Onmyoji who mingles in the world of anime

"Just as Master said, as an Onmyoji, your spirit has been corrupted by the Bureau's magic, and you're now just like a fallen ordinary person?"

Sanae Dekomori began to talk nonsense in a serious tone. Fuyu Tsuchimikado looked at Sanae Dekomori speechlessly. That's normal for ordinary people. You guys are the abnormal ones, okay?

Besides, angels and dragons live and study in this world, so what's wrong with me, a mere Onmyoji, living like an ordinary person?

Besides, I never thought of myself as some kind of non-human!

So, in the end, it's all just the delusions of you chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers!

"Let me, Dekosho, purify your soul! Thunder Hammer Hurricane."

Sanae Tokomori stood still, shouting out this shameful slogan as she began to spin around, her two ponytails flying through the air with her spin.

Because of his long hair, when he spun around, it made Tsuchimikado Fuyu and the others take a few steps back to avoid being hit.

"Let me tell you, if something is broken, you have to pay for it," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said calmly to Dekomori Sanae.

Suddenly, after Sanae Dekomori finished spinning and was facing Fuyu Tsuchimikado, just as she was about to speak, her two twin tails continued to spin in the air due to inertia...

then……

Sanae Tokomaru was lying on the ground, her hair tightly bound from head to toe, wriggling like a salted fish.

“I can’t move…” Sanae Dekomori turned her head and said, crying.

Everyone was stunned by what they saw. Even Xiaoyi, who had just come out of the kitchen, stood there dumbfounded, staring at the Sanae Tsukasumori on the ground.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu sighed and rubbed his forehead in exasperation. He already had two idiots by his side; he didn't need any more.

And is this guy's hair really that long? He managed to tie himself up, and it doesn't even look that long!

Tsuchimikado Fuyu sighed, asked the three-tailed fox to help remove Dekomori Sanae's hair, and then gave both Dekomori Sanae and Takanashi Rikka a chop to the head.

"Xiaodong, dinner's ready." Xiaoyi snapped out of her daze, carrying bread and fried eggs out of the kitchen, and said with a smile.

"Thank you, Sister Xiaoyi."

Xiaoyi is a master of culinary arts, but she's also incredibly good at housework.

However, in terms of combat, she is actually similar to the current Three-Tailed Fox. Moreover, if she wants to become stronger, she can only rely on the continuous accumulation of time, while the Three-Tailed Fox and others only need to upgrade their stars and awaken.

However, what Tsuchimikado Fuyu needs right now isn't a shikigami for combat, but rather a shikigami like Koi who can do everything for housework!

After all, the Broom God only sweeps the floor and wipes the table; for other tasks like washing clothes and cooking, Xiao Yi still has to take care of them.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked at Takanashi Rikka and Dekomori Sanae sitting on the sofa with their heads in their hands, sighed and said, "Have you had breakfast? If not, come over. Koei-nee, have two more servings of breakfast."

The two nodded, walked over, sat at the table, and quietly ate their breakfast.

"I've finished eating." Sanae Dekomori put down her chopsticks and said, "Although Onmyoji Fuyu has fallen, I appreciate your heart that hasn't forgotten your comrades."

Tsuchimikado Fuyu frowned. "Want to get beaten up again?"

Sanae Tokomori immediately stood up and assumed a defensive stance.

However, this time it wasn't Tsuchimikado Fuyu who made the move, but rather...

"Hey Sanae, it's wrong to waste food!" Koi grabbed Sanae's shoulder from behind, holding a milk that Sanae hadn't touched, and said with a smile.

Holy crap, he's turned evil...

Seeing this, Tsuchimikado Fuyu was immediately alarmed. Could it be that Koei-nee is the kind of person who hates wasting food?

"Stop! Are you a demon? No, Dekomori is the one in the dark faction. Are you an angel? You're feeding me pure white holy water. People will die!"

Sanae Dekomori tried to break free from Koi's restraints, but she was no match for Koi. Even if Koi's fighting power was weak, she was still far superior to ordinary humans.

"Oh dear, Sanae, don't worry, you won't die! Fuyu and Rikka have already finished drinking it all!"

"How could this sticky, fishy smell and lukewarm texture possibly taste good!" Sanae Dekomori tried hard to persuade Koi, but how could the now-darkened Koi be so easy to talk to?

"Here, drink it quickly!" Xiaoyi smiled and began feeding Sanae Dekomori the milk.

"Dekomori will not give in... Stop!"

Chapter 43 A mere Satania

"Vinette, can I copy your homework?"

When Tsuchimikado Fuyu arrived at the classroom, he saw Gabriel copying Vinette's homework.

"Isn't there a two-day holiday? There's not much homework this week, you can finish it quickly," Winette scolded from the side.

"There's nothing I can do. I played games all day Saturday, and on Sunday I had to go to an offline gathering with this guy!" Gabriel said with a dejected look.

Upon hearing Gabriel's words, Winette immediately looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu, frowning and pursing her lips, as if she wanted to say something.

"Don't look at me like that. She went to the party on her own initiative. And even if she didn't attend the offline party, she wouldn't do her homework anyway. You should know that better than I do." Tsuchimikado Fuyu quickly distanced himself from the situation, making it seem like I was the one who corrupted Gabriel.

Why shouldn't they take the blame?

Vinette thought about it and realized that it made sense, but she still looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu with the same wary gaze. "But what's this offline gathering? It's not some kind of bad gathering, is it?"

"As I said! I invited her to join my gaming guild, and it just so happened that there was a guild gathering, so she agreed."

"Besides, all our guild members are students, mostly girls. Even if there's any danger, it wouldn't be her turn! Isn't she an angel?!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu said speechlessly.

