Countless skills were relentlessly unleashed upon the Malphite, but to no avail. Having sold his AP items and replaced them with AD and tank items, the Malphite could withstand several seconds of damage without any problem.

“BOOM”

The Unstoppable Force skill was used at this moment. It's hard to say how many people would be knocked out of the Dragon Pit, but now that they've stolen right to their doorstep, knocking out several people is definitely not a problem.

The ultimate skill refreshed the passive effects of all three skills, culminating in a final basic attack.

this moment,

Crystal Girl finally couldn't resist the Stone Man's big, hard penis and gave birth to a child named "Victory".

Operation to advance into the highlands NTR was a great success!

"666666"

"We are: Points Slaves!"

"This game is hilarious. Winning by using the Stone Golem to backdoor is just ridiculous."

"Is this silver? I love it!"

Chapter 32, Section 32: Um, I couldn't stop in time.

An epic battle in the Silver rank has finally come to an end. Even though the screen is filled with comments urging him to "GKD" and "Play another game," he is completely out of points.

He originally intended to relax by playing a Silver-ranked game, but it turned out to be even more of a headache than scrims. While he gets thrashed in scrims too, he always feels like he can learn something. Playing these low-ranked games is purely about whose teammates are more eccentric; it's like a lottery.

I watched an episode of anime and played a high-elo game on the Korean server; before I knew it, two hours had passed. Time to clock out. So...

"Come on, guys, the streamer's about to show you his special talent!"

One second the audience was still engrossed in the fierce competition of high-level Korean server matches, and the next second they heard the streamer say that he was going to do something funny.

“GKDGKD”

"If you start doing something funny, I won't be sleepy anymore."

"Could it be a room check? Let me see. Or maybe they went to rinse off the three 'sexy seafood dishes'?"

"Interaction is also good. The live stream next to Saigao-chan's is the live stream of Sima Yi, the number one female player in the Chinese server. I look forward to duoing with her."

???

Holy crap, looking at the streamer names floating in the comments, Luo Fei realized he'd almost forgotten that this was the main group of streamers in this era.

Interact with them?

Sigh~ In the live streaming industry, whoever becomes popular dies, it's like a curse. He figured he'd better try to have as little contact with them as possible.

Of course, his expression at this moment remained as elegantly lewd as ever.

"Of course not, I've got something even more exciting for you today."

As he watched the barrage of comments rapidly scrolling across the screen, a wicked smile crept across his lips.

"That is... the magic trick of turning a person into a magician!"

After he finished speaking, the live stream room instantly went dark.

. . . . . .

. . . . . .

"Holy shit! You scoundrel, get out here right now!"

"Damn it, did you hear me? Damn it!"

"Holy crap, you logged on, played two games, and then logged off? Are you even human?"

"Brothers, I've found this bastard's Weibo account. Let's go take him down. His Weibo name is 'Brother Daidai'."

The chat in the live stream is now in complete chaos, but of course, this has nothing to do with him.

Killer forcibly ended the live stream, what does that have to do with Luo Fei?

slip away.

Late at night, of course you should find a pretty girl to soothe your wounded heart.

Luo Fei, who had just finished showering quickly and was about to roll back to his bed and yell "Get out of bed!", suddenly received a call from Sister Zhou.

???

It is midnight now.

Late at night, a phone call, a minor alteration.

Could it be...?

She wants to invite me over to play Connect Four!?

Holy crap, is this really that exciting?

With a touch of peculiar anticipation, he pressed the call button.

"Are you there? Can I ask you something?"

"Hey? You tell me."

"Do you guys... really have a molting period?"

!!!

???

WTF?

What the hell? It's the egg-molting season, and they call me late at night just to ask this? They've practically taken their pants off.

and many more,

Logically speaking, asking this so late at night is obviously unusual. After thinking about it, he roughly guessed that the other party might be livestreaming. So, this question must have been asked by the viewers in the livestream chat?

It seems...very interesting! Thinking this, a gleam of interest appeared in his eyes.

then

"Ahem, I didn't expect you to find out about this. This thing should have been covered by a confidentiality agreement back in '99. Who told you?" Due to some inexplicable tacit understanding, his words gradually took on a more serious tone.

the other side.

Sister Zhou is indeed livestreaming right now, and she's genuinely being completely fooled by the viewers in her chat room. The thing is, when she searched for this term on Baidu, there actually was a Baidu entry for it.

