Onmyoji who mingles in the world of anime

So Tsuchimikado Fuyutsu readily accepted the task, asking him to buy a pineapple bun for the dog.

That's why that scene just happened.

As for the pineapple bun given to Satania at the end, it was just that Tsuchimikado Fuyu accidentally bought too much and gave it to her on a whim.

Hmm, I certainly didn't buy more because I felt sorry for her!

……

The morning passed by quietly.

Although the weather is nice today, Tsuchimikado Fuyu is not happy at all.

Because I wasn't able to have a proper morning nap.

If I doze off in class, Gabriel will poke me, and after class, Satania, that idiot, will talk loudly behind me.

However, according to Makoto Isshiki, Gabriel seems to have been included in the class's collective hallucination.

She is kind and helpful, and her smile seems to radiate light. Her manners and etiquette are impeccable; she seems like something out of a fantasy!

Even someone as mentally challenged as Satania could be ordered around.

"Gabriel, I want to drink juice."

"Okay, please use it."

"Gabriel, give me your homework."

"Okay, this is what I made by imitating Satania's handwriting."

"Gabriel, give me a shoulder massage."

"Ok!"

Gabrielle acted like a public servant, wholeheartedly working for the benefit of her classmates.

However, Satania is treating you like a slave! Yet you are happy to do it and work hard without complaint, which makes Tsuchimikado Fuyu wonder if all the angels in this world are so selfless.

But... why can't I sleep well when it happens to me?

Chapter Sixteen: Anything Can Be Dreamed Of

"Rinya, why can't I find a job that will make me rich overnight?" Tsuchimikado Tou ate his bread with a troubled expression. He only realized when he paid for his food today that his wallet was almost empty.

He didn't have much money left in his bank account, and he needed to save it for tuition fees, so he couldn't spend it recklessly.

"How could there be such a job? You might as well come with me and deliver newspapers. If you work hard, you should be able to make a living."

Aki Tomoya was aware of Tsuchimikado Fuyu's situation, which was why he didn't refuse when Tsuchimikado Fuyu came to join his games.

"No, I desperately need a lot of money right now. It's not enough to deliver newspapers," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said, taking a big bite of his bread.

"How much do you need?" Aki Tomoya looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu in surprise, thinking that Tsuchimikado Fuyu was running out of money and didn't have enough for living expenses.

"Hmm... I'd need at least enough to buy a courtyard!"

"Then keep dreaming. Anything can happen in dreams."

Tsuchimikado Fuyu sighed; there was nothing he could do!

We can't expect the shikigami to be in their guardian talisman form at home, can we? That would make them seem too useless.

"Let's not talk about that, Tomoya. You seem pretty busy lately. What have you been up to?"

"Do you remember that light novel you looked at when you came to my house that day?"

"Hmm, it seems to be called something like 'The Reincarnated Silver Wolf'."

"Yes, that's the one. The author is a junior high school student. This book won a newcomer award. His editor is an acquaintance, so she asked me to help write a suggestion."

"Was our previous review not good enough?"

"Reviews are for viewers; they should introduce the strengths, weaknesses, and highlights of the show without revealing spoilers."

The suggestions are for the author, and it's not enough to simply convey the author's thoughts; the author must also be prevented from changing their mind based on the suggestions' views. This is a very time-consuming process.

When the topic turned to professional matters, Aki Tomoya immediately became serious, but his tone was also excited as he began to speak eloquently.

"Then it's useless!"

"How could it be useless? At least we conveyed our ideas to the author, and the author was able to recognize the strengths and weaknesses of their writing. This is a very important thing. Dong, you are still too inexperienced."

"It's alright, it's good that he's a little younger." Tsuchimikado Fuyu quickly stopped Aki Tomoya from continuing. Once it came to anime and manga, Aki Tomoya was like a monk chanting sutras, talking non-stop.

However, Aki Tomoya was already completely engrossed and Tsuchimikado Fuyu was no match for him. So, lunch was spent listening to Aki Tomoya's "educational explanations." Tsuchimikado Fuyu made up his mind that next time he ate with Aki Tomoya, he would never discuss topics related to anime or manga.

……

After school in the afternoon, Tsuchimikado Fuyu and the others went to the office to submit their club application to Hiratsuka Shizuka.

Although Hiratsuka Shizuka was curious about the club's purpose, she didn't ask any further questions, considering that it included two of the class's best students, Gabriel and Winette, and simply approved it.

Although the club activity room is located in a somewhat remote area, everyone likes this classroom because it is less crowded and has a nice view.

As for their advisor, they originally wanted to ask Hiratsuka Shizuka for help, but she told them that she was already an advisor for a club and wouldn't be their advisor.

The school had a rule that each club must find an advisor. The advisor's role is not to guide students, but to act as a person in charge so that if something happens to the club, someone can know the situation.

Of course, for clubs like comics clubs, writing clubs, basketball clubs, and drama clubs, sometimes the instructors will come to teach classes, and they will also find teachers who are proficient in this field to be their instructors.

The instructor that Tsuchimikado Fuyu and his club found was just to appease the school; they could just pick any teacher they wanted.

Although Hiratsuka Shizuka refused, at Winette's suggestion, they found math teacher Junko Oshieda to be their tutor.

They tidied up the club room briefly and then left the school together, heading to Rikka Takanashi's house.

In Winette's words, since everyone is a member of the same club, it's only right to visit the club president, especially since they are friends.

However, what puzzled Tsuchimikado Fuyu was when they became friends? They had never spoken to each other before. Sure enough, women are complex creatures, and a rough guy like him couldn't understand them.

