Onmyoji who mingles in the world of anime

"No way!" Xiu Fan shouted unhappily. Since they were in a private room, it wouldn't bother anyone else, so speaking loudly wasn't a problem.

“Yes, I understand, Xiu Fan. It must be embarrassing to call that name in front of others!” Yapriko nodded repeatedly as she spoke.

"Hey! President?" Xiu Fan looked at Yapulic with a blank expression, as if he and the president were not on the same wavelength!

The reason I feel ashamed is entirely because of that guy across from me! I always looked down on him for being a shut-in, and now he's found out I'm a shut-in girl. I'm sure I'll be very nervous when I introduce myself!

But... what does the president mean?

"Because 'Xiu Fan' means 'pig' in German. As a young girl, it would be embarrassing to introduce yourself as a pig and ask for everyone's guidance," Yapriko explained, looking at Xiu Fan with sympathy.

"No way!" Xiu Fan was stunned. He stood there blankly, muttering to himself.

After a few seconds of stunned silence, Xiu Fan, who is now called "I'm a Pig," Segawa Akane, blushing furiously, asked the president, "What? Huh? You're not kidding, are you? Xiu Fan means 'pig'?"

"Hmm... Did you register without knowing?" The guild leader looked at Xiu Fan curiously, also looking completely bewildered.

Upon hearing Yaprico's question, Xiu Fan's face turned bright red, and he roared, "Is that even a question?! Who would name themselves after a pig? Of course, they'd use it because they think it's a cool name!"

"Xiu-chan, please accept my condolences." Yako looked at Xiu Fan with a sorrowful expression and sympathy.

Perhaps because he felt sorry for Xiu Fan, he felt even more ashamed. Suddenly, he became angry and his voice became soft. All his shyness and hesitation disappeared, and he started yelling at the guild leader as if he were in a game.

"Wait, President, why didn't you say so sooner!"

"It's not that I didn't think about reminding you, but if you weren't intentionally just using this name, telling you would only make you more embarrassed, which is why I didn't say anything. However, I didn't expect it to be exposed here; even I'm quite surprised..."

"Ah, wait, stop talking!" Xiu Fan quickly covered Yaprico's mouth and said.

"Well, we don't really care, because apart from the president, probably none of us speak German! If the president hadn't said anything, we wouldn't have known either," Tsuchimikado Fuyu comforted him.

Just as Xiu Fan breathed a sigh of relief, he heard the black cat add, "But now we know."

Xiu Fan was immediately dealt a heavy blow, while Tsuchimikado Tou smiled and gave the black cat a thumbs up, saying that the teamwork was brilliant.

The black cat snorted coldly, which was considered a response to Tsuchimikado Fuyu.

Suddenly, Xiu Fan, as if he had given up all hope, put his hands on his hips and said, "That's right, I am Xiu Fan, a professional sword dancer. From now on, anyone who dares to call me a pig, I will definitely cut him down. That's all."

After saying what he wanted to say, Xiu Fan sat down angrily.

However, after Yaplick's interruption, Xiu Fan's personality returned to normal, and the atmosphere on the scene was also enlivened.

After all, apart from Tsuchimikado, Kuroneko, and Aprico, everyone else was a bit nervous. Even Gabriel was sitting quietly next to Xiu Fan, not chatting anymore.

It seems the president has quite a knack for things!

Tsuchimikado Fuyu had already determined that this topic was deliberately brought up by Apuriko.

"Then... next, Lucian."

"Ah, okay." Lucien quickly stood up, and Yako, who was holding his arm, also stood up.

"Hey, Ayako." Lucien looked at Ayako in a panic, but Ayako stood beside Lucien as if it were the most natural thing in the world and asked obediently, "What?"

"Damn it, can you two please consider the feelings of us single people?!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu complained. "It's one thing in the game, but please stop feeding us dog food in real life!"

"Ah, that person is so pathetic, comparing himself to a dog." The black cat glanced at Tsuchimikado Fuyu with disdain and said.

"Single dog is a popular internet slang term in China." Tsuchimikado Tou forgot that this wasn't his previous life; the term "single dog" hadn't yet become popular in Japan, and the term "feeding dog food" (a euphemism for feeding someone who is being cheated on) hadn't come over either.

