Onmyoji who mingles in the world of anime

While I'm not against yuri (lesbian relationships), as the woman, you should at least be a little more reserved.

"You... hello."

"Little Dong, what's wrong?" Tohru noticed that Tsuchimikado Tou's eyes were a little strange. Suddenly, as if she had thought of something, she covered her chest and said shyly, "Although I don't dislike Little Dong, it's impossible for us. My heart and soul belong to Kobayashi."

"Who wants you?!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu thought to himself.

After thinking for a moment, Tsuchimikado Fuyu asked, "Miss Tohru, you're not an ordinary person, are you?"

"Yes, Thor is a dragon!"

"Dragon? What kind of dragon?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu wasn't surprised at all; instead, he looked at Tohru with great curiosity.

Having seen angels, why would I be afraid of a dragon? Besides, if she really gets together with Xiaolin, wouldn't we be family? What could she possibly do to me?

However, my cousin's taste is a bit too strong!

Chapter Twenty-Two: Tail Meat

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Kobayashi rolled her eyes at Tsuchimikado Fuyu and said, "My meeting with Tohru was also a coincidence."

Then Kobayashi explained how she met Tohru. In short, Kobayashi was too tired from work and accidentally drank too much when she went out for drinks after get off work.

On his way home, he accidentally got lost again, ended up in the mountains, and bumped into the injured Thor.

Perhaps emboldened by the alcohol, Kobayashi showed no panic. Instead, he calmly helped Thor remove the holy sword from his body and they drank and chatted together.

When the drinks were finally finished and Kobayashi was leaving, he noticed that Tohru was homeless and couldn't find a place to stay, so he cheekily asked, "Want to come stay at my place?"

Moved by this, Thor, filled with gratitude and a desire to repay the kindness, arrived at Kobayashi's place early the next morning, full of hope.

However, Kobayashi refused after sobering up, which saddened Thor greatly. But in the end, when Thor took Kobayashi to work, she suddenly agreed.

Thus, Tohru smoothly became Kobayashi's dragon maid and, in her opinion, wife.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu also learned that Thor was a Western dragon, not the Chinese dragon, which was somewhat disappointing.

"Go out and pick up a dragon? Cousin, are you the heroine of some light novel? Even light novels wouldn't dare write something like that!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu complained, "Reality is definitely more absurd than reality."

It's like inexplicably time-traveling and becoming an Onmyoji. Could there be anything more absurd than this?

Tsuchimikado Fuyu used to think it wasn't possible, but now he can't guarantee it.

Because although this world seems peaceful, the variety of species is just too great! And their potential for power is also incredibly high.

So far, I've seen not only angels but also dragons. Oh, and I think I've seen demons too. That idiot Satania is most likely a demon.

"Well! I didn't expect that either." Kobayashi smiled, but his smugness was unmistakable.

“Little Dong, let me tell you, at first, Xiao Lin was really unreasonable. I begged him for a long time, but he still wouldn’t let me stay,” Thor complained from the side.

"I'm sorry, my silly cousin has caused you trouble," Tsuchimikado Fuyu apologized earnestly.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm content as long as I can be with Kobayashi," Thor said shyly.

"I said, you two, that's enough," Xiaolin said, annoyed that the two of them were ganging up on him.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu and Tohru exchanged a glance and then burst into laughter.

Then, Tsuchimikado Fuyu called out the nine-lived cat and the broom god from the room so that everyone could get to know each other.

As it was getting late, Tsuchimikado Fuyu stood up and said, "It's getting late, I'll go cook."

"I'll help too," Thor quickly stood up and said, "I'll let you try my cooking. You know, I've gotten scolded by Kobayashi so many times for cooking!"

"Isn't it you who roasted your own tail meat?" Kobayashi complained from the side.

Everyone else looked at Tohru's... tail, and Tsuchimikado Fuyu asked curiously, "Can this be eaten too?"

"Little Dong, would you like to try some?" Thor asked excitedly. "Little Lin doesn't like to eat my tail meat, even though it tastes pretty good. Little Lin is such a picky eater. He's not as good as Little Dong in that respect."

"Whether from a physiological or ethical standpoint, I could never eat this!" Kobayashi complained.

"Doesn't it hurt?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu asked.

"It's alright! This little bit of pain is nothing."

"Sister Thor, your healing abilities are amazing!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu said.

"Sister? Tohru-neechan? Hehehehe..." Tohru was overjoyed to hear Tsuchimikado Fuyu's title, "I've been recognized! Kobayashi can marry me now!"

"That's enough," Kobayashi said speechlessly. "Thor, listen up, you're not allowed to be tail meat, understand? Xiaodong, you keep an eye on her."

"Understood." Tsuchimikado Fuyu nodded. He was just curious about Thor's tail, but he probably couldn't stomach eating it.

After all, eating someone's tail in front of them is something that's hard to accept.

When I got to the kitchen, there were still some vegetables in the refrigerator, so I didn't need to go shopping.

"Tofu, what are we doing?" Because of Kobayashi, Tohru naturally called out Tsuchimikado Tofu's name.

"Sister Thor, can you help me chop the vegetables? I'm making Chinese food," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a smile, looking at the potatoes, tofu, and other ingredients in the refrigerator.

