, a small-scale team fight seemed to have started in his own mid lane.

Upon seeing this, the two commentators immediately switched to team fight mode.

"Huh, Mystic was too aggressive this time, and he got caught out by Braum."

"Quinn is here too. Quinn's support is fast. She'll be on the battlefield soon. WE is doomed this time."

"What a pity. We finally managed to stabilize our advantage, but now we're going to give it all back."

"Wait... what's that?"

"Holy crap, the 86 is going uphill!"

PS: (39/42)

PY: *I, Bronya, My Extraordinary Life*

I mainly got this kid because I saw his post on Baidu Tieba, showing his fresh first time, and I accepted him.

Section 95, Chapter 89: Driving is a man's art.

If we define the normal movement speed in LOL as around 400 yards.

So, with five-speed boots, plus some movement speed passives like Janna's passive, plus a Wind Dragon, the range would be close to 500 yards.

When rushing out of the base in later versions of the game, the additional movement speed is about 600 yards, which is a significant speed boost.

However, with the Q skill, the speed boost from Time Warp, and the Righteous Glory buff, Rammus's movement speed reached a terrifying 700+. To put this into perspective, all you saw was a yellow streak of light as he instantly dashed onto the battlefield from an incomprehensible position, appearing right next to Caitlyn.

The old thief was completely stunned. All he could do was use his E skill in an attempt to slow down the Rammus, but it was too slow. As that master said, speed is power. In the face of absolute speed, all skills are nothing but slow motion. He easily bypassed the support Braum and Caitlyn's E skills and crashed headfirst into Caitlyn.

Use the QRE combo to reduce health to half, then activate W afterward.

The female police officer, already weakened, saw her health rapidly decrease after being taunted and further depleted by her attacks. The reflected damage, combined with the burn from her Flame Armor, and the damage from her W and ultimate, resulted in her instant death the moment her E skill ended. Meanwhile, on the other side, her own Twitch also perished due to Quinn's arrival. With one AD carry on each side, the game was forcibly brought back to a 50/50 split.

"Holy crap, what kind of speed is that?"

"Although I don't quite understand it, I know Mad Dog Fly must be very happy."

"With this movement speed, why would we need teleportation? We'll be there in an instant if a real fight breaks out."

"You're focusing on the wrong thing. Once Rammus and other tanks get Thornmail, will the enemy team even be able to fight?"

There's not much to say. After exchanging AD carries, OMG immediately retreated. It's not that they couldn't fight, but Rammus had already arrived, and if they continued fighting, their ultimate would be used up, and then they'd just get hit with that disgusting thing's ultimate, wouldn't that be even more disgusting?

Leng Shao is absolutely infuriating. If he had just picked a normal AP mid laner, he could have easily dealt with this Rammus. But this time he played a terrible champion, which is really frustrating.

"Set up vision, look for opportunities to pick off isolated targets, I've got Youmuu's Ghostblade ready." He glanced at the map helplessly and could only say this. What could he do? His team's damage dealers were two ADCs; he was quite frustrated.

To win, OMG can only rely on picking off isolated targets to reduce their numbers first, then using numerical superiority to secure map resources. A direct confrontation would definitely put them at a disadvantage. So they started shrinking their own operational area and constantly setting up vision control in the jungle.

Soon, Mundo, who was farming in the upper jungle, spotted a lone player pushing a lane.

"Here, here, there's someone who's all alone."

"Keep him here, he'll be right there!"

There was no time to ponder why Shiguang was alone there; after all, Xiye had often made inexplicable rash decisions like this during S5. Having received a response from Leng Shao, Taobao Quan grabbed a cleaver and ran towards Xiye. Although Shiguang was a bit fed now, he was still a Mundo, and could hold out for a while. So, in Xiye's eyes, a Mundo suddenly charged out of the jungle, heading straight for him.

"Damn, you were right, but it's not Quinn who's coming."

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