Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Two or three pounds of cash—it would probably take quite a while to count it all. Anzu Matsuori took the bag of cash out of her bosom and placed it on the table.

"Okay, then I'll count them."

He Chen suddenly appeared, looking at his first earnings with equal interest.

The young believer nodded and was just about to take out some money to share with the god when he discovered that all the banknotes and coins had suddenly flown out automatically!

Ok? !

The young believer looked at He Chen with a puzzled expression.

Then, with a wave of He Chen's hand, all the cash floated in mid-air and was neatly arranged into a wall of money!

? !

"Hi~!"

The young believer was suddenly deeply shocked by the scene before him!

Surrounded by money, money flying everywhere, all you see is money!

And the banknotes were still spinning around her!

The visual impact is absolutely off the charts!

Faced with such a fantastical scene, Anzu Matsuori couldn't help but hold her breath. The fatigue from dealing with the strange questions from the believers vanished completely at this moment.

A wall of banknotes! A suspended wall of banknotes that rotates and rearranges itself!

Tell me, what girl, no, who could resist a wall of money like this?!

The way the banknotes flew around and formed a wall was so cool!!!

If He Chen had appeared like this when they first met, Anzu Matsuori would have knelt down and begged him for money on the spot!

The little believer's eyes were sparkling with admiration.

"Okay, I've counted it all. It's 237,695 yen in total. Here's yours, 80,000 yen!"

He Chen's voice rang out, and then, 80,000 yen banknotes automatically floated out from this wall of banknotes and drifted towards Anzu Matsuori.

The remaining banknotes were all collected into a corner of the Inner Divine Realm with a wave of his hand.

Lost in thought, the girl absentmindedly put away the eight 10,000 yen bills floating in front of her.

Good heavens, He Chen truly felt like a god at this moment.

but......

"Ahem, well, here's the money. Don't forget about going to settle things with those thugs tomorrow afternoon! Work hard for me, and you'll be rolling in money!"

He Chen's next words completely shattered the atmosphere that had just been there.

In short, the entire atmosphere instantly changed from a fantasy martial arts style to a gangster style!

Damn it! If things continue like this, who knows what kind of hentai anime will be released, but a pure love version like "God and Shrine Maiden.txt" or "God and Shrine Maiden.p4" is definitely on the way!

Ahem, but He Chen is not really aware of the little believer's subtle state right now.

After all, in his opinion, floating in mid-air and even lying on the ceiling was much cooler than having banknotes floating around!

Moreover, it is foreseeable that Anno Yuzuki and the others will definitely go out to fight the delinquents again tomorrow night, so the best time to deliver the divine message is obviously tomorrow daytime.

Anzu Matsuori looks exhausted and about to fall asleep, so he knows he can only remind her now.

"..."

"My Lord, we're going tomorrow? Aren't you going to make some preparations first, like fabricating some kind of identity for me in the minds of those scoundrels on the other side?"

A delinquent girl is not the same as a mentally challenged girl. How could she possibly listen to what the other person is saying and follow their instructions properly?

If delinquent girls were this obedient, they should be studying at home right now, instead of wandering around outside with sticks in their hands!

Hilarious, Anzu Matsuori thought to herself, completely unaware that this group of delinquent girls only had one stick in their entire group.

"Hmm... Oh dear, didn't I already say that now is not the right time to communicate directly with them? Ahem, besides, I've already figured out your role in front of them!"

He Chen floated in the air, looking as if he had everything under control.

"What is your identity?"

Anzu Matsuori expressed deep skepticism.

He Chen answered with great enthusiasm:

"Their leader!"

"......goodbye!"

Good grief, this god is definitely unreliable!

They were supposed to pass on a message, but now they're going to make her the boss! This is absolutely outrageous!

Seeing Anzu Matsuori's reaction, He Chen quickly tried to salvage the situation:

"Hey, don't be like that! Being their leader isn't hard! I'll cooperate with you, and we can easily keep them in check!"

"Cooperate my ass! You definitely want me to beat them up with my bare hands and make them submit!"

Anzu Matsuori didn't believe He Chen's nonsense at all. Well, in this respect, after believing in the "God of the Bathroom," she made significant progress in avoiding being scammed.

Ahem, or perhaps He Chen could develop a new approach to fraud prevention?

"Look at what you're saying, why would I ask you to beat up my followers for me?"