Just like a joke I heard before about Tsuchimikado Fuyu.

Q: "How complicated can the relationships in a girls' dormitory be?"

A: "There are 6 people in one dormitory and 5 group chats."

Girls can instantly become best friends because they like the same thing, or they can instantly become enemies because they like different idols.

You can never tell what girls are thinking the next second.

Fortunately, Tsuchimikado Tou doesn't have to go through this trouble, because... he doesn't plan to actively look for a girlfriend; he'll just wait for girls to flirt with him!

Takanashi Rikka lives alone, while Takanashi Touka, due to work, leaves early and returns late most of the time, except on weekends.

However, by the afternoon, Rikka Takanashi's complexion had improved considerably, with only a slight cough. Judging from this, she should be able to go back to school around the day after tomorrow.

After playing for more than ten minutes, everyone left, since Rikka Takanashi was still sick and shouldn't be disturbed too much.

When Tsuchimikado Fuyu returned home, he saw Vinette and Satania enter Gabriel's room, presumably to play.

The three of them were friends, so Tsuchimikado Fuyu didn't pay much attention to them. However, Winette noticed that Tsuchimikado Fuyu's gaze was a bit strange, as if she were guarding against a thief.

"You don't need to look at me like that. I'm not going with you guys," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said speechlessly.

"Then what is Tsuchimikado doing following us?" Winette asked.

“I live next door to her,” Tsuchimikado Fuyu said as he continued walking.

Vinette's gaze towards Tsuchimikado Fuyuki became even more dangerous. "Although it's impolite to ask, for Kaori's safety, I still want to ask. Tsuchimikado-kun, you didn't know Kaori lived here, so you moved here, did you?"

"Oh, right, there's also Rikka around here, Tsuchimikado-kun. I hope you'll tell me the truth."

“I’ve lived here since I was a child. I was here first!” Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a dark face.

Wait a minute, why does this sentence suddenly seem like something I learned in vain?

"I'm sorry, Tsuchimikado-kun, I was just being paranoid. But there's nothing I can do, Tsuchimikado-kun is a teenager after all, and besides, Tsuchimikado-kun usually bullies Rikka..."

I'm bullying your sister! She brought it on herself!

Besides, what's wrong with puberty? Does every teenage boy in puberty have to be desperately looking for women? And even if I did want to do *that*, I wouldn't go to Gabriel!

My three-tailed fox, Yingcao, and Yuki-onna all have great figures, are cute, or are mature and sophisticated. Which one of them is better than Gabriel?

Chapter Seventeen: The Courtyard

"Meow~ I have nine lives, meow!"

A catgirl with black hair, golden eyes, and two long black tails sat on the ground licking her paws. "Nine-Lives Cat, obeying your call, meow."

"Hello, Nine Lives Neko, I am Tsuchimikado Fuyu."

"Hmph, I don't acknowledge you as my master, meow."

Looking at the suddenly arrogant Nine-Tailed Cat, Tsuchimikado Fuyu immediately thought of the Nine-Tailed Cat's description in the game.

She was taken in as a shikigami by Seimei because of a prank, and later lost her memory along with Seimei. She was defeated after stealing and eating Inugami's friend in the first chapter.

Then, in every chapter of the game, he would suddenly appear out of nowhere and die, only to be defeated. He's already died more than nine times...

If Yingcao is the SSSR in the game, then Nine Lives Cat is the true heroine, except that she loves to court death.

Furthermore, Nine Lives Cat has another endearing trait: she's a tsundere (a person who is proud and aloof). However, this tsundere cat is relatively easy to deal with; a simple head pat is all it takes to win her over. After all... she's just a cat, after all.

"Alright, alright, be a good girl!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu gently patted her head, and sure enough, the nine-tailed cat stopped making a fuss and sat quietly on the ground, looking quite content.

Sure enough, these haughty cats are the easiest to deal with. But petting a cat is so satisfying!

So, Tsuchimikado Fuyu sat down next to Kyuumei Neko and started excitedly petting... oops, petting the cat.

"I said, that's enough, meow." After a few minutes, seeing that Tsuchimikado Fuyu still hadn't stopped, the Nine-Tailed Cat transformed into a small black magpie and glared fiercely at Tsuchimikado Fuyu.

"Hey! Can you turn into a kitten?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked at the Nine-Tailed Cat with shining eyes, his hands trembling as he reached out to the cat. I... I'm finally a member of the cat family too?

The nine-lives cat sensed the "malice" emanating from Tsuchimikado Fuyu and shivered. It quickly ran away, staring intently at Tsuchimikado Fuyu as if to say, "If you dare come any closer, I'll scratch you."

“Of course, meow, this is my amulet state, meow, just like it can turn into a broom, meow.” Nine Lives Cat pointed to the Broom God next to him and said.

"Then why is it that you're not a three-tailed fox?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked at the three-tailed fox, who smiled and explained, "There's no other way. If I turned into a fox, I wouldn't be able to go out with Fuyu as I please."

"Then what about the nine-tailed cat..." Tsuchimikado Fuyu said, looking at the nine-tailed cat's two tails. Compared to the chaos caused by foxes on the street, the two-tailed cat is much rarer!

"Hmph, what are you thinking, meow? I've never even thought about protecting you, meow." Nine Lives Cat snorted coldly, saying unhappily.

"Oh dear, this little kitten is naughty." The three-tailed fox stared at the nine-lived cat and said with a smile, "Little Dong, can I take this little kitten and train it... no, teach it?"

“Of course, Three-Tailed Fox Sister, but go easy on her,” Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a smile.