Onmyoji who mingles in the world of anime

"Hehe, you'll see when you open it. This is the most beloved gift among humans in our world!"

"Really? Then I'm really looking forward to it," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said, neither confirming nor denying.

Speaking of which, if I were from that world, what would I want most... a dragon maid or a dragon loli?

Fine, I want them both.

But this box doesn't look like it contains a giant dragon at all, does it?

"???" Tsuchimikado Fuyu removed the outer packaging and found another black wooden box inside. He circled the box, looking at Thor with a blank expression. "Thor-neechan, how do I open this thing?"

This box looks ordinary, but there isn't even a crack in it. How do I open it?

"Ah, I almost forgot. Because ordinary boxes can't hold this, I used a box made of magical materials that requires specific magic to open."

Thor smiled and cast a spell, and the box immediately cracked open in the middle, then slowly opened to both sides.

"This is... a sword?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked at Tori in surprise. Why did a sword need to be made so complicated?

"Hey, Thor, this thing looks so familiar!" Kobayashi stared at Thor expressionlessly. "I think I've seen this sword before!"

"This is the Sword of God, something that only a god can summon. In our world, it's something that humans desperately want to possess but can't have. It's even rarer than the Holy Sword or the Demon Sword."

"Thor, I've heard you say that if a mortal touches this thing, their will will break down, right?" Kobayashi said with a dark face, as if he wanted an explanation from Thor.

"Xiaolin, that's not what I meant. I really didn't have anything else to give, and since this sword wasn't taken away by the gods, I wanted to give it to Xiaodong as a keepsake. I didn't let Xiaodong use it, you know," Thor quickly explained.

"is it?"

"Uh-huh."

"Um, is this thing dangerous, Tohru-nee?" After hearing Kobayashi and Tohru's conversation, Tsuchimikado Fuyu panicked.

What the hell?

Was this thing summoned by a god? And can it be taken back?

Thor, you're really messing with me!

What if they remember it someday and want to take it back?

Then I'm doomed.

"It shouldn't be dangerous! The swords of gods aren't exclusive weapons of gods. Gods can obtain a whole bunch with a wave of their hand, so there shouldn't be any problem," Thor said after thinking for a moment. "In our world, many swords of gods have been collected by various religious societies, and no god has taken them back!"

"Really? That's good." Hearing this, Tsuchimikado Fuyu breathed a sigh of relief. It's good that they won't cause me any trouble.

With my small arms and legs, I might not even be able to beat a little angel, let alone those gods.

As for Thor's combat power as a world god... just look at Ercoa, and then strengthen him a bit more, and you'll know.

After all, although Ercoa lost his divine status, his combat power was not weakened too much.

“Is this the Sword of God? It would make a great collectible.” Just then, Ercoa and Fafnir walked over and said.

"But you can't touch it carelessly, or you might get hurt," Fafnir warned.

Hearing Erkoya and the others' words, Tsuchimikado Fuyu completely relaxed. Judging from what they said, this thing was really quite ordinary to the gods, probably something that was used once and then thrown away.

However, ordinary people cannot touch it, so they can only try to seal it away and keep it as a collection.

Next, Ercoa helped Tsuchimikado Fuyu modify the magic on the box containing the God Sword, adding a magic lock and giving the key to both Kobayashi and Tsuchimikado Fuyu.

Afterwards, Ercoa and Fafnir also presented their gifts. Ercoa gave a talisman that she had blessed, which could save Tsuchimikado Fuyuki's life and was very precious.

Fafnir, on the other hand, sent a book of curses he had written himself.

Yes, the curses inside are real. If you have magic power, you can use it. Even if you don't have magic power, you can still succeed under certain circumstances.

However, Tsuchimikado Tou had no interest in curses, and according to Fafnir, although spiritual power could be used as magic, with Tsuchimikado Tou's current spiritual power, even the simplest curse would be enough to drain him dry.

So, Tsuchimikado Fuyu solemnly placed the Book of Curses and the Sword of God in Jumpy Sister's wooden house.

