Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

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(Here are some photos of the stairs.)

However! Although I ran out of drafts due to various miscellaneous matters, I stubbornly delayed publishing the article and accumulated several more days' worth of drafts, so I can still update intensively for a few days!

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This book will be updated with extra chapters, in increments of 10,000 words per day.

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One or two extra chapters? Who are you trying to fool?!

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Gentlemen,

Look forward to the 10,000-word update at midnight!

I'm going to explode every day!

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Chapter 123 The believers arrived and Pi Yanzi was saved (10,000 words update, please subscribe)

"Great news! Great news! Believe in the [God of the Bathroom] and win the grand prize ticket! Today's special offer: Believe in the [God of the Bathroom] and buy your first ticket, get one free! Furthermore..."

The propaganda was playing clearly and loudly through the loudspeaker.

As his son distributed flyers, Ichiro Sato began to shout loudly and seriously:

"Everyone, look here! Sato Toku lottery shop is having a huge event!"

???

He Chen was completely stunned.

Good heavens, is this a missionary event? This looks more like a sales promotion!

Is this how missionaries do it?

Sending eggs would be a much more reliable option than this, wouldn't it?

In an instant, He Chen felt that Sato Ichiro had become Goujian, who had endured hardship and bided his time. Now, he was launching a self-destructive attack on He Chen with his skin swallow!

He'd rather sacrifice himself and his beloved pet swallow than let He Chen have an easy time!

He Chen's eyes turned icy cold instantly, and then he silently gathered his divine power, preparing to make Sato and his son collapse on the spot.

but......

"Huh, is this [God of the Bathroom] a newly appeared deity? I've never heard of him before. If he's in charge of luck..."

"Buy one get one free on lottery tickets? Does that apply to all lottery tickets? Hey, young man, this..."

......

The bustling sounds of passersby reached He Chen's ears at that moment.

Wow, some passersby actually stopped, looked at the flyer, and were actually interested?!

Turning my head, I saw that Anzu Matsuori was also sitting in front of the shrine, quite cooperatively!

Then, someone came up to chat and ask...

The young believer responded quite naturally!

?

While the young believer was answering the question, He Chen quickly asked:

"Little believer, is this how you proselytize here?"

"Huh? Isn't this the missionary plan you designed, Your Majesty? It'll work, and I feel this style suits you..."

"Smimasai, does this deity truly possess the power to control fortune?"

"Yes, that's why this event was set up..."

Curious passersby approached her again, and Anzu Matsuori quickly responded.

In fact, Japan has a high degree of religious freedom; individuals can register a religion and are free to preach.

For example, a religion was founded with the intention of allowing people to use religious beliefs as a reason to refuse to work overtime.

Under the three-year management of Gen Kuno, who is also the creator god, bishop, missionary, and new media operator, the religion has become a cult with 1.2 followers.

Even orthodox churches have had "virtual worship" services since the 90s.

In addition, believers can make "online prayers" for the fulfillment of their wishes on religious group websites; relatives can choose "virtual memorial tablets" to remember and pay respects to the deceased; monks can also conduct "remote rituals" via live broadcast, and so on.

Under such circumstances, it is actually quite normal for small religious groups and shops to collaborate on promotional activities.

That's why everyone from the boss to the believers to the passersby was so calm.

Only He Chen, who doesn't know much about Japan, would be so shocked and angry about the current situation, to the point that he's preparing to have Boss Sato...

Just then:

"Boss, what's the procedure for worshipping this deity?"

"I don't need to pay any money or buy any amulets, right? Can I get a discount just by showing my faith?"

"Uh, the way of faith... well, you'll have to ask the priestess about that."

Ok?

Ok? !

So many believers have come here?!

"Little believers, go! Proclaim the gospel!"

He Chen was startled and immediately sent a loud telepathic message to Xing Nan Songzhi, urging her to spread the word about the religious practice.

Cough cough, at the same time, he quietly moved the divine power's aim away from the leather swallows of Sato and his son.

As the great man said, it doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice, it's a good cat.

Although He Chen felt that the current method of proselytizing was simply outrageous, it was so outrageous that it was ridiculous, but since believers were actually coming to his door, he would of course continue to do it!

Even if it's "the program is running in a weird way.jpg", as long as it continues, it's correct!

As for what happens if problems arise later...

Anyway, Sato and his son had already been marked by He Chen, so they could take action anytime if there was a problem!

He Chen glanced at Sato Ichiro.

At this time, Ichiro Sato earnestly and diligently assisted Matsuori Anami in guiding believers to convert to the religion.

This unique event attracted a considerable number of people to join in the fun. The crowd that the young believer couldn't handle alone was taken care of by him, the long-time shop owner.

"Hmm, they're quite serious."

Sato Ichiro's swallow, which had teetered on the brink of exploding countless times, finally managed to save its life.

He Chen nodded approvingly, finally shifting his gaze completely from Sato Ichiro to the believers who were taking their oaths.

"I, Kenji Kotani, worship the God of the Washroom!"

"I, Kosaka Toshio, worship the God of the Washroom!"

......

Ding!Ding!Ding!

With a series of system notifications, He Chen's number of followers suddenly increased by several.

Furthermore, because in the hearts of these believers, the [God of the Washroom] is merely a deity who governs luck, He Chen's [divine inclination] towards good fortune actually increased as the number of believers grew!

Wow, this is quite an unexpected surprise!

He Chen floated above Xing Nan Songzhi's head, looking at the panel, his joy overflowing.

At this rate, if another four, five, six, seven, eight, or nine hundred, or even more, believers who specifically worship luck come, he might actually be able to fill up the progress bar of luck [divine favoritism]!

At this moment, the newly converted believers had quite decisively cast aside the gods they verbally worshipped and crowded around the lottery shop counter, chattering excitedly as they bought lottery tickets:

"Boss, are all these raffle tickets buy-one-get-one-free?"

"Yes, all the lottery tickets on display now are buy-one-get-one-free, but only the first lottery ticket purchased is eligible for the buy-one-get-one-free offer!"

"Okay, then I'll take this one! I'll buy three, including the free one, three in total!"

"I'll take one first!"

Are the newly arrived believers already buying lottery tickets?

He Chen immediately perked up.

"It's time for me to make my move!"

At this moment, a large crowd had gathered around, which was the perfect time for these new believers to have good luck and win prizes one after another, thereby attracting more people to believe in him!