Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Could it be that when Anno Yuzuki was displaying her abilities, she kept destroying her younger sister's things?

Therefore, in the minds of these believers, the meaning of this deity's control over destructive power is that he will often go crazy and destroy the believers' belongings.

That can't be right! This doesn't make sense!

"Let me see the instructions."

He Chen couldn't figure it out no matter how much he thought about it. If it wasn't that the system had unearthed some hidden trait of his, then it must be that his thinking had been led astray.

Therefore, let's take a look at the relevant system explanation in this section to understand what's going on.

“&%￥@！#￥#&……”

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"Oh, is that so?"

After He Chen understood, he suddenly realized what was going on.

It turns out that negative "divine inclination" is different from positive "divine inclination".

Before being converted into a clergy, the positive tendencies were invoked temporarily, only to backfire even more, thus limiting the outcome of their use.

However, the negative "divine inclination" adopts a limited scope of use, that is, it is strictly restricted to be used only on its own believers.

"Oh, what a pity."

If disrupting this tendency would also result in a backlash several times greater, then He Chen could completely use it as a medical ability.

Simply apply it to the believer's wound, and the wound will widen slightly, but within minutes, it will be completely healed.

Unfortunately, without the reverse backlash, this only negative [divine inclination] becomes quite useless.

The system indicated that this ability could be used to punish believers.

Alternatively, it can be used indiscriminately on all believers, and believers are told that if their faith level increases or they proselytize, the destruction will temporarily stop, thus increasing the number of believers in the opposite way.

Well, in ancient times, during times of war or ignorance, spreading faith in this way might indeed have been a good method.

But He Chen would definitely not do that.

"I have a feeling that this special [divine bias] should be able to develop some kind of crazy operations."

He Chen unconsciously controlled himself to rotate 360 ​​degrees in the air, and then thought seriously.

Despite its apparent negative and dark nature, this ability can be interpreted as somewhat erotic by those with deeper thoughts.

However, as the saying goes, "divine favoritism" is dead, but divine will is alive.

He Chen, who successfully developed the human jet cannon with its single-target/area-of-effect destructive capabilities, is confident that he can develop other applications based on this focus.

For example...

"Let's rule out haircuts first. Cutting hair for believers is a bit too much like being a waiter. So, eyebrow trimming, leg hair removal, XX treatment, and acne treatment are not being considered for now."

"Hmm? Acne treatment... So, this ability could be developed in the medical field?!"

After looking at the description, which indicated that the current degree of damage was quite large, He Chen shook his head regretfully.

At least for now, it certainly cannot be used for procedures like surgery.

However, perhaps it can already be used for amputation?

If the accuracy were high enough, it would be great to be able to perform surgery. In that case, He Chen could easily create another "divine bias".

Don't misunderstand, it's not a god of healing, but a god of life...

"Forget it, before the title of 'God of the Washroom' is changed, let's not come up with too many directions yet, otherwise it will feel strange when we introduce it."

After a brief moment of thought, He Chen immediately put aside his ideas about treatment and life.

Hmm? Why did you let it go?

His current followers mainly consist of three groups: high school students, primarily female; customers in the women's bathhouse; and delinquent girls.

In other words, almost all of his followers are women!

If he were to actually create a "God of Life for the Bathroom"...

That's practically proof of the god of giving birth in the toilet!

Or perhaps... the god of microorganisms in the toilet?

(⊙o⊙)...

This is even worse than the god of childbirth in the toilet!

'My Lord God, you...'

Hmm? Anzu Matsuori is looking for him?

With a thought, He Chen's gaze fell directly on Xing Nan Songzhi's side.

Chapter 80: I'll give you a task.

While He Chen watched Anno Yuzuki play with the stick, Anzu Matsuori was also completing her procedures.

While Anno Yuzuki was using intimidation to turn all the believers into casual believers, Anzu Matsuori's bathhouse was also nearing its closing time.

Just then, the effects of He Chen's blessing began to wear off, and the bath became less attractive to the remaining customers, so many people in line left temporarily.

After being busy for a while, the shop owner, Grandma Kubo, stopped accepting new customers and began preparing to close the shop.

