No one who witnessed Luo Fei's survival until now is innocent.
Of course, jokes aside, they didn't forget that it was still a practice match. Another flanking attack from mid lane, this time by the mid laner Azir, completely sealed the mid lane's fate.
It went too smoothly.
Everything has gone so smoothly.
The top laner's early flash allowed Legge to farm safely, while the double kill in the bottom lane gave Mystic an advantage. In effect, for Kindred, the top lane was unkillable, and the bottom lane was full of wards.
As for the middle lane?
Reimu did give it a shot, but the Fire Girl almost killed him with a single Pandaren summoned from the sky and two small skills. In the early game, Kindred can't withstand Annie's damage without her ultimate.
They have no clear objective in all three lanes, and they can't even beat Lee Sin in the jungle. EPA's rhythm has completely collapsed.
Over the next ten minutes, Xiye and Luofei finally began their insane mid-jungle synergy. The bizarre combination of the little girl and the bald monk also frequently appeared in the vision of other lanes.
finally,
With the enemy's crystal exploding, WE finally secured their first victory of the new season.
Although it was a training match.
"Wow, this guy's terrible. How did he even make it into the LPL?" Xiye stretched, his eyes completely devoid of fighting spirit. He'd gotten ahead in the mid-game, one-shotting everyone he faced; it was definitely getting boring.
"Watch your mouth, or your fans will come knocking on your door one day." Xi Ye, born in 97, had only recently come of age in 16 and was getting a little arrogant.
"Fans? Why be afraid? Let them come if they want." Young Xi Ye hadn't yet realized the significance of this meme, and his mind was still a bit confused.
"It's okay, as long as you like it." Luo Fei's lips twitched. This flag, you're going to take off, bro.
"Ding dong!"
On the screen, another team invitation from EPA appeared. It was clear they were unwilling to accept defeat and wanted to get revenge.
Just as they were about to press accept, the team leader's voice suddenly came from the doorway. "Stop, stop! The scrim is on hold. LPL officials are here to film a promotional video and interview you."
"?"
"A promotional video? They even have these?"
"I do not know either."
"Su Wangzai, haven't you been here for a year already? Don't you know that?"
"I'm in LSPL, not LPL! What the hell do I know?!" Wangzai felt wronged. Although he had been playing professionally for a year, he was still a newbie.
After receiving instructions from the team leader, everyone tidied themselves up and lined up to go out for an interview.
As soon as the door opened,
A woman in a pale yellow dress with fluffy hair appeared before them first.
Wow! A girl!
"That waist is amazing, so slim."
"It's a pity she has no figure at all, yet she's so wealthy at such a young age."
The three of them, Shang, Zhong, and Fu, commented in hushed tones at the same time, and even Mystic nodded as if he understood.
and many more,
Is someone missing who hasn't spoken yet?
The three of them conferred for a moment, then simultaneously turned to look at Luo Fei's position. Something was off; given his usual goofy nature, he should have been the one to initiate the fight first.
But as their gaze shifted, they witnessed a scene they had never imagined.
Like a frightened cat, Luo Fei stared intently at the figure in front of him, his trembling eyes filled with disbelief.
Only when you get close to him can you hear soft, trembling sounds.
"Li, you're gone! Esports is blocking your way!!!"
Chapter 7, Section 7: Luo Fei Sensed the World's Malice
In the relatively simple world of esports.
There lives a group of social animals: single dogs.
They often gather secretly at night: in groups, engaging in mutual masturbation, and engaging in group activities.
They demand high standards from every victory, and are merciless in their criticism of teammates who drag the team down. And, seemingly unnoticed, family genealogies are quietly being passed down through generations.
However, there is one species that can bring about unimaginable changes in them.
That is: Player Lv.
For this peculiar species, it doesn't matter what the other person looks like, or whether their voice is pleasant or not. As long as it's a female, they will do everything in their power to display themselves in order to gain priority mating rights.
however,
There is a player named Lü who stands out in this trend.
