Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

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"The [God of the Washroom] is a mysterious and great being who governs the powers of luck, learning, and destruction. He..."

He Chen hadn't fabricated much about these things yet, so in no time at all, Anno Yuzuki finished reading everything.

After she finished reading, she looked down and frowned.

She read with great difficulty while standing, and the boys squatting on the ground not only remained silent, but their faces showed only fear and worry, without the slightest reverence.

Doesn't this mean she studied for nothing?

No!

How did the teacher handle this situation? Let her think about it.

"Now, I'll ask some people to stand up and answer the questions. Those who answer correctly can stand up, and those who answer incorrectly..."

Anno Yuzuki couldn't think of a punishment for answering incorrectly, so she just turned even more gloomy and stopped talking.

However, these words were even more terrifying to the squatting boy than the punishment itself.

In particular, the steel pipe as thick as an arm was still dangling in Anno Yuzuki's hand.

A steel pipe like that, if it hits the big end, can cause instant massive bleeding; if it hits the small end...

Damn, so many people are practically scared to death!

"You! The one with glasses and white clothes! Answer me, what abilities does the deity possess?!"

"Ah! The gods govern, govern, govern luck! Learning! And, and also destruction!"

"Stand up and move to the side!"

"......Hi!"

The boy stood up quickly and nervously, then stood firmly against the door of the cubicle.

Then, Anno Yuzuki's gaze swept over the squatting boys once again.

"You! Answer..."

How should I put it? It's just outrageous.

Even though both parties were already graduated adults, the atmosphere in the restroom suddenly became like that of a classroom.

Yuzuki Anno is like a strict teacher, and these boys are the students being tested.

Teacher and student toilet trial.jpg!

Ahem, this is the serious version, the serious version. I don't have the unserious version here; please search and download those yourself.

Back to the topic.

The passage they were reciting had few words, and the three students—oops, the delinquents—who were called up, although they stuttered a little, actually answered correctly.

Well, to put it simply, many people feel both fortunate and regretful about this development.

Especially the delinquent girl standing behind Yuzuki Anno.

She was torn between worrying that someone might answer incorrectly and that the eldest sister would be too harsh, and at the same time, she really wanted to see what would happen.

"Good job, everyone stand up!"

Anno Yuzuki's expression is much better now.

While trying to bend the steel pipe with his hands behind his back, he began to speak again:

"Now, you all repeat the slogan with me!"

"The mysterious and sublime [God of the Bathroom], who governs luck, learning, and destruction!"

Anno Yuzuki threw the thick steel pipe to the ground, snatched the stick from the hand of a delinquent girl behind her, and shouted:

"Get yourselves together! Speak louder!"

"Crack!"

"Repeat after me! The mysterious and sublime [God of the Bathroom]! The master of luck! Learning! and destruction!"

Anno Yuzuki, who had snapped the stick in half, clearly showed a look of great relief on her face.

"The mysterious and sublime [God of the Bathroom]! He governs luck, learning, and destruction!"

Seeing that a wooden stick as thick as a child's arm could be easily broken, the delinquent youths became incredibly docile, shouting whatever they were told.

......

After a few minutes of fussing and breaking most of his men's sticks, Anno Yuzuki felt the missionary work was nearly complete. She then pulled out the gang leader and began giving orders:

"Well! From now on, you can continue doing what you were doing. I won't be merging you all! However, you'll be my subordinates from now on, and you'll have to pay protection money every month. Also, you must worship the [God of the Washroom] properly, understand?!"

After all, men and women are different, and since her group consists of sisters who are loyal enough to the "God of the Bathroom," Anno Yuzuki doesn't intend to conquer a place, collect protection money, and then just ensure that they believe in the god.

"Yes! I'll definitely do it!"

The boss on the other side, who was almost driven crazy by this series of actions, quickly bowed and submitted obediently.

Chapter Ninety-Two: Feel the Pain in This World

After listening to the other party's pledge of loyalty and obtaining their phone number, Anno Yuzuki completed the handover between the delinquents and prepared to lead the team away.

Tonight, there was a fight, and quite a few sticks were broken. Personally, Anno Yuzuki definitely had a great time. (Don't mention the steel pipes!)

Seeing the group of wicked women about to leave, the group of delinquent youths, who had been standing in neat rows trembling with fear, secretly breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to watch them go.

But just then, a delinquent girl suddenly stood up.

Under the worried and fearful gazes of the delinquent youths, he reminded Anno Yuzuki:

"Big sister, if we just let them run wild like this, they'll definitely treat their faith like they treat their studies, right? We have to keep an eye on them! Otherwise, they'll definitely slack off!"

"Slacking off? Treat your faith like you treat your studies?!"

Upon hearing this, Anno Yuzuki thought for a moment, then instantly flew into a rage:

"Baka! That's absolutely outrageous!"

Good heavens, upon hearing this angry shout, the leader of the delinquents almost knelt down on the spot, and immediately offered an urgent explanation:

"No way! Big Sister, we would never treat our faith like we treat our studies! We will definitely worship our God!"

"Yes, yes! We swear!"

"Big Sister, if I treat the great deity with the same respect I would show to my studies, I will cut off my finger as an apology!"

......

To prove themselves and to ensure their short sticks wouldn't break, the delinquent youths present racked their brains, shouting out all sorts of oaths and vows.

The delinquent's words made Anno Yuzuki's expression soften slightly, but when she looked at him, her not-so-bright eyes still clearly showed suspicion.

Upon witnessing this scene, the leader of the delinquent youths felt a chill run down his spine. He had a premonition that the torment was far from over.

"Supervision, huh..."

Anno Yuzuki tried to grab something, but after her previous violent outburst, only one of the delinquent girls still had a stick... the thick steel pipe she had thrown on the ground earlier.

"What are some good methods for supervision?"

Anno Yuzuki rubbed her chin with both hands, deep in thought.

Trying to figure it out on my own always felt unreliable, but when I thought about applying the methods the teachers used to deal with them, I felt that they would be more applicable.

Damn it, using teachers' methods to deal with subordinates feels like a hero turning into a dragon!

Hmm...it seems they're delinquents? Oh well, never mind then.

Quickly think about what methods the school's teachers usually use to make her feel uncomfortable and forced her to study?

"Daily checks?"

"But... what should we check?"

Anno Yuzuki hesitated.

It seems that faith can't be the subject of exams or tests.

"Big Sister, why don't we have them recite the content related to the gods every day?"

The delinquent girl made the suggestion again.

The delinquent youths immediately tensed up, but fortunately, Anno Yuzuki directly rejected the suggestion:

"Memorization won't work; there are so many of them, we can't check them all..."

The delinquent youth breathed a sigh of relief.

Halfway through, Anno Yuzuki cruelly uttered her second sentence:

"So, I think we should just make them chant slogans together! They should film themselves chanting slogans every day and send them to me for inspection! If their lip movements don't match or their voices aren't loud enough, they should get another beating!"

"Yes! We also need to report the day's top news at the beginning of the video, so that we can make sure it's not a video that's been filmed in one day but over several days!"

"This is called... Daily Faith Video!"

"Hmm! Good idea! We'll use this method when we're doing missionary work from now on!"

? !

Every day, do I have to shout those weird things like an idiot?!

They are a group of delinquent youths, not a cheering group!

If you do that, you'll definitely be laughed at by other bad groups around you!

"Come on, shout with me!"

"Crack!"

Anno Yuzuki stepped forward and casually stomped on a stack of short sticks, snapping it in two.

The unscrupulous boss, who was about to voice his opinion, suddenly felt a chill and immediately lost all interest.

"start!"

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