"Wow! Xiaodong, you're amazing!" Thor exclaimed in surprise. "I saw it online, saying that the Chinese are incredibly powerful. They actually turned a couple's lungs into a dish, which is even more terrifying than our dragons!"

Tsuchimikado Fuyu's lips twitched. Putting aside the fact that dragons can go online, where did Tohru get that information from?

"Sister Thor, you're talking about Fuqi Feipian, right? Fuqi Feipian doesn't mean it's made with the lungs of a husband and wife. Rather, it means that a couple popularized this dish and named it Fuqi Feipian."

"The lung slices here are usually made with beef lungs. If you want some, I'll make them for you next time," Tsuchimikado Fuyu explained.

"Oh! I see. I've also heard of a dish where the wife or husband is beaten into a meat patty. That's even more cruel!"

"You mean wife cake and husband cake, right? Legend has it that these two kinds of cakes are related to a historical figure in China, not that wives and husbands are made into meat pies," Tsuchimikado Tou said speechlessly.

"Humans are so complicated, not straightforward at all," Thor said, exasperated.

"This is called the art of words, and Sister Thor still has a lot to learn."

The two chatted as they cooked. With Thor's help, Tsuchimikado Fuyuki's cooking speed increased significantly, especially Thor's knife skills, which were truly impressive.

Cutting potato shreds into uniform thickness is a piece of cake.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu said enviously, "I'm so envious of my cousin for having a maid like Tohru!"

Speaking of this, Tsuchimikado Fuyu noticed that none of the shikigami in Onmyoji seem to know how to cook. If there are more people in the future, won't he be busy to death?

Am I about to fall into a cooking crisis after escaping the mortgage crisis?

No, before that, I was already close to falling into an economic crisis.

"Even if Xiaodong says that, I won't give up on Xiaolin!" Thor said with a smile.

"Thor, can you put down your tail?" Suddenly, Tsuchimikado Fuyu saw Thor secretly picking up her tail, preparing to cut it, and said speechlessly.

"Hey! As long as we're careful, Kobayashi won't find out."

"But I saw it!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu said helplessly.

"Heh heh." Thor reluctantly lowered his tail, stuck out his tongue, and tried to get away with it by acting cute.

Chapter Twenty-Three: Where exactly did you get your conclusion from?

"Oh, you're here so early?"

In the morning, when Tsuchimikado Fuyu went out, Winette was already standing at Gabriel's door.

"There's no other way, we have to get Xiaojia to class today," Winette said seriously.

"Then good luck." Tsuchimikado Fuyu smiled and waited nearby.

Vinette glared at Tsuchimikado Fuyu, "Tsuchimikado-kun, you really do have ill intentions towards Gabriel!"

"Where did you get that conclusion from?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu said speechlessly, "I prefer girls like you, Winette, to that idiot Gabriel."

Vinette immediately clutched her chest, took a few steps back, and looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu with a horrified expression. "Do you have ill intentions towards me?"

"Heh." Tsuchimikado Fuyu's lips twitched. "So, where did you get this conclusion from?"

"You said it yourself."

"I was just saying," Tsuchimikado Fuyu shrugged. "Vinette, your paranoia is getting a bit too severe!"

"This is only for Tsuchimikado-kun."

"What did I do wrong to deserve such slander from you?"

"..." Vinette couldn't figure out the reason for a moment. It seemed that... Tsuchimikado Fuyu really hadn't done anything.

"No, then what are you doing here? Aren't you just waiting for me and Xiaojia?" Winette stared at Tsuchimikado Fuyu, looking as if she had already seen through him.

"Winter, oh haiyo!" Just then, Rikka Takanashi came downstairs yawning and mumbled, "Oh, it's Vinette, oh haiyo."

"Oh my, Rikka-chan." Vinette stared blankly at Rikka Takanashi, feeling incredibly embarrassed.

Damn it, you should have said you were waiting for Rikka-chan! It's so embarrassing to thank yourself like this.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu shrugged and added, "Rikka's cold is better, so she asked me to wait for her in the morning so we can go to school together."

"I understand." Vinette blushed and, without waiting for Gabriel to open the door, took out a key and went inside.

"What's wrong with Vinette?" Rikka Takanashi asked curiously.

"It's nothing, I guess I just couldn't wait for Gabriel to open the door!" Tsuchimikado Tou said with a smile. But speaking of which, why does she have a key to Gabriel's house?

And it wasn't needed at first... Could it be that Gabriel didn't know about this key?

That's where things get interesting.

……

In the morning, just before class started, Winette pulled the drowsy Gabriel into the classroom.

Compared to the radiant angel she once was, Gabriel now looks utterly dejected, sporting faint dark circles under her eyes, her hair naturally loose and draped over her shoulders, with a single ahoge sticking up on her head and occasionally fluttering in the wind.

The classmates were also taken aback; Gabriel seemed a little different today!

"Good morning, Gabriel."

"Gabriel, are you alright?"

Several girls in the class, seeing Gabriel like this, were curious but still took the initiative to greet her.

"Mmm, good morning," Gabriel replied listlessly, then walked back to her seat... and then...

Then he rested his face on his arm and drifted off to sleep contentedly.

"..."