Onmyoji who mingles in the world of anime

Onmyoji who roams the world of anime and manga - Author: Yanshan Yingshi

Wang Dong was completely bewildered when he realized he had traveled through time.

What? My cousin has two dragons?

What? My neighbor is an angel?

What? My boss is actually the Evil King's True Eye?

What? My classmates not only have intellectual disabilities but also monkeys?

What? I...wait! I can summon shikigami?

Ibaraki-doji, Shuten-doji, Yoto-hime, Ōtengu, Ichimokuren, Kaguya-hime...

In his previous life, Wang Dong, who only had a two-faced Buddha, knelt on the ground with tears streaming down his face and shouted, "I finally have an SSR!"

Anime information that can be released now: Oregairu, Oreimo, Saekano, High School Girls, Chuunibyou, Attribute Cafe, Maid of the Dragon, Gabriel DropOut, Aho-Girl, YoRIAN'S ONLINE... and more to look forward to.

Yes, you read that right. This is a slice-of-life story set in a crossover anime, with occasional battles (though rare).

Chapter 1: Card Drawing

"Hey, it hurts."

In a dimly lit room, a man... no, a boy, groggily opened his eyes, clutching his head, looking extremely pained.

"Wait, I seem to remember... my phone exploded... Holy crap, I survived the phone explosion, that's amazing."

The boy immediately sat up, looked at his hands, and then touched his body.

Well, nothing's missing from his body, not even his hands...

Wait a minute, isn't this hand a little too soft?

The boy was startled and realized that something seemed wrong. He looked around... Where was he?

Looking around the room, if I had to describe it in one word, it would be mess, extremely messy.

In front of him was a computer screen displaying a game interface. The game was entirely in Japanese, but surprisingly, the boy could understand it.

There were various snacks and beverage bottles around, but they were all empty.

"What the hell is this place?" the boy exclaimed in shock. This place is definitely not China. Could it be that I've traveled through time?

Just as he thought of this, the boy suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head, and a flood of thoughts rushed into his mind.

The boy's name was Wang Dong, and he was a college student, but he is now dead.

Cause of death: bào zhà (to cause death).

The fire was caused by playing games, which made the phone overheat and explode. Sparks from the explosion ignited a fire in the dormitory, which then caused other electrical appliances in the dormitory to explode. Wang Dong was killed in the explosion.

"Ah...did I do a good deed? Did I help my buddies get into graduate school?" Wang Dong chuckled self-deprecatingly. "Speaking of which, I never got an SSR character in my entire life...not counting Ryomen Sukuna!"

After Wang Dong grumbled that luck couldn't save the unlucky and spending money couldn't change his fate, he began to organize his memories from this life.

Yes, he did time travel. The boy he time-traveled to was named Tsuchimikado Fuyu. He had lived with his mother, Kobayashi Minako, since he was a child, but his mother passed away when he was in the first year of junior high school.

He usually lives alone on the inheritance left by his mother, and only occasionally will his distant cousin, who is a programmer, come to visit him.

However, my cousin is too busy with work, so she only comes once or twice a month.

Because no one supervised him normally, and because he had become too indulgent after graduating from junior high school, Tsuchimikado Fuyu died after playing video games all night for five consecutive nights.

Cause of death: sudden death.

"I didn't expect him to be a net addict. But I should thank him. If he hadn't died, I wouldn't have been able to transmigrate." Tsuchimikado Tou shook his head and said with a self-deprecating laugh.

Although I survived this ordeal, my parents in the other world must be heartbroken. But at least I have a younger brother, and my parents will still have someone to take care of them.

However, to be fair, this kid's interpersonal relationships are really bad. Apart from a distant cousin, he only has one friend in real life named Aki Tomoya.

However, he has quite a few friends in the game, such as a girl named "Chiba's Fallen Saint Black Cat," although she is very likely to be a burly man with unkempt feet.

After all, it's common sense that girls in games can't actually be girls. Even Tsuchimikado Fuyu has played female characters, which led to him being teased by "Chiba's Fallen Saint Black Cat" as a burly man with a girlish heart.

"But... this is too much of a shut-in." Tsuchimikado Fuyu muttered to himself. Most of the memories he received were about various games. Could it be... that this kid is a gaming expert?

Forget it, he's just a netizen addict at best. How can you get stronger without spending money these days?

The original gamer simply couldn't afford to spend money on in-game purchases. No matter how good his gaming skills were, someone else could easily defeat him with a single "998" (a reference to a game currency), leaving him begging for mercy.

After sorting through his memories, Tsuchimikado Fuyu turned off the overheated computer, sighed, and realized that he had died in both his previous lives because of games. Now that he had been given a second chance, he would ban games and enjoy life to the fullest.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu stood up, opened the curtains, and a ray of bright light pierced his eyes, causing him to scream in pain, cover his eyes with his hands, and burst into tears.

"My eyes, my eyes, I'm going blind..."

It took Tsuchimikado a while to adjust to the sunlight.

As I opened the window, a gentle breeze wafted in…

Hmm, it's a bit hot.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu decisively closed the window; sure enough, the air conditioning was still the most comfortable.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu started tidying up the room. He had almost finished all the snacks and drinks and sorted them all out. You know, garbage sorting in Japan is very strict.

Each type of waste has a separate collection date. Several trash cans are usually placed in the apartment, and cleaning staff will collect the waste regularly after it has been properly sorted and disposed of.

There are also regulations regarding the garbage bags used for garbage. Most importantly, when it is shown which days are for collecting which types of garbage, prepare in advance and throw them away in time, otherwise you will have to wait a week if you miss it.