"Besides, these days boys are more vulnerable than girls! Just a few days ago there was a report about a high school student who was raped by an old woman and, unable to bear the humiliation, committed suicide!"

"Anyway, you're not allowed to take Gabriel to those bad places."

"I wouldn't even go myself!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu said speechlessly. Just how bad a person am I in your eyes?

I'm practically a model student, okay?

"Gabriel, you still have to do your homework yourself. It's meaningless if you don't do it yourself." After lecturing Tsuchimikado Fuyu, Winette then said to Gabriel.

"What's wrong with letting me copy your homework for a bit? That physics teacher is terrifying if you make him angry," Gabriel pleaded.

“I agree. That teacher does look very fierce, like the boss of the Yamaguchi-gumi.” Tsuchimikado Fuyu nodded in agreement.

Their physics teacher was bald, always wore sunglasses, and had a very fierce expression. At the beginning of the semester, he scared several girls in the class to tears.

"Hey, have you done your homework?" Gabriel heard Tsuchimikado Fuyu's voice and immediately realized that she was not just one option, so she looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu and asked.

"I did do it, and just like Winette said, the homework was very simple."

"Let me copy this."

“But…” Before Tsuchimikado Fuyu could finish speaking, he sensed a murderous aura. Turning his head, he saw Vinette staring intently at Tsuchimikado Fuyu.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu sighed, "You should go and ask Winette for help. I'm afraid I can't help you."

Meanwhile, Tsuchimikado Fuyu thought to himself, "Isn't Winette being too nosy? It feels like she's managing her own daughter."

In my past life, I never did my own homework; it was always copied from me and him.

However, Japan does indeed have less homework than China. This amount of homework during the holidays wouldn't even be enough for a whole day in China, and it could be easily completed.

"How could you do this?" Gabriel cried out in anguish, then looked pitifully at Vinette and pleaded, "Vinette, please."

When Winette saw Gabriel's adorable appearance, she was instantly charmed. After struggling with her feelings for a long time, she sighed and said, "Alright, I'll teach you!"

"Tch." Gabriel scoffed. Seeing that she couldn't get Vinette's homework, she had no choice but to give up and obediently let Vinette teach her how to do her homework. Anyway, it was better than trying to figure it out herself.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu remarked, "It's true love! I wish you a long and happy marriage!"

A harmonious union lasting a hundred years, abbreviated as... Lily.

"What do you mean by 'a long and happy marriage'?" Winette looked completely bewildered, not understanding what Tsuchimikado Fuyu meant at all. However, she did understand the first sentence: "It's just that seeing Gabriel like this, we can't just ignore it."

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll kill you!" Gabriel, a girl who had been addicted to the internet for several days, could tell what she meant.

Hearing Gabriel's threatening words, Tsuchimikado Fuyu didn't even bother to pay attention to her. What could a mere stupid and useless angel possibly do?

"Hahaha, how embarrassing, Gabriel." Just then, a voice came from the doorway. The three of them looked towards the voice and saw Satania standing in the doorway, showing off, "You're actually doing your homework? You're still a long way from perfect."

Everyone stared at Satania speechlessly, wondering what she was up to this time.

In just one week, Satania's intellectual disability became common knowledge in the class. She and Hanabatake Yoshiko, a classmate, together lowered the class's average IQ.

It makes one wonder how these two managed to get into this school.

Compared to them, Rikka Takanashi's chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) is perfectly normal; at least Rikka Takanashi's intelligence is on point.

"I am the Great Demon Satania, the ruler of Hell. Of course I won't do homework. Today I'll show you the difference in levels." Satania shouted these cheesy words while making all sorts of cool moves she learned from TV.

Indeed, compared to Satania, Rikka Takanashi is perfectly normal.

In everyone's eyes, Satania is not only mentally challenged, but also a severe case of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome).

Vinette glanced at Satania, then ignored her and continued teaching Gabriel her homework.

Gabriel ignored Satania and started doing her homework seriously, following Vinette's steps.

"Well, listen to me!"

The two turned and glared at Satania. Gabriel said impatiently, "Ugh, this is so annoying! I need to finish my homework quickly, can you please leave me alone?"

Upon hearing Gabriel's words, Satania seemed to be struck a blow, looking at Gabriel with teary eyes like an abandoned puppy.

Vinette sighed and advised, "Satania would be better off finishing her homework, otherwise the teacher will be angry."

“Even the teacher is afraid, how dare I continue to be a demon? Humans, such inferior beings, are no match for me. Ahahahaha…” Satania stopped crying and laughed arrogantly.

"Oh? A lowly creature?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu was immediately displeased upon hearing this. What right did a mere Satania have to look down on us humans?

Upon hearing Tsuchimikado Tou's words, Satania looked over and saw that Tsuchimikado Tou was holding a bag of pineapple buns. Her eyes immediately lit up, and she looked at Tsuchimikado Tou longingly. You see, her pineapple buns this morning had also been stolen by that little white dog!

Chapter 44 Three Idiots

“That is…” Satania stared blankly at the pineapple bun in Tsuchimikado Fuyu’s hand and asked.

"Want one?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu asked with a smile, waving the pineapple bun in his hand.

Speaking of which, this pineapple bun was bought by Tsuchimikado Fuyu this morning for lunch, but it's nice to use it to tease Satania now.

Just consider it spending money to have some fun.

Sure enough, Satania nodded, staring intently at the pineapple bun in Tsuchimikado Fuyu's hand.

"If you want it, just shout 'Satania is an idiot' three times," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a grin.

"That's really awful!" Winette exclaimed.

"Is it awful? If it is, I'll make her lie on the ground and bark like a dog." Tsuchimikado Fuyu said these words without a care in the world, but they were words that made people take notice.

“That was sexual harassment!” Winette said speechlessly.