In that instant, she felt her worldview had been shaken. So, quite naturally, she chose to call one of the men she knew best, and the result...

"Are you serious? Why have I never heard of this before? What the hell is a confidentiality agreement?" Holy crap, as an adult, she felt like she'd wasted her life. Even when she just asked her dad, he gave her a strange look and confirmed it.

Holy crap, is reality really this surreal?

Upon seeing this reply, Luo Fei immediately understood that Sister Zhou had truly been completely fooled.

"Of course it's true. Men all have a molting period. They have to molt their testicles every now and then. I'll probably be around 27 next time." The unspoken understanding between men is always revealed without them even realizing it, and the chat in Sister Zhou's live stream was practically bursting with laughter.

"Ah! Was the new one bought, or did it grow on its own?"

"Of course I bought it, and it was very expensive. Imported ones are even more expensive, but I prefer domestic products, so I've always used Chinese goods." Seemingly realizing he was about to burst out laughing, he casually played two more rounds of games and then hung up the phone.

The moment the call ended, Xi Ye, who was in the opposite bed, finally couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Six, you scoundrel, you're too ruthless! I almost believed you." Xi Ye was truly impressed by his own idiot jungler; he was really good at conning people.

"You don't understand, this is called creating a good show effect. Oh, by the way, if anyone calls me recently, just say I'm dead."

Without considering safety, one usually has to take responsibility after having fun.

He wasn't sure if Sister Zhou, who knew the truth, would give him another slap in the face, so he decided to stay out of the way for now.

tonight,

His target is Sister Shuang.

Lu Xun once said: When you're fawning over one goddess, you're just a backup option. But when you're fawning over several goddesses, all of them become his backup options.

Today, Luo Fei finally made a breakthrough from one to two, and he felt that he had taken another step closer to becoming a scumbag.

"Hey, miss, are you there?"

This time, the target wasn't someone like Sister Zhou. Facing the mature and sophisticated Sister Shuang, Luo Fei was also at a loss for what to do, so he decided to shamelessly fawn over her for now.

Soon, the message came back from the other end.

"Yes, what's up, little brother?" Shuangjie found the little brother she had just met today unexpectedly interesting. To be honest, she had added a few kids on WeChat and seemed to get along quite well, but these kids were all extremely introverted and never said a word after being added on WeChat.

Think about it. Someone gives you a WeChat ID; if you don't take the initiative to reach out, do you expect them to come to you? If you don't take the initiative, how can there be a story between you two? In a sense, you really deserve to be single forever.

Fortunately, the child I got along with so well today didn't seem to be one of those hotheads I usually see.

"Miss, 18 is not young anymore! Many older sisters say I'm already quite old!" Luo Fei, who had traveled back in time, clearly felt that the people in this world were somewhat different from the people he knew in his previous life.

For example, Leg Bro suddenly becomes slick, Sister Zhou suddenly becomes silly, or even Sister Shuang, who's currently chatting with him, inexplicably turns dirty. Of course, he's still very happy about this. If a girl is willing to drive with you, you'd be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't take her to the highway.

It seemed the car was going a little too fast, because the person on the other end hesitated for a long time before replying, "I don't know if my brother is older or not, but do you want to know if I'm older or not?"

On the other end of the screen, someone seemed to have remembered something interesting, and the corners of their mouth unconsciously turned up.

P.S.: I'm really letting loose a bit. I'm even laughing while I'm typing. I'm having so much fun writing, but I'm worried that it might get a 404 error someday.

(I'm thinking of changing the cover. This book was originally just something I wrote for fun, but it seems to have turned out surprisingly well? Since people are actually reading it, I have to take the cover seriously. I won't go for the Da Nai Nai cover, since Shu Ke is everywhere. A silly, goofy male cover wouldn't be too much, right? 2333)

Section 33, Chapter 33: Something must be wrong with his script.

Xi Ye felt that she must have had eight lifetimes of bad luck in her past life to have such a roommate.

The night before last, his roommate kept laughing strangely all night, which kept him from sleeping well, but that was one thing. After all, this idiot really did set the pace well in yesterday's game, so he had nothing to say.

But last night, this guy was fine before going to bed, but suddenly after a phone call, he changed completely and went back to the way he was the night before, even laughing more lewdly.

Naturally, Xi Ye's dark circles under her eyes became even more pronounced.

At this rate, perhaps his dream of becoming a panda will come faster than his dream of winning the championship?

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