I am the leader of the anti-racism movement.

"Basic stuff, no need for '6', everyone sit down, pay up!" With a calm wave of his hand, Luo Fei accepted all the praise with nonchalant indifference. A certain master of pretense once said: When pretentious, one should be like him, unmoved by praise or criticism, watching the flowers bloom and fade in the courtyard.

Simply put: it's about pretending to be an expert without saying a word.

His uncontrollable response already puts him a level below those arrogant show-offs.

After a quick gank on the top lane, Luo Fei, controlling his Xin Zhao, once again disappeared from the enemy's sight through a blind spot along the original route, heading straight for Nunu's jungle.

Don't think about it,

The enemy Nunu has definitely invaded his jungle.

To put it simply:

Don't let Nunu's reputation as a passive jungler fool you; he's incredibly monstrous in this patch. At level two, he'll just Q and Smite right in front of you to steal your jungle camps, and you can't really do anything about it.

Try to fight, but they won't fight you. They just use their E skill to slow you down and run away, and you can't catch them.

If you don't fight, you'll never be able to beat him.

Even more outrageous ones will stop farming jungle camps and just follow you around, taking whatever you farm and going wherever you go. Basically, they'll NTR your jungle camps right in front of you, forcibly steal your resources, and then use those resources to strengthen their own base, making themselves even more powerful at NTR, creating a perfect closed loop.

Don't doubt it, this jungler is just that monstrous in this version.

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Section 70, Chapter 66: There's nothing that calling in reinforcements can't solve.

Nunu players are utterly bewildered.

As a veteran Nunu player, it's instinctive for him to invade the enemy jungle after getting two buffs in the early game.

With the top laner having established vision early on, the enemy Xin Zhao likely has no room to maneuver and will almost certainly either gank top or farm in the jungle. Either way, it's good for him.

Once captured, Zhao Xinye was gone.

Farming jungle camps? Xin Zhao's jungle camps are gone too.

No matter what the opponent chooses, he is already in an invincible position.

What he never expected was that while the enemy Zhao Xin's jungle was still there, his own top laner Ryze suddenly disappeared.

Really

What are the things you're afraid of when playing jungle?

It's like they haven't even started making a move yet, and their own teammates are already feeding the enemy team.

Is there anything more disgusting and frightening?

It really does.

For example, you've just decided to gank top lane, and you're almost there, but the top laner engages a few seconds early and gets solo killed. Then they turn around and yell at you, "You stupid jungler, why are you so slow?"

Don't be surprised, these kinds of gatherings are basically commonplace now.

Nunu wanted to kill Ryze's horse after his top laner died, but as a veteran jungler, he knew that this was a critical moment.

When Zhao Xin leaves vision after ganking the top lane, he'll still be level two. Therefore, he'll inevitably return to farm his Frog Princess. In other words, if he simply waits quietly in the bush, and then emerges at the crucial moment to unleash a Q + Smite, he'll be level three against level two, and with the Frog Princess's damage, wouldn't he be able to perfectly tank the kill?

The thought of taking over made Nunu a little excited.

After being so well-behaved for so long, is it finally his turn?

In his fantasy... 30 seconds passed just like that.

Wait, where are they?

Where did Lord Xin go? Did he go to fight the censors?

Hmm, that's possible. Maybe he wants to go and kill a crab to level up to level three. But it doesn't matter, Nunu says he's very calm. A level three Xin Zhao is just someone he can't solo kill.

But simple theft is still necessary.

Playing Nunu is pointless unless you're trying to annoy people.

Meanwhile, while Nunu was still AFK in his own jungle, Luo Fei's Xin Zhao had already quietly scrambled up the enemy's upper jungle. Seeing that all the jungle monsters in the red side's jungle were still there except for the buffs, he knew exactly where Nunu was.

"See, brothers? Don't be like Nunu, always thinking about stealing from others. Be careful, one day you won't even know your own base has been robbed." After clearing another river crab, Zhao Xin, with the little bit of experience gained from ganking in lane, has successfully reached level four.

At this point, he couldn't resist filling his cup.

"Let me tell you, Nunu is doomed this time. If this champion doesn't manage to pick off any enemies early on, then this game is basically a simple 4v5 in the early stages," Luo Fei said confidently.

Seriously, it's a top lane matchup between Ekko and Ryze. Ryze was forced to use Teleport early on, and after clearing a few waves of minions, he was out of mana, essentially getting beaten up one-sidedly.

In a mid-lane matchup between Fizz and Zed, unless both sides are determined to kill each other, it's impossible to secure a kill.

As for the bottom lane, there is a chance, but Nunu has already invaded his own jungle, so he can't go to the bottom lane at all.

Don't ask him why he knows so much; the answer is that he turned on his radar this time.

"Although I feel that Nunu might actually be in his own jungle, what you're saying is way too much of an exaggeration."

