Onmyoji who mingles in the world of anime

Satania hurriedly refused, saying, "I've already told you it's not like that, please don't do this."

“But we really did come to invite you,” Gabriel said.

"Huh! You invited me? Really?" Satania pointed at herself and asked with a doubtful look.

"Really." Tsuchimikado and the other two nodded. Satania was still somewhat skeptical and asked again, "You're not joking? And you're not being sarcastic?"

"You're being way too suspicious!" Gabriel retorted.

Satania stared blankly at everyone, then suddenly... a smug smile, as usual, appeared on her face.

"I am the solitary demon, Kurumi Satania McWell, destined to become the ruler of the demon realm. How could someone like me possibly eat with others? It's absurd. I simply don't have time to play with you guys."

As soon as Satania finished speaking, Gabriel yawned and chimed in, "Then let's all go together!"

Vinette followed without expression. Tsuchimikado Fuyu didn't even glance at her, turned around and left, saying, "You guys think, since lunchtime is so long, why don't we go to the club to eat together? I see Rikka usually eats alone."

"Huh? Rikka eats alone too? I thought she ate with her friends," Winette said in surprise.

"Besides the few people in our club, what other friends does she have? Have you seen Rikka say more than a few words to the girls who eat with her?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu complained.

“Then let’s eat together in the club activity room tomorrow. We can rest for a while afterward,” Winette clapped her hands and decided.

“Yeah, perfect timing, we can play some online games at noon.” Gabriel nodded, agreeing with the idea.

"No computers allowed." Vignette knew exactly what Gabriel was up to. Playing on computers in the classroom was definitely not allowed, but bringing them into the club was fine.

"Oh dear! How could this be, Venette the scoundrel."

Seeing the group walking further and further away, Satania stopped being arrogant and hurriedly called out in a panic, "This time I'll make an exception and come with you... Are you listening?... Wait for me!"

Chapter 51 Ordering Food

Is this the cafeteria?

"It's just the cafeteria, why are you so excited!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked at the curious Winette speechlessly. He had eaten cafeteria food for more than ten years in his previous life and was almost sick of it!

Moreover, although the food in the school cafeteria tastes good, it's only good. It's not that it's particularly good. In fact, Tsuchimikado Fuyu feels that it's not as good as the food he cooks himself.

Vinette glared resentfully at Tsuchimikado Fuyu. It was her first time visiting a cafeteria in the human world! It was normal to be curious.

"It smells so good, but it's so crowded," Gabriel said with disdain.

“What should we do first?” Winette asked.

"You didn't know?" Gabriel asked Winette curiously.

“Ahem…” Satania coughed twice, then burst into laughter, “Looks like it’s my turn to make an appearance. You can ask me anything about the cafeteria.”

"Satania, have you been to the cafeteria before?" Vinette looked at Satania in surprise, not expecting that this idiot was actually somewhat useful.

“It’s my first time!” Satania said proudly.

Hey, what are you so proud of?! It was your first time too, what right do you have to be so arrogant?

Tsuchimikado Fuyu thought to himself.

However, he didn't interrupt Satania's performance. In fact, he wanted to see what Satania would do next, as it might be another good show.

“But I have already mastered all the forms of this school,” Satania said proudly.

"form……"

"master……"

Vinette and Gabriel stared at Satania, completely bewildered. What was she talking about? What did this have to do with eating in the cafeteria?

"This is all so that I won't fall behind my rival Gabriel," Satania said proudly, pointing at Gabriel.

"You really are an idiot!" Gabriel said coldly.

"Don't call me an idiot!" Satania yelled angrily.

"Listen carefully, the first thing you need to do in the cafeteria is buy food coupons from the coupon machine."

"This is the vending machine. Put your money in here and buy food vouchers," Satania said confidently, leading everyone to the vending machine.

“Satania, you demonstrate first,” Gabriel said, still a little uneasy.

“We don’t really understand,” Winette added.

Tsuchimikado Tou followed behind without saying a word, instinctively feeling that Satania couldn't possibly be that smart.

Sure enough, Satania confidently walked up to the vending machine, only to be completely dumbfounded when she saw the densely packed food names.

There are quite a few varieties. By the way, what are fox udon and tanuki udon?

"Satania?" Vinette noticed that Satania kept looking at the menu and assumed that Satania was suffering for the sake of saving face, so she asked worriedly.

"Alright." Satania thought for a long time but still couldn't figure out what fox udon and raccoon udon were, so she chose a regular udon noodle dish.

Then, when checking the number of people, I realized that there were four of us, but the vending machine could only select three people at a time. So I decided to select three people first, and then select one person.

"Wait, why are you pressing the three-person button?" Before Satania could press it, Tsuchimikado Fuyu decisively grabbed Satania's hand and stopped her.

"You're so stupid. There are four of us, so of course we have to choose one person in a group and one person in a group." Satania looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu with disdain.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu's forehead veins bulged as he suppressed the urge to punch someone. He had actually been looked down upon by a mentally challenged and idiotic person.