So Tsuchimikado Fuyu introduced everyone to a series of internet slang terms related to "single dog".

"We weren't showing off our love!" After Tsuchimikado's explanation, Lucien understood what Tsuchimikado meant and quickly explained.

Then he said to Ayako, "Ayako, this is my self-introduction. Please sit down."

"Okay, I understand." Ayako obediently sat back down in her seat.

Others chimed in with complaints, "Damn lovey-dovey couple."

Tsuchimikado Fuyu nodded in satisfaction. As expected, everyone's adaptability is quite strong!

After everyone's antics, Lucian calmed down and said, "I'm Lucian. Wow, it's really embarrassing to introduce myself with my game character name."

"Nishimura, your very existence is shameful enough," Xiu Fan retorted from the side.

Chapter Thirty-Six: Self-Introduction (Part Two)

Lucian took another deep breath and continued, "Well, my profession is knight, my real name is Nishimura Hideki, I'm a freshman at the same high school as the president, I'm in the same class as Segawa, I belong to the Home Club, I don't have any special skills, my hobby is... online games, nice to meet you."

"As expected of you, even your self-introduction is so ordinary," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a smile.

"Well! After all, I'm just a low-level member in the guild!"

Lucian sat back down, and without Aprico's prompting, Ako stood up.

"Um, I'm Aya. I'm a priest in the game, but I'm not very good at playing games and I always cause trouble for everyone... I'm very sorry."

Everyone quickly assured them it was alright, since with Gabriel's help, Ayako only needed to focus on treating Lucian.

However, this also caused Lucian a lot of trouble. While the experience of the others began to steadily increase, Lucian, who was the meat shield, died too many times because of Yako, and all the experience he gained each day was lost due to the death penalty.

Of course, Lucien couldn't say this at this point, after all, she was his wife, and although it was hard for her, he still had to tolerate her.

“Oh, like Lucian, I’m also a first-year student at Maesaki High School,” Ako continued.

Lucian looked at Ayako in surprise, "Classmate?"

"Yes! I was startled too. My real name is Tamaki Ako. Please just call me Ako as before."

"Are you using your real name?" Xiu Fan asked in surprise.

"Is it strange?" Ako looked at Lucien with a bewildered expression and asked.

"If you get doxxed... never mind." Lucien sighed. Even if he tried to explain things like cybersecurity to Ayako, she probably wouldn't understand!

“That really suits Ayako’s style!” Aprico said with a smile.

"No one would want to dox her, she's just a little idiot!" the black cat said from the side.

"Kuro Neko-chan, that's so mean!" Ako pouted and looked at Kuroneko.

“That’s right, she really is an idiot. And it’s not just Ako who uses her real name, there’s another one here.” Tsuchimikado Fuyu said, looking at Gabriel who was pretending to listen to everyone’s speech seriously, but was actually dozing off with her eyes closed.

"Also, I don't participate in any clubs, and I don't have any friends at school..."

Upon hearing Ayako's words, the atmosphere instantly plummeted to zero, with everyone looking at her thoughtfully.

"Because I don't go to school very often, I've reached the point where I get noticed whenever I do go," Ako said with a smile.

Although she was still smiling, Tsuchimikado Fuyu could sense that Ako's voice was trembling slightly; to be precise, her entire body was trembling slightly.

Are you scared?

Still nervous?

"No, it's okay. Even though I'm the student council president, I don't have many friends," Yapriko hurriedly said in a fluster.

Is this a competition to see who suffers the most? Ayako, you truly are a mood-shifter. The cheerful atmosphere that the president painstakingly created has instantly turned into a tragic one, and even the president has been affected.

"Well, aren't we just friends?" Lucien quickly replied, sensing the unusual atmosphere.

“That’s right, that’s right, you’ll gradually make more friends.” Xiu Fan also tried his best to put on an enthusiastic expression and chimed in.

“Although we don’t go to the same school as Ayako, we’re still friends,” Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a smile.

Although the black cat didn't say anything, the smile on her lips and the slight nod showed that she agreed.

