Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

The god of war is generally also associated with strength;

The god of the earth also governs life in many cases.

The god who governs imperial power is also, in some places, the god of lewdness, which is roughly the same principle.

Sometimes, even the names of gods can have a common effect because the characters are similar, or they sound similar, or the nouns have other meanings.

Ahem, for example, the most classic look and the look in one's eyes.

In addition, there are other ways to add clergy, such as based on the characteristics of the believer group.

In general, however, the clergy that are interconnected and have an upstream-downstream relationship are the most likely to emerge from the existing clergy.

Once a new divine office is established, one can gradually shift their primary divine office by focusing on the one they wish to emphasize.

He Chen also learned of these details from the system and was aware of them.

At this moment, after considering the issue of changing the divine office, he began to ponder deeply, thinking about what other divine office he could extend from his current position as the God of the Washroom.

But it's ridiculous. After the scenario of "not being able to poop and asking him for help" appeared, influenced by it, He Chen's mind was now filled with thoughts of either the digestive system or the sewer.

【God of the Sewers】is a bit outrageous. It feels like it's either going in a disgusting direction or becoming a complete noob, so He Chen passed on it immediately.

"Digesting...food?"

He Chen wondered if it was possible to snag the divine title of "God of Gourmet Food".

By a rough estimate, there might be some subtle relationship between these two clergy.

For example, the chicken at a certain restaurant is so tender that it can easily slide from the mouth to the exit in one go, achieving rapid entry and exit.

But on second thought, the combination of the "God of the Bathroom" and the "God of Gourmet Food," plus the regional attribute of Japan... I have a feeling that it might summon some strange things.

"No, no, no!"

It's fine if believers have the sixth attribute, but if they all have the eighth attribute, then they're doomed.

"The master of traitors? How did he come up with this? This has absolutely nothing to do with the restroom!"

"Washroom-related... what else could it be? Living room? Bedroom? That would be like building a house! No way!"

After thinking it over and over, He Chen was exhausted but still couldn't come up with any good ideas.

The main issue is that too many seemingly normal clergy members feel strange when paired with the "God of the Washroom."

I won't even mention the God of Gourmet.

"Life? [The God of Life in the Washroom]? No way, this is practically a female college student giving birth in the toilet!"

"Light? [The God of Light in the Bathroom]? [The God of Light in the Bathroom]? Isn't that a deity people only pray to when the bathroom light is broken?! It feels like the main job of such a deity is to help fix the bathroom light!"

......

【Ding! 】

[Believers whose actions align with the divine authority receive an increase in divine power!]

A system notification interrupted He Chen's train of thought.

He Chen was initially delighted, but after careful consideration, his expression fell again.

Well, at this time, with this notification, what else could he have done that falls within the scope of his divine duties? It must be that Anzu Matsuori went to the school toilet.

The thought of a toilet immediately brought to He Chen's mind:

"Ah, I can't poop, I really can't poop! [God of the Washroom], grant me strength! Arrow out!"

hiss~

He Chen had a headache.

If the only label available is "God of the Bathroom," then perhaps, no, certainly, believers will encounter such difficulties.

In order to prevent his divine power from becoming a laxative, he must find a way to get rid of the toilet label!

Even if divine power cannot be increased at a high frequency every day because "believers' actions conform to the scope of the gods' duties", that's fine too!

......

That's the idea, but coming up with a suitable name for the god is very difficult.

After thinking for a long time, He Chen was still at a loss, and even felt that his path was completely blocked.

He even began to wonder if it would have been better if he had chosen the "God of Perversion" and taken the path of an evil god.

After all, the word "pervert" can be extended to a great many deities, and its scope is extremely broad.

"But, if I choose the [God of Perversion], I feel like I'll be 404ed by the indescribable god before I've even made a few progress!"

After pondering for a full fifteen minutes, He Chen could only come up with one point:

This is a difficult situation.

Sigh, if only the system hadn't made him appear at the girl's bathroom door, it would have been better if he had appeared outside the window.

How cool would it be if you got the [God of Night] or [God of Mystery]?

If that were the case, he wouldn't need to worry about having to help believers solve difficulties that require "effort" in the future.

It's absurd that a deity would be so worried about his followers asking for his help in places where they have a perfectly good professional background.

