Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Don't think that Ichiro Sato's performance was too weak.

Diarrhea, or more accurately, automatic bowel movements, may sound unpleasant, but many people have experienced it.

However, diarrhea that lasts for several days without any relief is truly something no one should have to endure.

For common diarrhea, taking some medicine can at least help a little. If that doesn't work, going to the hospital can usually provide relief.

But do you know just how severe the cursed diarrhea is?

If the pills you take are digested slowly and you happen to have diarrhea, the pills will be excreted intact!

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He Chen had no interest in watching how joyful and excited the outsider was lying in bed after the chrysanthemum had finally closed; he had no interest in middle-aged men.

So, after pausing briefly to confirm that Ichiro Sato did not intend to back out immediately, and after verifying Sato's loyalty through the suddenly thickened faith line, He Chen decisively returned to the sweet and soft little believer's side.

Don't misunderstand, He Chen didn't mean to immediately have his little believer carry out this new plan.

After all, not to mention that the little believer will have to go to Grandma Kubo's bathhouse to collect incense money after dinner, Sato Ichiro, who has just stopped having diarrhea, also has to lie in bed and take good care of his skin.

Having diarrhea for seven or eight days straight is not something that can be cured by lying down for just an hour or two.

Let's at least let Sato Ichiro rest for the rest of today.

“Little believer, I have something to tell you.”

He Chen smiled kindly and beckoned Anzu Matsuori over to talk.

Anzu Matsuori's wariness towards this deity, who hadn't tricked her for several days and had even helped her get revenge today, had clearly decreased considerably.

At He Chen's call, the little believer came running over:

"My Lord, is something the matter? Has something happened to the wicked woman?"

As the first person she had brutally beaten up, and the one who had previously harmed her and almost caused her trouble, and who had then used various words to challenge her values ​​after being caught, Anzu Matsuori paid a lot of attention to Miko.

"Ahem, no, no, it's about her..."

He Chen swiftly used a teleportation-based [Divine Inspection] to quickly check on Meizi's situation:

"Yes, she's limping along the main road right now, she's fine."

He Chen took a second to see Meizi walking limply down the main road, covered in dirt. Although he didn't know what was wrong, she was clearly alive and kicking.

"what?"

Xingnan Songzhi was taken aback by this description.

But before she could react, He Chen immediately changed the subject:

"By the way, little believer, do you remember that lottery shop owner who ripped you off before?"

"It's that Sato's Lottery Shop, the one where you made tens of thousands of yen."

How could Anzu Matsuori have forgotten in just a few days?

As soon as He Chen mentioned it, she immediately perked up.

Then, with a touch of lingering resentment, mixed with a hint of surprise and a touch of hesitation, she asked:

"My Lord, did you capture him too? If we're going to fight him, wouldn't it be more appropriate to schedule it for tomorrow?"

"I'm going to eat soon, and after that I'll go to Grandma Kubo's place. By the time I finish what I did at the bathhouse, it will already be evening, and I don't think I'll have any time to teach him a lesson."

???

He Chen was utterly shocked.

Goodness, has this little follower developed some unusual hobby?

He only mentioned Sato Ichiro briefly, how did the little believer jump straight to hitting him?

He Chen could understand her deep resentment and hatred towards Meizi, and her desire to beat her up to vent her anger, since Meizi's trickery back then was indeed quite despicable.

But He Chen felt that, for Anzu Matsuori, Sato Ichiro shouldn't have done anything too serious, right?

He merely verbally spurred the little believer, preventing her from spreading the word after winning the lottery. In fact, it should be He Chen who was offended by Sato Ichiro.

Or is it that the little believers think: cutting off someone's source of income is like killing their parents?

"Hey, little believer, do you harbor such a deep grudge against the shop owner? Do you have to beat him up every time you see him?"

He Chen's question carried a hint of shock.

Good heavens, he was originally planning to have the little believer team up with Sato Ichiro to spread the word at the lottery shop, but if the little believer is so hostile to the shop owner, then he'll have to find someone else.

"Huh? Huh?! No, no!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, you mentioned both Miko and the shop owner. I thought you wanted me to deal with him the way I dealt with Miko!"

When He Chen asked Xingnan Songzhi's question, he was completely dumbfounded.

He Chen's reaction made her realize that things were not as she had imagined.

Goodness, all I can say is that the thrill of beating someone up today was a bit too much for Anzu Matsuori, who is just a high school honors student.

So much so that now, if someone is mentioned as someone she has a grudge against, she instinctively thinks of beating them up.

After confirming that the young believer didn't actually harbor much resentment towards the shop owner, He Chen breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to continue speaking as he had planned.

Moreover, before recounting his story, he specifically told Anzu Matsuori about Sato Ichiro's tragic situation.

Purpose......

