A Bite of Douluo Continent

Am I... hallucinating?

"Fuya?"

It's not a hallucination!

It's the boss!

Fuya's eyes lit up instantly. She turned around quickly and smiled, "Boss, you're back."

Although he didn't understand why Fuya was so happy, seeing the beautiful girl's smiling face as soon as he got home was definitely a refreshing thing. Qi Han smiled and said, "Yeah, I just got back. We'll open the shop tomorrow."

Using his key to open the door, Qi Han turned to look at Fuya, who was still standing at the door. "Come in, it's lunch."

Eh?

Fuya blushed slightly. "Boss, we're not open today."

"Since we're already here, why not try my new dish?"

New dish?

Fuya didn't want the boss to spend money, but her mouth started to wander, "Then... I'll try it for the boss."

Qi Han nodded, turned and walked into the kitchen. In a corner where Fuya couldn't see, a strange smile appeared on his lips.

Let Fuya be the guinea pig and let the people of Douluo Continent taste the bursting pork intestines and foil-baked pig brains first!

Because Qi Han hadn't figured out how to price the three new dishes, the system hadn't updated the menu for him yet.

Looking at the menu on the wall, which was no different from before, Fuya began to wonder with anticipation what the boss's new dishes might be.

Whatever it is, it must taste delicious.

Thinking of this, Fuya couldn't help but smile happily.

Chapter Forty-Six: As Red as a Monkey's Butt

For recipes included in the system, the system will be responsible for providing the ingredients. As for how the system actually obtained the badger, Qi Han said he couldn't be bothered to care.

Anyway, the system is omnipotent.

Oh, no, it can't have children.

Tsk tsk tsk, system, you're no good.

The host cannot have children either.

this...

like...

That's how it is.

Qi Han fell into deep thought for a moment.

"System, you can't pee standing up!"

Qi Han quickly came up with a solution and a smug look appeared on his face.

【...?】

[Host, are you being polite?]

Politeness aside, Qi Han had won against the system again, and he was in a good mood. Even the pan-fried honey ribs he made tasted even better.

No, that's because the badgers specially bred by this system are superior to those native to the Kalai Forest.

If you say so, then so be it.

As the winner, Qi Han felt he should be more indulgent and tolerant of the system's stubbornness.

To make it easier for Fuya to accept the new dish, Qi Han thoughtfully prepared two pan-fried honey-glazed ribs, so that the two of them could share and Fuya could feel more involved while enjoying the meal...

Okay, I can't keep making this up anymore. The main reason is that I'm hungry because I'm on my way home.

Soon, Qi Han carried two servings of pan-fried honey-glazed ribs in his left and right hands and placed them on the table in front of Fuya.

Qi Han considerately placed the knife and fork in front of Fuya, gestured for her to try it, then took his own portion and began to eat heartily.

Fuya greedily inhaled the aroma of meat mixed with fruit, and a blush crept onto her face.

Sure enough, the boss's new dishes are still so delicious, making you want to try them just by smelling them.

Does this dish not require chopsticks?

Fuya quickly noticed the knife and fork on the side of the plate.

In the Douluo Continent, the common tableware is fork and spoon, but using knife and fork together is often the behavior of nobles. The noble dining etiquette here is somewhat similar to the Western dining etiquette on Earth, with the fork on the left and the knife on the right.

Although Fuya was not of noble birth, she still knew how to use a knife and fork. She gently cut off a small piece with the knife and fork. The surface of the rib was slightly browned, which made Fuya think that it would be difficult to cut into it. However, the knife cut into the meat surprisingly smoothly.

One reason is that the specially made knife is extremely sharp, but the more important reason is that Qi Han's pan-fried honey ribs are exceptionally unique, with tender red meat hidden beneath a dark brown exterior.

Use a fork to pick up a small piece of meat, bring it slightly closer to your mouth and nose, and the rich aroma of meat will completely fill your mouth and nose, making you feel intoxicated.

Fuya could even see with her naked eye the center of the ribs, the meat so tender it seemed to drip with juice, and the juices seeping out. One bite of that meat...

Fuya didn't want to think about it anymore; it was too much of an ordeal for her. She couldn't help but put the piece of meat directly into her mouth.

After chewing twice, Fuya subconsciously covered her mouth.

Then she realized that her movements were unnecessary; the juices didn't actually come out of her mouth, which made her blush even more.

It's so delicious!

Fuya felt she couldn't find any words to describe her feelings at that moment. If she had to choose one word, it would probably be happiness.

The meat juices and tender rib meat mix in your mouth, constantly stimulating your taste buds to the deepest level. The rich meaty aroma and fruity fragrance blend together without any greasy feeling, and the aftertaste has a hint of sweetness.

Is this really meat?

What kind of meat could be so delicious!

No, it's not the meat that's delicious; it must be the owner's magical hands that give the dishes such a wonderful flavor.

Fuya glanced at Qi Han's hand subconsciously, completely unaware that her face had turned bright red.

Qi Han cut off pieces of ribs one after another and put them into his mouth.

Sure enough, the rib meat tasted a level better than before. It couldn't possibly be due to its own quality; it was probably because the systematically bred badger pigs were better than the native ones.

However, this cannot be told to the system, otherwise this wretched system will become incredibly arrogant.

[...The host seems to have forgotten that I can also hear the host's thoughts.]

???

"Douluo Continent: Complaining about being spied on by the system"?

Qi Han: I'm sorry, I was too hasty.

It's okay, system. I can just deny it, and you have no proof.

[Audio recorded.]

You can even record your inner thoughts?

This system is omnipotent.

You cannot have children.

【…】

You can't pee standing up.

【…】

Qi Han felt comfortable as long as the system remained silent.

Mmmm, so good.

After a friendly exchange of barbs with the system, Qi Han looked up and glanced at the white mouse... oh no, Fuya's reaction.

Since it's for the guests, Fuya can give a fair evaluation after tasting it.

Huh?

After just one glance, Qi Han suddenly fell into deep thought.

"Fuya, why is your face so red?"

"Huh?" Fuya was stunned, engrossed in the delicious pan-fried honey ribs. She didn't notice anything unusual and touched her face. "Boss, is my face very red?"

"Hmm." Qi Han nodded, then, as if feeling that this wasn't convincing enough, added, "As red as a monkey's bottom."

"Huh?!"

Fuya blinked her big eyes, and a blush instantly spread across her face to the back of her ears. She then abruptly lowered her head.

What is the boss saying?

Is it as red as a monkey's bottom?

Unable to resist, Fuya's mind began to conjure up images of bright red monkey buttocks.

Then she was horrified to discover that the red monkey's bottom was slowly overlapping with her own face.

coincide...

combine...

and...

Ahh ...

Fuya suddenly clutched her head and shook it frantically a couple of times.

It's all the boss's fault!

Straight guy!

Who describes girls like that!

Qi Han blinked, watching Fuya suddenly start to go crazy because of his words, and felt a little uneasy.

System, are you sure the badger is non-toxic?