【Ding! 】

[Congratulations on gaining a follower! Your divine power has increased, and you have been rewarded with an additional 1 unit of divine domain size!]

"Hmm? A new believer?"

Just then, Anzu Matsuori's prayer came over.

Chapter Ten: Don't Spread the Word

"Alright, so now you're a follower of the [God of the Bathroom]!"

Anzu Matsuori patted her friend on the shoulder cheerfully.

At this moment, the two were in the hallway next to the restroom on their floor. It was shortly after they had finished eating, and the line for the women's restroom was very long.

"Huh? Is that all? No need to do anything else?"

"Yes, from now on, you are a believer. You can seek help from the gods for any difficulties you encounter in the future!"

Anzu Matsuori patted his chest and assured the girl.

The girl in front of him was taken aback by Anzu Matsuori's words. After hesitating for a moment, she tentatively asked:

"Xingnan-chan, will I become luckier when I go to the toilet from now on?"

The girl's attention was completely focused on going to the toilet.

In fact, the reason why the girl believed Anzu Matsuori's words and even did something so childish as to recite the words of her faith in the god using her own name was because of this.

Just over ten minutes earlier, Anzu Matsuori had actually managed to get a stall at the toilet stall in just over half a minute, thanks to a series of coincidences!

The followers of the "God of the Bathroom" are terrifying!

I'm sure every girl can imagine how happy and comfortable it would be to go to the toilet without having to wait in line.

Keep in mind that in a normal queue, a line this long would take at least five to ten minutes, and if you're unlucky, it could easily take twenty or thirty minutes.

Half a minute is all it takes to find a stall in a normal queue without cutting in line or bullying. How many girls with an urgent need to pee can dream of this?!

It's fair to say that the girl was as speechless as Anzu Matsuori was when she introduced the "God of the Bathroom" on the way, and as shocked and envious as she was when she saw this scene!

Therefore, upon seeing this scene, the girl didn't even bother to queue up, but instead waited for Anzu Matsuori to come out.

After Anzu Matsuori left the restroom, he approached her and expressed his desire to convert to Christianity!

Upon hearing the girl's question, Anzu Matsuori hesitated for a moment before replying:

"Yamazaki-chan, let me pray to the gods first, so that they may bless you!"

This is indeed a problem.

Anzu Matsuori remembers that she received those two very down-to-earth blessings yesterday only after being blessed by the gods.

Whether simply worshipping the "God of the Bathroom" will have any effect is hard to say.

So, Anzu Matsuori immediately put her hands together, closed her eyes, and began to pray.

Yamazaki Yuki, who had just become a follower of the "God of the Restroom," stood nervously by the side, facing the crowd queuing for the toilet, acting as Anzu Matsuori's guardian in the hallway.

"[God of the Bathroom] Oh, I've found you a follower! Have you blessed her yet? If not, hurry up! We're waiting right next to the toilet, it's urgent!"

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"Um???"

Anzu Matsuori's faith has now reached the level of a true believer, and her prayers are naturally clearer.

But after hearing this prayer, He Chen frowned immediately!

What does that mean?

He Chen is a god with a system!

With the system's assistance, his development is much faster than that of ordinary gods, and he is able to grow more freely.

For a god with such a bright future to need to immediately and eagerly offer blessings after a believer appears? That would be beneath him!

Do you know why it's called bestowing blessings, not simply giving blessings? Only when a deity actively bestows blessings can it be called a blessing!

Furthermore, do you really think that "divine blessings" have no costs or limitations?!

Regardless of the deity, the effect of "Divine Blessing" is definitely quite good, at least within the deity's domain, where the effect is absolutely outstanding.

If God could bestow blessings at will, granting a blessing to every believer, then simply by virtue of the excellent effect of these blessings, even without any coercive measures, the temptation of these blessings alone would have eliminated all unbelievers in the world long ago.

But the world is clearly not like that.

This is not because the gods are lazy, or because there are too many believers and they don't cherish it, but because the blessings from the gods are also limited in both quantity and quality!

Take He Chen, for example. He only has weak divine power and few believers. He can only send out a handful of divine blessings, and they can't even be given by the full power of the first believer, Anzu Matsuori.

Aside from the first believer, He Chen doesn't plan to offer many blessings.

However, just as he was about to refuse telepathically, suddenly...

【Ding! 】