She has a sweet face, but unfortunately, she can't open her mouth.
She was completely unpretentious, but unfortunately, she only opened her mouth.
She's approachable, but unfortunately, she has a mouth.
If one day she has a sore throat and can't speak for a while, she will be the God of Lu in the hearts of all e-sports players.
This person is Sister Zhou.
Known in the gaming community as: the Esports Obstacle.
Now, this person was standing right in front of Luo Fei, and one can imagine the shock he felt.
It was at this moment that the team leader finally greeted her, and Sister Zhou's appearance appeared in front of Luo Fei for the first time in real life.
"Hello, I'm Zhou Shuyi, a commentator from the LPL official team. Hello everyone." She greeted the WE team members first with great poise and confidence.
of course,
His eyes were also constantly glancing furtively at the team's handsome e-sports player brother-in-law.
"Holy crap, I thought most gamers were a bunch of slovenly nerds, what is this pretty boy?! Wow~ so handsome! I need to take a picture right away and make Luo Xin jealous." Zhou Jie's infatuation exploded inside her, but on the surface, she maintained her poised and elegant demeanor, trying to maintain a good image.
In contrast, in Luo Fei's eyes...
Wow, those delicate cheeks!
Ah, that sweet tone!
Ugh, what a disappointing airport.
And this pose is clearly something deliberately put on.
"It's you, Sister Zhou, no doubt about it." Luo Fei was all too familiar with the woman in front of him. And judging by her demeanor, her half-concealed, half-unconcealed gaze, it was obvious she was lusting after her brother-in-law's body.
You actually lust after my AD body?
That's really despicable.
On the surface, Luo Fei remained calm and detached, observing from the sidelines, but in his heart, he kept wondering how long his group of silly teammates would be fooled.
After all, this woman is a pillar of support in the NoFap community.
We want to see the excitement!
But the official work still needs to be done.
Aside from the initial surprise, as the show was being recorded, the WE team members quickly realized something.
Being a "simp" doesn't discriminate between men and women.
On the other side of the screen, Sister Zhou was like a lovesick fool, frantically showering Mystic with concern and affection.
"Mystic, what's it like in your hometown?"
"Mystic, are you thirsty? Do you need some water?"
"Mystic, I found a fun place around here, wanna go together?"
"Mystic..."
After a series of actions, the brother-in-law was completely stunned and could only look at his teammates with helpless eyes, his heart filled with despair.
Help! LPL is terrifying!
┭┮﹏┭┮
The brother-in-law felt the groping hands on his body and realized that he might not be entirely innocent.
Fortunately, his recording finally ended, and like a student finally able to go to the cafeteria after school, the brother-in-law showed his running talent, which was different from the other pretty boys.
That speed is so fast that even five-speed shoes can't keep up.
"Ahem, well, who's next?" As if realizing she had exaggerated and startled someone, Sister Zhou coughed to ease the awkwardness.
The remaining members of WE were all startled. Then, a tremendous force from behind pushed Luo Fei, who hadn't even reacted yet, forward violently, causing him to fall to the ground with a thud.
"Holy crap! Which bastard pushed me?"
That guy was pushed so hard he landed flat on the ground. Doesn't he have any dignity?
As soon as he looked up, a strange sight appeared before his eyes.
It was a beautiful valley.
.
After only two seconds of admiring the scene, Luo Fei clearly felt a murderous aura creeping over him. Realizing what had happened, his heart sank instantly.
"Is it handsome, young man?"
"It's beautiful, but it's a pity it's a bit too white, so I couldn't see the whole view." As soon as he finished speaking, Luo Fei suddenly realized that he seemed to have made a huge mistake.
"Young man, how much longer would you like to watch down here?"
The scenery before him finally disappeared, replaced by a large shoehorn, probably size 36, which slammed down hard on his face.
Before losing consciousness, Luo Fei vaguely heard someone say, "You want to take advantage of Sister Zhou too? Take this kick!"
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