Anyway, she doesn't live there now, and she's going back to Saga with the idol zombies in a few days, so her room will remain empty. Everyone is now using her room as a storage room.

Chapter 302 Why can you so easily do things that we can't?

This site's domain name has changed to ow. Listen online to the audiobook of Chapter 302, "Why Can You Easily Do Things We Can't?", featuring the story of an Onmyoji immersing himself in the world of anime and manga.

"Tofu, a gift." When Tsuchimikado Tofu put away the Book of Curses and the Sword of God and came out of the room, Takanashi Rikka came over with a black box with strange symbols drawn on it.

"Thank you." Tsuchimikado Fuyu took the gift, intending to put it in his room first and then open it.

After all, it's impolite to open a gift in front of someone. The gifts I received before were either unwrapped or the recipients asked me to open them. Only Aki Tomoya's gift was temporarily put away by Tsuchimikado Fuyu.

However, while Aki Tomoya's gift was easy to guess, Tsuchimikado Fuyu couldn't quite figure out what Takanashi Rikka's gift was. Surely she couldn't have given him some kind of evil eye!

Then, Tsuchimikado Fuyu received gifts from Dekomori Sanae, Nibutani Morika, and Mayday Seventh Fenko one after another.

"Happy birthday, Dong-kun!" Raphiel said with a smile, taking out a box with an angel painted on it.

"Happy birthday, Dong-kun," Winette said, taking out a gift box with a black devil painted on it.

"Thank you." Tsuchimikado Fuyu habitually prepared to put it away first, but Raphiel said with a smile, "Fuyu-kun, aren't you going to open it and take a look?"

"May I?"

“Of course, since it’s a gift for you, Fuyu-kun, there’s nothing to be embarrassed about, right, Vinette?” Raphiel asked with a smile, looking at Vinette, who was blushing.

Vinette was taken aback for a moment, "That..."

"Could it be that you sent something shady, Vinnie?" Raphiel asked, squinting her eyes.

"How could that be! I was just worried that it would be awkward if Dong-kun didn't like it," Winette said softly.

"You can rest assured, Dongjun will definitely like it, right!"

"Yes." Tsuchimikado Fuyu nodded in agreement.

After all, it's a token of their goodwill; it's a small gift but carries great meaning. Even if he doesn't really like it, he won't show it; at most, he'll just find a place to seal it away.

“Well… alright.” Winette hesitated for a moment, then agreed under Raphiel’s teasing gaze.

Anyway, the gift I bought was a perfectly normal one, nothing shameful. At most, it would just be disliked. If I still disagreed, wouldn't that confirm that there was something wrong with the gift?

Tsuchimikado Fuyu nodded, and under Raphiel's curious gaze, he opened Winette's gift. As expected, the gift was very ordinary, a white water cup with a black cat pattern on it.

"It's quite cute, I like it very much." Seeing the expectant yet nervous look in Winette's eyes, Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a smile.

Winette has a good eye; the water bottle is cute, but not overly feminine, so it would be suitable even for a guy.

No, to be precise, this is the kind of water cup a real man should use!

"That's good." Vinette breathed a sigh of relief. This was the first time she had given someone a gift. If Tsuchimikado Fuyu didn't like it, Vinette felt she would never have the confidence to give gifts to others again.

But now, Vinette felt relieved. It seems that her judgment was quite good after all!

"Oh my, judging from Vinette's expression, you don't actually like Fuyu-kun, do you?" Although Vinette was relieved, Raphiel was somewhat dissatisfied. This situation didn't make her happy at all, so Raphiel took the initiative to find fault.

"How...how could that be? As for liking someone, Fuyu-kun and I are just friends," Winette stammered, her face flushed.

Seeing Vinette's reaction, Raphiel chuckled inwardly. This was exactly the reaction she wanted. Sure enough, Vinette would get shy whenever the topic of love or liking someone came up!

"Then why are you nervous, Vinnie? If it's okay, what are you shy about?"