Yes, the purpose was to let Anzu Matsuori know that Sato Ichiro had already been tormented and was in a terrible state, so that she no longer needed to beat him to vent her anger.

"...So that's the situation now. As for the punishment, it seems to be appropriate. Tsk, they even got a diagnosis from the hospital saying he needs an artificial anus, that's pretty bad."

"Of course, he still affects missionary work, so it's essential for him to atone for his sins after being punished. That's why I plan to combine his proposed method with building a shrine in his lottery shop to specifically promote my lucky abilities!"

When He Chen got to the last sentence, his tone became excited.

Although this happened somewhat suddenly, it was exactly the same thing He Chen had planned for the young believer to do: help him gain a large number of followers in the direction of luck.

If things go smoothly, He Chen felt that it wouldn't be long before he would receive the title of "God of Luck"!

Chapter 121 You Think You're So Great Because You're So High and Mighty

After hearing the entire plan, the young believer was naturally excited as well.

Together, the two quickly devised a plan to use lottery winnings to guide more people to believe in God, and then God would bestow good fortune upon them, attracting even more people to continue their faith.

Following this method, once the initial cycle is established, there's no need for any witches or similar personnel to be there to guard the place; new believers will be generated continuously.

Although Anzu Matsuori felt that something seemed off, after thinking about it, the logic made perfect sense, so she didn't dwell on it.

"Alright, that's enough for now. You should eat quickly, and it will be about time for the bathhouse to open soon after you've eaten!"

After outlining the general plan, He Chen began urging the young believers to hurry up.

Anzu Matsuori previously said that she "didn't have time to beat up the shop owner" because it was almost lunchtime.

To be honest, although there were no classes after the holiday and she didn't have to work several jobs as originally planned, Anzu Matsuori had more free time.

However, after adding studying and working at the bathhouse to her daily schedule, her afternoons were indeed quite busy.

"Alright! My lord, I'm off now. Thank you for watching over the house!"

The girl changed her clothes and shoes and went out.

After the girl left, He Chen used [Divine Inspection] without hesitation to convey his intentions to Sato Ichiro, and casually, to take another look at the specific situation on his side.

He Chen was quite concerned about this missionary work and naturally wanted to ensure that everything went smoothly.

Sato Ichiro's words certainly sounded nice, but they were spoken under extreme pain and fear. Who knows what his attitude will be after the curse stops?

Ultimately, obedience maintained through intimidation easily disappears when the intimidation stops.

Thinking about this, He Chen realized that he had done something very wrong before:

"Sigh, why didn't I stop the curse then and there? I could have just reduced the frequency and intensity! I could have stopped it when it was about to start helping me, wouldn't that have been perfect?"

"I was too lenient after all. I need to change, I need to change!"

As someone who is quite... ahem, quite good at self-reflection, after careful consideration and realizing that my approach was not good enough, I readily accepted my own opinions and even praised myself for being great.

Sato Ichiro, lying on the bed with a mixture of pain and pleasure on his face, was completely unaware of He Chen's thoughts.

Hmm? Why is there a mixture of pain and pleasure?

Tsk, no diarrhea, being able to stay peacefully in bed is certainly a comfortable thing.

Even though he's middle-aged and his chrysanthemums are no longer tender, after so many days of repeated torment, even if he doesn't move them and just lets them face the sun peacefully, they will still inevitably throb from time to time.

Seven or eight days of diarrhea not only aged Sato Ichiro several years, but also left his beloved dog, Pi Yanzi, who had been with him for so many years, nearly on her deathbed.

"Ichiro Sato, when do you plan to preach to me?"

He Chen's sacred voice echoed in Sato Ichiro's mind.

Sato Ichiro, who was lying on the bed enjoying this rare moment of peace, almost jumped up when he heard the voice that suddenly appeared in his mind!

"Ah! Hiss~!"

The large movement pulled Sato behind him, who cried out Ultraman Ace's name in pain as he quickly got up and bowed respectfully at a 90-degree angle in one direction.

Well, as the saying goes, "Namo Amitabha Buddha," He Chen wasn't in the direction he was bowing.

"My divine lord! I was unaware of your divine presence and have failed to greet you properly. Please forgive me!"

The diarrhea had only stopped for half a day, and Sato Ichiro's pain hadn't subsided yet. At this moment, upon hearing He Chen's voice, he was truly like a frightened bird.

It's no wonder Ichiro Sato overreacted.

You should know that he had only interrupted a missionary session once before, and didn't even have a second chance to prove that he was indeed the kind of guy who should be hung on a telephone pole.

He Chen has already powerfully cursed them!

Such a deity... I can't even imagine it! The deity is the most magnanimous, the best!

......

'The gods are the most magnanimous! The gods are the best!'

"Ok?"

Hearing the sudden sound of prayer, He Chen felt that something was amiss.