"Thank you. I'm really happy to have made a friend with whom I can chat like this. Please continue to guide me in the future." Although Ayako's body was still trembling a little, she was obviously much better and said with a smile.

Everyone applauded, and after Ako sat down, everyone looked at Gabriel.

Unfortunately, Gabriel was already fast asleep and had no idea what had happened. Tsuchimikado Fuyu, looking exasperated, tapped on Gabriel's chest, "Wake up!"

Gabrielle groggily opened her eyes, yawned, and stood up. Just as everyone was waiting for her to introduce herself, she said, "Is the party over? Well, goodbye."

Gabriel turned to leave, but luckily Tsuchimikado Fuyu reacted quickly and grabbed Gabriel's arm. Gabriel frowned and looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu, "Is there anything else?"

"It's your turn to introduce yourself," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said speechlessly.

Gabriel was taken aback and stared blankly at Tsuchimikado Fuyu. Tsuchimikado Fuyu nodded, and Gabriel sighed and stood back in her seat.

"I am Gabriel, my profession is priestess, my real name is Tenma Gabriel White, and like Fuyu, I am a first-year student at Chiba Municipal Soubu High School. I like playing games and hate anything that wastes my time playing games."

"Hey, is Gabriel a foreigner?" Xiu Fan asked curiously.

“Hmm.” Gabriel nodded, while Tsuchimikado Fuyu, who knew the truth, was speechless. Come to think of it, Paradise was indeed considered a foreign country in this world.

After all, the angels still need to come to the human world to attend high school and experience life there.

"That's typical otaku talk. I believe you two have nothing to do with each other now. After all, a girl as addicted to the internet as Gabriel would never have a boyfriend to bother her with." Black Cat nodded and said.

“You’re right. Boyfriends are such a waste of my time, they’d be better off dead.” Gabriel smiled at Tsuchimikado Fuyu.

Tsuchimikado felt a chill run down his spine. "Why are you looking at me like that? I don't even think much of you. Seriously, as an angel, won't you be punished by heaven for saying things like that?"

After Gabriel finished her self-introduction, the online gathering officially began.

"Speaking of which, this world is so small. We're basically all from Maesaki High School and Soubu High School," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a smile. "And I didn't expect that Kuroneko would be my direct junior."

"Now that I know you're attending the main campus high school, I'm already planning to transfer next year," the black cat said calmly.

"Hey, then let's have Kuroneko-chan come to our school," Ako immediately said.

“That’s fine. Although our school isn’t a famous college entrance exam prep school like Zongwu High School, it’s still pretty good,” Yapriko said with a smile.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked exasperated. "Was it really necessary to go this far? This will significantly lower the entrance score for the main campus."

"Yes, to be precise, as long as you go to the main campus for high school, even if your score isn't high enough, you can get in by paying some money. And those with excellent entrance exam scores will even get scholarships. It's a truly evil money-driven society."

Actually, Kuroko was just saying that; she would never transfer schools. After all, she didn't want to give up the scholarship opportunity alone, since her family was quite poor. Moreover, she didn't dislike Tsuchimikado Fuyu; they just had a habitual banter.

Of course, Black Cat would never admit to this.

Chapter Thirty-Seven, Fourth Mission

The group chatted for a long time, from arguing about who was the most successful person to a contest of who had the most miserable life.

For example, when Xiu Fan was confessed to by a boy from the next class, everyone glared at him angrily, especially Ya Pu Li Ke and Ya Zi, who turned into villains. Xiu Fan was so scared that he quickly said that he didn't want to waste his time playing games because of finding a boyfriend.

For example, Yapriko is a wealthy heiress in real life, and all the money she spends on in-game purchases is earned by herself, making Tsuchimikado Fuyu and Gabriel extremely envious.

However, upon learning that Yaple had no friends in reality, everyone's envy turned into sympathy.

Also, Tsuchimikado Tou said he might not be online much anymore, and Gabriel said it was because Tsuchimikado Tou has many female friends in real life.

This made Lucian extremely envious, but Yako immediately turned evil again, scaring Lucian away from being envious at all.