Vinette blushed instantly, lowered her head shyly, and stammered as if trying to explain, but for a moment she didn't know what to say.

Raphiel is really something, always talking nonsense. How can she just say things like that so casually! Besides, she clearly has nothing to do with Fuyu-kun. What if Fuyu-kun misunderstands what she's saying? It would really affect everyone's relationship.

"Raphiel, watch your mouth. If you keep this up, you'll fall from the heavens too." Tsuchimikado Fuyu clearly didn't care about Raphiel's words. He would never believe such a thing unless the person involved said it themselves.

Even if the person involved says it, you still have to consider whether they are playing a game like Truth or Dare.

"It seems like Dong-kun is really protecting Vinai. I'm starting to seriously doubt you guys."

Tsuchimikado Tou rolled her eyes at Raphiel, "You really know how to seize every opportunity, always trying to trick people." "I'm opening your gift."

"Please make yourself at home," Raphiel said readily.

Upon opening Raphiel's gift box, Tsuchimikado Fuyu's face immediately froze, while Winette, standing beside him, blushed deeply, her eyes wide and her mouth slightly agape as she stared at Raphiel in astonishment.

"Raphiel, can you explain this?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu stared at the mushroom-shaped silicone object with raised dots in the box with a black line on his face. This thing was even harder to look at than the gift his cousin had given him!

Has Raphiel really gone this far? She dares to buy something like this?

"Laphie, why can you do things that we can't so easily? This kind of thing is not appropriate to buy or give to a boy!" Vinette said haltingly.

"Oh dear, Vinai, Fuyu-kun, what are you thinking? It's just a very ordinary massager! Did you think it was something bad? I never imagined your thoughts were so wicked!"

"Normal my foot! It's perfectly normal to be misunderstood, okay?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu complained. Anyone would misunderstand this thing, okay?

Regardless of whether this thing is an ordinary massager or not, its appearance alone is already quite extraordinary. This kind of thing must be sealed away. If it weren't a gift from Raphiel, Tsuchimikado Fuyu would have thrown it away immediately.

Tsuchimikado Tou quickly sent Raphiel away, put the massager back in the box, found a corner to store it, and wrote on it, "A birthday present from Raphiel, do not open."

Firstly, it will prevent me from forgetting it when I find it in the future, and secondly, it will remind others who accidentally find it not to open the box easily, so as to avoid misunderstandings.

After putting away the wicked massager, Tsuchimikado Fuyu received another gift from the ghost Shiro.

Because she is a ghost, although she has improved a lot, it is still impossible for her to make a gift in person. So she sang a blessing song that she had just learned recently. Although she forgot the lyrics twice, she sang it very well and tried her best.

Onmyoji who mingles in the world of anime

Chapter 303 Bumper Gifts

This site's domain name has changed to ow. Listen online to the audiobook of Chapter 303, "The Onmyoji Who Mingles in the World of Anime," titled "A Bump into a Gift."

"Hahaha, my servant, this is a gift from the great demon Satania, I accept it with gratitude... Oops!"

Tsuchimikado Fuyu retracted his hand with a speechless expression, narrowed his eyes, and asked, "Satania, can you explain when I became your servant?"

"Of course, it was a last-minute decision on my part."

"Why are you so self-righteous?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu gave Satania another chop to the neck and said speechlessly.

"Ah, you are now my servant, and what you are doing is an affront to my dignity. It seems I should reconsider whether or not I should bestow this precious item upon you," Satania said angrily.

"A precious thing? A pineapple bun is only precious to you!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu retorted.

"What? You actually look down on pineapple buns? This is a special limited edition five-color deluxe pineapple bun that I bought specially. Only ten are sold every week, and I've only eaten it once so far."

After Satania finished speaking, she couldn't help but swallow, indicating that she really liked the pineapple bun.

"Then you can eat it yourself. I appreciate your kindness. As for the pineapple bun, no matter how luxurious it is, I don't like it," Tsuchimikado Fuyu suggested, seeing Satania's craving.