Because he received the memories of his predecessor, Tsuchimikado Fuyu was not unfamiliar with these things, but... it was really annoying.

The trash was tidied up, and the messy books were placed on the shelves one by one. Most of the books were light books, but the pictures on the covers were quite erotic. The painter called "Teacher Eromanga" was a talent.

Next came cleaning. Tsuchimikado Fuyu's house was not small, with two bedrooms, a living room, and a room. Although it wasn't a small villa, it was still better than those who worked themselves to the bone all day and ended up paying rent, water bills, and electricity bills.

Yes, if I hadn't been reborn, I would have gone down that path in my previous life too.

So... I actually made a profit?

Tsuchimikado Fuyu shook his head and began cleaning. It has to be said that his predecessor had been a recluse for quite a long time. Apart from his own bedroom, all the other rooms were covered with a thin layer of dust. It seemed that a thorough cleaning was in order today.

Actually, Tsuchimikado Fuyu himself isn't a particularly diligent person. It's just that he felt comfortable only when his home was clean, so he dragged his lazy body and started cleaning the room.

"What is this?" While wiping the room, Tsuchimikado Fuyu accidentally dropped a book on the ground, from which several cards fell out, one blue and two white, with a five-pointed star drawn on them.

"These look so much like the talismans from Onmyoji!" Tsuchimikado Touyu curiously picked up three talismans. "How do you pronounce these again?"

Tsuchimikado Fuyuki pinched the blue talisman between two fingers, made a very embarrassing gesture, and shouted, "I want an SSR!"

As soon as Tsuchimikado Fuyu finished reading, he immediately covered his face and squatted down on the ground, "Ugh, so embarrassing."

"How about... we try again?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked up at the talisman in his hand, pondered for a moment, and finally his chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur) heart overcame his shame.

He sat cross-legged on the ground, placed the talisman on the ground, stretched out his right hand, and recited word by word: "Lin, Bing, Dou, Zhe, Jie, Zhen, Lie, Zai, Qian, Ji Ji Ru Lü Ling!"

Suddenly, the talisman shone brightly, and a figure appeared before Tsuchimikado Fuyu. Tsuchimikado Fuyu stared blankly at what was happening before him, "Holy crap, it really does draw cards!"

Chapter Two: The Snow Woman and the Broom God

"A frozen heart can't possibly beat."

As the cold sound rang out, the temperature in the room dropped several degrees. The light from the card draw faded, and a woman appeared before Tsuchimikado Fuyu. Her long, snow-white hair cascaded down to her waist, and her icy blue eyes were filled with coldness. Snowflakes were still drifting around her.

"Yuki-onna." Tsuchimikado Fuyu stared blankly at the familiar shikigami in front of him, then pinched his thigh hard... Ouch.

"It really is true!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu shouted happily. Suddenly, the Yuki-onna opened her eyes and said in a cold voice, "Yuki-onna, I obey your summons!"

The Snow Woman's voice, like a cold wind, extinguished the fiery passion in Tsuchimikado Fuyu's heart.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu shivered and gave a wry smile to himself. He had almost forgotten that the Yuki-onna (snow woman) was always cold-hearted, whether in Japanese legends or in games!

However, the snow woman in the game is really beautiful.

Just then, a voice rang in Tsuchimikado Fuyu's mind: "Ding, you have obtained the shikigami: Yuki-onna."

"Ding, Onmyoji game activated. Please select a binding medium."

Upon hearing the voice, Tsuchimikado Fuyu became excited. Could this be my cheat system? I hope it's not the kind that tortures its host to death if the mission isn't completed!

"Link your mobile phone number."

"Binding successful. Please check it yourself."

Tsuchimikado Fuyu didn't immediately turn on his phone. Instead, he looked at Yuki-onna, who was already sitting opposite him, staring at him without moving.

"Hello, Yuki-onna, my name is Tsuchimikado Fuyu." Tsuchimikado Fuyu quickly said.

The snow woman nodded. "I know."

"You know?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked at Yuki-onna in surprise.

"Yes, just now when I was summoned, some information about you appeared in my mind, and I was told to serve you as my master."

"Then how were you summoned by me? Where were you before you were summoned?"

After pondering for a moment, the Snow Woman quietly looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu, tilted her head slightly, and said, "I don't know."

Tsuchimikado Fuyu was a little taken aback when the cold-faced Yuki-onna suddenly changed to a cute style. However, the cute style Yuki-onna was so adorable.

"do not know?"

"Hmm, I have no memory of the previous period."

Upon hearing Yuki-onna's words, Tsuchimikado Fuyu frowned, wondering to himself, "What's going on?"

"Is it important?" Yuki-onna asked when she saw Tsuchimikado Fuyu remain silent.

"No, I'm just a little curious." Tsuchimikado Fuyu shook his head and said with a smile, "Yuki-onna, I'm a little confused right now, but please take care of me in the future."

Seeing Tsuchimikado Fuyu extend her hand, Yuki-onna also extended her hand, "Mm."

Next, Tsuchimikado Fuyu showed the Yuki-onna around the room and taught her how to use modern tools. The Yuki-onna was then attracted to the refrigerator.

"How amazing." The Snow Woman opened the freezer door, sat upright in front of it, felt the cold wind inside, and said expressionlessly.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu's lips twitched as he watched. Why did he feel like something was off about this art style?

"Yuki-onna, I'll check my phone first."

"Hmm," the Snow Woman said, staring at the refrigerator without moving.