Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

The school's toilets, and the nearby glass, speak quite eloquently to this.

Although Anzu Matsuori didn't witness it herself, the news reports showed: shattered glass, broken cubicle doors, and the unfortunate male teacher whose hairstyle had been forcibly altered, crying on television about the damage the explosion had caused him...

All of these vividly and realistically demonstrate the power of the [God of the Bathroom]'s explosive divine power.

With such a divine being protecting her, Anzu Matsuori was still somewhat worried that her clothes might get stained with some disgusting liquid, but she was actually quite reassured about her safety.

"Clap, clap."

More than thirty minutes later, Anzu Matsuori was walking in this unfamiliar and deserted alley. After carefully choosing a place where she didn't have to worry about objects falling from the sky or walls collapsing, the girl stopped.

"My Lord, didn't you say before that you could see the things around me? Are you seeing them now?"

Since no one was around, Anzu Matsuori went straight to the point and asked a question.

"Don't worry, I've been watching you closely. If any danger arises, I'll warn you..."

He Chen's voice transmission suddenly turned serious:

"The time for backlash has come! And I hear two groups of footsteps approaching from both sides!"

"Don't make a sound yet, I'll go check what's going on!"

Upon hearing this, Anzu Matsuori immediately fell silent. Then, the chaotic footsteps from both sides gradually reached her ears!

Chapter Sixty-Three: My Little Sister's Just Kidding

"Pat-pat, pat-pat~!"

"Da da da, pa da, pa da!"

The sound of hurried footsteps came from both sides of the alley at the same time!

Anzu Matsuori chose this location because it was safe from falling objects and the walls wouldn't collapse.

For criminals, the absence of tall buildings nearby means no one can see what's happening here; the sturdy walls mean that once both sides are blocked, those brought here have nowhere to escape!

So this place that Anzu Matsuori had her eye on was also a treasure trove in the eyes of bad guys!

This could be interpreted as...great minds think alike?

"e" is not quite right, but it's roughly the idea.

"Good news, both groups coming from the opposite direction are girls!"

The divine message reached her mind more than ten seconds after Anzu Matsuori stopped breathing. Anzu Matsuori's face relaxed, and she exhaled a long breath.

Then she heard the next sentence:

"The bad news is, neither of them looks like good people, and quite a few of them are carrying sticks! It looks like they've arranged to fight here!"

???

!!!

At a time like this, you still have the mind to play the game of good news and bad news?!

Two groups of people! She's caught in the middle! Armed with sticks! Unless they're armed themselves... it's definitely very dangerous!!!

Anzu Matsuori's complete rant!

'My Lord, how many people are on each side?!'

Now we can only pray that not many people will come from either side.

Her luck was only 45,000 yen, but the backlash was 1.64 times, so theoretically, the backlash was only worth a little over 73,000 yen.

More than 70,000 yen, and it can...

"I've counted them clearly, twelve people on one side, thirteen people on the other."

"But it's okay, there's a really strong guy among those twelve, he's worth two of them!"

Anzu Matsuori felt that she could clearly hear the excitement of watching the excitement in the voice of the deity!

More than twenty people!

Grab a stick!

This is...

Can 70,000 yen really be that useful?!

Xingnan Songzhi roared in her heart!

But then I thought about it again.

Seventy thousand... seems reasonable?

Oh dear, is this the power of money?

More than twenty people, even a god couldn't defeat them, right?

Moreover, even if the gods were to punish all twenty-odd people at once, the thought of twenty-odd people being blocked on both sides and suddenly getting diarrhea... that scene would be torture for Anzu Matsuori, who is in the middle!

In an instant, Anzu Matsuori seemed to understand what powerlessness meant.

This feeling of powerlessness is like Schwarzenegger being constipated.

It's not that he lacks strength, but he just doesn't have the kind of strength he wants.

"No, we can't give up..."

On the first day back home after the holiday, she was beaten up and hospitalized or had to stay in bed to recover. Anzu Matsuori was unwilling to accept this situation!

Even if it seems like there's no way out, she has to find a solution!

"My Lord, where are both groups now? Is it possible for me to escape by another route before they arrive?!"

Judging from the situation, it was clear that both teams had come to challenge her to a fight. Their goal was not to beat Xing Na Songzhi up. Therefore, if there was still a way to escape, and with the help of the gods to scout the way, it was not impossible for her to escape danger!