In this situation, besides dealing with the enthusiastic believers who wanted to invite her to their homes for a while or take her to an izakaya for a drink, Anzu Matsuori had nothing else to do.

When this person has some free time...

I get excited about the money I earn!

Over this period of time, including the incense money donated by the initial group of believers, Anzu Matsuori has accumulated a thick wad of cash.

Of these offerings, aside from a very few people who shamelessly gave only five yen, and a couple who simply swiped their bank cards in front of the statue, the rest were quite generous...

Huh?! Someone actually swiped their card in the air?! This isn't fooling the gods, it's clearly fooling ghosts! They're just trying to get something for nothing!

Fortunately, many of the customers who came out of the bathhouse—no, the believers—had given incense money when they went in, and when they came out, they handed Anzu Matsuori a 10,000 yen bill.

Wow, such a stark contrast almost made Anzu Matsuori shout out, "Boss, you're so generous!"

To be honest, soliciting money from believers in the name of a deity is a surprisingly quick way to generate revenue.

This is only because Xingnan Songzhi only charges for incense offerings and doesn't sell things like incense, candles, amulets, or shrine maiden bathwater; otherwise, their income would probably have doubled.

No wonder many monks these days are overweight and have oily faces; they make money faster than winning the lottery!

"My Lord God, come quick! We're dividing the money!"

'My God, you must protect me on my way back! I received so much money today, and I'm worried about my safety without anyone to protect me!'

Anzu Matsuori, who had never handled so much cash before, was both excited and apprehensive.

For teenagers who haven't experienced this feeling, try to recall how you felt on your first night.

Young men who have never had their first time can reflect on why they haven't and give some advice.

However, despite the excitement in Anzu Matsuori's heart, when He Chen suddenly appeared beside her, she was still dignified and quiet, smiling and motionless.

Having been a seasoned complainer for so many years, Anzu Matsuori has mastered the skill of having a calm demeanor despite inner turmoil.

Hmm, this looks perfect for scamming... I mean, spreading faith!

"How much is it in total? You seem so excited."

It should weigh two or three pounds!

hiss~

Good heavens, money is now sold by weight, not by amount?!

Upon hearing this answer, He Chen couldn't help but be drawn to the girl's embrace.

Two or three catties of incense money!

No wonder it looks so much heavier!

Even after becoming a god and having no need for money, He Chen couldn't help but be moved.

It truly is a general equivalent formed from the collective labor of all people, regardless of their differences!

'My Lord, with so much money, how much will you give me?'

With the arrival of the deity, Anzu Matsuori felt much more at ease, and her thoughts immediately shifted from safety to the allocation of tasks.

"I'll give you half a pound then!"

He Chen was as generous as a mountain bandit who could divide gold with a large scale.

It is entirely appropriate to allocate one-quarter or one-fifth of the resources to the lesser believers, since this path was essentially built by the lesser believers themselves.

'Arigato! Thank you so much! God, you are so kind! I love you to death!!!'

Upon hearing this, Anzu Matsuori was so happy she almost jumped for joy, and her eyes immediately curved into two sparkling crescent moons.

With her hair slightly damp and dressed in a shrine maiden outfit, Anzu Matsuori was indeed quite beautiful.

Even though it was in a women's bath, her smile still attracted a lot of attention.

After all, things that look good are attractive to people of the same sex as well.

So here's a piece of advice for good-looking guys: don't stay up all night online. One of my roommates actually woke up with a sore butt!

Ahem, let's not get off topic.

He Chen was not tempted by the young believer's beauty; well, at least he wasn't bewitched.

"Not only will I give you this much of today's profit, but I'll also share a portion of the incense offerings for this place with you in the future! However..."

For He Chen, the income from incense offerings at the bathroom was really nothing special.

He doesn't have much money right now, but as a god, he will never be short of money. For example, he has only been in this world for less than a week, and he already has at least one or two stable sources of income.

Furthermore, it is foreseeable that he will have even more shrines and more delinquent groups in the future. At that time, whether it is incense money or protection, cough cough, incense money will definitely be plentiful!

'My Lord, please speak!'

Xingnan Songzhi became invigorated.

For He Chen, money was just a trivial matter, but for her, the value of money was completely different.