Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"Damn it, it's the same kind of grass, so why aren't there any apples in this grass?"

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He Chen was completely stunned!

So Kaimei Ling actually thought there would be apples in these bushes, and that's why she was looking for apples?!

And he, a dignified god, was actually watching her search for apples in the grass with such earnestness and anticipation, just like a fool?!

If he hadn't become a god and could control the various bodily fluids, his blood would have rushed to his head and his face would have turned bright red.

Dry!

This absolutely cannot be told to anyone, it's just too damn embarrassing!

In the instant after fully understanding the situation, He Chen decided that once today's events were over, he would act as if they had never happened.

Kaimering, having failed to find an apple, began praying once more.

"[God of the Bathroom] My lord, please help me find some food! I wasn't full from the apples I found earlier, please give me two more!"

Hearing this prayer, which sounded like ordering food, He Chen's breathing involuntarily became rapid.

For a fleeting moment, he even entertained the wicked thought of making the girl return the undigested apple, but ultimately he was not the "God of Perversion," and he successfully suppressed this evil idea.

This at least saved Kaimeiling a pair of pants!

"...Forget it, let's get her out of here quickly, otherwise she'll probably keep begging me for food."

Seeing that the girl had no doubts about the apple growing out of the weeds, He Chen hesitated for a while before deciding to send her out.

Despite the embarrassing and idiotic comedy he and the girl had just performed.

However, after Kaimi Ling discovered and ate the apple, her faith line did indeed become much stronger, and even her luck [divine inclination] improved.

Therefore, He Chen eventually flew to the highest altitude he could reach within the range of [Divine Inspection] to determine which direction he should guide Kai Meiling to leave from.

After all, the higher you stand, the farther you can see. After enjoying the beautiful scenery of the island from high above, He Chenfei spotted people moving around in the distance.

Then, he decisively landed back next to Kaimering and placed the new apple in a patch of grass in that direction.

Yes, and he specifically chose the same type of grass as the previous patch of grass.

Moreover, to prevent Kaimei from noticing, He Chen left most of the apple exposed.

Kaimei, who was pondering why she couldn't find any apples in this patch of grass, soon spotted this obvious prey, and so...

Wow! This kind of grass really can produce apples!

"Pat, pat!"

Watching Kai Meiling rush towards the apple with delight, He Chen's expression was inscrutable.

We should quickly ask Anzu Matsuori what kind of person Kai Miyu is in their class!

He now seriously suspected that the girl in front of him had already found and eaten the mushrooms before he arrived!

Chapter Ninety-Seven Ta-da! Oranges

"I see... So this is how she usually is? Hmm, never mind, you can continue eating."

He Chen wasn't joking. While Kai Meiling was happily eating an apple, he really did send a telepathic message to Xingnan Songzhi to inquire about Kai Meiling's usual situation.

Then he learned that Kai Meiling was usually a girl with poor grades, but also an optimistic and easygoing personality.

Moreover, Kai Meiling actually played a significant role in the spread of his faith. (See Chapters 20 and 21)

In summary, e is roughly:

This girl's intelligence level is so low that eating poisonous mushrooms probably won't make a difference; in fact, eating them might even make her a little smarter.

So, He Chen floated in the air, watching the girl eat the apple with a complicated expression, and then explored one clump of grass after another, searching for apples in the grass with great seriousness.

Sigh, he's already realized his grades are bad. After all, judging from the current situation, Kai Meiling probably doesn't know Newton.

"It's time to give them some fresh fruit."

He Chen made the sound of an animal keeper, and then threw the new apple into the grass along the road.

Although, rationally speaking, he should stop such behavior.

After all, continuously leaving apples in such grass will only reinforce the already not-so-bright Kaimei's belief that apples grow from grass.

But how should I put it... this is so much fun, hehehe.

It turns out that fooling believers is really fun, especially something that has little impact but is still very interesting.

The more Kai Meiling believed that apples grew from grass, the happier He Chen became.

Then, one apple, one apple...

"Huh? I'm out of apples?"

He Chen reached out and found nothing; he then realized that all the little apples had been sent over.

To be honest, Japanese fruit is really expensive. How expensive?

Anzu Matsuori, who has earned over 100,000 yen in the past few days, only dares to buy one and a half pounds of small apples.

So, after deducting what Xingnan Songzhi and He Chen had eaten, only about half a jin was actually sent to Kai Meiling.

With so few apples, they were naturally all delivered in no time.

but.

'Gods, please help me find a few more apples!'

Kaimei Ling wasn't full yet.

"..."

That's enough! She's already eaten all the little believer's apples, does she expect her to eat all her oranges too?!

That's going too far!

And it's one thing for apples to grow in haystacks, but can Kaimi Ling really accept the absurd premise of apples and oranges growing in the same kind of haystack?!

......

"Crack~"

An orange, in the same form as the apple, landed in the pre-arranged haystack.

Apart from its color and the sheen of its skin, it's just like the apples from before.

If we ignore its color, its thicker skin than an apple, and its distinct taste, then who can say that this isn't an apple?

The size difference isn't actually that big!

"..."

The orange lay quietly.

He Chen stared intently at Ju Zi and Kai Meiling.

He knew that Kaimeiling was very likely to realize something was wrong and begin to doubt the previous Apple, so the fate of the matter hung in the balance.

but!

But so what if something's wrong? Are you going to suspect the gods?

If you realize something's wrong, isn't that just you making up the reasons in your own head?

If he muttered it out loud, He Chen could watch a second act!

He Chen has done a great job by giving the girl food and guiding her in the right direction.

If that's the case, then isn't it perfectly justifiable for He Chen to find pleasure, cough cough, and amusement in young girls?

"Pat-pat, pat-pat~"

Unaware of all this, Kaimi Ling continued to explore the bushes, eagerly trying to pull out an apple from within.

Yeah, silly, but so cute.

"Clap."

As the girl approached step by step, He Chen gradually increased the speed at which he ate the sunflower seeds.

"Clap."

It looked like Kaimi was just a hair's breadth away from where the orange was currently located.

"Clap!"

Next up is the bush where the orange is!

He Chen was completely focused, holding his breath the whole time, watching the big scene that was about to unfold!

"Clap!"

"Hmm~"

Kaimi Ling squatted down in front of the clump of grass, then reached in and began to search.

Seeing this, He Chen suddenly regretted it; it would have been more reasonable to put an egg in there.

Furthermore, if you put an egg in the room and wait for the girl to feel around and finally pull out an egg, her reaction will definitely be quite interesting!

And if she actually pulls an egg out of the grass, whether she eats it or not, it will definitely be a lot of fun!

However, He Chen's current divine skill is only [Divine Gift], and he does not have the ability to forcibly take things from believers.

Well, honestly, they shouldn't have this ability.

After all, if someone sees something belonging to a believer and takes it without permission, how can that be considered divine? It's downright sinful!

Therefore, He Chen no longer has the ability to retrieve the orange and exchange it for eggs.

He could only watch helplessly as the girl groped her way to the oranges in the grass, then picked them up, peeled them, and ate them as she continued walking.

"..."

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Completely unaware that something is wrong?!