"This hero can actually explode? Is it just about having a powerful backer and maxing W first, then Q, to be a utility champion?"

"That's true, but you expect ADCs in Gold rank to take off? Don't you know they're all modeled after North Korean pilots?"

"Are you implying I'm talking about alpacas again, upstairs?"

Luo Fei casually placed a ward in the mid-lane bush, then went back to base to upgrade his equipment before diving back into the jungle to begin his farming adventure.

In lower-ranked games, ganking is fine as long as it's convenient. When playing against a jungler who relies on farming, the priority should be ensuring your own development and disrupting the enemy's rhythm. Sometimes, blindly ganking is useless, especially when teammates are feeding a lot.

Hmm, it's a veiled reference to the bottom lane.

The bottom lane fight was exceptionally intense this game, but the ending always felt familiar.

It was always the two supports who initiated the fight, but it was usually the two ADCs who tried to break it up who died. Only a few minutes had passed, and both ADCs had died twice each, with all the kills going to the supports – it was utterly absurd.

After finally watching the chaotic battle in the bottom lane, the mid lane also sounded the call to attack.

Mr. Lu expressed his panic.

To be fair, after not playing professionally for several years, although he still maintains a certain level of skill, he's at best a Diamond-level gatekeeper. He can still manage to stomp on newbies with a small fish like that.

But this time, the Zed on the other side just doesn't look right at all!

In several exchanges of blows, he was almost always at a disadvantage. Every few openings he intentionally created were exposed. By this point, how could he not know what was going on? It turned out the opposing team didn't just have one professional player, but also some god-tier player playing on a smurf account? If it weren't for his past experience as a professional player and his ability to withstand pressure since Zed wasn't yet level 6, just being solo-killed would have been incredibly embarrassing.

After careful consideration, Grandpa Lu decided to use his life's work skill – summoning people!

"Jungler, help!"

There's no opponent that can't be dealt with by calling in reinforcements; if there is, then call in more reinforcements.

"Go play by yourself, can't you see Dad's busy?" Nunu glanced at his mid laner's plea for help, not even bothering to look. After waiting for almost a minute, he knew he'd been tricked. A normal jungler not farming for almost a minute in the early game is practically AFK! If he hadn't been a Nunu who farmed fast and managed to salvage the situation a little, he could have just quit the game and gone to play cards.

Seeing his own jungler's indifference, the philanthropic genius LBW quickly found a way to deal with it.

"50 QQ coins, deal?"

Is this really true?

"Bro, why would I lie to you? Send me your WeChat ID and I'll have someone mail it to you right away."

"BV1ZK4y1r7ya, hey bro!"

A dozen seconds later, the Nunu player actually received a huge sum of 50 yuan, which instantly made him feel inflated.

That's a whopping 50 yuan! For a Sanhe worker like him, that means he can go three whole days without having to go out to work. This boss is so generous; if he licks his boots a couple more times, wouldn't he have enough for his living expenses for the whole month?

Upon thinking of this, the certain Sanhe God trembled all over and immediately activated his W skill to run to the mid-lane bush at lightning speed.

"Boss, is there a spot in this area?"

"No brother."

After receiving the reply, Nunu quietly stayed in the grass, waiting for her chance.

15 seconds later.

"No way, boss, are you sure there aren't any wards here?" Looking at the Zed player online who was frantically flailing around but refused to use his W skill no matter what, Nunu felt like he might have been tricked.

"No, brother, I, Lu Benwei, swear to God that if that place had eyes, I would eat this computer screen right here and now."

As soon as he finished speaking, the eye of the ornament that Zhao Xin had placed at Nunu's feet quietly appeared at the right time.

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Stop rushing me, stop rushing me.

*coo coo coo*, I'm coding now, coding now (1% progress)

Can I finally be a loli today, even if I have to work up all night? *crying*

Section 71, Chapter 67: I almost forgot about the title girl, but it's OK now.

"666666"

"Trying to get free food and drinks? That's really something."

Nunu: 50, got it!

"Are you there? When will you be live?"

That was amazing! The show was incredibly entertaining. You see, the reason Lu Laoye (a nickname for Lu Laoye) became so popular in this era is largely because he always seems to be the one who gets slapped in the face – a classic case of divine retribution.

Seriously, those urban novelists should stop coming up with their own ridiculous stories. Just copy Grandpa Lu's story, change the protagonist, and have him constantly try to avoid fame while unexpectedly becoming a hit. I've even thought of a title for you: "I'm Laying My Hands, I'm Truly a Cursed Person!"

With this kind of content, you could easily earn over ten thousand a month. If not, give him a few more boyfriends; after all, few readers these days can resist the temptation of a banana, and they'll definitely become die-hard fans.

Cough cough, I've let myself go again.