"You only need to buy what you need to eat; you only need to press one person's button," Tsuchimikado Fuyu complained.

Satania noticed the strange looks from Vinette and Gabriel and hurriedly said, "I...I know, of course I know. I was just worried you'd choose unfamiliar food, so I helped you choose. Please thank me!"

Upon hearing this, Gabriel and Winette realized that they had almost been tricked by Satania, and quickly refused Satania's "kindness" and wouldn't let her order food for them.

“You’ll regret this,” Satania said ruthlessly, then pressed the button to buy for one person.

Vinette and Gabriel breathed a sigh of relief. They weren't worried about Satania's harsh words, but rather that Satania might foolishly order food for them.

You see, when Satania ordered, everyone only saw her press one food item, but because Satania's body was covering it, no one could see which one she pressed.

Does anyone know what Satania just pressed?

What if it's some kind of culinary disaster?

After Satania finished ordering, Winette took out her money and put it into the voucher machine. Just as Winette was about to press the button, she called out, "Wait a minute."

"What's wrong?" Vinette turned around in confusion, looking bewildered.

Do you know what fox udon is?

"Fox Udon?" Vinette was completely bewildered. The label clearly said Fried Tofu Skin Udon! Why would Satania call it Fox Udon?

"Yes, Winette, you need to read what it says carefully, or you'll go hungry at noon if you buy the wrong thing!"

Vinette thought to herself, Satania seemed quite confident, could it be that she really misjudged her?

Then, Winette looked at it carefully again, "Yes, it really is fried tofu skin udon!"

"Huh? Fried tofu skin udon?" Satania blinked, looking at Vinette with a blank expression.

When Winette saw Satania's state, she immediately understood that Satania had done something foolish again.

I was almost fooled by Satania.

“Yes, this is fried tofu skin udon,” Winette explained.

"And what's that raccoon dog udon over there?" Satania asked, pointing to the button next to the fried tofu skin udon.

"Don't break the words apart! It's fried tofu udon!" Tsuchimikado Tou complained. Who taught her to look at words together?

Hiratsuka-sensei would cry if she knew! My Japanese is better than yours, even though I just transmigrated here!

Satania panicked and hurriedly tried to cover up her guilty conscience, "I...of course I know, I was just reminding you not to mistake her for someone else."

Everyone was speechless. You obviously don't recognize me! Yet you stubbornly refuse to admit it.

Soon, Vinette ordered her meal, choosing fried tofu skin udon, while Tsuchimikado Tofu casually picked out a pork cutlet rice bowl.

When it was Gabriel's turn, she hesitated for a long time, looked at Vinette seriously, and said solemnly, "Vinette, how much are you going to offer? Otherwise, I can't make a choice!"

“When did I say I was going to treat you?” Winette said speechlessly.

"What?" Gabriel was immediately struck as if by a blow, and looked at Vinette with teary eyes, saying dejectedly, "Then I'll go back."

"..." Seeing Gabriel like this, Vinette's heart softened immediately. She sighed and said, "Alright, three hundred is enough!"

The food in the cafeteria is quite cheap. For example, a bowl of udon noodles costs more than 600 yuan outside, but only 290 yuan in the cafeteria.

“Vinette, you’re so kind.” Gabriel’s expression immediately changed, and she happily held out her hand. “Give it to me!”

Tsuchimikado Fuyu's lips twitched. This guy's face-changing skills are too amazing!

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"Gabriel, get me some disposable chopsticks," Winette said as she sat down.

Gabriel pulled out disposable chopsticks from the side and handed them to Winette. "Thank you."

Then, glancing at the two people opposite him, he took out two more chopsticks and tossed them to Tsuchimikado Fuyu and Satania respectively.

Thanks.

Only Satania looked at Gabriel with displeasure, "I said, how am I supposed to eat with just one chopstick? Are you trying to embarrass me?"

"Huh?" Everyone looked at Satania speechlessly. This girl... really? She doesn't even know about disposable chopsticks?

"Don't you know about disposable chopsticks, Satania?" Gabriel asked in surprise.

"Huh?" Satania looked completely bewildered. What did she mean? Had I made a mistake?

"Those are chopsticks that you're supposed to use by splitting them in half!" Winette reminded her.

"Yes...yes, that's common sense!" Satania said with a guilty smile. She hadn't expected to embarrass herself in front of them again. She definitely couldn't embarrass herself again this time.

Satania stared intently at the chopsticks in her hand, and then...

Satania held the chopsticks by both ends... and then snapped them in two with a strong pull...

The chopsticks were successfully broken into two pieces.

Yes, not two strands, but two sections.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu was stunned; this guy's intelligence had once again plummeted!

Even though Winette reminded you so much, how could you still make a mistake?

"Seeing the structure of chopsticks, I can't believe you could break them like that!" Gabriel also complained.