He Chen gave a guilty smile. He had actually thought of that before, but thankfully, he quickly came up with a better way to save his unruly followers from a beating:

"Didn't I develop a new [divine inclination]? It's about disrupting that inclination; its function is..."

"Just do this, and then you do this, and I'll cooperate..."

As for how to gain the trust of unscrupulous believers, He Chen had already come up with a particularly cunning and brilliant plan more than an hour earlier.

If you try this method, you can easily make delinquent girls revere Anzu Matsuori like a god!

As He Chen recounted the story, Anzu Matsuori, who had initially resisted to the extreme, gradually widened her eyes, and her expression changed from initial resistance to curiosity, longing, and excitement.

Which high school student could resist such a magical temptation to show off?

The gods' method is simply amazing!

Chapter 83 Blocking the Path of the Unruly

After hearing this idea, Anzu Matsuori was no longer so resistant to going to deliver the divine message, and even felt a strange sense of shame and anticipation.

After all, from Anzu Matsuori's perspective, the method proposed by the deity was quite feasible and rather pretentious, and quite amusing.

If it weren't for the fact that it was already late at night and she was tired and sleepy, she would definitely want to do some physical experiments with the deity to see if the operation was really as magical as it seemed.

As dawn breaks and the cicadas begin to sing faintly.

The next day, Anzu Matsuori eagerly got up early and went out to buy a mask.

Well, she had originally planned to use a mask to cover her face this time, but after hearing He Chen's method of establishing authority, she was even more determined to wear a mask, otherwise she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to keep up her expression when she was trying to show off!

"Hey~ Remember to buy a mask that matches your shrine maiden outfit! You're wearing your shrine maiden outfit today to deliver divine messages to them!"

Hi~ I know~ I know~

The little believer, clutching his little purse, skipped and hopped out to go shopping.

Summer vacation is indeed a relaxing and enjoyable time!

Thinking of this, He Chen casually used [Divine Inspection] to take a look at Anno Yuzuki's situation. Cough cough, so delinquent girls also hug such cute pillows when they sleep?

The other delinquent girls are still asleep, and it's unclear what time they went to bed last night.

Upon seeing this, He Chen couldn't help but give himself a thumbs up.

Sure enough, he knew it; these kids with poor grades would definitely have no mornings off once they were on vacation, just like he had back then.

Besides, delinquent girls are just delinquents, not brainless, well... at least not all of them are brainless, and they certainly wouldn't be out wandering around at midday and get tanned like a black delinquent.

Therefore, it's perfect timing to have the young believers "train" (or "teach") delinquent girls in the afternoon.

Then, after dealing with the delinquent girls, it's about time to head to the bathhouse, perfectly maximizing the little believer's time~

Of course, just to be on the safe side, it would be better to inspect all the bad guys in that group.

After scanning the area, He Chen exclaimed in astonishment:

"Men and women are definitely different. Japanese girls, even in the middle of summer, mostly wear pajamas to sleep!"

3:30 p.m.

After the hottest time passed, Xingnan Songzhi reluctantly closed her textbooks for the next semester, turned off the air conditioner, and prepared to go out, urged by He Chen.

As soon as the door opened, a wave of heat rolled out.

Although the hottest time of day had passed, the outside was still as hot as an oven compared to the cool comfort of an air-conditioned room.

"Yame~ Tokyo is so hot! Deity, could you develop an ability that makes believers feel as cool as if they were in an air-conditioned room when they go out in this weather? If you had that ability, you would definitely be even more popular!"

Anzu Matsuori let out a Nobita-esque exclamation.

Then, Dora Hechen quite decisively refused:

"I am a god, not a babysitter. I would never develop such abilities for believers! You'd better hurry up and get there according to the location I gave you, otherwise they might run off somewhere else!"

Before leaving, He Chen had already gone to check on those delinquent girls again, noted their location, and was tracking them.

What are the specific tracking methods?

Ahem, of course, we input the current address of the bad believers into Anzu Matsuori's phone and then use the phone's navigation!

Just kidding. When it comes to maps of Tokyo and transportation routes, mobile maps are definitely more helpful.

We can't expect the gods to help us with everything!

As the old saying goes, a wise person is not born different, but is good at making use of things.

This god isn't some ancient relic unearthed by archaeologists; with so many useful things in modern civilization, of course he'll make good use of them!

Go out, take the tram, transfer lines, take the bus.

After a commute of more than half an hour, Anzu Matsuori finally arrived at her destination.

To be fair, this group of delinquent girls seems to be quite poor.