"No, they're almost here. If it were daytime, they could see you from far away by now."

The gods ruthlessly shattered our hopes.

"Whoo~"

"...My lord, look, what's beyond these two walls?"

Faced with this crisis, Anzu Matsuori's mind worked faster and clearer than usual. Finding no direct way to escape, she immediately thought of climbing over the wall.

"Behind the wall, is... an abandoned construction site? There's a puddle here, and ahead..."

"Hey! You've finally arrived! So, are you going to take action or explain things clearly?!"

The deafening trill of the tongue made Anzu Matsuori's heart sink.

Okay, we don't need to worry about what's behind the walls on both sides anymore.

Both sides had approached this place. Although it was completely dark and neither seemed to have noticed Anzu Matsuori's presence, Anzu Matsuori had already seen what both sides looked like.

At this moment, even if she could climb over the wall and find her own home, she couldn't move.

If we don't move, there's still a tiny chance we won't be discovered, or at least we'll be discovered later. But if we use a VPN now...

Two groups agreed to fight here, but Anzu Matsuori suddenly appeared and climbed over the wall to play?

What's wrong, little sister? Are you kidding me?

"Whoo~"

Anzu Matsuori stood quietly against the subway wall, making herself appear like a lackey, trying her best to avoid drawing attention to herself.

Just then, both sides who had challenged each other seemed quite excited, with the two leaders facing off and talking non-stop.

Listen to their foul language, interspersed with occasional words of conversation. Although it's all fragmented and incoherent, making it impossible to understand what's going on, given this inefficient way of communication, Anzu Matsuori probably has plenty of time to prepare.

"Little believer, why don't you tell them you've taken the wrong path and need to go back? After all, your clothes are clearly different from theirs."

He Chen was coming up with unreliable ideas.

That's right. Anzu Matsuori, dressed in the Tsunayoshi High School uniform, was completely different from the other two people. Moreover, her overall style was different. One side had a shoujo manga style, while the other had a yakuza realistic style. If she stood up and said that she was not with them, the other side would definitely believe her.

But while they were arguing and chatting, she emerged from the darkness and said, "Excuse me, I need to go out..."

To be honest, if she were covered in blood or floating, the other party might actually make way for her. But given her current appearance as a normal high school girl, the probability of them making way for her is almost zero!

'My lord, is there any way to teleport me away? Even to the outside of the walls!'

Well, as soon as she said it, Anzu Matsuori immediately started praying again. The "God of the Bathroom" she worshipped certainly didn't have that many functions.

Her god can only cause explosions that are difficult to control, and make others have diarrhea... diarrhea?

'My Lord, could you make both sides feel like they need to have diarrhea, but not to the point where they absolutely have to?'

As she interacted with the gods, Anzu Matsuori's thought process changed continuously. At this moment, a sudden inspiration struck her, and she actually came up with a possible solution!

It's true that the two sides have agreed to fight, but if both of them suddenly need to defecate urgently, then in order not to get beaten up in front of everyone, they might just temporarily call a truce and reschedule for another time!

That way, once both parties have left and gone far away, she can go home safely!

Thinking of this, Anzu Matsuori couldn't help but show an excited and joyful expression on her face, and she exhaled the breath she had been holding in.

Then......

"Hey, who are you? Hahaha, you even brought someone in a school uniform to fight?!"

? !

Anzu Matsuori's smile froze on her face instantly!

Chapter Sixty-Four: Beat up the one in the school uniform too.

"...Should we still try?"

Without a doubt, He Chen, who was in the state of "divine observation," also clearly saw the scene of Anzu Matsuori being discovered.

Well, He Chen couldn't help but admire Anzu Matsuori's idea, which was very much in line with his style, and had the meaning of subduing the enemy without fighting.

However, this method is definitely not going to work now.

To be honest, Anzu Matsuori's luck... well, given that she's already under the unfortunate backlash debuff, it seems quite reasonable for something like this to happen.

"Baka yarou~ Who are you?! Did you sneak in here to ambush us?!"

After being pointed out by that girl, both girls noticed Anzu Matsuori standing against the wall.

Looking at this beautiful and well-proportioned girl, and remembering that she had seen and heard the whole scene of their mutual insults, one of the girls leading the group suddenly became furious!